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Fake Melania, meet Donald Trump’s fake charitable contributions: Today in Tweets

There’s definitely something a bit … off about her eyes

By David Futrelle

When is Melania Trump not Melania Trump? When internet conspiracy theorists decide that the Melania Trump-looking lady standing next to our illegitimate president is a secret imposter. Never mind that this women is OBVIOUSLY MELANIA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT.

You know what’s fake for real? Donald’s “concern” for fallen soldiers. And a lot of his much touted charitable contributions.

Here’s the tweet that started the whole #FakeMelania thing.

https://twitter.com/JoeVargas/status/920507354403233793

Others offered their own “proof.”

THAT IS THE EXACT SAME WOMAN YOU DOOFUS HER NOSE ISN’T BIGGER IT’S THE LIGHTING JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/920730181647716355

Ok, wait, THAT is a lot more convincing. Her hair isn’t even the right color! Sloppy work there, Fake Melania handlers!

The evidence of conspiracy is piling up:

https://twitter.com/Resist_NL/status/920732735953661952

https://twitter.com/AchillesHeelArt/status/920721783224971266

In other news, the very real Donald Trump is a fucking monster.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/920449283756904454

And his “charitable contributions” are basically nothing but hot air.

And he seems to have killed the Obamacare fix he earlier said he supported.

Also, he says “billions and billions” a lot.

“Alt-right” shitheads continue to be shitheads.

This is why we need so many animal pics and vids.

https://twitter.com/awwcuteness/status/920428985829511169

https://twitter.com/videocats/status/920224968209846272

https://twitter.com/MeetAnimals/status/920435528016760832

I will end with this important warning.

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Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
2 years ago

@Oogly

I feel like getting two trumps in existence would shatter the timeline

*looks out at the molten wasteland that is the world right now*
I’m… struggling to see the downside. Let’s roll those dice, eh? 😛

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

@Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Dare we tempt fate? comment image

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

I thought this was too good to be true at first, but it’s real! And so perfect.

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Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

Did that person just punch two Nazis simultaneously? Achievement unlocked!

Nanny Oggs Bosom
Nanny Oggs Bosom
2 years ago

I got distracted looking at the Girl Guides UK website. Much more interesting that the Trumps.

Prepare for a completely off-topic ramble about my years as a Guide.

I was a Brownie, Guide and Young Leader. Guiding was my life from the age of 8 to 19. SO many changes over the decades, thankfully moving away from its paternalistic, patriotism-soaked roots. I was there when girls started being allowed to join Scouts, in the mid-late nineties, and when the uniform changed from the brown or blue cotton dresses to t-shirts, sweatshirts and trousers or culottes. The Rainbows were still wearing tabards though. That must have been about 1991. Looking at the Girl Guiding UK website it looks like they’ve updated the uniforms and books again.

I’m still in touch with both my Brownie leaders and my Guide leader. They had a lot of influence on my life. They were integral parts of the community in my little town, my Guide leader was a Marie Curie Nurse, and the local vicar’s wife, and the Brownie leaders were teachers at a local primary school.

JoeB
JoeB
2 years ago

Go Go Gadget Nazi Puncher!

(A)utonomist Escapist
(A)utonomist Escapist
2 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw:

Does the nazi in question not realize he’s wearing his hair in the style of a Jamaican Rude Boy?

@Conspiracies: Shamefully, Conspiracy theories are rampant amongst Autonomists, Anarchists, Communists and Socialists here as well, and I know way too many otherwise decent comrades, who are quite into 9/11-truthing, Illuminati/Rothschild-conspiracies and a slew of other weirdness. For a lot of them, it stems from being brought in through “Awakened” hiphop from the 00’s or from not being quite critical enough, but it’s been a near-constant thing in all circles I’ve set foot in over the years, from die-hard anticapitalists, environmentalists, the punk scene (which is highly politicised over here). It seems that some people desperately need to dehumanise the architects of our oppression, by making it about reptillians, Freemasons and ancient conspiracies fostered by secretive cabals, rather than the very overt forces of Capitalism and Patriarchy.

PeeVee the (Tired of the Militant Plasticfaced) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Tired of the Militant Plasticfaced) Sarcastic
2 years ago

Axe,

Donald can’t tell Maxine Waters from Fredrica Wilson. There’s prolly some connection there…

That’s Junior, and yeah, he’s pretty stupid, too.

Jesalin
Jesalin
2 years ago

Player: I punch the nazi pus-bag

DM: Roll to hit.

Player: *rolls a natural 20*

DM: Critical hit! You punch the nazi pus-bag so hard his head snaps back and hits the nazi behind him. Double damage to both, and I’m awarding you extra XP.

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
2 years ago

@Alan,

Where was that picture taken? Just wondering.

ETA: that last pic in the OP; referencing this?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxeulVFbGjb0RjZdluKb_YqHDdCYyTVwQZ7W0ZZlpTTkQMxrF2

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

@ redsilkphoenix

Where was that picture taken? Just wondering.

At a Spencer speech in Gainsborough.

https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/1.818233?v=9F27ED90CCA6EB02A8F49835CCC3A4B8

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

Speaking of assholes getting a whupping, a gang of guys in Israel this week were daft enough to hurl some gendered insults at a female IDF soldier; but she wasn’t having any of it.

Warning: contains scenes of wankers getting kicked.

https://youtu.be/3n8iHmdOYA4