Red Pill Theorist: Women are like children. Except you can have sex with them.
Put on your thinking caps today, because we are going to wade into the highly rarefied world of Red Pill Theory. Our Guest Lecturer today is a totally ALPHA DOG Red Pill Redditor by the name of GayLubeOil — don’t worry, fellas, he’s straight! — who has some important insights for us all on the nature of women.
Namely, that women are basically just overgrown children. Who give blow jobs.
Let’s let him explain, in a post that’s now Number One With A Sticky in the Red Pill Subreddit.
After reading all of that, you may have a few questions. Obviously, the most important question is: why Greek Yogurt? Well, in addition to being very popular with the ladies, it is apparently quite high in iron. Let’s let Professor LubeOil explain why that’s so crucial:
Well, with that critical issue taken care of in a totally not creepy or red-flaggy kind of way, let’s move on to some of the serious discussion Professsor LubeOil’s thesis inspired in the Red Pill Subreddit.
Ah, who am I kidding? They mainly just posted comments about how totally right he was and how women totally are a bunch of overgrown children. But saying women are children is totes not misogyny!
And, heck, even if a dude maybe is a teensy bit of a misogynist, what’s the big deal, so long as it convinces him to treat his women properly — that is, like you would treat special needs children.
Damn those feminazis and their “equality!” Why, it’s almost un-American!
Posted on February 28, 2014, in ableism, alpha males, antifeminism, citation needed, crackpottery, creepy, demonspawn, domestic violence, dozens of upvotes, evil sexy ladies, excusing abuse, mansplaining, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, MRA, one hundred upvotes, patriarchy, patronizing as heck, red pill, reddit, women are children and tagged anti-feminism, antifeminism, men's rights, misogyny, MRA, pick-up artists, pickup artists, PUA, red pill, reddit. Bookmark the permalink. 343 Comments.