I‘ve been using Google’s Deep Dream software (via Dreamscope) to conduct research into the mystery wrapped in an enigma held desperately in place with hairspray that is Donald Trump’s hair
My conclusions: It’s not a wig, nor is it an elaborate combover.
It’s DogSlugs, mostly. And eyes.
His face is kind of messed up, too.
Then again, that’s pretty much the result I get every time I use Deep Dream to research anything.
More Trump research after the jump.
Yutolia: One of my favourite MST3K lines: “Trumpy, you can do stupid things!”
Oh, that works nice! My zebra photo through two different Deep Dream sites…
https://twitter.com/TabbyLavalamp/status/622126697689645056
@SFHC
That’s the best. You always make the BEST gifs.
RE: Aurini, Owen and whoever
WILL PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME FEEL SORRY FOR FUCKING OWEN ALREADY? HE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS SHIT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF A DICK HE IS BUT ARRRRRGHJHFKJHASDFKLH!
I decided to give deepdream my Mum;s dog:
http://i.imgur.com/bAh94l6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1PqRHSM.jpg
Everything is a dog
http://i.imgur.com/umVzRAZ.jpg
Last one. This is pretty much the internet.
Of course the US can have a potato for President – you have already had 2 Bushes, and that turned out just great!
So Donald Trump’s hair is a Great Old One? Donald Trump’s Hair for President! Let’s start a petition.
Let’s do it. We can call it The Snark-eesian Effect.
@SFHC:
Wait, he’s A SPIRITOMB?! WHA– THIS IS WORLD NEWS!
Also… I knew it. His hair is an alien lifeform. I knew it. Everyone I knew laughed at me when I said it, and I’ve proved them all wrong! I should get my own hour long special on History 2 or something about this!*
*won’t get special, because who the heck’s going to watch something about alien hair for an hour?
The secret’s out!! It’s a fold-over! You too can rock the Trump Flump!
http://time.com/3923297/donald-trump-hair-secret/
@SFHC:
That Portal 2 gif is amazing! 😀
@Holytape
Damn it. I totally want to write-in “Donald Trump’s Hair” now, but I’m in a swing state (okay, so my state has gone blue for like 2-3 decades now, but it’s usually just barely), so I need to vote for the not-a-complete-and-utter-asshole candidate… or, with any luck, a candidate I actually sort of approve of!
It just occurred to me whilst doing the washing-up… What if Deep Dream is not about developing pattern-recognition AI, but really just Google trying to create a pre-emptive defense against the inevitable sentient robot uprising? Cause the misandroids to hallucinate and knock out all their targeting parameters!
Shut up, it could happen!
That reminds me… I must read “The Invisibles” again
http://i.imgur.com/15Clbs9.jpg
Screenshot because the potatoupee has already deleted it and blamed an “Intern,” but notice anything strange? For example, the Nazi soldiers?
What’s better than Donald Trump’s hair? Donald Trump’s hair on cats.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/18/the-internet-reacts-to-donald-trump-running-for-president-with-trumpyourcat-5301688/
So can we talk about how he literally said that Mexico is “sending” rapists ad murderers…?
@KL
Yeah, but SOME are good people. SOME.
Whoaaaa. None of my pictures through dreamscope look this cool or even remotely so distinct. What is your secret? Are you running them through multiple times?
Ah right the femitwats think Trump is bad. Of course he is bad for you types. He’s not into the social lazy like you. He doesn’t buy into victim theory you’re so fond of. And he sure isn’t going to take the shit lies you fucks spread around. Shake in your panties femitwats, you’re days are numbered.
@kp of course you support Trump, bigots like to stick together. Can’t wait for the Democrats to demolish him 🙂
How did you know The Social Lazy was my favorite indie rock band?
Thank you for your visionary research and for answering long-held questions of my brain place. I feel strongly that several important peer-reviewed journals as well as the Union of Concerned Scientists should be made aware of this breakthrough immediately.