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Fetlife Sadist: The new Star Wars movie is cuckolding me with its big black you-know-what

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date December 7, 2015
144 Comments on Fetlife Sadist: The new Star Wars movie is cuckolding me with its big black you-know-what

Check out that light saber! — Check out his light saber!

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Among his likes: Erotic wrestling, male authority, maroon berets. Among his dislikes: women and black guys playing prominent roles in Star Wars movies.

Over on FetLife, the kinky social networking site, a fellow called LordMichael lays out his objections to the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens. There are three of them: The character Daisy Ridley, that black stormtrooper dude, and that black stormtrooper dude’s penis.

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“Women REALLY don’t understand dick size,” Red Pill dudes complain

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date December 1, 2015
394 Comments on “Women REALLY don’t understand dick size,” Red Pill dudes complain

Measuring things is hard.

Over on the Ask The Red Pill subreddit, the regulars have come up with a new thing to hate about women: their alleged ignorance about penis size.

One Red Piller by the name of rumham730 touched off a discussion on this important issue with a plaintive query: “Why the hell do so many girls think normal sized dicks are “small”?”

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His New Pickup Technique is Unstoppable

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date November 30, 2015
81 Comments on His New Pickup Technique is Unstoppable

Not having it

Did I say “unstoppable?” I meant the total opposite of that.

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Men’s Rights Redditors outraged that Jennifer Lawrence wants a boyfriend who’s not a jerk

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date November 22, 2015
150 Comments on Men’s Rights Redditors outraged that Jennifer Lawrence wants a boyfriend who’s not a jerk

J-Law: Literally Hitler?

Jennifer Lawrence is, in case you didn’t know this already, an incredible goofball, almost as famous for her hilariously unfiltered comments as she is for her film roles.

“If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on,” she once confessed to Glamour. “I’m the fastest pee-er ever,” she told Rolling Stone. She’s compared her dancing ability to “Gumby getting electrocuted.” She’s talked about diarrhea on David Letterman.

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New Theory: Feminists argue with misogynists online because they are desperate for male attention

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date November 20, 2015
108 Comments on New Theory: Feminists argue with misogynists online because they are desperate for male attention

The Dark Triad: Pretty much a synonym for “giant douchebag.”

So I was skimming my way through the comment section on a recent Telegraph article on MRAs and the Red Pill. Naturally, the comment section was filled to overflowing with angry comments from an assortment of familiar MRA and “Red Pill” names. I happened to notice some, well, intriguing contributions to the discussion from a fellow I didn’t know: DarkTriadMan, first name, Ivan.

Though he avoids the “red-pill, blue-pill” lingo that so fascinates so many reactionary. woman-hating doofballs, Ivan Adultman — sorry, Ivan DarkTriadMan — basically thinks we live in the Matrix:

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Cuck-obsessed neo-Nazis offer thoughtful insights on #ParisAttacks, refugees (Just kidding!)

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date November 17, 2015
102 Comments on Cuck-obsessed neo-Nazis offer thoughtful insights on #ParisAttacks, refugees (Just kidding!)

Wait, WHAT did you just Tweet?

Do you remember those Trump-loving, nonwhite-people-hating “alt-right” wingers who are obsessed with calling everyone “cucks,” as in “cuckolds?” Were you wondering what they thought about the Paris attacks?

No? Well, too bad because I’ve collected a bunch of their Tweets for you. And they are as thoughtful and nuanced as you might expect. By which I mean as far from thoughtful and/or nuanced as is humanly possible.

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Bloomingdale’s date rape ad shows why the idea of the “friend zone” is so pernicious

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date November 12, 2015
102 Comments on Bloomingdale’s date rape ad shows why the idea of the “friend zone” is so pernicious

No, Bloomingdale’s, just no.

If you haven’t already seen this on Twitter, here’s something terrible for you: the image above comes from a catalog for Bloomingdale’s.

Because, apparently, a group of actual human beings sat around a table trying to come up with new ways to sell clothes this holiday season and decided that, really, there was no better way to do that than by conjuring up visions of holiday-themed date rape.

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This amazing Bollywood dance number about Internet Creepers will totally Qawwali your world! Yes I know that makes no sense, and that Qawwali is not a verb. I’m trying to write a clickbait headline here!

As some of you long-time readers know, I’m a giant fan of Bollywood music (mostly old-school 60s and 70s stuff). And I’m also fascinated by internet creepers.

Who knew that one great taste and one terrible taste … taste great together? In the video above, two women (with help and backup singing from their respective posses) compete to see whose Internet creeper is the creepiest.

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Is the Trollhattan killer also the first killer troll? Anton Lundin-Pettersson’s online world

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date October 23, 2015
256 Comments on Is the Trollhattan killer also the first killer troll? Anton Lundin-Pettersson’s online world

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Yesterday morning, a man wearing a military helmet and a Darth Vader mask entered a school in Trollhattan, Sweden, carrying a sword. After posing for a picture with two students who thought his outfit was a Halloween costume, he stabbed a teacher with his sword and began attacking other students. He killed two and seriously injured several others before being shot by police.

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“Are you a virgin flesh?” And a thousand other creepy messages from creepy creepers

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date October 21, 2015
220 Comments on “Are you a virgin flesh?” And a thousand other creepy messages from creepy creepers

Hello girls indeed.

Mia Matsumiya, an L.A. musician, is also a human female on the internet, and in the latter capacity has been getting — and saving — creepy messages from creepy dudes for a decade, more than a thousand in total.

Now she’s posting them on Instagram, supplemented by some of the especially creepy ones her friends have gotten as well. Along with a wide assortment of extremely weird sexual come-ons, she’s gotten racist abuse, death threats, and, she told DAZED magazine, “pages and pages of fantasy stories about coming to my concerts and then raping me in the bathroom” from a lovely fellow who “ended up getting arrested for stalking another Asian woman.”