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Return of Kings: “You must recognize feminism for what it truly is: one of the arms of Communism.”

From cosmarxpolitan.tumblr.com

From cosmarxpolitan.tumblr.com

Today, some cutting edge POLITICAL SCIENCE from the fellows over at Roosh Valizadeh’s Return of Kings blog. Specifically, one fellow named Samson Lamont who offers up some warnings about a dire threat to western civilization that most people have probably forgotten about: COMMUNISM.

Yes, it seems that the wily Communists are still trying to take over the United States. Only this time they’re not threatening us with missiles and stealing our atomic secrets and recruiting our young people into Maoist sects. (Well, a few of them are doing the latter.) Nope, they’re trying to sneak it past us in the form of FEMINISM. Let’s let Mr. Lamont explain:

It is a mistake to look at dealing with the effects of feminism as just putting up with spoiled, entitled bitches and learning how to deal with their endless shit tests so you can get in their pants.  It is not some phase or fad that will eventually fade away.  You must recognize feminism for what it truly is: one of the arms of Communism, with its goals being to break up the nuclear family, effectively weaken the country from within, and to eradicate any form of masculinity or aggression, thereby reducing the number of people who can engage in dissent.

But golly, you may say, I know a bunch of feminists, and I’m pretty sure none of them are – what did you call them? – Communists. But that’s where you’re wrong!

Now some of the younger readers might not be too familiar with the term Communism.  That’s because you know it as Socialism, Progressivism, Liberalism, or Social Democracy.  Same shit, different bull.   I don’t use any of these synonyms because, just as we should engage in fat-shaming and slut-shaming, we should engage in Commie-shaming.

One of the Left’s favorite tricks is rebranding.  Communism is still a bad word here in America, especially with the Baby Boomers that grew up during McCarthyism and the Red Scare in the 50’s and 60’s.  So the Left refers to them only as “socialists” or “progressives” now, to disguise their true intentions.

Ah! Just like some guys refer to themselves as “pickup artists” rather than “date rapists.”

Anyhoo, so all this Communo-Feminism has pretty much destroyed everything good about the good old U.S. Of A.

[I]n a span of less than 50 years, creeping Communism has eroded all the hard work and sacrifice of our ancestors.  … Our populace is lazy, spoiled, arrogant, and fat, while we build nothing of value here anymore.

We all know what happened to our women.  Thanks to feminism, the nuclear family is gone and homosexual perversion is not only deemed normal, but is now openly promoted, accepted, and forced on us.  Honor and integrity are now quaint remnants of a bygone era, existing only in small pockets of civilization.  Workers are basically drones or expendable cannon fodder, known more by their number designations than by their names.  If you are a man, the validity of your rights is determined by man-hating feminists and homosexuals and you are now guilty until proven innocent.  Long story short, we are inexorably headed towards … hell … .

The only solution? Stop talking about equality and accept that attractive rich people are simply better than you.

This may be hard to swallow for some, but there is no such thing as equality.  Life isn’t fair.  Deal with it.  Strong/weak, beautiful/ugly, tall/short, smart/dumb, rich/poor—some people are just simply better than others. …

Equality must be earned, and cannot be given.

Wait, what? I think I’m going to stick with the Communo-Feminists and the Homosexual perverts, thank you very much.

NOTE: I don’t like giving Return of Kings traffic, but I feel obligated to link to my sources, so I’ve hidden the link somewhere in the text above, if you feel the need to investigate further.

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Posted on March 26, 2014, in antifeminism, armageddon, citation needed, evil women, homophobia, imaginary oppression, mansplaining, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, oppressed men, PUA, red pill, rhymes with roosh and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 158 Comments.

  1. Pullman gets all the best lines in that show. Like the time Standing was waxing sentimental about his third-grade teacher and said he always liked older women, and Pullman answered “Now there aren’t any.”

  2. That’s my reaction every time I hear it! :D

  3. Come to think of it – there’s an episode where they deal with an MRA type (he calls Standing a mangina) and I’m just wondering if he’s based on Warren Farrell. He even looks a bit like him.

  4. *is just embarrassed from twigging over nothing*

  5. LBT: I don’t think you have anything to be embarrassed about. Healthcare is a necessity, health insurers are evil and/or incompetent (for the most part, it seems), and the whole system is bogged down in red tape. It’s just frustrating and confusing to navigate, period, and the thought of them losing all the paperwork is enough to make anyone angry.

    The good thing is, you’re getting insurance. Hooray!

  6. LBT:

    Please don’t appologise. It happens to us all when scary stuff gets really close to home.

    Thank you for the comic. It was clever, helpful and interesting. I don’t believe for a moment that people who were abused become abusers. My evidence is anecdotal but I know far too many kind, awesome abuse survivors to believe that.

  7. Equality must be earned, and cannot be given

    Now wait. How are you supposed to earn something that doesn’t exist?

  8. Am I the only one reading “Return of Kings: “You must…” in the sidebar as the opening lines of As Time Goes By?

  9. Equality must be earned, and cannot be given

    Such authoritarian. So power. Much libertarian. Wow

  10. RE: sparky

    Healthcare is a necessity, health insurers are evil and/or incompetent (for the most part, it seems), and the whole system is bogged down in red tape.

    No kidding. Being disabled, I’ve discovered, doesn’t help much at all. I never thought I’d be so thankful for my last job, which had a lot of medical billing and talking to insurance companies. At the time, I just figured it was a job, but that knowledge has been so handy!

    RE: seranvali

    Thank you for the comic. It was clever, helpful and interesting.

    If you’re interested in other very well-crafted, non-voyeuristic comics about child sexual abuse, I also recommend The Tale of One Bad Rat. It is a masterwork of comics, in art, story, and symbolic imagery, and while it is complete fiction written by a guy who didn’t experience abuse himself, he took on the subject with great skill and respect. Also, Beatrix Potter is a big thing in it!

  11. A good friend of mine is an abuse survivor. He dedicated the first half of his adult life (so far) to healing himself, and the second half to learning to help others. So far from being an abuser himself. I told him he reminded me of the lines from Eliot:
    “The wounded surgeon plies the steel
    That probes the distempered part;
    Beneath the bleeding hands we feel
    The sharp compassion of the healer’s art
    Resolving the enigma of the fever chart.”

    And yes, I know to Whom the poet was referring.

  12. @LBT: I am so late to the party, but you don’t need to apologize. Shit is fucked up and bullshit. Jedi hugs for you, and yay for health care!

    @Robert: If it’s Eliot, odds are it’s Jesus. Unless it’s cats or Prufrock.

  13. But yay for your friend being so loving.

  14. kitteh, I don’t mind at all. It is awful. It was caused by taking my ex to criminal court for his abuse. My body could not stop pumping out semi lethal doses of adrenaline for two weeks, and then it stopped being able to make any. It totally sucks. But my doctor is right on top of it, I’m being well cared for, and I can (and will) fully recover.

  15. Shaun, that sounds like a horrific experience & I hope things get better soon.

    LBT, glad the heathcare difficulties got cleared up

    As to HS, yes, that guy needs to go far away where he can’t hurt anyone any more

  16. RE: Robert

    A good friend of mine is an abuse survivor. He dedicated the first half of his adult life (so far) to healing himself, and the second half to learning to help others.

    I try to make my comics for a similar reason. I still get a fair number of kids on the Internet sending me anon messages because they’re petrified they’re crazy and have nobody to talk to about it. If I can use my issues to help other people, then I’m all over that.

  17. Headless Unicorn Guy

    [I]n a span of less than 50 years, creeping Communism has eroded all the hard work and sacrifice of our ancestors. … Our populace is lazy, spoiled, arrogant, and fat, while we build nothing of value here anymore.
    -
    This sounds like every Guns & Ammo and/or Soldier of Fortune editorial of the Seventies. Almost word-for-word. All about “spoiled rotten baby-fat Americans” vs the Communist Supermen and the only possible outcome. With Conspiracy Theory du Jour topping and appeals to a long-ago American Golden Age when Americans were Rugged, Rugged, and did I mention Rugged?

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