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More insane misogyny from the “manosphere.” Part 4 in what could easily turn into a 10 billion part series.Today’s theme: Women are children. I’ve bolded the best — as in worst — bits.
Women are: Children who don’t deserve the right to vote.
Just as those who oppossed the female vote 100 years ago predicted, women will vote for what’s best for women as a group only, and the politicians that cater to them. Little else matters to them, especially men and children. Convincing them to give up any power at all, for the good of society as a whole, is absolutely fruitless. They won’t do it unless forced to through a period of civil instability or anarchy, which is exactly where the breakdown of the family and disenfranchisement of men has us headed towards. But don’t tell THEM that. They don’t want to hear it. They’re high-functioning children, and they vote.
Women are: Retarded children with guns
Some say that women are children.
I think that women are way below children.Imagine a retarded child playing with a machine gun and you will have an accurate picture of women.
Pathetic, yes they are…
What a curse it must be to be born a woman..
Women are: Lying, cookie-stealing children
I think one of the absolute best things men can do with women is follow the advice of so many of those “misogynists” of old, and view women as children. … Of course, it is not actually that they are children. It is more likely that they do not develop the same sense of principle and justice to navigate the world, because society enables them not to have to. … They exist somewhere in between child and man. …
You can catch a woman dead to rights in a lie – like a child with cookie crumbs still stuck on the corner of her lips insisting she wasn’t in the cookie jar – it simply does not matter to them. They just create a new truth in their heads and carrying on as if nothing matters.
Women are: Children who need a time-out
Women are like children. They need clearly defined limits. They will test those limits continually, but they MUST know they are there, and that they are enforced.
Both children, and women, are happiest when there are clear limits and those limits are enforced.
A smart man will NEVER lower himself to child’s level, nor a woman’s.
Women are: Infants.
Some men in the men’s movement have accused feminist women of being children. This is inaccurate. They are one step behind children — they are still infants. … This grown-woman infant consciousness is so widespread that most of us don’t even comment on it any longer. We take it for granted that many women are going to act like infants. I suggest that it’s time for the men’s movement to address the fact that feminists are suffering from arrested development, that feminists are acting like infants. … It’s time that the men’s movement pointed out that infants are dependent, and must not be given positions of responsibility, such as a public office or a top management spot at a corporation. … Until women start acting like adults, until women are forced by our laws and customs to shoulder both responsibility and accountability like all other adults, they should have no right to even ask to be promoted to leadership positions.
curses! foiled by the blockquote monster yet again!!
What a shock, Good said something that didn’t make me understand their first damn comment either.
Bugger off Good, the cactus misses you.
Fibinachi
I didn’t say that any of those things are bad.
Good: I didn’t say that any of those things are bad.
Yes, yes you did. Concantation, you used it.
Comparative relation, you made it.
Context we has it.
Subtext, we read it.
Add that women love to sit on men’s laps, just like children. Women weighing 250 pounds still want to sit in your lap.
Any woman denying that women like to be physically picked up is in denial or, as is the case with so many modern women, too big to be picked up. Women like to hop on our backs, jump in our arms and be swept off your feet. Just like children.
And yes, female hypergamy is childlike. Women still have a strong tendency to want a man of higher status who can take care of her. Like a child.
Like children, women tend to think that money grows on trees.
Like children, women crave attention. Also:
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/features/psychology-of-superstition?page=3
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/emma-gray/women-financial-independence-survey_b_3118267.html
Good, you do know you’re a fucking moron, don’t you?
Good: still trying to tell us the comparison of women to children isn’t invidious?
Good luck with that.
Add that women love to sit on men’s laps, just like children. Women weighing 250 pounds still want to sit in your lap.
…what.
Any woman denying that women like to be physically picked up is in denial or, as is the case with so many modern women, too big to be picked up.
What.
Women like to hop on our backs, jump in our arms and be swept off your feet. Just like children.
WHAT.
And yes, female hypergamy is childlike. Women still have a strong tendency to want a man of higher status who can take care of her. Like a child.
…you are a strange entity. Did the moon unicorns send you? I can’t actually believe you believe the things you’re saying. It’s too absurd.
(Seriously, guys. I what to just give him to my kid sister Gigi and watch what she does with him.)
LBT — I say do it. Maybe she can make 50 Shades of Bears chase him off!
Let the record show that I never, ever want to sit on Good’s lap. Also if he tries to pick me up I’m calling the cops.
Thank you Cassandra, I needed an EA prompt!
http://youtu.be/mN2qeVN-dMs
@Good, the asshole
Dude, you can keep fucking that cactus about how women like to be picked up, but you’d be wrong.
Some do. I’m sure some do. I don’t. I don’t hate it, I just don’t like it. My stepmom doesn’t. I was lifting her up for a throw (in karate) and she hated being picked up. She said it makes her feel self conscious. But here I am, going with the actual opinions of women, instead of the crap in my head, so clearly I’m not thinking on your level here.
I don’t think kids want parents of ‘higher status’. Most of the kids I know actually like their parents. They don’t want any parents they want their mom(s) and/or their dad(s).
In summary, boring troll is boring and wrong.
Thank you for telling me what I think, O Wise Man! Earlier, I thought I would know what I like the best, seeing as how my thoughts go on in my head. But now I have seen the light, and realize that by virtue of your maleness, your brain is much superior than mine, so superior it can tell me what I think without knowing anything about me but my gender!
@fade
Careful, I don’t think this one knows sarcasm 😉
I find Good entertaining. Maybe they can be the new Antz.
@LBT
I find them mildly entertaining. It bet they’ll get old after a while though. Or a short time. Zie only has one shtick.
Hey goodfornothing, have you ever heard the word “universalising”? Women are not a single entity. We’re not some goddamn hivemind, let alone overgrown children. That you think (or pretend to think) we are says a whole lot about what a misogynistic ignoramus you are.
If you, or anyone other than my husband, tried to pick me up or make me sit on your lap, guess what? You’d probably want an ambulance, though I don’t know if they answer “knee in groin” or “finger in eye” calls.
I definitely think Good is an over-grown child. An attention seeking baby.
@Argenti
This is the EA song that sums up my feelings towards Goods trolling
I’m just having fun imagining Good trying to try this schtick on badass women of history. Can you imagine what Cleopatra would’ve done to him? Or Madame Curie?
@kittehserf
I think I discovered it.
Has anyone here ever read the Enders Game series? (I dont actually recommend it; it got boring). But they had the one queen who ruled aaaaalllll the buggers with her thoughts or something. It was a literal hivemind.
Anyway, my only theory is that MRAs somehow confused that for a documentary on the female gender.
In terms of serious advice, Im gonna tell you what one of my karate teachers told me: kneeing to the groin doesnt always work. Basically, he was in a sparring match and was all like “Nice kick” to some dude that kicked him in the groin*. and then kept sparring. And like, 45 minutes later he was like “HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT HURTS” except without so many swear words because this guy doesn’t swear. So it hurt a lot, and bugged him for the next couple days, but it didnt do what would be the desired affect in a self defense situation /imediately/
tho in sparring you arent really trying to hurt the other person, so… in a self defence situation, you might kick/knee in a different way.
TL;DR I like the eyeball suggestion better.
//////rambling
*groin kicks are legal in kumite.
Given that the MRM is basically an attempt by a few men to force society to organize itself around their hurt feelings there’s something especially comical about the way Good is trying to frame things.
Weak trolling, 2/10. Must try harder.
I say “please don’t” physically pick me up and the response is that I’m in denial about what I actually want. Well, that’s an evolved and totally not creepy attitude.
Also, if women are children, then children must be really fucking smart, seeing as women were involved in, you know, researching DNA, creating the roots of computer programming, going to space, fighting for the vote…
Fade – yeah, I”d probably do the eye jab, but the idea of kneeing an assailant in the centre of his universe really appeals.