One of the many happy benefits of moving this blog to WordPress is that I can now see in gory detail the search terms people use to get here. The most common search terms are, naturally enough, “manboobz” and “man boobz.” It’s on the third-most-popular search term that things start to get weird: it’s “Australopithecus.” Why? Well, because once upon a time I posted a picture of an Australopithecus couple going about their Australopithecus business.
Let’s take a quick tour through the rest of the search terms list. I think we can learn a few things, both about this blog and about the dreams and desires of people whiling away a boring afternoon at work by poking around the internet. Here are some preliminary conclusions I have drawn from the data:
1) The teeming millions want to look at dudes with lots of muscles:
world’s most muscliest man
most big muscle in the world
world’s muscular man
disgustingly big muscles
silly muscles
les muscle man end the world
And no, I have no idea what that last one means either.
Clearly, the prevalence of muscle-man related search terms is the side effect of having that little picture of a muscly man at the top of the sidebar in the blogger version of this blog. I feel bad that this was all I had to offer the searchers, so as you can see I’ve added a pic of a man with some, yes, ”disgustingly big muscles.”
2) Human sexuality is a weird, wonderful, and often horrifying thing. Sometimes, it involves advanced computer and/or robotic technology:
future lady robot
create a virtual woman with boobs
will cherry 2000 ever happen?
computer mouse in vagina
Other times, animals:
panda furry porn
animal dildo porn
fish meat and women porn movies
I am trying to get that last image out of my head.
3) If you regularly mention sperm on your blog, you’re going to attract a few weirdos:
how to steal sperm
do lizards like human cum
I just Googled that last one and this post of mine was the FIRST RESULT! I would therefore like to publicly state that I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION and have never even tried to find out the answer to that question. And if you by chance actually do know the answer to that question DO NOT TELL IT TO ME.
4) Angry dudes trying to find men’s rights sites can be careless typists:
why do you always here fiminist indoctorin at school but nothing about mens right activist?
women are like chilfren
A few final thoughts:
Many of the questions listed above are questions that are frankly best left unanswered. But there are some others I would dearly love to see answers to:
what do intellegent agressive beefcake nerds want
what does germaine greer think of buck angel
And one question I can answer pretty definitively:
can socially awkward men find love
Yes. The answer to that one is yes.
@Bee… Recent case in England, a woman who is a multiple false accuser. One of the young men commited suicide. One of the laws in rape trials is that a womans previous history is forbidden as evidence lest it taint the case. You don’t think men commit suicide at a rate of 4 to 1 as opposed to women for no damn good reason, do ya?
Or how about the girl whose 16 from atlanta who says shes 20 on her facebook page. Shes already got herself a two notches on her bedpost. Two men in prison for 2 years a pop because she lied about her age.
Actually, it is very likely that a woman will not know she’s being raped if she is passed out drunk. But I forgot, in your mind that qualifies as “talking her into it”.
@Holly…Something a little more tangible that I was drunk and taken advantage of Holly. My guess would be if a woman had bruises and such would be the first piece of credible evidence. I mean if I said I was assaulted you’d naturally expect at least a scratch or two on me, wouldn’t you?
I’m noticing a really big theme here. False equivalences.
False rape accusations are discussed as if they were the “opposite” of rape, the exact same thing backwards, when in fact they’re nothing like.
And the MRM is being talked about like it’s the “opposite” of feminism, when in fact it’ll be a cold day in hell when you hear mainstream feminists saying so much about evil men and so little about helping women.
Dudes like NWO try to set up these little tit-for-tats, but they’re completely fake.
@Snowy…No snowy if a man has sex with a passed out woman he has raped her. But the only way this could be proved was if someone else witnessed this, because if the woman was passed out she didn’t.
Holly – agreed.
NWO – What if someone said to you (trigger warning? whole damn place is a trigger) “if you don’t suck my cock, I’ll beat you to death,” and he had about 100 pounds on you, had you backed into a dark corner alone, and you believed him?
Wouldn’t leave a bruise.
Yeah NWOslave, that is the totally the only way it could be proved. Or maybe by a rape kit.
I’m afraid you’re wrong Holly, He’d have to do that to my unconcious body. Then there would be bruises as evidence.
@Snowy…I agree if is semen was found in her then he raped her and deserves the harshest of punishments.
NWOslave, you should totally feel free to just talk about whatever you want to, whether it follows from what anyone said or not. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.
Look, no one’s saying that false accusations aren’t bad, people who lie aren’t bad, or people who lie and put people in prison (or contribute to the reason they commit suicide) because of it aren’t bad. I don’t know who you think you’re arguing against. As for the reason men commit suicide at higher rates? I think there are a lot of reasons, but I’ve never seen false rape reports listed as a primary one. Do you really think it is, or are you just trying to make a (stupid, unsupported) point?
Okay, NWO, you sincerely believe he will not just knock out but kill you, and let’s imagine (briefly) that you’re a rational person. You gotta figure, a cock in your mouth, that’s not what you want at all and definitely not like this, but you’ll have the next forty, fifty years to cope and also to take care of your family and write that book you always were going to get around to and drive to the Cape this summer. So it’s better than death.
Still no bruises.
If you want to say “oh, no, I’d die first,” I commend you on your tremendous imaginary courage, but I hope I’ve given you a window on to why lesser beings might choose differently. That’s not consent–the victim thought he was gonna die!–and there’s not a mark on him.
@Bee…My first post was in response to the very first post of this article. I didn’t start it.
Okay, so in the “Who Shot Mr. Burns” episode of The Simpsons, when the cops threw Smithers in jail for attempted murder but later it turned out he was innocent, Chief Wiggum should’ve gotten the chair?
Sigh. Of course it was, MRAL. I was talking about your last post to me, about the 16 year old who lied about her age on FB and blah blah blah England. Did not follow from anything.
And Holly: About the false equivalence thing? Hells yes.
I’d like to take the opportunity here to point out that Slavey is full of shit. His actual purpose is to provide cover for men who rape women. The rest is just bullshit.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled commenting.
I give. You all win. No woman has ever lied about sexual assault. It’s an MRA fantasy. And if any man has been falsely accused, well fuck him. Death, suicide, prison or homeless. The worlds a better place without him. What we need is more women CEOs, thats a far graver situation. Good day.
I’m going to bed with a “hells yes” to Johnny Pez.
I’ve been playing around with statistics and metaphors and anecdotes, but the real reason NWOslave will never change his mind is that he doesn’t believe these things because he thinks they’re true. He believes them because it reinforces his hatred and distrust of women, and, very importantly, gives him a way to enable rape with just words!
Every time the “well, you know, women lie” shit gets repeated, it’s another little step toward becoming “common knowledge,” and when it’s “common knowledge,” then rape cases can be thrown out and rape victims harassed, because, well, you know, women lie. And cementing that bullshit is the real goal here.
Awwwwwww, Slavey haz a sad!
NWOslave, if we post stats you ignore them or deride the source.
So colour me unsurprised that we are not playing your stupid game of “oh well show me one time!” because of the aforementioned reason and 2. because you can do the damn searches yourself you lazy cur.
Elizabeth, I think you’re giving Slavey too much credit. He’s not lazy, he’s dishonest.
Yeah, I’m going to agree that slavey is objectively pro-rape. Asking Holly to name her rapist counts as one of the biggest dick moves in the history of this blog–and that is saying something.
Okay:
You lazy, lying, self righteous, incompetent, illogical, cruel, sleazy, slimy, indecorous, slandering, ill-witted cur.
(is this better Johnny and David, sorry but I just read about his asking about the rapist so I was a wee bit annoyed.)
Annoyed is a perfectly reasonable response. So is pissed off. So is the white-hot hatred of a thousand burning suns. Slavey really is a hideous, evil sack of shit.
I’m reminded of that George Carlin routine, “Asshole, Jackoff, or Scumbag?”
At first I thought Slavey was a real Jackoff, the kind of guy who’d get drunk and pee in your hat.
Then, he started turning into an Asshole. After a while, he was a complete Asshole.
Then he started in with this rape denial shit, and he became what he is today: a complete and total Scumbag.