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The 12 worst MAGA Twitter reactions to Stormy Daniels’ claim that Donald Trump has a weird, small, mushroom-looking dick

Mario Kart’s Toad is not having a great day

By David Futrelle

Today was a truly dark day for those who would have preferred to go through life not ever knowing what Donald Trump’s dick looks like (alleged). In excerpts from Stormy Danies’ forthcoming memoir, the porn-actress-turned-producer described her alleged sexual encounter with our gross president in enough detail to ruin all of our breakfasts.

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Reddit’s The_Donald responds to Kavanaugh accusations with … weird jokes about Dianne Feinstein’s vagina

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 17, 2018
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Brett Kava-hell-to-the-naw!

By David Futrelle

The Trump stans in Reddit’s The_Donald have responded to the sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh in what, for them, is an extremely on-brand manner — by making weird and creepy jokes about sexual assault and some sort of forced inspection of Dianne Feinstein’s vagina.

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“Romance Tips for Angry Incels” from comedian Rachel Parris and BBC2

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 17, 2018
157 Comments on “Romance Tips for Angry Incels” from comedian Rachel Parris and BBC2

Yeah, dudes, we know

By David Futrelle

Some excellent dating tips for incels from comedian Rachel Parris. I’m sure the incels are mad about it already.

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MGTOW Meme Sunday: Freddie Mercury holds up the world?

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 16, 2018
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Freddie Mercury, apparently even more awesome than we thought

By David Futrelle

So I ran across this cartoon on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit. I guess it’s supposed to be a tribute to MEN for doing all the hard work that keeps the world going while women eat bonbons and play with children, or something.

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“The greatest value a woman has to offer a man is her sexuality, and eggs,” Twitter weirdo explains

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 15, 2018
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The sexiest woman who ever existed, according to SCIENCE

By David Futrelle

Three guys are hanging out on a stoop when a young woman walks by.

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New Incel Theory: Women don’t use “pussy mouthwash” because “letting Chad’s load rot in there is a huge turn on”

Uh oh

By David Futrelle

It’s Friday! So let me just ruin your weekend in advance by making you read this horrible thing from the Incels.me forum containing the phrase “pussy mouthwash.”

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Super Seducer 2 is here! With MORE LADIES, slicker production and the murder of the original game’s critics?

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 13, 2018
61 Comments on Super Seducer 2 is here! With MORE LADIES, slicker production and the murder of the original game’s critics?

Super Seducer 2 also contains moody lighting, a tank, a Scotsman, and GRAPES.

By David Futrelle

It’s hard to believe that it’s only been six months since the release of what might have been the world’s worst video game involving advice on how to pester women in public so you can get in their pants.

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Bannedit? Two days after banning alt-right MillionDollarExtreme subreddit, Reddit nukes its QAnon forum

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 12, 2018
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A sad night in QAnonsville

By David Futrelle

Is Reddit finally learning how to ban correctly?

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Incel Redditors: “If you are a male shorter than 5’5″ you have no reason to continue living”

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 11, 2018
97 Comments on Incel Redditors: “If you are a male shorter than 5’5″ you have no reason to continue living”

Completely unsexy failure Prince, you’ve probably never heard of him

By David Futrelle

In the Braincels subreddit, the main hangout on Reddit for so-called “involuntary celibates,” the regulars are once again bemoaning that “life is over” for guys who are a few inches shorter than the national average.

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Amazon bans nine of Roosh V’s books, and Roosh is having a sad

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 10, 2018
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Roosh: Too successful for Amazon?

By David Futrelle

Some good news to start off your week with: Amazon has removed nine of PUA skuzzbucket Roosh Valizadeh’s books from its website. And Roosh, whose latest literary masterpiece dropped on Friday, isn’t happy.