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>Could it be … Muslims?

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Secret Muslim operatives.

So who invented feminism? If we’re to believe the conventional historical accounts, it was invented by a bunch of ladies. But all good misogynists know that ladies can’t invent their way out of a paper bag, so obviously it was some dudes who did it. Some Men’s Rightsers with a conspiratorial mindset have suggested it was the evil Rockefellers, deviously using feminism as part of their plot to depopulate the world. (Presumably because feminism encourages lesbianism and abortion, not necessarily at the same time.)

Over on the brand new* mgtowforums.com, avoidwomen offers another possibility: Islam! Avoidwomen is essentially asking and answering the classic conspiracy theory question “Cui Bono?” — which, if I remember correctly, either means “who benefits?”or “where’s Bono?” (My Latin is a little rusty.) Let’s try to follow the logic here:

I have to wonder if the Muslims had a role in planning feminism in many countries around the world? No violence would be needed, simply outbreed the feminists! It’s no surprise that Islam is the least feminised and strongest patriarchal society and religion. It will become a world religion and a major society in as little as two decades! Women will be treated under Islam as men are under feminism. Frankly, I don’t care about women and neither do millions of oppressed men. It may sound unfair, but the reality is you can’t have “equality” without oppressing men and destroying society. It’s a fact that the strongest patriarchies are the ones that breed the most and become the dominant society. Matriarchies become weak and die out in a couple generations, as was the case in the past.

Makes sense to me. I just wonder how Bono fits into the equation.

Some commenters agreed; others didn’t. AussieSteve, for one, welcomes our future Muslim overlords:

I fully expect Australia to become Muslim in my lifetime. I don’t dread it. … I should be old enough by then that it shouldn’t affect me too much, I don’t drink a lot. I’m sure I’ll be able to cope without my daily glass of Bundy rum.

I say, bring it on. I want to sit on my porch quietly laughing at bitches in burkahs as they cry about how men didn’t come to their aid when the muslims rose to power and kicked their feminist pedestal out from under their big fat arses.

Dontmarry points out the inconvenient fact that avoidwomen’s main goal — avoidingwomen  — won’t exactly help fertility rates in the Western world either. But he still blames feminsts, manginas and overeducated women who are, er, riding the “bad boy cock carousel.” 

Men going their own way also contributed to the low fertility, but hey, it’s better to be unmarried and childless than to be raped financially and have the state attempt to break your spirit at every turn.

Moreover, we merely reacted. Feminists started the problem; women exacerbated it, cheered on by manginas. Women, too highly educated for their own good, prefer to delay marriage, chase their careers, and ride the bad boy cock carousel. Gradually, time catches up with them, and they wonder ‘why are there no good men left’?

Clearly, Islam is devious indeed.

* Just a little non-sarcastic note here: The newly formed mgtowforums.com is basically a replacement for the old MGTOW proboards forum, which was recently taken down by the proboards administrators, apparently because of complaints from a feminist blogger. (There’s more on what apparently happened here; the comment I’m linking to is apparently a cut-and-pasted comment from that blogger.) Obviously, I do not approve of people taking down sites they disagree with.

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carswell
13 years ago

>The "bad boy cock carousel"?That's something I'd like to see. Just out of curiosity, mind you.

triplanetary
13 years ago

>Once again an awesome display of racism that's integrated seamlessly into MRA sexism. Because when it comes down to it, as we've said here many times in the past, it's really just about hate. These people are hateful assholes and they've chosen women as their primary scapegoats. But Muslims also make good scapegoats, especially since the post-9/11 Islamophobia doesn't seem to be dying down much even after 10 years.Their incoherence, to me, is a sign of the fact that all they really care about is being hateful. They're not going to let facts or reality get in the way of that. Islam will be a "world religion" within twenty years? Ohnoes!Except that, here in reality, Islam is already a world religion and its status as such doesn't produce the sorts of sharia-dystopia horror stories that racists dream about.As cracked.com points out (yeah, I know, but they do cite their sources), the only two countries that require women to wear the veil by law, Saudi Arabia and and Iran, contain less than 5% of the global Muslim population. And on top of that, more than two Muslim countries ban the wearing of the veil. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijab_by_country#Muslim_worldThe veil is just one example, but it's one of the most prominent and stereotypical in Western images of Islam and sharia.

Pam
Pam
13 years ago

>…but the reality is you can't have "equality" without oppressing men and destroying society.So equality oppresses men. I guess that's because it deprivileges them and that is considered oppression?

Nahida
13 years ago

>lmfao. I have a surprise for them.–A Muslim feminist

Johnny
13 years ago

>There is this problem in taking labels that apply to millions or billions of people – like 'feminist', or 'Muslim' – and then proceeding as though all people who fall under those very broad labels are working toward identical agendas.

briget
13 years ago

>ha this is funny. Do they even think before they open their mouthes? Where does that leave muslim women who openly choose to veil? And frankly I don't even think they know that there is a difference between a burqa, a niqab, and a hijab. I blame our failed public education system under the bushes and reagan administrations for these people

Elizabeth
13 years ago

>Hey haters-if you learned your history you would notice that the Baby Boomers started a lot of shit.Stopping VietnamStanding up to the ManChanging sexual moresSecond wave feminismThat is right-all of those young women started saying "what was good for my mom was not good for me." And they changed things. So what is to say that the millions of young Muslim women will not do the same? When you got nothing to lose…

johnnykaje
13 years ago

>"bad boy cock carousel"T-SHIRT IDEA

chocomintlipwax
13 years ago

>I see a merry-go-round that, instead of horses, has roosters in biker jackets.

clairedammit
13 years ago

> The "bad boy cock carousel"? That's something I'd like to see. Just out of curiosity, mind you.I know, right? I have to admit that this was not the first thing I thought of.

RenKiss
13 years ago

>Mona Eltahawy and all the other Muslim feminists would like to have a word with them.

Ozymandias
13 years ago

>I'm highly educated, and yet I have never fucked a bad boy or been on anything that could be remotely described as a "cock carousel."Can I be saved from our Muslim overlords now?

captainawkward.com
13 years ago

>I'm trying to picture the bad boy cock carousel. Is it like a lazy Susan, only with scary dildos instead of delicious sandwiches? Or is it like a Merry-Go-Round, where instead of horses there are sexy dangerous alpha men on sexy dangerous motorcycles and a lot of warning signs like "You don't want to ride this ride, baby."My imagination is totally engaged by this crazy image and also the crazy conspiracy theories about Muslims.

nicko81m
13 years ago

>"These people are hateful assholes and they've chosen women as their primary scapegoats"This reminds me of another movement called feminism. They blame all the problems they have on men.For example, if a woman fails the corporate ladder, it's all the fault of the evil male gender. It's twue I tell ya, feminism said so.

nicko81m
13 years ago

>A song for feministshttp://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Propaganda-lyrics-Sepultura/06C1C4366D86CA38482569A00006EBDD

Elizabeth
13 years ago

>Not always Nickelback…Carly Fiorina was completely incompetent and it was all her own fault…not men.

nicko81m
13 years ago

>I would love to know what problems women have that feminism blames women for instead of any other cause.It would be very interesting to see

David Futrelle
13 years ago

>I blame women for the popularity of Twilight.

shaenon
13 years ago

>I like that Dontmarry gets mad at women in the first paragraph for taking men's money, and in the next paragraph for "chasing careers." You have to let us do one or the other, honey. But at least he admits that his movement theoretically contributes to the dreaded brown-people-are-outbreeding-us crisis. MGTOW: a cunning Muslim plot all along!I would love to know what problems women have that feminism blames women for instead of any other cause.Ask a feminist what she thinks of that nice Phyllis Schlafly lady.

nicko81m
13 years ago

>"I blame women for the popularity of Twilight." I take that there are none for the bigoted anti male movement.

David Futrelle
13 years ago

>I don't understand that last question.The thing is, I don't really blame "women" for anything, nor do I blame "men" for anything. The world is more complicated than that, and I don't believe in collective guilt. I blame misogynists for being misogynists and I blame misandrists for being misandrists.

nicko81m
13 years ago

>David, I just ask for problems that women have that feminists actually admit that women are accountable for instead of blaming anything else in the world except women.If there isn't anything, can you sit here with a straight face and tell me that the feminist movement is not bigoted?

David Futrelle
13 years ago

>Well, like I said, I don't blame "men" or "women" collectively for anything, so I basically think your question and the assumptions behind it are simplistic and misguided. Pretty much anything good or bad in the world involves both men and women in varying degrees, so yes women (or, more precisely, some women) are responsible for all sorts of bad things. Some women are great; some women are awful. If you really think that feminists believe all women are saints, you haven't been reading this blog or the comments very carefully.

ginmar
13 years ago

>Nick, sweetie, do you whine about the fact there's no White History Month, too?