Become a total Alpha Male sex god by spitting in women’s mouths
Always practice safe saliva sex
Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Posted on January 16, 2014, in advocacy of violence, alpha asshole cock carousel, alpha males, bad boys, douchebaggery, excusing abuse, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, precious bodily fluids, PUA, rape culture, red pill, reddit, sex, sexual assault, sexual exploitation and tagged alpha asshole cock carousel, alpha males, misogyny, pick-up artists, pickup artists, rape culture, red pill. Bookmark the permalink. 931 Comments.
cupisnique, me too, I’d love to cuddle lions or tigers or jaguars or leopards or …
Really, if I wanted someone drooling on me, I’d get a big dog.
Or a small cat, for that matter. Madame Mamie was queen of happy drools.
Have to admit, not a big fan of drool even from animals. Although, I’d sooner let an animal drool on me than this creep.
Same here. Madam Mamie’s drool was pretty ewww. But animal drool doesn’t disgust me, where human drool does, even before we get to this loser’s rape fantasies.
If that were true women everywhere would be marrying hitachi magic wands*. Since this isn’t a thing then I think his theory may be a bit flawed.
*Though I did hug mine and call it my new best friend the first time I used it.
I’ll concede to a little jealousy to you ladies that you ladies get all the best toys. I bought a high-end male toy and it split in half after 3 or 4 uses. I was irritated because it cost a decent chunk of money that I could have used on something else fun.
Bah, messed up the quotes, sorry.
The blockquote monster got you! This means you’ve passed your initiation and are a True Manboobzer.
Says someone who has never been raped .
I would really like to see all the male rape victims line up and say they think the violent act of rape perpetuated on them is the same as being accused of rape . Let alone what did that one guy say ? 10 times ? I would like to see a man who has been raped 10 times to say he will drop charges and be content that it means one man is not falsely accused.
Side-note: can we add the BINGO card generators to the welcome package? David worked so hard on them.
(My last comment was to JoJo, but obviously blockquote monster is trying to be smart.)
Great idea, emilygoddess!
Random: am I the only one who finds the dude in the pic really unsexy? As in, a total boner-killer?
The block quote monster does seem to be in a particularly bad mood tonight.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.K NOW I’m at a bakers dozen!
@ JoJo Don’t guys have fleshlights now? I think there’s more than a little hype over sex toys for women, or maybe I just don’t have the right ones.
No you aren’t the only one . I’m totally not …having a boner.
On the ab thing, so I was telling a friend about it and instead of dismissing it at once as ridiculous as I had, she said that she’d heard the ex-wife of a professional athelete on some radio show talking about how his lower ab muscles (which do go all the way down to the dick) were developed enough that she could rub her clit against them and actually have an orgasm this way.
But this was only when she was on top. So I guess she was the alpha dog.
If you look at the video closely at the feet of the male lion is what appear to be cubs. The females were protecting their cubs . Because male lions trying to take over a pride will eat another male lions cubs. (they will kill them ) The FEMALES protect the cubs.
No she was the cowgirl . And anything is possible . There are women that can “think ” their way into orgasm so ……
It’s obvious most of the commenters didn’t read the post.
I’ll just address the actual criticism from this site’s post and then guess at the usual feminist anti man, rape tourettes etc.
1st – Taking one sexy move I mention out of context like the spitting in a girls mouth, on a girl and then saying that is what my whole article about is disingenuous. It’s not about that at all.
My article is about taking the good parts of the red pill perspective on life, and melding that with the good parts of trying to better yourself as a man (becoming an alpha male) and then explaining how a Greater Alpha manages his harem.
So, the author of this blog can’t even properly articulate what I was writing about.
2nd – I talk about the clitoral orgasm as being the least powerful, and yes, I do mention stimulating the clit whilst fucking with your “rock hard abs”. This is a reference to having a girls legs pinned back, and the natural friction that takes place of the male’s lower abdomen on her pussy/clit. It takes a man with a little bit larger penis. But I have had some great success with this position.
The stronger orgasms, are internal, and then squirting. You may want to read my article for more information on how to achieve these.
3rd – Oxytocin is the hormone/chemical released that bonds people to others. There’s really no debate here. Some commenter said “males release it too!” Well no shit. There’s still no conflict in my assertions. The fact that males release it too doesn’t change that.
On to the usual suspects of bitter, angry women and manginas that never actually get laid because their bodies are so disgusting or their personalities are reflexions of their bodies.
1) If you have intimate, intense sex, it is VERY common to have girls that want to be submissive. It makes them feel feminine to be dominated. Telling a girl what to do, moving her around the way you want etc. Is part of her complying with your will as a man when you have sex. I am not at all describing doing something that a girl rejects. I’m sorry, but you people calling that “rape” are simply crazy. Rape is when a sexual act is not consensual. Projecting your nasty little fantasies on what I’m saying, simply because you can’t imagine a girl being so aroused that she wants you to spit on her, is your fault for being so pitifully inexperienced.
2) All the little jokes are cute, in a “wow you must have tried hard to score points with that little quip” kind of way.
3) This particular website is filled with vitriol and hate. Seeing these bitter comments, is sad, and quite frankly it’s more disturbing to me that men and women gather here to accuse a man of everything from “he doesn’t have sex” to “he’s raping women” when both are completely false.
What’s going on here, is the author of this blog, has changed the focus of my article to fit a narrative of “misogyny” so that little haters like you readers here, can have new material to use for your hateful mental masterbation.
Finally, the name Fisto is reference to the family Pet, that was hit by a car. So everyone making fun that, congrats. You made fun of a dog that ran into the street and was killed after many minutes of suffering. I might add, it was female driver.
I am not normally a person that comments on other blogs, but you people should be ashamed for your insensitive remarks.
It’s small people that gang up on one person this way.
It’s small people who all talk to someone who shows up where they are all hanging out.
But you’re right, I’m 5’2″.
Okay, now I’m really EWWW at the abs all the way down image. (More power to those that can and do enjoy things that way, but so not for me.) :D
lana, I didn’t notice the cubs in the clip, but yeah, I knew about lions killing other lions’ cubs.
I really can’t stand the body-builder look. I much prefer a comfortable body (love handles optional extra). “Rock hard” isn’t a description I want to apply to any bits.
Also, come up with another word beside creep or variances thereof. Its unoriginal.
And yes Dave, your friend is right, when you are a fit person, you can use your lower abs when the girl is on top as well.
Shaenon: Thanks for the science lesson; always welcome rejoinder to this sort of bs.
The frustrating thing is that oxytocin seems to have become a popular buzzword in abstinence-only sex ed programs. Girls are told not to have sex because they’ll instantly fall in love with their first boy* and be unable to love anyone else ever, because women imprint on their sex partners like “Twilight” werewolves on babies.
Which…even in the pseudo-scientific way oxytocin is presented here, that makes no sense. Do they think people run out of hormones after a certain number of uses? If you can only oxytocin-imprint on one person, does that mean a woman can’t love her children because she already oxytoced all over their father? Or can she love her first child, but not any subsequent children?
*Of course they will only have sex with boys shut up.
“On to the usual suspects of bitter, angry
women and manginasPUAs that never actually get laid because theirbodiespersonalities are so disgustingor their personalities are reflexions of their bodies.”FTFY
So now it’s her legs being “pinned back”? Everything you say adds to the image of you as a rapist. Consent never seems to come into your mind, does it, sonny? You write about forcing someone despite her protests and then pretend that’s totes cool. You’re just layers of fail. Go back to your porn, saddo liar.
Wait.
What?
Fisto, you are a dumbass. That is all.
The abstinence only approach to oxytocin seems to be to pretend it only applies to people who’re fucking, which is particularly icky when you think about the role it plays in the formation of bonds between mothers and their babies.
Kittehserf, What is your problem? You’ve never been with a girl that tells you to pin her legs back??
Having sex wouldn’t be enjoyable to me if the girl wasn’t enjoying it to. The idea is absurd. A huge part of the attraction for me is pleasuring the girl and her WANTING the things I do.
I don’t watch porn. If you read my article “How to double your level of game in 30 days (or less) Part 3″ I talk about the benefits of not jacking off and not watching porn.
I also introduce a concept I call a “Positive Feedback Loop” where you create one every day through bettering yourself to gain momentum for other pursuits.
You
Dratted html – that should read
On to the usual suspects of bitter, angry
women and manginasPUAs that never actually get laid because theirbodiespersonalities are so disgustingor their personalities are reflexions of their bodies.If you’re such an amaaaaaazing fellow, why are you so wound up about what us losers think? Why are you trailing around to see what people who despise PUAs think of your grotty little fantasies? Doesn’t sound like alpha dude behaviour to me.
Oh, and as I’ve said already, I find the whole body builder look repellent. If you want to talk about disgusting bodies (as in, to individual tastes – now there’s a notion!) then the type in the pic would be pretty high on my list. That’s before we even get to the disgusting personality you’ve displayed, whether or not your fantasy muscle man has any relation to your looks.
Now he thinks that we’re potential customers for whatever PUA crap he’s selling.
LOL no, because I’m not lesbian or bi, sonny.
…No?
Raise your hand if you’re female and have never asked a guy to pin your legs back. *raises hand*
Hey do I get a certificate for how often I’ve been misgendered by trolls lately? This using Mr K’s pic brings all sorts of unexpected fun.
– I talk about the clitoral orgasm as being the least powerful…The stronger orgasms, are internal, and then squirting.
Oh, honey honey. Please, before you make up any more sex advice, talk to some human women. I’m begging you. This is just painful to read.
I am not normally a person that comments on other blogs, but you people should be ashamed for your insensitive remarks.
Hey, I’m very sensitive. I spit in people’s mouths without their permission all the time.
::raises hand::
Notice how everything this kid says is in violent terms? Pinning legs back sounds painful to me and I’d never want it.
But then skillful partners don’t need to do that sort of shit* anyway.
*shit if nonconsensual, of course, or simply unwanted
Too much slobber is such a major turnoff. Like, are you 14 and kissing for the first time? No? Then control your slobber. If a dude were to do this to me he would definitely be getting a sensation in his balls but it would not be a pleasant one.
K – Let’s look at this from another perspective for a moment. I post an article hoping men will benefit from it. I see that it’s been linked to this site and I think “cool maybe someone liked what I wrote”
Then I come over and see a bunch of hateful comments, tearing things I said down when those things I said were taken out of context. The ab thing for example, it was supposed to be funny (and many people did think so) but also truthful in my experience of what you can do. I read these comments and they’re offensive
Also, I hate the term PUA and would never describe myself as such.
Katz, being inexperienced sexually isn’t really a case against my article. Sorry. If anything it explains your miserable disposition.
So to answer your questions, defending my name is the reason I’m wasting my time with losers such as yourself.
I’ve never wanted a man to slap my face or boobs either. It’s like not all women are submissive or something.
We didn’t know that, nor was there any indication that Fisto referred to your family pet, so you can’t accuse us of making fun of that dog’s death. Disingenuousness levels are skyrocketing here.
Pitching a fit because some strangers on a site you’ve never heard of are making fun of you is so alpha.
Fisto, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but this last comment of yours is extremely beta.
Well, first off, if you’re a grown man having sex with girls, I think you might be having some age of consent problems even before you start spitting on them.
Not only do you not understand the very simple concept of consent, but you seem to be unable to understand what you yourself have written. This might be some kind of new record for thickness.
No one is saying that submissive/dominant sex is wrong, or is the same thing as rape. You might have noticed the twenty or so posts in this thread wherein the distinction between kinky/rough consensual sex and rape was made. Personally, I’m totally down with getting spit on, just not after I tell someone “no.”
If someone says “no” and you bully them into complying, that’s “something that a girl rejects” and a “sexual act [that] is not consensual.” What you are advising men to do is rape by your own definition.
You heard it here first, folks, my miserable disposition *snrk* is entirely attributable to my never having asked a guy to pin my legs back. (What does that even entail? I get the mental image of a woman with her legs bent all the way back and over her ears like a contortionist.
I have a whole pan of blueberry-lemon muffins. Anyone want one?
Are the muffins sweet enough to balance out Fisto’s bitterness?
Right? I was all set to feel a little bad for him, because I deal with that kind of thing all day, but using it to win an Internet argument? Your dog doesn’t deserve that, dude.
Blueberry-lemon muffins sound delightful.
Manipulative or just arrogant enough to assume that of course everyone went to his blog and read his entire life history so of course they’d know about his dog?
I’m not pitching a fit at all. I’m observing the behavior being displayed.
It’s a small person and a loser that attacks someone unprovoked.
Cassandrakitty – it’s alright if you aren’t submissive. The article simply means you weren’t being addressed.
Ally – No you didn’t know, but that didn’t stop you from attacking someone’s name with no knowledge, not even the benefit of criticizing me on the basis of what I actually DID write? Look how you people talk to a fellow human being, but at the same time rail against injustice.
David – How was it “beta”?
“Having sex wouldn’t be enjoyable to me if the girl wasn’t enjoying it to. The idea is absurd. A huge part of the attraction for me is pleasuring the girl and her WANTING the things I do.”
Is that why you wrote about her “whimpering”?
Fisto, thanks for still playing. In the time I’ve lurked most only post and run so it’s refreshing. So to reiterate, if this is something that both parties agree on have at it. Have a blast. But the way you framed the story (yes I read your post) is as an advice column of how it can be if they only listen to you. That is not ok. Two consenting adults can do whatever makes them happy. There are infinite kinks that may or may not appeal to me, what gets me going might very well turn off someone else. So in a nutshell, if you get to live out your fantasies great, but don’t act like your fantasies are a road map to happiness.
Fisto, I know writing skills aren’t your strong point, but even so it should be obvious that your article assumed all women to be submissive.
(And also that all submissive women will be up for whatever you happen to want to do to them, which is just as dumb as the first assumption.)
Official kinkster score – 0.5/10. Needs remedial classes. And subs sleeping with this guy deserve a dom who isn’t an idiot.
Fisto is not a common name – it’s inevitable that some people are going to mock it for that reason. Now that I understand what the name refers to, I’m not going to mock it. And beyond all of that, it didn’t sound like an actual name given to a person or an animal – it just sounded like every other username that people use online.
Now the Sean Connery image makes sense! “We named the dog Fishto!”
Raise your hand if you’re female and have never asked a guy to pin your legs back. *raises hand*
It’s cool if that’s some other girl’s kink, but, sorry, nope.
And wait, is this still part if the clit/ab sex position? Are you, like, folding her in half, backwards, and then picking her up and rubbing her over your abs? I’m not going to say nobody’s ever been into that, but I don’t know if it’s going to be helpful to the average reader.
Spit grosses me out. I’m not even a huge fan of people french-kissing me, at least not strangers. Reading about “swallowing gobs of spit” just about makes me want to vomit.
All in all, Fisto’s post is about the least arousing thing I’ve ever read. The contents of a math textbook would be more of a turn-on.
I find that one sure-fire method of indicating that you respect other people’s humanity is to not assume they want to be slapped or spat on. People who’re good in bed realize that preferences vary. People who’re bad in bed act out the same script with everyone and then wonder why everyone else is pointing and laughing.
“It’s a small person and a loser that attacks someone unprovoked.”
Whatever makes you feel better about being a rapey asshole, i guess.
“Look how you people talk to a fellow human being, but at the same time rail against injustice.”
Dude tells people rape as sex advice. People mock the rapey dude. Dude gets upset about “injustice”.
Yeah, what about that abgasm thing? I’m still curious about that.
Fisto, can you send us a picture of your abs, so we can get an idea how that might work?
“It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.”
Worst marketing campaign. Ever.
“We don’t cook our burgers. We serve them raw. It’s not for everyone, but we’re the only ones who do it that way.”
“Cars that burst into flame when you go over 34 miles an hour? It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE who has one.”
“Our bedroom linens are burlap. It’s not for everyone, but they’ll leave a mark, alright.”
Grab popcorn and sit back and watch the show. There is no worse blind than the one who refuse to see.
Sam-I-was thanks for your comment, I’ve tried to make the point over and over that the acts I’m describing are consensual. That was a very important point that I simply took for granted. It didn’t occur to me that someone could see it any other way.
As far as whimpering, yes girls whimper, they tell you “please fuck me” and whimper. It’s quite sexy.
In regards to being dominated when I’m saying something like “Do it”. That is the role both parties are playing, the dominant man and the reluctantly but complying princess.
Is everyone this far removed from gushing sex??
Come on guys!
Emily Goddess, my dog was the best. She made me become a huge animal rights advocate. It’s funny but I think more of animals than most people.
Off topic, if you’re thinking of getting a dog, please consider adopting from a shelter. Those animals are going to be put down, so you are literally saving a life.
Oh joy, Fisto’s still here. And whining.
Y’know, if you’re going to write a piece about how to have rough/kinky sex, then the first thing you gotta do is to spell out, right out front, that folks have to make sure that’s what their partner wants. Otherwise, and what you wrote, is basically telling men to start hitting and spitting on their partners (who are, of course, assumed to be women) during sex; and to ignore any and all signs that the woman doesn’t want that or isn’t enjoying. Fisto outright states that if she says “no,” then make her do it anyway. Again, if this was within the context of a previously worked out kink scenario where both partners are fully consenting and there are safe words that everyone abides by, etc., it would be different; but its not presented in that context. It’s in the context of “just do it.”
Now, if a man tries this with a woman without working it out before hand, I see one of two things happening:
1. (If he’s not an asshole): The woman goes, “ew, gross, stop it!” And kicks him out of her bed and doesn’t get sex.
2. (If he is an asshole): The above happens, but he doesn’t listen, and then it’s rape.
I like how he brings up preferences. So next time I’m fucking some guy should I yank on his balls a bunch, bully him, and hurt him in other ways till he’s asking me to stop? “whoops, sorry dude, i just didn’t realize you had different preferences!”
I wonder if this applies to other things. Many people like being generous and giving to charity, I think I’ll mug a few. If that’s not their preference then too bad, I wasn’t addressing them in that sentence where i said they liked it.
Fisto-
I’m a woman. I have never asked a man to pin my legs back. In fact, I don’t “feel feminine” when a guy is trying to boss me around during sex. The hottest sex for me? When I push my boyfriend down, get on top of him, and take charge of things.
I’ll admit, I can *conceive* of a woman being so aroused she wants you to spit on her, because people are in to all sorts of stuff. But I have trouble believing this would be a common thing. At best, I would think most women could get to the point where they’re aroused enough that being spit on isn’t an immediate “OH HELL NO!” button, and so keep going.
And to be absolutely *explicit* about why people are saying you’re advertising rape, here’s the specific part that makes it rapey, rather than a somewhat-odd kink:
” then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no.”
See, that’s what one would call *not consenting*. Unless you’ve previously established that “Hey, I may say “no” to something in the heat of the moment, but it’s cool to keep going”, that’s her *not giving consent* to your actions.
Gushing? Squirting? Are you having sex with Old Faithful?
And we’re back to all women being submissive (and underage) again! I’m still not sure if the problem is stupidity or exceptionally poor writing skills.
Fisto, if you’re such a dominant badass alpha dog, why do you care what we think of you?
But anyway: you wrote a comment on your own post that said “spit in a woman’s mouth even if she says no.”
Then you came here and called the commenters a bunch of “bitter, angry women and manginas that never actually get laid because their bodies are so disgusting or their personalities are reflexions of their bodies.”
And then you complained that *we’re* being “insensitive” to you.
I mean, come on, that’s just a teensy bit whiny, you have to admit.
Estimated time to meltdown: 30 minutes
Guys forget the ab clitoral stimulation. That’s for women that can’t have internal orgasms.
I can’t remember which poster was talking about her miserable disposition but yes, if you came in the manner I’m talking about, you’d be more pleasant to interact with.
I’m not a very good writer, it’s true, but I’m trying! I very much enjoy it!
I think you guys need to try and get out of your shells a little bit. Have you ever tried to be submissive to a man?
I think you may find it to be a zesty enterprise!
I’ve slept with 100s of girls and there’s a reason they love it! Try it!
I’ll even let whatshername up there yank on my balls!