Dalrock on why men should avoid women who’ve wasted “a lot of courtship” and “used up their most attractive/fertile years.”
Woman with surplus courtship
Dalrock, a manosphere traditionalist with a great love of charts and statistics and other accoutrements of SCIENCE, has managed to figure out a way to stretch “don’t be so picky, ladies, or you’ll get old and ugly and no man will ever want you” out to 1500 words.
Here are a few of them:
Men foot the searching costs in the marriage and sexual marketplace (MMP & SMP). This means bearing most of the risk of rejection and expending the bulk of the resources to facilitate the process of meeting and getting to know one another.
Oh dear. We’re off to a very unpromising start here.
As the ones who bear the costs of courtship, men have a strong incentive to minimize the number of women they court and the overall duration of time spent in the process. However, as the consumers of courtship, women have an incentive to draw the process out as long as possible and to receive courtship from as many men as possible.
Here’s some surveillance footage of an average American woman being courted by several men.
But now — get this — the ladies are waiting longer to marry!
Just think about what this does to the dude navigating the marriage market hoping to “maximize his Pareto efficiency,” if you know what I mean and I think you do.
He needs to manage risk vs reward. When courting, there are two fundamental risks. These are the risk of wasting resources on the wrong women, and the risk of rejection harming the man’s reputation/MMV.
So watch out, ladies, because if you wait too long, guys are going to decide you’re not much of a bargain!
For a man who is managing the risks of courtship outlined above, the age of a woman is very important. The older a woman is, the more likely it is that she is very picky and/or not seriously looking for a husband.
Exactly! Because women never change their mind because they’re, you know, in a different stage of their life or anything.
Older women also are less attractive from a courtship perspective because they have used up more of their most attractive/fertile years, and while their attractiveness for marriage has declined their expectations for courtship have only increased.
This reminds me of that famous joke, you know, where that woman approaches Winston Churchill at a party and says, “Sir, you are drunk.”
And he replies: “And you, Bessie, have used up your most attractive/fertile years. But I shall be sober in the morning, and you will still have used up your most attractive/fertile years.”
That Churchill, what a card!
Consider the 25% of current early thirties White women who still haven’t married; unless they are terminally unattractive an awful lot of courtship has almost certainly been wasted on them.
Are there really a lot of guys who look back on the women they dated in their twenties and think, “boy, I wasted a lot of courtship on those gals! I mean, I wasted nearly 14 courtship on Jessa alone!” (Also, who knew that the women are always the ones to blame when heterosexual couples in their twenties break up?)
They aren’t just bad bets for courtship today, but (in retrospect) they clearly were bad bets for courtship for the last 15 years. …
Put simply, the extended delay of marriage by women has placed marriage minded men in a dilemma; older women are (generally speaking) known bad bets for courtship, but half of early twenties women are also poor bets for courtship.
Well, you could always marry a dude.
There are only two logical ways men can respond to women’s extension of courtship.
Wait, really? Please, please, please, let one of the ways be “marry a dude.”
The first logical choice is to recognize that these women are debasing marriage, and decide to “court” for sex and not marriage.
Damn. Anyway, sexual relationships are fine, but you are aware that there are other kinds of relationships — sorry, “courting” — besides sex and marriage, right?
Ok, we still have one more. Marry a dude. Marry a dude. Marry a dude.
But while “courting” for sex is a logical choice, it is not a moral choice, and we still do see men courting for marriage. For these men, having a fairly low age cutoff makes a great deal of sense.
That’s your, er, “solution?” Marry a teenager? Or a woman at most in her early twenties?
As Dalrock knows, but doesn’t want to believe, those who marry when they’re very young are much more likely to divorce than those who marry when they’re older. For evidence, see this chart, which I found elsewhere on Dalrock’s own blog:
But hope springs eternal for modern misogynistic manospherian marriage market minded men (MMMMMMM).
Posted on November 18, 2013, in a woman is always to blame, evil old ladies, evil sexy ladies, evil women, marriage strike, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, MRA, oppressed white men, patriarchy, playing the victim, reactionary bullshit and tagged marriage strike, misogyny, traditionalism. Bookmark the permalink. 1,428 Comments.
Poodle crosses? The former roommate had an intact male cocker spaniel poodle cross, his mother bought him a purebred poodle, female, unspayed to breed with her purebred. Well, guess what happens when you put two intact dogs together? Two little 75% poodle cuties! The one we kept looked like a tiny rottie with a white goatie. Long wavy fur, toy poodle sized, too smart for his own good. (His brother looked very similar, but his fur was more curls and no goatie, and the cockerpoo had been given to the former roommate when its previous human moved, but she called dibs on his first born once she was back where she could have a dog, so all in all, worked out well)
Yeah, adorkable. Even sorta knew how to waltz, I’d dance around in my best attempt at a proper waltz and he’d try and follow my lead — did well enough he never contacted my feet and I din’t much worry about colliding with him.
@ grumpy cat is a girl
“That Confessions of a Reformed Incel story is very, very nasty.”
Very nasty? What do you mean? Are you agreeing with or insulting the author?
That story it’s actually very true. The most telling part of the story is what happens AFTER the Incel takes hard painful steps to reform himself. Steps which go against female & feminist advice.
“Never take advice from a deer on how to hunt”
That’s how women work. Women are paradox’s. They say one thing. They do another.
This is not sexist nor hateful or racist nor any of the other nonsense spewed on this hateful, God awful website.
.. it’s just reality. It is, what it is..
That’s rich, coming from the guy rage-frothing at unmarried women and any woman who happens to be in his vicinity at the grocery store.
So, Mikey, if you know so much about women, why aren’t you married yet?
First off, it’s paradoxes. You’re using the possessive form of an abstract concept. Women do not belong to paradox. Second, and I know this is going to fall on deaf ears, as you’re just not very bright, but, evidence? Pro-tip: random guy’s story on Internet does not qualify as evidence.
Mikey the Semi-Literate Lawyer strikes again!
Must be all that beach sand getting in his ears and messing up his mighty man brain.
He totes went to law school, you guys.
Michael, I for one must say thank you. When my children were little they would argue a point into the ground even if they were wrong and especially if they had to make shit up to support their view. Your posts definitely remind me of times gone past.
So troll on good sir, if nothing else you’ve brought a smile to my face. Mind you I’m sure to dissolve into dust at any moment according to your view of women but I’ll go smiling.
I feel very sorry for the judges who have to listen to his “arguments.”
Michael,
Women are not prey and men are not predators. Women are not paradoxes, we are people. Holy clusterfuck Batman, why is that so hard for you dim little shitcakes to understand? People who desire one another voluntarily seek each other out and get together. If you think of women in the same way a hunter thinks of a deer, you’re a tool.
Is anyone else reminded of the temporal pair of socks from Bravest Warriors? :)
Sam-I-Am’s unreasonable toddler analogy works, but only if the toddler is drunk.
“YOU CANT HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO”
*woman does literally anything*
“IMPOSSIBLE! PARADOOOXXXX!”
I would say there was a bit of stoner philosophy going on too (women are, like, a total paradox, dude), but Mikey is way too high-strung.
I mean on the one hand they kind of look like people and they’re allowed to vote and stuff, right? But on the other hand, they’re women! Women who don’t seem to understand how impressed they should be by my condo at the beach. I ask you, is that not totally confusing?
See, they’re a paradox.
It’s the Mikey paradox. The more he talks about how great he is, the better being single looks.
Wait, that’s not a paradox. That’s just common sense.
I suspect it’d be a waste of weed if Mikey ever tried it. Can you imagine him mellowing out? I can’t. He’d try it and then start sceaming THIS WEED IS NO GOOD IT’S TOO OLD IT DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I HATE WEED IT’S A PARADOX’SARGHLEHWARBLE
I’m confused at how this stuff isn’t racist:
Maybe this is him stoned and without it he’d be even more excitable?
Still think he’s drunk commenting, though. At not quite 3:30 in California.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck if this is Mikey stoned …
I like the way he’s still looking for someone in her twenties as he hits 32, 42, 52 …not happening, dude. Even if you’re slammed with a dose of self-awareness, decency and personality, it’s not going to happen. Though of course if you did get hit with all those, you wouldn’t be chasing young women as if they’re things you should have as a natural right.
Says the hateful awful racist sexist. Excuse us if we don’t believe anything you say. [mic drop]
It’s always people who have confusing, impossible standards who think women are confusing and impossible.
Mikey thinks women shouldn’t sleep with “losers”, but he hates the women that ignored him in college because he was “poor”(which is BS, you spoiled rich brat).
He thinks men are meant to fuck loads of young women, but if a young woman fucks men she’s a slut and no one wants her. But if she fucks no one, who are those “peak” men supposed to fuck?
He thinks women should marry under 30, but if they do they were “wasting their time”, since all men hate 30 year old women, and will dump them once they get a wrinkle.
If Mikey thinks women shouldn’t sleep with losers, he should be happy, ‘cos nobody’s likely to be sleeping with him anytime soon, unless he pays them from that splendid totes true lawyer’s salary.
On the other hand, Mikey’s yet another who thinks “loser” or “jerk” means “every man but me”.
Still, Mikey and his kind serve a couple of purposes: they give us something to point and laugh at here, and they’re constant reminders of those of us in happy relationships that we’re not stuck with bitter, stupid men like them.
But SPINSTERS! Don’t you realize that this one word renders everything you say invalid? SPINSTERS!!!!!!!!!!
(I’m just waiting for him to call Auggz a spinster, then this thread will be complete.)
True, because even being married doesn’t save you from being a SPINSTER!
@ David Futile
“Fun fact: Michael’s story (the one posted in the comments at Dalrock) is listed in the sidebar of the Red Pill subreddit, as the ultimate “women are terrible so you better become an alpha asshole” testimonial.”
I honestly don’t know what your talking about. It’s on DALROCK. I did NOT post anything on Reddit or any site which is sexist .
Besides what’s your story David? What’s up with this blog? What’s your motivation for this forum?Are you just here to support whatever women define for you as correct or are you just the Urban Dictionary’s Definition of a Cuckhold? Which is it? Just wondering..
@Michael
Gee Mikey, I wonder what’s nasty about that story? Maybe this part (warning for violence):
All that because he hadn’t had sex in 12 years, well boo-fucking-hoo, that’s no reason to wish violence and death on people you asshole. All these “nice guys”, you included, fail to see that the real problem with them is that THEY AREN’T NICE! They’re awful, awful people, and they should be ashamed of themselves.
I’m going to guess that part of the reason he hasn’t had sex in 12 years is that most women would prefer not to be alone with someone who fantasizes about slicing their face up.
*woman tries to make him feel better*
*wants to mutilate her face*
Run lady! Run!
Hmmm, so what does that mean a lifelong virgin could do to him, on his scale of violence?
There wouldn’t be much left of him afterward.
@ auggzilliary AKA low IQ, uneducated, tax-the-rich, socialist, envious, low income, easily brainwashed, self loathing, overweight, SPINSTER
-How does it feel to have accusations thrown at you? I’m sure more than a few of those stick if by none other than than association.
“Mikey thinks women shouldn’t sleep with “losers”, but he hates the women that ignored him in college because he was “poor”(which is BS, you spoiled rich brat).”
-I hated their behavior. I hated what they did. How they lowered themselves. I hated the fact I would “judge” (and we all do it weather you admit it or not) girls as special, unique, good people, girlfriend material, possible future wife, only for them to prove me wrong again, and again.
“He thinks men are meant to fuck loads of young women, but if a young woman fucks men she’s a slut and no one wants her.”
Again. It’s the APEX Fallacy. Men and women are NOT the same. Men and women are NOT equal. Please allow me to waste my breath explaining to you SPINSTER: Men are biologically programed and genetically predetermined to “fuck loads of young women” AKA spread the seed. The are billions of sperm. There is only ONE egg. WOMEN ARE THE GATEKEEPERS OF SEX. There have been millions of articles written about “if a guy sleeps around he’s a stud but if a women does it she is a slut! and I’m not going over them. I don’t support guys or girls being sluts but women who sleep around ARE SLUTS. That’s how it is and always will be you old expired SPINSTER.
“But if she fucks no one, who are those “peak” men supposed to fuck?””
-Peak men fuck peak women or whoever else they can. There is a feminist writer named “Susan Walsh” who writes a blog called “hooking up smart”. One of the topics covered is a study about how 20% of men at a University are fucking 80% of the women. This sample is similar across all college campuses and it was dam similar in my college. Women were part of “soft harems” and getting passed around while (it would appear based on the study) the majority EQUALITY QUALIFIED guys like myself went starving. Again – you don’t know how men think or FEEL and you don’t care! But the facts are these women SPENT THEIR YOUTH and now, based on the statistics on Dalrock (all stats have a bibliography/references you can see them yourselves I’ m not going to bother answering the other women’s questions – even if I did she would just deny the validity of the statistics or label them as sexist or some other “ist” – sound familiar to you Auggzillary the IDIOT SPINSTER?”.
“He thinks women should marry under 30, but if they do they were “wasting their time”, since all men hate 30 year old women, and will dump them once they get a wrinkle.”
WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.
If the majority of women married during the peak of their youth and fertility as they did during the 1950’s the divorce rate would go DOWN. Most men, good men, have something called “Wife Goggles” (quoted by another commenter on Dalrock’s website).
To quote Howard Stern (who’s wife divorced HIM) ending from his movie “Private Parts” regarding the constant pussy thrust in his lap everyday which always comes with fame and fortune:
“”You know, I could get this girl. I know I could get her. And this is the hell that’s my life. I mean, think about it. What would it be like to have sex with her? It would be amazing. But Im not going to act on it. You know why? Because Id be a schmuck. No, because I love Alison. She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know? You gotta respect that. I think you have to respect that. You have to respect that.””
Do you understand NOW? you entitled past your expiration date bet all my chips on the wrong Horses, used up SPINSTERS?
Hm? Idiots? Hm? No? Then say hello to the back of my hand..
Most women probably react to him roughly the same way they react to the, um, let’s say “family” in The Hills Have Eyes.
Calvin is literally the first character that came to mind when I read this part of the comment.
Cassandra, the thread is complete. I’m apparently an 18 year old SPINSTER.
Augzz, did no one tell you that you are supposed to marry the first 32 year old that comes a-courtin’?
I knew it would happen eventually. You go with your SPINSTER fixation, hilariously pissy dude.
Maybe editing would be a good idea, though. Remember that comedic skits work best if they’re short!
Wow, that’s the strangest collection of random insults.
Welcome to today’s edition of Biology for Clueless Dudes. Today we will discuss women’s egg. Not eggs, egg. They only get one, you see, which is why it’s very important that they never leave the house, because they need to guard the egg.
Well, Mikey, if we’re the gatekeepers, then sucks to be you, because you’re not gonna be getting past any gates. We don’t owe you sex and you can’t actually make anyone have sex with you unless you’re planning on being (or already are) a rapist.
Such a strange, sad little man you are.
Cuckold, Mikey. Not “cuckhold.”
And Howard Stern does not equal peer reviewed research.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You hate women because they won’t sleep with you. We already know this. Why do you keep repeating it?
There’s no such thing.
You are quite stupid, aren’t you? Just because you say something IN ALL CAPS doesn’t make it true. You need to post links to peer-reviewed research. Peer reviewed research. Do you even know what that is?
What study? Link the citation, you moron!
Why are you so afraid to link the studies? Is it because there is no studies? Link the studies, you moron!
Cassandra wins. He just referred to auggzillary as a “SPINSTER.”
Please note that an 18 year old is “expired”. Thanks for admitting you’re a pedo, Mikey.
Apparently he is also a cannibal. Is there no end to this man’s perversion?
Well Cassandra, to the best of my knowledge neither of my children hit the alcohol but the youngest had a habit of grabbing the coffee of anyone who left it unprotected. Nothing quite like trying to talk down a 3 yr old who is tweaking from too much caffeine.
To Michael & all of the MRA who post these stories as motivation. Do you not see why this is scaring aware good women? Telling me that you want to slice my face up does NOT make we want to spread my legs for you! Telling someone you want to cause harm to them because you think your life was worse if one of the fastest ways to get your self blocked!
@ Cassandra’s Kitty
She is not 18. Nobody 18 could be that stupid and brainwashed…
Unless things are actually WORSE in this society.then I’ve imagined in my worst nightmares…
Eeeek!
Neither feminist nor smart. Discuss.
@Michael
That’s because you’re an asshole. You cling to an outdated, sexist, dehumanizing ideal of what a woman should be, and when you learned that women like to have sex, that they like to have fun, that they’re human, and that they want something more from a romantic partner than someone who is vaguely “nice” at them, you blame them for not conforming to your unrealistic fantasy.
You’re not a quality man, you’re a bitter, ignorant jerk.
Mikey: how did I put my chips on the wrong horse and end up a SPINSTER if I’m MARRIED?
DID you KNOW that when you randomly CAPITALIZE words IT makes you look SUPER RIGHT and NOT AT ALL unhinged and ILLITERATE ? It’s TRUE! ARGLEBARGLE! SPINSTER! THE mutha fuckin BEACH!
You’re not qualified to have sex with anyone, Mikey. You’re hardly even qualified to be a human, though I’m pretty sure no other species would have you. Why would anyone want to have sex with someone who hates them? You’re more than unattractive, you’re laughably gross on screen and probably completely repulsive in person – and no, I’m not talking about your looks. You could be incredibly handsome and you’d still be repulsive, with your attitudes.
The joke’s on you, sonny.
I’m not low income. I’m upper middle class, as I’ve said. God you are one spoiled brat.
Why the hell would any woman care? You say women are sluts if they sleep with lots of men, but then you expect them to spread their legs to any man who says “you’re special”?
– that’s not the Apex fallacy, and no one gives two shits about the Apex fallacy here.
– [citation needed] for the “programming”. Saying it’s common doesn’t mean it’s genetic. Also I don’t see why a few “sluts” would harm the species.
– ONE egg? More like 300,000 at least. Jesus Christ did you even attend high school? http://www.cledp.com/egg-donor-101/how-many-eggs-are-you-born-with-and-your-future-fertility.html
– going against nature =/= immoral. You’re typing about how women are sluts for going against nature on a goddam computer ffs.
-Again, common =/= natural, and natural =/= immoral.
-Oh I see. You didn’t get picked. Obviously you weren’t of quality then, don’t argue with women’s natural desires, OK?
-No I don’t care about some spoiled, racist, sexist, man child’s FEELings.
-You’ve totally ignored David’s facts.
Screech screech screech…
Of course, there’s no other reason for the lower divorce rate. It’s not like no fault divorce wasn’t legal. Please, citations, have them. Legit ones, not some internet commenter.
Why is divorce bad? I’m still curious.
You do realize that I’m 18, right?
Um, adorable threat. You are pretty much the epitome of Internet Tough Guy.
What happens if a SPINSTER rents a condo on the beach? SPINSTERCEPTION?
Mikey is mad because no woman wanted to waste her egg on him.
Nobody tell Mikey that women are born with a couple million EGGS. Not just ONE.
He took his cake metaphors too literally. Mikey, the women folk are NOT FOR EATING.
To be fair, he does seem to have decided to offer himself up to us as a human cappuccino with extra foam.
Also, Mikey, you still haven’t answered my question. You said a woman who dated you in her 20’s and planned to marry her was “wasting her time on ME”. So how are women supposed to not be SPINSTERS if they can’t get married at 30, and if they can’t keep a marriage past 30?
Well of course that’s impossible. Women can only earn money by marrying people like Michael.
Since Mikey is both stupid and lazy, I went ahead and googled Susan Walsh’s article on the whole 80/20 thing on her blog “Hooking Up Smart.” She actually says the exact opposite of what Mikey claims she says:
http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2010/09/14/hookinguprealities/sex-and-the-pareto-principle/
Because they’re all supposed to find over-thirty dudes the minute they hit twenty, auggz! You can’t expect MIKEY to waste his precious youth marrying and settling down … that’s just for women. MIKEY’s supposed to be off fucking innumerable women, who presumably then become sluts who’re doomed to be SPINSTERS, because no other decent fellow will want them.
MIKEY’s plan only makes sense in that usual MRA fashion of “all women are required to stay 20-year-old virgins until I choose to fuck them”.
“Are you just here to support whatever women define for you as correct or are you just the Urban Dictionary’s Definition of a Cuckhold? Which is it? ”
Because if you even agree with a woman at any time, not matter what you’re agreeing about, you’re automatically a cuckhold.
“There have been millions of articles written about “if a guy sleeps around he’s a stud but if a women does it she is a slut! and I’m not going over them. I don’t support guys or girls being sluts but women who sleep around ARE SLUTS. ”
Uhh what “studies”? You mean PUAs writing their shitty self-published e-books? Also, sperm and eggs have nothing to do with whether men and women are sluts. If women are going out hooking up they are the ones pursuing, I guess they are the hunters then. Women and men aren’t sperm or eggs.
You want to use Howard Stern as a shining example of why women should marry? That’s laughable, whether he actually stuck his penis inside women while he was married is irrelevant since he objectified them in the most repulsive manner on his radioshow. How does that not make him a schmuck?
Where’s cloudiah? The tale of the 18 year old spinster deserves a place in the Manboobz hall of fame.
Also apparently a BMI of 21 is overweight now. Wow Mikey, jealous much?
I like how he brought in this story of his awful poverty, like “when I was at law school, I had to drive the same car I had in HIGH SCHOOL, and I had to EAT PASTA, and have a JOB”.
When when people call him a spoiled brat, he starts off whining about how they’re all socialist, low class, and “tax the rich”.
Speaking of which, I have a new idea. Everytime Mikey says SPINSTER, he gets an extra tax. Boom, all our economic problems solved for the next 50 years.
Michael,
You’re threatening strange women (one of them a teen) with violence and you think you’re a quality man? You’re just an enraged, jealous, self-deluded, no account misogynist and you aren’t fit to kiss the feet of the people your squawking at.
Some of us are single. Some of us are not. We have different hobbies. We have different backgrounds. We have different genders. We’re different ages and from different places. What we all have in common is that we all find you repellent, dishonest and stupid.
You keep barking doom and gloom and we keep telling you that we’re just fine and your “concerns” are bullshit. No one here would trade places with you for all the houses on the beach.
Oh.. and Dave’s purpose for the site is listed at the very top of the home page. It is to mock misogynists like you and he’s good at it. See, you aren’t the Obi Wan here to enlighten the silly ladyfolk and their confuzzled allies. You’re the entertainment. You’re the butt of the joke and you play your part well.
@ Shrill Shrieking Spinster AKA kittehserf
“Well, Mikey, if we’re the gatekeepers, then sucks to be you, because you’re not gonna be getting past any gates. We don’t owe you sex”
Actually your wrong. :)
Oh, so very wrong. :) Thank you MRM :)
And by the way you almost made me throw up all over my keyboard. For a second I imagined the words “my gates” instead of “any gates”. You FOOL.
Women don’t “owe” anyone sex. They “owe” it to themselves, society and the future babies of this world do do the right thing. It’s that simple. When you ignore winners, when you say the nice guy is a creep and the creep is the nice guy, when you fuck 50 losers, become a single mother, or beat the odds and marry an innocent victim at 30 before your looks slide off a cliff, initiate divorce, falsely accuse men of stalking or domestic violence, take half or more of his assets, extort him for child support and alimony, so can you dress up in trendy clothes, buy 100 pairs of shoes, get a bod job and and PRETEND than you’re a “successful independent women”, all your doing is hurting nice guys, stealing from taxpayers, greasing the wheels of the corrupt legal system, ruining children’s lives, rewarding evil and proving women’s equality is a mistake..
“you can’t actually make anyone have sex with you unless you’re planning on being (or already are) a rapist.””
I don’t need to “make” anyone have sex with me. Least of all my girlfriend. Perhaps you missed that part while you were busy seeing what you wanted to see. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. And if I / the guys who you are lumping in with me on this forum did not:
[link to escort ad removed --DF]
I would never personally do this. Again – I would never personally do this. However link shuts down your idiotic blathering above. Because of women like you and the degradation of our morals and culture; things have gotten so bad now, Feminism has been so destructive to women, men, children, family and society, there was actually a mathematician who showed that HIRING ESCORTS ON A REGULAR BASIS IS CHEAPER THAN GETTING DIVORCED.
Again. Before you run your mouth – I would never personally do this. But I’m just saying…
Now begone SPINSTER.
You guys are going to make Mikey cry if you keep this up. There is only so much reality that a poor MRA can take until his fantasy world comes crashing down.
If he does have money, I’m thinking trust-fund baby.
::applauds leatapp::
Robert Ramirez – ooh, you think so? Mikey crying into his keyboard would be fun.
I actually giggled at the “back of hand” threat. He probably punched his screen where my avatar was. Didn’t your dad ever tell you it wasn’t fair to hit the cartoon kitty with glasses?
“Also apparently a BMI of 21 is overweight now.”
Well I guess despite my age I don’t have a chance of nabbing myself a super ALPHA like Mikey, might as well get out the wool and start spinning.
I wonder how MIkey plans to hit people via the internet, not least the ones with the odd ocean or continent between them? I’ve heard of knuckle-dragging but that would take really long arms.
People are dropping all sorts of truth bombs in this thread. Myoo also said awesome things.
I think Mikey was attempting a “talk to the hand!”, but of course he got it backwards, because he’s Mikey.