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| This is what aspartame and birth control will do to you. |
I‘ve been disappointed so far with the BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN blog. Most of the posts so far have been pretty straightforward and, frankly, boring, with none of that inventive, over-the-top loopiness that I associate with misogynists of real quality. But this post from yesterday more than makes up for lost time:
American women are drugged-out zombies
American women are constantly in chemicals. Chewing bubble gum constantly (aspartame, which causes temporary retardation). The makeup. They are always doing diet things for extra doses of aspartame. They use too much birth control and it’s fucking up their vagina. They have periods for 2 weeks out of the month. They flirt with other men when married. They have a few steps up on the ladder in the courts. They have a feminist movement where they actually think they were born superior to men. They have a pair of shoes for every day of the month, which third world slaves made. Their makeup is made out of animal fat by product. They are in their own world and not reality from popping too many anti depressants for minor mood swings. lol they’re nuts!
LOL indeed, my good sir. LOL indeed.
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>Okay, the sugarless gum was a new one. Is aspartame the new fluoride? Or did this dude just have a traumatic rejection experience with some gum-snapping dame?
>This is off topic but not so much when it comes to men who hate women who think women hate men.Over dinner tonight a group of friends brought up the topic of celebrity crushes.I thought my wife’s answer was interesting though not surprising. Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. He's overweight, bald, not very attractive, not wealthy, so why would she choose him?In no particular order her reasons were: He's always laughing, he has a passion for history, he’s detail minded, he’s an honest capitalist and he just seems to enjoy life in a contagious way. (I got her to recap for me a minute ago).Women are such frivolous creatures are they not? It really is a hardship that I am married to a successful woman.
>But Kave, underneath that fun cupcake is a MONSTER.
>Is that picture concept art from Fallout 3? You know, the ghoul women all seemed pretty nice.
>Somehow, I imagine that this same person whining about diet products also spends large amounts of time whining about fat women. The same with the makeup (which, in the US at least, now rarely contains any animal products). Women just can't win here.Also, what women chew bubble gum constantly? I know a lot of adolescent girls who do this (as well as adolescent boys), but not many adult women.
>@darksidecat,I think part of the problem is that most of these guys are from my generation (I'm 19) and they really are surrounded by gum chewers all the time. This statement is still ridiculous though because it's also more common for the women in my generation to use very little makeup or no makeup at all. We're also less likely to drink diet soda in favor of tea or water.
>The scary thing about gum chewing is that it strengthens the jaw and teeth so that they can bite men.
>jupiter: Even scarier: the same principle applies to vagina dentata. Gentlemen! If you hear chewing and popping sounds coming from inside your lady's pants, run!
>@ Chocomintlipwax:Well, I do love me some Diet Coke. Which I drink not because I enjoy it, but just to spite men. (note to MRAs: That's called sarcasm)
>@briget, I'm 22 (as of a few days ago), maybe it is just location differnces. I know plenty of women who wear makeup, but few that chew gum. Diet soda seems a somewhat even split. But, then again, as a law student the women I am around tend to be more mid to late 20s or older. My 14 year old sister does chew gum constantly and prefers tea, but she wears plenty of makeup. I think makeup trends have gone more towards 'looking natural' (whatever that means with an hour long routine) rather than the brighter more obvious color I see women my mother's age wearing.
>It would seem to me these guys would want as many women as possible to be gobbling down aspertame like chicklets(pun intended). This would cause the women to become retarded and thus graduate high school and go to college in lower numbers meaning they would have to be dependent on a husband for money and even better they'd be too stupid to divorce him if he treated her badly. So they women would become the perfect house servant,birther,fucktoy they want. But hey, that could be all the aspartame and birth control and 2 week periods messing with my logic.
>@Lady VictoriaOh, I totally hear you. Before I do just about anything I have to stop and consider whether or not it sufficiently spites men. (I'm female, so I'm not allowed to do things just because I want to do them, naturally. It has to revolve around a man in some way.)
>Actually, I literally DID have 2 week long periods BEFORE I went on birth control. The birth control REGULATED my periods. Huzzah. Also, I don't wear heels and have 2 pairs of sandals, one pair of slip-ons, and a pair of tennis shoes. I don't wear make-up. I like real sugar. I don't diet. I don't take anti-depressants (but people who need them have every right to take them). The feminist movement does not think women are superior to men. I'm not married but I'm not much of a flirt. The courts thing is due to patriarchy. Duh.
>Cue in our resident misogynists: But feminists say nothing when women talk trash about men's penises! Waaaah!I'm wierded out that some man would care about his penis being "trash talked". Why are misogynists so freakin' sensitive!?
>"They have periods for 2 weeks out of the month."Hold on. That's just an American woman thing? Women of other nationalities never have periods? Maybe we are inferior…
>Aside from the BAW crew sharing their medical beliefs, I find amusing the fact that they bravely don't allow comments in their blog…hehe. The most current entry is about how much American women hate marriage & family (spoken like true Limpballs followers) ~ and even commented about women not demanding to be drafted (since, you know, the draft is currently in effect and all). I, for one, have long believed that selective services should be required of all Americans who turn 18 (if we're going to have conscription at all), irrespective of gender. I'm guessing they can't handle any response that tells them they're wrong.
>"jupiter: Even scarier: the same principle applies to vagina dentata.Gentlemen! If you hear chewing and popping sounds coming from inside your lady's pants, run!ROFL, David, that's **hilarious!!** Haha, I got some GIANT bellylaughs from reading your statement.:DD The chuckles just keep coming…