Become a total Alpha Male sex god by spitting in women’s mouths
Always practice safe saliva sex
Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Posted on January 16, 2014, in advocacy of violence, alpha asshole cock carousel, alpha males, bad boys, douchebaggery, excusing abuse, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, precious bodily fluids, PUA, rape culture, red pill, reddit, sex, sexual assault, sexual exploitation and tagged alpha asshole cock carousel, alpha males, misogyny, pick-up artists, pickup artists, rape culture, red pill. Bookmark the permalink. 931 Comments.
Ally S. I think he was just showing off infront of his friends, or he could be one of those douchebag that get off on humiliating people. it really says more about him than it does about you.
And thanks for your thoughtful reply regarding (gender), it really clears some things up for me.
Darn it, I meant (Cheesy)
Sorry that happened, Ally. I’ve run into random street assholes myself. Never fun.
FISTO sounds like a clown you’d invite to entertain guests at a munch.
Of course it does . It also means a woman will desperately NEED herself if she masturbates with her hand . She will be terrified at the thought of losing herself .She OWNS her ass!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah Ally sorry . That would be shocking even though we have heard worse. Creepy!((HUGS)))
I fell in love one time with this pair a jeans I had …………………………we had a “bond”
Yeah, I think your explanation makes sense.
And you’re very welcome! If you have any other questions I’ll be happy to answer them.
The first time I ever had a wet dream I fell in love with my mattress and pillows. And I desperately needed sleep, I was terrified at the thought of losing it …My mattress and sleep OWNED my ass from that point on !
Maybe “love at first site” is just when people walk in on each other masturbating.
That’s gotta be the explanation . But wouldn’t that kind of be cheating on your self ?Won’t your self get jealous that your self now loves another person besides your self ?
And what about origies ?Does everybody fall in love with everybody there ,and desperately need everybody there forever , and everybody owns each other’s asses ?
Ally: Just… ick. Sorry you had that kind of encounter.
Shaenon: Thanks for the science lesson; always welcome rejoinder to this sort of bs.
On topic: I think to illustrate this guy’s suggestion for sex, you’d need to take several pages out of the kama sutra and then subject them to an origami-type folding project.
What I truly suspect is that not only does he not have any experience with sex outside of porn, but he also doesn’t understand how cut-takes work. So he sees several rapid-fire shots of different sexual positions with no transitions, and just assumes that’s how sex works. (There’s a similar explanation, oddly, for a lot of Rob Liefield’s infamously bad comic art–he draws the body parts separately, and just sort of mashes them together, with the resulting boob-and-butt poses being something that looks like a past-up collage from Maxim magazine.)
Well of course you do, cloudiah. You are David.
Am I the only one seeing this Oglaf now? (NSFW)
Ally – ew, stupid young shitbag. Common as muck in every sense. But seconding what Kiwi Girl said.
Also … abs on clitoris … sorry, no, I don’t really want to dislocate my hips so some nitwit can fit his abdomen down there. Not that I’d want sex with someone with “rock hard abs” anyway, I find ‘em a total turn-off.
“At no point in the article the author talks about doing something against another persons’ will. It has become like a reflex in feminist circles to jump to abuse and even rape conclusions”
Really, Carlos? pretty sure this excerpt is very nonconsensual, in fact the imaginary woman in this scenario says “no”.
“tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there”
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
No, and I feel sorry for any woman who ends up in bed with this guy, although I don’t exclude the possibility that someone out there could like this as well.
It’s funny that Fisto tries to shame us by insinuating we’re really the ones with rape fantasies lawl what a joke.
Oh look, Fisto has graced is with his presence. Hey Fisto, were you aware that your “red pill” is actually the stool softener, colace?
TW from her on in: rape, rape apologia
Carlos:
Why yes, at multiple points in Fisto’s article he explicitly talks about doing stuff against a woman’s will, while also rationalizing any kind of pain or unwillingness on the woman’s part as a play-act, because, deep down, we all know she really. And that is rape apologia at its worst.
Don’t believe a woman when she’s whimpering in pain. Instead:
Make her do this, make her do that:
@Carlos
See: the part about spitting
Probably because rape and abuse are extremely common and so are the attitudes that enable rapists and abusers. Some of which are expressed by the article.
So, if you had the choice of setting 10 rapists free for the sake of stopping one person from being falsely accused of rape, you would let those 10 rapists free. Free to commit even more crimes.
That sounds like a very effective way to reduce rape! Anyway, fuck off rape apologist.
You lay want to scroll back to the first page for some comments I just let through moderation, including one from FISTO himself, and one from a FISTO supporter, both of which demonstrate some rather fundamental, er, misunderstandings about consent.
To them I say: Yes, some people (not just women) like being slapped during sex. Yes, some people (not just women) like being spit on during sex. But you can’t just start slapping and/or spitting on your sex partner in hopes that they’re into that — and in the mood for it at that moment — any more than you can simply go up to someone on the street and punch them, and hope that they’re into boxing.
Kink needs to be negotiated in advance. Or your partner needs to give you a clear indication during sex that they’re open to it; saying “spank me” would be a pretty clear invitation, for example. This stuff isn’t rocket science.
Fisto and pals: If you’ve actually done some of this with a partner (without talking it over first) and gotten away with it, it means either that
1) you’re incredibly lucky that you found someone that was into it, in the mood for it, and who didn’t care that you didn’t negotiate any of this beforehand or
2) your partner was too intimidated/freaked out/whatever to say no or to resist or to keep saying no when you ignored her initial no, which means, congratulations, you have in fact committed sexual assault, nothing “false” about it.
Ah, I’ve been ninjaed by a bunch of people who discovered Fisto and Carlos on their own,
I strongly suspect that the name FISTO is supposed to be some stupid “alpha” name that refers to fisting. That’s kind of like how a lot of these Manosphere dudes make up their silly names.
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
Men release the exact same hormone as well as many others. So whatever oxytocin does to the woman it does the same to him. I can’t believe the ammount of time these people spend trying to find some ‘rational’ and ‘scientific’ ground for their interactions with women only to end up with the most idiotic theories ever born.
Something about FISTO screams 12 year old boy whose parents aren’t monitoring his internet use sufficiently.
Can we just call BINGO!* on Fisto and Carlos and be done with them? Flat-out rape apologia’s usually a ban-worthy offense, yeah? And there’s simply no way that what Fisto was describing could be interpreted as consensual sex.
*: Referring to the various rape-culture bingo cards I’ve seen in various places.
I am the mighty FISTO! Tremble before me and despair!
This makes me sexy, right? All the ladies want me to own their ass now?
You said this:
So we’ve learned you’re a lying piece of shit as well as one that knows nothing about anatomy, or psychology, or how bodies and their chemicals work. We certainly learned you get all your fantasy material from porn and you’ve likely never been near a woman in your life. Which is a good thing, since you obviously hate us.
Stick to fucking yourself, creepy little guy.
Teenagers explained.
Ninjaed by everyone! :P
I agree with Freemage; Fisto et al (if they are more than one person) are advocating rape. Banhammer time.
I thought the same thing, but for accuracy, he really should be CRANIUMO ‘cos his head’s planted so firmly up his arse. Very alpha, that.
And some aged parents! ;)
Poor FISTO is imprinted on porn. His computer owns his ass, and he can’t reach orgasm without a mouse in his other hand.
Actually when you think about it the name does make sense.
::snicker::
I guess FISTO sounds more alpha than Rosy Palm.
Holy Shit! If someone belted me on the arse and spat in my mouth, I’d get the fuck out of there and never go back! How, how is that supposed to work? I hope a bunch of dickheads don’t read that and think it’s good advice and try it. Vom vom vom!!!!1
He brings shame upon the name of FISTO!
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Kit_Fisto
The force is not with him.
Actually, that’s a great way to get me kicking your sorry ass out and never wanting to see it again.
The sexual assault part was when he said open your mouth and if she says no he say DO IT! and she “whimpers” and then will “do it”…. and let it slide right in there.
If you told a cop you did that ? You don’t need a feminist to accuse you of sexual assault.You sir(Fisto is that your name?) have just admitted it .
Yes its very likely she has never been sexually assaulted before .Forced against her will to have someone spit in her mouth after she said she did not want that . Yes you have “left your mark” . Its called rape trauma syndrome.
I totally forgot there was a character named Fisto in star wars. That is a shame.
You might want to quit advertising things like this on he internet. Not taking no for an answer so she whimpers and complies ….and “making her” do things might end up with you getting a knock on your door with some people with badges who just want to ask you a few questions.
This reminds me of that survey that found that a scary percentage of men will admit to rape as long as you just describe it and don’t use the word “rape”.
You mean after they quit “making ” you , and not taking no for an answer? You mean when they LET you get the fuck out of there ?
It’s like he wrote a lovingly detailed account of going into a store, pointing a gun at the cashier, and demanding the contents of the till, and then finished up the story with “but I’m not a thief or anything, it’s just that you weird feminazi prudes overreact when people take stuff that they’re perfectly entitled to via the threat of violence”.
WHAT PART DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT NO??????????????????????????????
Is it THAT hard for you to grasp NO means I don’t WANT to ? Intimidating someone into doing it anyway is AGAINST their WILL!!!!
Until you understand that more men will be “falsely accused” of RAPE.
Right its oxytocin .The adrenaline rush the cashier feels and the terror that he(or she) goes through in his mind bonds him to you for life .Because you are likely the only one that has done that to him .You’re the only one .That one special one . He wont ever be able to get you off of his mind . No one else can compare to you and that experience you gave him .
Fisto is also a sexbot in Fallout New Vegas. Seems like it’d be a better target for this guy’s saliva. Ew.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fisto
Shorter Fisto – if you want someone to stay with you forever, give them PTSD.
I wouldn’t wish this guy on a sexbot, let alone a real human being.
Hey ! Don’t knock Stockholm syndrome until you have tried it ! I mean if you get desperate enough. It can work wonders for your rape life OOPPS I mean sex life.
And yet, RedPillWomen bridle at the thought that what they are doing approaches kink in any way shape or form.
The main thing that I learned from Fisto is that wounded animals enjoy being eaten by lions. Or possibly the lions fuck the animals. Metaphors aren’t really his strong point.
Yes it is describing against “anyone’s (as you call her) will. I find it very telling that its not obvious to you. That is how eventually you will get “falsely accused of rape” if you keep lying to your self.
FISTO,
You’re a horrible writer and a worse person. No, what you described is not consensual sex. Nor is anything you claimed about biology or gender true. Rub her clit with your abs during intercourse? Really? As that is impossible in reality ( a fact you were unaware of), we can be pretty sure you’re only writing down your fantasies for other dudes to read and (you hope) admire and get off on. If you enjoy that sort of thing, great. Write some crappy, kinky erotica and call it what it is: fiction that excites you. You are not an authority on women or on sex. You’re just another stupid misogynist with no hope of ever being the highly sought after lover you dream of being. You aren’t “alpha”. You’re a loser and a liar who is too cowardly to attach his real name to his blog that encourages other men to rape and abuse women.
By the way, the whole “alpha” shtick turned out to be wrong when it was about wolves and it has never been anything but bullshit when it is used to refer to people.
As to attempting to shame people about their personal sexual fantasies, that won’t work. See, when decent people have something kinky they like to do, they do it with a willing partner who shares that fantasy or is at least willing to try it out once. In such a scene consent can be revoked at any time. There is no real force and no one is stupid enough to think they can read minds, especially not based solely upon gender and wishful thinking. They don’t need to bottle it up and project it onto others. There is nothing shameful about it. Playing D/s or S&M games can be fun, healthy and even loving. Got a non-consent fantasy that involves pain and spit? Fine. Negotiate it clearly and respectfully with another kinkster like a competent adult. But know this: You do not own the person on the bottom and you never will. The top is not using them or really showing them who is boss in the really real world. Two (or more) people are sharing an experience that they hope will be fulfilling for all involved. A sexually submissive woman has plenty of opportunity to get off and get respect in the kink community. She doesn’t need you and your clumsy misunderstanding of her anatomy and desires. What you wrote about was not hot kink. It was grim abuse to manipulate and terrorize. You should be ashamed. Frankly, I think a real submissive masochist who knows what she wants and how to get it would scare the living shit out of you.
..and good luck getting that constipated lion to shit you out a Sean Connery.
Maybe its injured animals are easy prey for predators and the prey quickly succumbs to death and the predator is proud of that ?
And listen Carlos .Is that your name ? Friend of Fisto ? Talking about how “feminist ” talking about rape ? Listen to your friend . If one day you have a daughter /or hell if you have a mother ?? or a sister what would you tell her about a man shouting this proudly .Remember the man is the lion your mother /daughter/sister is the wounded .Would you warn her or would you set them up with him ?
I would like to see your MOTHER be coerced to opening her mouth for some animal (man) to spit in it (drizzling) and you call it “consentual” even after she said NO >your daughter and your sister too .Maybe you niece ?And you to stand up BOLDLY for the lion oops I mean man who did it and say it wasn’t sexual assault .
And men are tired of being looked at “suspected” as potential rapist and they are tired of it . I don’t blame them . You and your friend who you defend aren’t doing any favors for your selves or your fellow men.
Well as others have pointed out if you have hard bumpy things close enough to rub her clit during sex you really, REALLY want to get that looked at by a doctor.
Now gather around while I spread some good old fashion truth. Some women are into being dominated in bed. And brace yourself, so are some men! Some people even take turns being dominated. Wild I know!! /sarcasm off/ If this is what turns you on and you find a willing partner have fun. But if you would like to do this with someone it needs to be talked about ahead of time and the ground rules set up. If not then yes, it is rape. Forcing someone through intimidation, threats and violence to do something they don’t want to do makes it sexual assault.
And kitteh, hot damn! I really like the new picture :)
Good thing I wasn’t drinking then, Sam-I-Was? – it would have been snorted all over my desk!
Thanks about the new pic! Combination of melting hot weather here and thinking about an actual sexy man (aka. polar opposite of MR DRIBBLES) = shirtless pic plz! ;)
lana – LOL Fisto’s fate, eaten by lionesses!
Not all lions are so aggressive, either.
LOOK AT THE LION CUDDLING THE MAN!!! LOOOK AT ITT!!
That guy does the most amazing videos. :)
I think the thing is anyone passed about the age of 12 knows that . Some people like to wear a diaper and take a dump in it and have “mommy’ change the diaper and then nurse the baby .Some people like to rub and eat each others feces .And yeah it “turns them on ” .
That’s not the point. Someone saying “no ” (unless you PREARRANGED the word no is part of the game and you have another word for stop/no) means NO …and saying DO IT! and “making them” through intimidation is assault .
@kittehserf I know! So amazing, I’m so jealous I want to cuddle lions. (just not the one in this dudes story)
If this guy’s story were just really bad erotic fiction it would bother me less, but he’s promoting it as something you should do in the real world in real sexual situations with a real woman because she would enjoy it (even if she said otherwise).
This made me laugh out loud @ work. Glad the one co-worker who heard me was the sort I could explain manboobz too.
Why does he want a woman to fall in love with him and stick around? I thought one-itis was for betas.
Do you have any idea how gross this comment is?
Fuck you.
Because sloppy kissers are always such a turn on (at least not to me – but to each his/her own). Seriously if some dude started slapping me anywhere, he would be getting a slap he probably not like.
It’s cool how lions always seem to want to do that with people they like, front legs wrapped around the neck in a hug. Every time I see that guys videos I find myself wondering how much the lions weight, though, because they come running at him pretty fast. It seems like it would feel like being hit by a big furry motorcycle.
That’s my issue . He is issuing ADVICE . Not (according to him ) telling a made up story. And its described in detail in no uncertain terms if she says no don’t let that stop you . Say DO IT! And continue . And the guys DON”T want to be charged with date rape ?
Great advice dude. Tell other dudes to ignore her when she says no . And how you “win” is “making her” do things she doesn’t want to do . Then when she walks off and goes to the hospital and calls campus police don’t call it “false rape charges.”
Get this word in your head . “no”
Yes now Im using the dictionary because some people think no means something else.
https://dictionary.search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0oG7l3IgdhSOmYAsw1XNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTB0dDE2am52BHNlYwNzYwRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkA1ZJUDM1MV8x?p=no
@cassandra yeah, no kidding and he can’t react much because the lions don’t understand that he isn’t as tough as them.