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MGTOW: Women are “driving from town to town, jumping from cock to cock and getting guys to buy them food and gas”

By David Futrelle

“Van Life,” as I understand it, is a growing trend in which young and often quite photogenic people, er, live in vans — hence the name — and post a lot of arty pictures to Instagram documenting their travels.

Over on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit today some of the regulars are discussing the trend, which many of them see as very amenable to the MGTOW philosophy.

But some worry that the trend has gotten popular with the very women these guys say they’re going their own way from. So what’s the appeal to these women?

Cock, of course. Just listen to Beavis and Butthead here:

Van life is a growing thing with young retarded bitches. They will get in a van and tour the cocks around the drivable world.
Yeah because they don't need much money to do it. They just drive from town to town and jump from cock to cock and get guys to buy them food and gas.

Those sneaky, sneaky ladies!

But not all MGTOWs are opposed to the idea of “bitches” driving from city to city in an endless quest for geographically diverse dick. Even if the owners of said dick have to pay a little to get, er toured.

I mean, hell, if she can give a decent blowjob I would pay that. I don't plan on tossing my hot dog down her cavernous hallway but a blowjob is a blowjob.

Dude, I feel fairly safe in asserting that no one, not even one of those horny nomadic van ladies, wants to touch your gross MGTOW dick. Regardless of whether the van is in a state of motion or not, don’t go knockin’.

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Cyborg
Cyborg
8 months ago

This calls to mind a reinterpretation of the infamous Money Python lumberjack sketch, TBH.

“… Leaping from cock to cock! The great California hipster pipe! The mighty long dong of the Texas panhandle! The delectable Massachusetts mushroom!”

Naglfar
Naglfar
8 months ago

I haven’t heard the term cock carousel in a while. Has it been replaced by the cock van? They both are unsupported by evidence and reek of sour grapes.

Now that I think of it, maybe MGTOWs could take a cue from it and buy their own vans and go their own way by van, far away from everyone else.

Moggie
Moggie
8 months ago

Ahem: cock au van.

ABars
ABars
8 months ago

“Van life” = romanticization of Millennial poverty.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
8 months ago

Yes, sure, prostitution is such a famously profitable endeavor that prostitutes all have their own cars and get their houses with spa.

Tohka
Tohka
8 months ago

Saw that mgtow on the bluepill was redubbed men getting triggered over women lol. It fits them quite nicely

@Naglfar
With their terminology, I wonder how of many are just incels needing to complain about women existing since reddit is cracking down hard on all incel/__cel subs.

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
8 months ago

Whoops the “Cyborg” above was me. Grr autocorrect.

Naglfar
Naglfar
8 months ago

@Tokha

Saw that mgtow on the bluepill was redubbed men getting triggered over women lol. It fits them quite nicely

A much more accurate descriptor.

I wonder how of many are just incels needing to complain about women existing since reddit is cracking down hard on all incel/__cel subs.

I’d imagine there is some overlap, but I think the two are somewhat different demographics. Incels mostly seem to be younger men, while MGTOWs seem to generally be older. Incels also are much more self-pitying while MGTOWs generally claim to be happy even though they’re obviously not.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
8 months ago

Saw Star Wars 9 last night, good ending to the saga, kinda (to me), brought the story arc back to its roots of the “Hero(ine) With 1000 Faces” myth. No spoilers, tho….

I also enjoyed a subconscious game of “Trigger the Miggie Bingo”, seeing the amount of human diversity the series has acquired in the 22+ years. The emotional rollercoaster of fear/ambivalence/strength Rey went thru.

Fuck the bigots… with everyone’s help, history is leaving them behind

@Moggie:

cock au van

You must go, now… sorry. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Moggie
Moggie
8 months ago

I’ve watched a few van life videos. I’ve always been intrigued by compact living spaces, so that life has some appeal to me. At the same time, though, I really like modern comforts, like plumbing and being able to stand up. So, for a week’s holiday? Sure, I can see that. But permanently? I think it would get old very fast, for me.

Like ABars said, I think in many cases these videos and articles are an attempt to make a virtue of the unreachability of conventional property for many young people. And, while I don’t begrudge a van dweller’s attempts to make the lifestyle seem desirable, or to monetise it, I kinda wish that effort went instead into anger at what modern capitalism has done to their chances of a boomer standard of living.

@Weird Eddie:

Saw Star Wars 9 last night, good ending to the saga, kinda (to me), brought the story arc back to its roots of the “Hero(ine) With 1000 Faces” myth. No spoilers, tho….

I was considerably less satisfied! While it’s fresh in your mind, I’d like to suggest watching Jenny Nicholson’s funny (and spoiler-packed) video:

Diptych
Diptych
8 months ago

Maybe I’m an old fuddy-duddy fighting a losing battle here, but would it be possible for us to avoid using “trigger” to mean “upset” when it should properly refer to the symptoms of trauma?

Nequam
Nequam
8 months ago

None of these guys remember this?
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Lainy
Lainy
8 months ago

This would actually sound like a fun road trip if i didn’t have touch aversion problems lol

KindaSortaHarmless
KindaSortaHarmless
8 months ago

@Moggie

I didn’t watch Rise of Skywalker, but Jenny’s videos are always great. Knights of Jen for life!

kupo
kupo
8 months ago

@Diptych

Maybe I’m an old fuddy-duddy fighting a losing battle here, but would it be possible for us to avoid using “trigger” to mean “upset” when it should properly refer to the symptoms of trauma?

Seconded, but then I’m also an old fuddy-duddy. 😉

contrapangloss
contrapangloss
8 months ago

I liked episode 9, but there were a bunch of things that low-key bugged me. My sister (who watched it with me) absolutely loved it though.

SPOILER ALERT; using ROT13

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Yvxr, jurgure be abg Xlyb Era qrfreirf n erqrzcgvba nep vf n qvssrerag dhrfgvba, ohg vs Inqre’f nep jnf gur one gb pyrne sbe oryvrinovyvgl guna V pna qvt vg.

Nyfb, V ungrq gur negvsvpvny naq haarprffnel qrnqyvar bs 8 ubhef gung XVYYRQ zl jvyyvat fhfcrafvba bs qvforyvrs orpnhfr gurer vf AB JNL lbh pna qb gung zhpu cynarg ubccvat jvgu gung znal ybat uvxrf naq obng gevcf va gung nzbhag bs gvzr.

Abg unccravat. Gung bar uvxr jnf boivbhfyl n fbyvq 45 zvahgr uvxr ol vgfrys.

Nyfb nyfb, V xvaqn ungrq gur pbasvezngvba gung 90% bs Fvgu cybgf pbhyq unir orra gujnegrq jvgu n shyyl fgnssrq naq shaqrq bssvpr bs ohqtrg znantrzrag naq birefvtug.

Not bad, solid film, had a lot of ground to cover to be a satisfying conclusion, and it did okay.

Naglfar
Naglfar
8 months ago

@kupo, Diptych
Understood. I’ll make sure going forward to use it appropriately.

Paireon
Paireon
8 months ago

LOL the dude saying he wouldn’t mind paying for a “vangirl blowjob” sure does a crap job of living up to miggie “ideals”…

@Moggie – I had that vid recommended to me by the YouTube algorithm, but since I tend to get recommended a lot of alt-right crap by it (such as the ever cringeworthy TheQuartering), especially regarding movies, comics and videogames I was a bit afraid she might simply be a female example of the type (I have seen those before on YouTube). If she’s considered fine by the people here I’ll give the vid a try.

Oh, and my personal view on Episode 9 remains a pretty resounding “Meh”. It’s pretty middling, and retroactively makes the whole trilogy pretty mediocre. Changing tack, themes, tone, pacing, and plotlines all the time over all three movies sure didn’t help. Not the worst movie of the series though.

don't rub your butt on the carpet
don't rub your butt on the carpet
8 months ago

“Dude, I feel fairly safe in asserting that no one, not even one of those horny nomadic van ladies, wants to touch your gross MGTOW dick.”

I’d be very interested to know what, precisely,, makes you so sure that MGTOWs are physically unattractive. If you’re just trying to get a nomadic woman to touch your dick, you don’t even really need to have good personality with solid pinko social views to get her pussy since she’s just gonna get in the car and drive away when she’s finished anyway.

Have you ever actually SEEN a MGTOW? Fact: MGTOW are physically attractive, especially compared to the malnourished masses of dickless blue pilled salad lads. It’s true that MGTOW don’t put the most effort into their appearances, since they’ve decided to drop out of the yoga pants-wearing game of Blind Man’s Buff known as “romance” but you have no idea what MGTOW is capable of doing with his appearance when necessity strikes.

In a contest to see who is the most dashing man, nobody waddles backwards like you. That’s the difference, MGTOW could get women based solely on appearance. You can’t, so you pretend to be progressive hoping that some pathetic woman will be swayed by your insincere babbling and she will feel her good have your abortions right in the vagina. But that doesn’t matter, because she’s looking for the top 20 percent of men, that being the place where you’d most likely find MGTOW. Just the thought of some common horny hag trying her luck with a MGTOW and getting shown the door – she would probably call him gay, accuse him of indecent exposure, even.

numerobis
numerobis
8 months ago

The oddest things get through the troll filter sometimes.

Kevin
Kevin
8 months ago

The only person I know personally who is doing it on this side of the Pond is an old colleague of mine from many years ago, who hit the road with her husband when they retired. As it happens, they are quite conservative in outlook, any miggies/MRA types looking for the kind of experience they are fantasizing about would get short shrift from them.

I do worry about how this couple will take it when they are first mistaken for members some of the established Traveller communities though.

Valentine556
Valentine556
8 months ago

Someone tell the vangirls that there are MIGTOWs out there looking for bjs from them. It’s the proper thing to do. 😉

Contrapangloss
Contrapangloss
8 months ago

@numerobis,

Yep, can’t argue with you there.

If anyone’s still playing troll bingo, I’m pretty sure a few squares just got checked off!

Crip Dyke
8 months ago

Ahem: cock au van.

BAD MOGGIE! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Universal Kami
Universal Kami
8 months ago

I have absolutely no doubt this blog is yet again being shared in manospheres and them convincing others to come here just to troll.

I do wonder what set them off this time.

varalys the dark
8 months ago

“salad lads” is this the new soyboy?

Moggie
Moggie
8 months ago

I like edamame beans in my salad, for maximum phytoestrogen content.

Moggie
Moggie
8 months ago

@Paireon:

@Moggie – I had that vid recommended to me by the YouTube algorithm, but since I tend to get recommended a lot of alt-right crap by it (such as the ever cringeworthy TheQuartering), especially regarding movies, comics and videogames I was a bit afraid she might simply be a female example of the type (I have seen those before on YouTube). If she’s considered fine by the people here I’ll give the vid a try.

Jenny Nicholson’s videos are apolitical, and not mean. I don’t know where she is politically, but she’s on friendly terms with Lindsay Ellis, and appeared in Hbomberguy’s epic 57-hour livestream for a trans charity, so make of that what you will.

Naglfar
Naglfar
8 months ago

@don’t rub your butt on the carpet

If you’re just trying to get a nomadic woman to touch your dick, you don’t even really need to have good personality with solid pinko social views to get her pussy since she’s just gonna get in the car and drive away when she’s finished anyway.

Why do you assume random women are going to have sex for pay anyway?

Fact: MGTOW are physically attractive, especially compared to the malnourished masses of dickless blue pilled salad lads.

I don’t know many MGTOWs, so I’d imagine their appearances have a range like anyone else, but salads can be quite healthy.

That’s the difference, MGTOW could get women based solely on appearance.

Then why don’t you, if you’re the masters of romance? Sounds like a missed opportunity.

You can’t, so you pretend to be progressive hoping that some pathetic woman will be swayed by your insincere babbling and she will feel her good have your abortions right in the vagina.

I’m not a man, but the reason I refuse to date conservatives has less to do with appearances and more to do with the fact that I’m probably not going to get along well with someone who hates me.

But that doesn’t matter, because she’s looking for the top 20 percent of men, that being the place where you’d most likely find MGTOW.

I have yet to hear any woman or man who isn’t an MGTOW say that.

@Moggie
Is she related to Jack Nicholson?

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
8 months ago

If you’re just trying to get a nomadic woman to touch your dick, you don’t even really need to have good personality with solid pinko social views to get her pussy since she’s just gonna get in the car and drive away when she’s finished anyway.

So a woman who wants a one-night stand has no standards whatsoever? What is your source? Oh wait — is it you? Did a woman have sex with you once?

Have you ever actually SEEN a MGTOW? Fact: MGTOW are physically attractive, especially compared to the malnourished masses of dickless blue pilled salad lads. It’s true that MGTOW don’t put the most effort into their appearances, since they’ve decided to drop out of the yoga pants-wearing game of Blind Man’s Buff known as “romance” but you have no idea what MGTOW is capable of doing with his appearance when necessity strikes.

What is this about necessity striking? Why would a man going his own way need to be attractive? Do MGTOW not actually go their own way?

In a contest to see who is the most dashing man, nobody waddles backwards like you. That’s the difference, MGTOW could get women based solely on appearance. You can’t, so you pretend to be progressive hoping that some pathetic woman will be swayed by your insincere babbling and she will feel her good have your abortions right in the vagina. But that doesn’t matter, because she’s looking for the top 20 percent of men, that being the place where you’d most likely find MGTOW. Just the thought of some common horny hag trying her luck with a MGTOW and getting shown the door – she would probably call him gay, accuse him of indecent exposure, even.

So MGTOW are really, really good-looking but choose not to have relationships with women? That’s really, really okay with me.

Dreamer
Dreamer
8 months ago

Hahaha- “top twenty percent of men”? I spit my drink out on the screen.

LollyPop
LollyPop
8 months ago

I’m pleased @dontrub broke the seal, because I too would like to alert everyone to the fact that I am very, very handsome, and that women in vans love the cut of my gib. Not that I care about these things, of course.

Universal Kami
Universal Kami
8 months ago

I’ve actually had experience in what MGTOWs look like because they sometimes have “rate threads” and a lot are unattractive.

The manosphereans that are actually more likely to be physically attractive seem to be incels, unfortunately.

By the way, I cannot believe we live in a time where one can easily look up peer reviewed sources on things but people choose to ignore science because they prefer their inaccurate nonsense that they repeat like a broken record.

None of what you believe is true, manosphereans, but you wouldn’t listen to me because you’re brainwashed by your echo chamber.

You have the power to leave at anytime and actually have a meaningful life, please take it.

Wyrewoof
Wyrewoof
8 months ago

Don’t know about you guys, but I do indeed prefer my blue pilled salad without any dick in it.

Lukas Xavier
Lukas Xavier
8 months ago

That’s the difference, MGTOW could get women based solely on appearance.

Then why don’t you, if you’re the masters of romance? Sounds like a missed opportunity.

But if they waste their time chasing women, how will they have time for all the really important stuff? Like, ranting on the internet about how easily they could get laid with the women they supposedly don’t want.

Priorities, people!

Tohka
Tohka
8 months ago

@Naglfar

There is overlap yeah. When you read experiences from ex mgtow, it sounds similar to incels. You realize how it’s a cult, recruiting lonely and mentally ill men from the internet to project these feelings of power that they don’t really have on anyone irl. Hence the whole “lots of women want me but I show them the door” they’re trying to convince themselves that things are OK when it’s not. Alot of guys also say that theyve battled with depression that’s only gotten worse the longer they stayed. All around toxic.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 months ago

Have you ever actually SEEN a MGTOW? Fact: MGTOW are physically attractive, especially compared to the malnourished masses of dickless blue pilled salad lads.

*lectures us for making unfounded assumptions about MGTOW physical appearance*

*immediately follows up with unfounded assumptions about our physical appearance*

Whenever a manospherean begins a sentence with “Fact:”, you know whatever follows is an opinion that they desperately need to be true.

If you’re just trying to get a nomadic woman to touch your dick, you don’t even really need to have good personality with solid pinko social views to get her pussy since she’s just gonna get in the car and drive away when she’s finished anyway.

Someone who has actually spent time around women would know that women are generally extra cautious about vetting strangers, a million times more so if they’re out on the road in a strange town. Women absolutely do take personality into account. Their lives depend on it. Hot horny women who drive around and throw themselves at strangers, attractive or not, are unicorns.

(Note, too, butt-carpet’s assumption that a woman driving a van around is automatically looking for sex.)

Naglfar
Naglfar
8 months ago

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants

Hot horny women who drive around and throw themselves at strangers, attractive or not, are unicorns.

I’m guessing MGTOWs got their ideas on this topic from porn.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
8 months ago

If porn were true, I guess I would order pizza and ask for a plumber much more often. The 2-in-1 deal that represent would be incredible.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 months ago

Porn gives people totally unrealistic expectations as to how quickly you can get someone round to fix a boiler.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 months ago

yoga pants-wearing game of Blind Man’s Buff known as “romance”

Romance is like a game
And that game
Wears pants

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 months ago

I bet if anyone could rhyme ‘romance’ and ‘pants’ it would be Chris De Burgh.

Moggie
Moggie
8 months ago

If MGTOWs were what they claim to be – men who have withdrawn from dating because feminism and something something yoga pants – wouldn’t one expect them to be a cross-section of manhood, in terms of appearance? Why would they only be the hottest of men? That sounds like a self-serving fantasy, the mirror image of the incels’ “we are hideous subhumans” shtick.

Moggie
Moggie
8 months ago

@Viscaria:

Romance is like a game
And that game
Wears pants

The most dangerous game
Yoga pants
As blindfold

Pie
Pie
8 months ago

Fact: MGTOW are physically attractive, especially compared to the malnourished masses of dickless blue pilled salad lads… but you have no idea what MGTOW is capable of doing with his appearance when necessity strikes.

WHTM has been going for about ten years now. I think all the regulars here have seen many, many pictures of men claiming to go their own way, though as yet not actually going, alas.

In a contest to see who is the most dashing man, nobody waddles backwards like you

You know, this brings back memories of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/KNlCCqd0SY4

starring manosphere has-been and washed-up nazi-wannabe matt forney. Is he in the top 20% of men, do you think?

But that doesn’t matter, because she’s looking for the top 20 percent of men, that being the place where you’d most likely find MGTOW.

You know, I don’t see a whole lot of rich, powerful, successful, wealthy men proudly proclaiming their desire to go their own way, regardless of how good looking they are. In fact, they’re often in relationships! Sometimes, even long term and happy ones, imagine that. Its almost like MGTOWs are more likely to be miserable, lonely, bitter failures who blame everyone but themselves for their own shortcomings, and saying that they’re happy that way. The lifestyle equivalent of walking into a streetlight and loudly proclaiming that they meant to do that, perhaps.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
8 months ago

@Alan Robertshaw : my old plumber was rather good at being punctual, had realistic timeframe to do the deed, and best of all did not have a big backlog, so you had what you needed within three months, give or take.

Sadly, he stopped unclogging stuff and started a computer part shop. Dunno if it worked, but I didn’t see him plumbering again.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I can confirm that willing to have casual sex is not the same as no standards. I’ve had a fair number of one night stands, but I’ve rejected more come ons than I’ve accepted. And it’s been more about behavior than looks. I’m not going to be alone with a creep for one thing. For another thing, a one night stand doesn’t tend to involve people just coming up to each other and agreeing to fuck immediately. Any casual sex I’ve had was always preceded by conversation.

Katamount
8 months ago

Yeah, I saw Rise of Skywalker over the weekend too. I managed to cobble together my thoughts in a 40-tweet mild spoiler thread when I got home:

https://twitter.com/KatamountArts/status/1213948680136482817

The TL;DR was that I liked it thematically, but since The Force Awakens, I saw its narrative starting to buckle under the weight of its own universe. It’s hard to focus on the Hero(ine) of a Thousand Faces when you’ve established a vast universe of worlds and people to use as set dressing and treat them as little more than stops along a path that can’t make up its mind between inevitable and 90-degree sideways turn.

Eh, it was fun seeing Lando again.

varalys the dark
8 months ago

@Moggie, I am a vegan but I HATE salad. I am quite partial to soy yogurt and milk though. When I went vegan I thought I ought to give salad a second chance but only a few mouthfuls made me wanted to kill it with fire. Maybe I am going about salads all wrong though, but a big part of me associates them with influencers who ate an entirely raw diet, got ill from malnutrition, blamed veganism and now eat the carnivore diet instead.

I’m rambling. I’ve been up all night.

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