By David Futrelle
Pity the poor white supremacists on this, the Royal Wedding day. Unless you spent the day trapped in a well, and that well didn’t have a television or internet access or cell phone reception, you know that today is the day that Britain’s Prince Harry and Meghan Markle tied the royal knot. You probably also know that the newly minted Duchess of Sussex is mixed-race, with a white father and black mother.
This last bit is all that white supremacist alt-rightists and their internet friends can think about. No obsessing about Markle’s dress, no gawking at the ridiculous hats, no jokes about the renowned human rights lawyer Amal Clooney showing up to the wedding with “her husband” in tow. Nope: The only thing about the royal wedding that the Nazis want to talk about is how the pasty-white Duke and the new Dutchess are white genociding Europe so hard.
Neo-Nazi rag The Daily Stormer mourned the wedding in a post with the lovely headline “Surreal Derangement: Harry and His N***erbitch Finally Married.” In the post, Daily Stormer writer “Adrian Sol” described the bride both at a “monkey” and a “jungle n***erbitch” and repeatedly expressed his wish that she be murdered (“Princess Di’d”).
“I hope the Britcucks are prepared for the day they’ll be ruled over by a mulatto overlord,” he groused, hoping that after this big day
[w]e might get some respite from hearing about this disgusting couple for a few months, until Markle is ready to give birth to their deformed spawn.
Alas, he lamented, “[t]here’s now a precedent for n***ers ruling over European countries as royalty.” The one silver lining?
This is the end of British royal bloodline. I hate those freaking people. … Ending this crusty old bitch’s [Queen Elizabeth’s] bloodline by race-mixing with a monkey is cosmic justice, at least.
The white supremacist blog Occidental Dissent had an equally over-the-top reaction to the wedding, asking in its headline “Are Y’all Ready For Some Hardcore British Bestiality?” In the post, “Marcus Cicero” said he was a bit jealous of those in “the capital of Cuck Island” — that is, London — because
you don’t exactly get to see ancient White bloodlines get defiled in pomp and ceremony all that often.
As Cicero sees it, he’s not the only one pig-biting mad about the whole mixed-race thing.
[T]here are millions who aren’t too happy about this wedding …
Cuck Island may have been subject to propaganda more vicious than across the Pond, and a large bulk of the population may be currently deracinated to some degree, but you can’t just override genetic instinct all that easily (remember that, Jews).
And looking at this, you can easily tell that a huge number of people just sense that something is just not right – our imagination of royalty is typically Northern European in appearance, and you can’t honestly even push the Southron European look with this Cheddar Man resurrection.
In case you’re neither an archeology buff nor an alt-righter, “Cheddar Man” is the name given to the oldest skeleton ever found in the UK, the remains of a man who, scientists say, had dark skin — a fact that had the alt-rightosphere up in arms when the news came out this February. The “Cheddar Man resurrection” is of course a reference to Markle and her supposedly dark skin (that in reality is not that dark).
“Cicero” goes on to suggest that the release of a Meghan Markle sex tape is all but inevitable, as he assumes she “was quite busy with Jewish film/show producers during her failed acting career.” He ends the post by implying that the wedding isn’t something to be celebrated but instead the sort of thing that “should [be] punished medieval Tower of London-style” with some nice beheadings.
He illustrates the post with a number of exceedingly racist memes; I’ve put one of them up here.
Meanwhile, over on Gab — the “free speech” Twitter alternative that’s become a haven for Nazis and trolls — alt-rightists and other racists basically competed to see who could post the most cartoonishly racist take on the whole affair.
Oh look! This guy manages to work in some incel-style “roastie bashing” alongside his racism. It’s almost as if there is some sort of overlap between incels and the alt-right.
This guy attributes the wedding to some intricate and incomprehensible — to me, anyway — plan to control the black population.
This guy, meanwhile, has developed an even weirder conspiracy theory based around the notion that Markle is not actually mixed-race but actually just plain white.
And this last lovely comment will enable quite a few of you to fill in all the remaining squares on your Bigot Bingo card.
The royal wedding: come for the fairy-tale romance; stay for the white genocide.