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Enjoy your Saturday night. I know I will.

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Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

So you’re actually admitting you’re a Mangina now? :O

This is a day that will be celebrated by conspiracy trolls for centuries to come! xD

And TY.. you too! :3 (i suppose it’s not a holiday weekend where you are? 😮 or you’d need more cucumbers! xD )

Laughing gull
Laughing gull
9 years ago

Oh my. And I’ve just sliced a cucumber up with tomatoes and olives. There is a “No Return” policy on produce, I hope.

I can hear it now… “Feminism has caused wimmins to abuse cucumbers! This has got to stop!” or “Woman claims false allegation of rape against a cucumber. Please sign a petition!”

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

(i hope that didn’t offend you 🙁 this is your space after all 😐 and it occurred to me afterwards that maybe my joke hit a raw spot)

As a fluffy present for dead evil feminist overlady royal person long weekend, this is what Saturday Night means to us Soviet Canuckistanians 😀

Laughing gull
Laughing gull
9 years ago

Aw, David. She’s probably one of those Ameriskanks who’s being unfaithful to her spouse using produce. Talk about hypergamy!

thefemalespectator
thefemalespectator
9 years ago

In the early eighteenth century, when there were all sorts of odd ideas about harems floating around, Alexander Pope joked with Lady Mary Wortley Montagu about her trip to Constantinople that she’d better be careful of the cultural influence. One instance he gave of the strangeness of life in the East was that apparently women could only be served sliced cucumbers* in the harem because otherwise it might…give them ideas…about something. Probably thongs weren’t involved, though. He was also worried about her losing her soul and her husband getting circumcised.
*No cucumbers were harmed in the making of this post.

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

Well I figured it wasn’t your receipt xD (where’d you find it? :O )

Johnny Pez
9 years ago

The receipt is an obvious fake. No real Texan would let the gub’mint levy taxes on him, because Taxation Is Theft.

Laughing gull
Laughing gull
9 years ago

I agree, Johnny Pez. Taxes are only used to support feminists. So it is Theft. And make it illegal for women to buy phallic shaped produce!

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

$4.84 for motor oil? That’s a steal!

/car guy
//only thing I buy at Walmart

Holly
9 years ago

“Self Check-Out”?

Cowardice.

G.L. Piggy
9 years ago

i didn’t know sales tax was that high in TX.

Graham
Graham
9 years ago

Also off topic:

Just seen Beyonce’s new video:

Can only imagine the joy it’s going to provoke in the manosphere… 😀

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
9 years ago

The shopper should have used a coupon for the lubricants. He or she could have saved $2. At least the cucumbers were a rollback price that day, saving 6 cents. You have to be wise about your money if you’re kinky during a recession.

Fuck MRAs
Fuck MRAs
9 years ago

It all sounds pretty fun except the thongs. Those things are stupid beyond words.