My Seed Is Gold: A Saruman-esque Dramatic Reading

Saruman contemplating his Holy Yogurt

Saruman contemplating his Holy Yogurt

The dude who reads ridiculous man rants on the Internet in a voice vaguely resembling that of legendary actor Christopher Lee as Saruman has brought us all a little gift this morning: A nearly ten-minute dramatic reading of “My Seed is Liquid Fucking Gold” by LaidNYC.

Now all we need to do is to convince the dude who does those True Facts videos to do one.

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Posted on September 6, 2013, in alpha males, awesome, laidnyc, misogyny, precious bodily fluids, PUA. Bookmark the permalink. 72 Comments.

  1. Hey so the thread is dead, long live the thread and all, but I just figured that this would be the most appropriate place to share my grand vision of LIQUID FUCKING GOLD… (by “grand vision” I mean “bit out of Oglaf that I played with in GIMP,” but still)

  2. And out of context it isn’t gross! Nicely done!

    Let’s see, it recent history I have the lineage of…

    Postal workers
    Alcoholics (and assorted undiagnosised crazies, genes which my nuts ass got [pun intended])
    Legal clerks // secretaries // everything else that needed done
    Health insurance processors (the people you call with issues)
    Blacksmiths
    Military
    Seamstresses
    TV repair (w00t for learning to fix electronics when I was young! [and how to sew])
    Homemakers
    Immigrants who never learned English but some how got by anyways
    Miners

    My generation of cousins we’ve got a plumber (my brother), a fashion designer, teacher (former military, GI bill education), lactation counsellor, real estate agent, legal clerk. And my assorted arts and aquatics.

    Go back a millennium and I’ve lineages of English nobility. So I win! (English records are awesome sauce where nobility is concerned, gotta ensure the barons and lords are legit after all)

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