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>My feminist mistresses: A clarification

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Word has gotten out recently in the comments here about my feminist masters — that is, mistresses — whose orders I follow with unthinking obedience. I just want to reassure you all that my mistresses are in fact very nice ladies, and are not up to anything nefarious. I hope that this snapshot of them on a recent camping excursion will reassure you all on this point. I believe they are making soup. All hail the Goddess!

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Elizabeth
9 years ago

>Maybe they are making carne asada french fries. They are very yummy.

Joe
Joe
9 years ago

>Hey wytchfinde, we founde the wytches!

briget
9 years ago

>They all look so nice and lovely, tell me david when do we get to meet these wonderful mistrisses of yours?

Sandy
9 years ago

>This is mildly amusing but I hope you realize it does not fulfill your daily quota of internet crazy.I need my fix.

Christine WE
9 years ago

>You have lots of awesome posts on this blog, David, but this is one of my favorites. 🙂

David Futrelle
9 years ago

>Elizabeth, they said something about babies, but I didn't catch all the details. Brigit, I will ask them the next time they fly by. Sandy, your wish is granted!Christine, thanks!

Lady Victoria von Syrus

>Skyclad or GTFO!

Elizabeth
9 years ago

>Rapist babies? Cuz those taste the best.

Kollege_Messerschmitt
9 years ago

>Don't forget the awesome treats!Good thing they are not this kind of witches!After all, the MRAs have the habit of startling them…

Lady Victoria von Syrus

>Haha, I was making fun of the d00ds who enjoy posting 'Tits or GTFO' on forums, but those are some very lovely pictures!

Sungold
9 years ago

>That's me in the center, standing. We are cooking up marching orders for our male minions, including our favorites like you, David. I'd tell you the orders right now, but I've got an incubus waiting for me. Wouldn't want to keep him waiting. I'm a nice witch, after all.Bwahahahaha!

clairedammit
9 years ago

>So when are y'all having us over for rapist baby fondue? I will bring some wine – zinfandel should go well, or maybe a robust tempranillo.

magdelyn
9 years ago

>What the hell are you rambling about?

booboonation
9 years ago

>heh heh(and I've always noticed that when someone adds hilarity to accusations, a foe comes along and claims it's "rambling", or "incoherent". That's really abusive. People that are not abusive do not naturally just use those kinds of insult tactics.)

Lady Victoria von Syrus

>@ clairedammit:Chanti, of course! With fava beans on the side.

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

>Maybe they're making sandwiches. Hell, maybe they are sandwiches. MRAs like sandwiches, right?

LexieDi
9 years ago

>I really need a new pointy hat. How can I be a feminist mistress of all things with a penis without a fashionable pointy hat?! Maybe something with a compartment to hold my rapist-baby-fondue fork. Very handy for our weekly Mistresses-night-out parties. We can't be evil overladies all the time! It's hard work!

Captain Bathrobe
9 years ago

>I, for one, welcome our evil witch-feminist overlords…