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The 5 most ridiculous things causing misogynists to lose their sh*t this week

 

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It’s the eternal question: do misogynists spend their entire lives looking for excuses to get mad at women, or are they so naturally enraged by any evidence of female autonomy that they can’t help but erupt in rage over the tiniest of things?

We may never know the answer to that question. What we do know: almost anything can provoke them, no matter how trivial it is, no matter how misguided their anger might seem to anyone who doesn’t actually, you know, hate women. Let’s look at some of the latest things to cause women-haters to lose their shit.

1) British tennis champ Andy Murray’s  announcement this week that he was hiring former female tennis champion Amélie Mauresmo as his coach. Even though she’s, you know, a lady.

On Twitter, as Buzzfeed has chronicled, some have taken exception to Mauresmo’s status as a non-man.

https://twitter.com/zainmohammed786/status/475642785979449344

https://twitter.com/ollieman_95/status/475620687391260672

Others have suggested that maybe she’s more of a man than him – ho ho!

Why it would matter to any of these people just whom someone who is not them wants as his coach remains unclear.

2) An article on the Huffington Post noting that on D-Day, one woman – war correspondent Martha Gellhorn – accompanied the 150,000 men who stormed the beaches.

It’s an interesting story: all the female correspondents who requested spots on the boats were turned down, so she ended up sneaking her way into the invasion by hiding in a ship’s bathroom.

But over on the A Voice for Men forums, someone called Humansplaining w/ Jarred is outraged that “Feminists can’t even let Men have D-DAY for themselves!”

Here we are on the 70th anniversary of a watershed moment in one of the bloodiest wars in human history, where thousands of men selflessly gave their lives, and some Feminist feels the need to devote an entire article to the fact that there was also ONE woman involved! There you go, it’s official – the ratio of worth from women to men, is 1:150,000. Those two are completely equal in the eyes of many Feminists, apparently. You can spend all your time relaying the experiences of that one female in great detail, without even the slightest nod to the individual experiences of those 150,000 other human beings that were involved, many of whom perished in the process. Because VAGINA.

Yep. That’s right. Telling the story of one woman on D-Day is an attack on all the men involved. Hell, let’s take that further. Any story told about any individual person involved in a collective effort should be considered a grave insult to all the others. Saving Private Ryan is an insult to all soldiers who weren’t Private Ryan!

3) LEGO is launching a new series of scientist minifigures – only this time, they’re women!

On the Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them) website, British MRA and would-be politician Mike Buchanan sniffs that this move by LEGO belongs in the

‘You couldn’t make this s*** up!’ file. Doubtless it will sell well to hatchet-faced mothers determined to quash any signs of femininity in their unfortunate daughters.

Apparently acknowledging the existence of female scientists is somehow an injustice to men and boys?

4) Older women sometimes have sex with younger men.

There’s a certain kind of man who likes to loudly declare just which women – or categories of women – he “wouldn’t bang.” Our old friend Heartiste – the white-nationalist, purple-prose-writing pickup guru – is a member of a slightly smaller subgroup: he gets angry when other men have sex with the women he’s declared unsuitable, a group which apparently includes all but 0.1% of women his age and older.

In a recent post, Heartiste lambastes the dating site CougarLife.com as a symptom of our “rapid cultural collapse.” Its crime? Matching up “mangy cougars” and their “dusty muffs” with “inexperienced younger men hauling a knapsack of blue balls.”

While Heartiste directs most of his hate at the so-called cougars themselves – for the crime of having sex while female and forty plus – he’s indignant that younger men, in his mind, allow themselves to resort to

the shabby hole of a bottom shelf jezebel to alleviate your incel. … a tepid squirt of pallid pleasure in exchange for your dignity and psychologically distressing confirmation that this is the best you might ever do.

Apparently the idea that a younger man and an older women might actually enjoy having sex with one another is too much for his fragile misogynist mind to take.

Indeed, it’s hard not to wonder if Heartiste actually likes sex at all  – or if his own alleged lovemaking prowess extends much beyond a “tepid squirt.” This, after all, is a guy who thinks going down on a woman is “beta,” because burying your face in what he calls that “fetid, humid mess” is sort of icky, and might lead her to think that you think she’s hot.

And last but not least:

5) Some people are trying to get colleges to take rape more seriously.

In a column in the Washington Post, George Will sniffs that colleges, by addressing what he calls “the supposed campus epidemic of rape” are bestowing upon “’sexual assault’ victims” a “coveted status that confers privileges,” thus encouraging others to jump aboard the victimhood express.

Others have already torn apart Will’s argument pretty thoroughly. So I’ll just note one not-so-little irony: the headline for Will’s column, as it ran in the Post, was “Colleges become the victims of progressivism.”

Why is it that the people who most loudly condemn the supposed “cult of victimhood” are the first to claim that they’re the ones who are really being victimized – by “progressives,” by feminists, by female tennis coaches, by stories about women in war, by LEGO figurines of female scientists, by women they don’t like having consensual sex, by anti-rape activists trying to create a climate in which more than 12% of rape survivors on campuses feel safe enough to report their rapes?

 

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Athywren
Athywren
6 years ago

@paul
Since we’re generalising based on only the evidence that’s on the surface and making no efforts to investigate further, I think the fact that you spend every waking moment criticising people for laughing at the absolute failure of their “opposition” to make rational points is pretty pathetic, and you should probably find more productive things to do.
My suggestion to you is to burn your wordpress profile to the ground and actually talk about the issues. But I know that won’t happen.

bunnybunny
6 years ago

Wow, Paul, no random guy has ever come to this site and condescended to us before in such a manly, logical way. I assure you that your criticism will deeply affect each and every one of us.

paul
6 years ago

“Since we’re generalising based on only the evidence that’s on the surface and making no efforts to investigate further I think the fact that you spend every waking moment criticising people for laughing at the absolute failure of their “opposition” to make rational points is pretty pathetic”

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I devote large amounts of my time to doing this sort of thing, instead of a singular wednesday morning in 2014 when i finally had enough of the crap i’ve been reading on this semi-but-not-very-interesting site i discovered a month ago.

bunnybunny
6 years ago

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I devote large amounts of my time to doing this sort of thing, instead of a singular wednesday morning in 2014 when i finally had enough of the crap i’ve been reading on this semi-but-not-very-interesting site i discovered a month ago.

I’ve been following your site every day for months and see this in almost every article.

Lol, wat?

Athywren
Athywren
6 years ago

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I devote large amounts of my time to doing this sort of thing, instead of a singular wednesday morning in 2014 when i finally had enough of the crap i’ve been reading on this semi-but-not-very-interesting site i discovered a month ago.

…*holds up a mirror.*

paul
6 years ago

@david – I can’t. Just like I can’t point out a feminist site that is not crawling with mysandrists. Unfortunately both sides of the coin are rife with extremists. And neither of you are willing to speak up against extremism amongst your ‘allies’.

paul
6 years ago

@bunnybunny “a month or two” i mean really stop being such a bloody pedant.

bunnybunny
6 years ago

Not like we just had an entire conversation about TERFs, what, yesterday…?

bunnybunny
6 years ago

I found it more interesting that you totally don’t spend all of your time doing this, except for every day for the last “month or two.”

enhancedvibes
enhancedvibes
6 years ago

@paul

And yet feminists and other social justice advocates still be gettin shit done! In real life!! Whatever has the MRM done? It essentially died after detaching itself from the feminist movement. As David said, the MRM just doesn’t have any real ideas or solutions. It’s problems are mostly cultural and yet the majority of the movement props up the culture that makes these problems so……we mock a lot.

Mysandrist (sic) – except this isn’t a real thing and expressing facts about things some men do, is not hatred of men. Face it, your type sucks as debate, and logic….number one rule: IF IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU! That flushes the whole “MISANDRY!” whining down the toilet.

paul
6 years ago

@bunnybunny. Yes, I have added this site to the ones I read over morning coffee or lunch hour — if you are trying to make a point, you are failing to do so rather spectactularly.

Athywren
Athywren
6 years ago

Don’t be silly, bunnybunny. He didn’t see it, so it didn’t happen. We never criticise extremists among us, not ever, not even when that’s exactly what we’re doing. Especially not then.

paul
6 years ago

@enhanced vibes – Misandry is very real. Feminism has decided to change it’s definition into something that arguably isn’t. Let’s reel the discussion back to a time before we started changing the defnition of words to suit our political needs.

Like mysogyny being ‘institutionalized’ sexism — when the term patriarchy already covers that term. Mysogyny and mysogynyst always applied more to the individual, until feminism needed something to disarm ‘misandry’ with and suddenly changed the definition to suit that.

Distrust any ideology that requires the invention of new words, or a redefenitions of old ones.

Newspeak is not doubleplusgood.

paul
6 years ago

@david really? I mean i barely have to click 10 times though this site or jezebel to find some idiot spouting some killallmen nonsense. But really, its nonsense. It’s not even worh talking about. But you choose to write articles about the gendered opposite. I’m not going to find examples for you — you know exactly what you *actually* do in your writings and why it is dishonest.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

LOL!
Yeah David, your site is awful! It will never change anything by mocking the misogynists, so stop it! Stop it right now! The misogynists really, really want you to stop…for the good of feminism. That’s right. Laughing at the stupid, angry, manbaby rants of guys who hate women so much that they are offended by every single thing women do that isn’t sucking a dick or making and sandwich is making feminism look bad. Uh-huh. Yeah. That’s totally why misogynists want you to go away, for feminism.
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa!

Thanks for letting us know that David’s site scares you shitless, Paul.

If you don’t want to be ridiculed, try not being ridiculous.

Yes, humor is an excellent tool for fighting repulsive douchbags.

You’re just jealous that no one on Team Misogyny can figure out how to do it.
Y’all don’t even know what “satire” is. You guys just can;t be funny on purpose and it eats your cookies that David keeps pointing out how hilarious you are when you don;t mean to be.

You keep being rancid piles of bigotry and hate and we’ll keep laughing at you.comment image

paul
6 years ago

and don’t worry kids — I’m just as harsh on the MRA’s. Though to be honest, the mudslinging is generally worse coming from the femosphere camp.

paul
6 years ago

laughing at me even though i have clearly identified myself as allied with neither mra’s or feminism. and i can guarantee you i ain’t no mysogynist but since i disagree with grand poobah futralle clearly that is a ball faced lie 🙂 hahahaha

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Misandry is very real.

*coffee spew*
Bwhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Oh, you.

Tell us more about your sad bro tears, make believe problems, and things you’ve made up about feminism.

sebhai
sebhai
6 years ago

“Just like I can’t point out a feminist site that is not crawling with mysandrists.”
Can you find a feminist site trawling with mysandrists who threatened to kill men,castrating them or rape them?
By the way the proper spelling is misandrists right?

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

You know what else is just as real as misandry y’all?
Slenderman, chupacabra and compassionate conservatives.

It’s true. We all get together on Thursdays to eat vegan cheese that tastes just like the real thing while we watch unicorns frolic in my back yard.

sebhai
sebhai
6 years ago

“Though to be honest, the mudslinging is generally worse coming from the femosphere camp.”
Typical excuse…
Men and women are just as bad as each other but the worse usually comes from the women..
Men and women are just as bad as each other but we only confronting on the women to fix themselves….

sebhai
sebhai
6 years ago

“I mean i barely have to click 10 times though this site or jezebel to find some idiot spouting some killallmen nonsense.”

SHOW IT TO US THEN…..
WITH THE LINKS….

Athywren
Athywren
6 years ago

Since when was “femosphere” a thing, anyway? I’m pretty sure the term “manosphere” came from within it, so… did one of the more ridiculous among the “women are people” camp invent it, or is that a projection from the manosphere?

paul
6 years ago

“Men and women are just as bad as each other but the worse usually comes from the women..”

“Men and women are just as bad as each other but the worse usually comes from left leaning web enabled social justice gender and radical feminists”

Fixed that for you.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

I can’t point out a feminist site that is not crawling with mysandrists.

When you think female scientist Legos are misandry or that women being free to talk about the harassment they deal with is misandry, or that people call rape rape instead of “sex men take because b*tches owe it to them” I bet you do see it everywhere.

Paul, your problem is that you’re a horrible human being and you’re angry that we can see and laugh at how horrible you are.

We don’t care. I like how how flustered and whiny that makes you. You’re a joke, a tool, and a whiny bigot. You’re comfort and contentment is not our priority. We don’t want to get along with you or pretend to respect you. We do fight people like you and humor is one of the tools we use to do it. No one asked you to come to a battle of wits unarmed. you volunteered. Flail away, sad asshole. It amuses me.

sebhai
sebhai
6 years ago

“Misandry is very real”

Of course it is real,some people argued Elliot Rodger is not just a misogynist but a misandrist as well because he killed more men than he killed women….

PATHETIC….

Robert
Robert
6 years ago

Shorter Paul: “Stop quoting back what I said, and just agree with me! Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes? I’m telling you what to do, why are you just pointing and laughing? Respect mah authoritah!”

Dude, for feck’s sake, if you’ve actually been reading this site every day for a month, you’d have seen what happens when Dudebro McSmuggerson swans in and starts with the “don’t do this, do that” routine. It’s never pretty, but it’s always amusing.

For us, anyway.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

There was meant to be a blockquote around that first sentence.

:/

paul
6 years ago

@Lea.. That’s an aweful lot of assumptions and insults you are hurling at me in not very many words. Who is the horrible angry human being, and the whiny bigot?

I’ve been standing up against sexism since before you were born sister.

Anyways, I’m done here. There’s no point in continuing this. Carry on 🙂

sebhai
sebhai
6 years ago

“Men and women are just as bad as each other but the worse usually comes from left leaning web enabled social justice gender and radical feminists”

“In other words MRAS and FEMINISTs are just as bad each other but some people believe the worse the usually comes from left leaning web enabled social justice gender and radical feminists without providing any evidence yet even though the worse death threats or rape threats comes from the manosphere but some people put it down to individuals when we bring the evidence and the links”

There I put my finishing touch….

enhancedvibes
enhancedvibes
6 years ago

@paul

You don’t understand…things. Misogyny does NOT have a new definition, it has always been hatred of women. We know misogyny exists because it is propped up by institutionalized sexism – there was and still is real de jure and de facto sexism in our culture. We know misandry is a mostly made up word in an attempt to be a counter to misogyny but nowhere in the entire history of man is there anything to back it up – men have NEVER, as a group, been subjugated by the powers of women or a woman controlled culture or govt – there are some good quotes in this vein on the misandry wikipedia article.

The backlash against feminism has been pretty powerful and has, ironically, resulted in things like making fun of men that you see in tv, movies, commercials, etc – but those are all industries dominated by men (especially tv/movie writing and advertising) – not to mention that all the women are also depicted as gendered stereotypes but MRAs only see the men, whereas feminists see how fucked up both the men and women are being presented. And while this isn’t oppression olympics or anything it’s just disingenuous to imply men have it worse than women. The truth is men had A LOT of room to re-define masculinity while women were re-defining femininity and women’s roles through feminism and just letting women be who they wanted to be, and instead of taking that opportunity they doubled down on hyper masculinity and now this is the culture we live in. A culture mind you, that we ALL participate in, including men, women and children. We all perpetuate gendered bullshit – the people on this site have recognized how they might be doing this and work to stop such behaviors in themselves because they do not want to erroneously judge people based on meaningless made up bullshit.

The MRM has little to no understanding of the role of govt, how govt works, the law, or the constitution – that is why they are ineffectual. Every time I read anything by any of them, man or woman, I am convinced they lack complete self awareness or a sense of irony or hypocrisy since they are constantly pointing one finger while not realizing three are pointing back at them. I probably could’ve just said in short, they’re buffoons, but maybe an explanation was needed. One you will just cast off because blahblahblah, you’re not really reading this site to open your mind but just to confirm your black/white world view. How sad.

sebhai
sebhai
6 years ago

“Anyways, I’m done here. There’s no point in continuing this. Carry on”

Wait a minute did you found any killallmen comment on jezebel?

bunnybunny
6 years ago

I’ve been standing up against sexism since before you were born sister.

The kind against menz right? The “mysandry?”

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

That’s an aweful lot of assumptions and insults you are hurling at me in not very many words.

Thank you. I try to be terse and to the point.

Who is the horrible angry human being, and the whiny bigot?

You are. I though I made that clear. I at no point whined, said anything bigoted or was angry. Laughter may be how you express anger, but that’s not how I roll.

Go on and cry for us. Tell us how mean we are for not taking your dishonesty and sexist bullshit seriously. Are we really, really mean?

Awww….puddin. Does it….does it hurt your fee-fees?

Good.

Who wants a twist of lemon in their man tear-tini?

sebhai
sebhai
6 years ago

It’s rather amusing some people think Jezebel is hateful feminist website considering men are even allowed to post any comment that disagreed with the feminist principles,somehow i doubt that the same courtesy would be given towards women who wants to post their opinion on a misogynist website yet they still think we are the worse?

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

…and I am not your “sister”.

Thank goodness.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

We have a flounce!

Anyone want to give odds on how long he’ll manage to stick it before he comes back?

Robert
Robert
6 years ago

Anyone want to give over/under on whether he sticks the flounce?

Robert
Robert
6 years ago

Ninja’d!

Athywren
Athywren
6 years ago

I’m still confused. He noticed all the assumptions we’re making and called us out for them (even though there’s a long history of “neutral” people coming along, criticising us for being terrible misandrists, then singing the praises of FTSU Elam) but utterly failed to recognise those he was making.

fromafar2013
6 years ago

Who wants a twist of lemon in their man tear-tini?

I do! *waves arm*

I bet he’ll be back. If he’s been “reading this site daily for months” it won’t be long before he leaves another turd on the rug.

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
6 years ago

Who are the tweets from? Are these well-known MRA’s or something? Sorry I’m sorta new here and don’t recognize the names.

I feel I must weigh in on the hairiness of men discussion – I love a hairy man! 🙂

hellkell
hellkell
6 years ago

Paul, if people are pathetic for commenting here, what does that make you?

“Misandry is real because I say so” does not in fact make it real.

C’mon, Paul, show us where the “kill all men” is here. I dare you find it.