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Pickup guru and raving racist Heartiste warns his followers of the impending Whitepocalypse

So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.
So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.

Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.

Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”

This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.

Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.

You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?

Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.

God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.

Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.

Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is.  And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.

Naturally, in the comments,  some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.

everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:

I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.

cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:

I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.

This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade

Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that

the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.

With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.

Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.

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Falconer
11 years ago

I’m realizing that with disability, I actually have a future again. I can actually make plans for moving our life forward, instead of just treading water as painlessly as I can. Heck, with some forethought, I could maybe even go to art school! (Though I likely won’t.) It’s such a warm, opening experience.

Oh, I think it’s raining. Look, my face is wet.

But you’re inside —

Shhhh. It’s raining.

Falconer
11 years ago

Oh, was it World Cat Day yesterday?

I’m sorry, I was off celebrating International Day of the Female Orgasm. Unfortunately videos of that aren’t very appropriate, so allow me to second the SQUEE over the kitty.

Malitia
Malitia
11 years ago

It was World Cat Day yesterday? I thought every day is a World Cat Day (especially Caturdays) and admit only linking the kitty to share the squee. ^^;

Also boring troll is boring. (I caught up with the tread.) But at least no wall of texts this time.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Oh, was it World Cat Day yesterday?

I’m sorry, I was off celebrating International Day of the Female Orgasm. Unfortunately videos of that aren’t very appropriate, so allow me to second the SQUEE over the kitty.

It was the Day of Ultimate Misandry, that’s what it was.

Falconer
11 years ago

It was the Day of Ultimate Misandry, that’s what it was.

Wrist braces were invented by an MRA.

Oudeis
Oudeis
11 years ago

@ cloudiah

You laugh, but one day the vicious reflection-corgis will rise out of their watery prison and you will look down and shout “save us” and that corgi will say “arf.”

grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

“He seemed like a perfectly nice guy (like the real GC, who’s said to be a sweetie,) but his face at rest was naturally frowny, and he had big eyes and a very snub nose. I thought it very fitting that I saw him on World Cat Day”

🙂

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: moviebuff2

Not Uranus, please David. I’m an Aquarian and I don’t want my favorite planet defiled.

Quoth the husband, “Of course! It’s my favorite heavenly body!”

RE: Falconer

I’m sorry, I was off celebrating International Day of the Female Orgasm.

Also quoth the husband, “That’s my favorite holiday!”

But yeah, regarding disability… if it really does come in, I don’t have to assume homelessness as my default setting! I don’t have to worry about trading desperately-needed sanity points for money to afford a roof! I can reenter the workforce at a slow, gentle pace for me, without constantly having the spectre of destitution hovering at my back. I now longer have to treat food, housing, and other things as a, “Pick two,” scenario!

I don’t know how to deal with the concept of such wealth. I just kind of assumed I would be like this forever.

katz
11 years ago

Given that the Voight-Kampff primarily tests emotional responses, it’s right out.

Robert
Robert
11 years ago

Hyena Girl – exactly what I was thinking.

LBT – while our paths have been different, as an SSDI recipient I welcome you. Hope it gets better.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

You guys just know that at the end of the month, it’ll have turned out they just approved our paperwork or something, and just means that now the next six-month-long process will start or something.

But still… ZOMG ZOMG WINDOWS. ZOMG ZOMG.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
11 years ago

Feminists have never been about real equality, but rather equality absent responsibility.

Of course, it is feminists who argue in favor of “paper abortions” where moms can decide they want no responsibility for their own children and they can decide to stop giving them food, clothing, and shelter. Oops, how silly of me, it is the MRA’s who want that right for fathers! It’s the MRA’s who want fathers to pay no child support and do none of the caregiving, but have the final say on how the children are raised.

Okay, maybe you mean that feminists want to take away men’s right to vote, but still want men to do 2/3 of the world’s work, produce half of the world’s food, but earn only 10% of the world’s income and own less than 1% of the world’s property. Oops, my mistake again. It’s the exact opposite!

Oh, you’re actually referring to all of those feminists who don’t want girls or women to have access to an education or career opportunities so that they will be forced to be financially dependent on men. Darn it, once again, I’m mistaken. It’s actually MRA’s who argue for that.

You need to help me out here, Good, because I just can’t figure out how feminists want women to have equality without responsibility.

Also, if anyone wants to make a wager, my bet is that if he answers, it will either be something about “paper abortions” or a boring rant about lifeboats.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: thebionicmommy

You give Good too much credit. He’ll probably just respond with something borderline incoherent and unrelated to your comment, if he does at all. Or that women don’t do anything and those stats are all false.

Good
Good
11 years ago

I’m going to be kind here and assume that you’re probably too young to know any better and certainly not old enough to have forgotten this stuff.

I’m old enough to know that the mature way to discuss anything is to address the subject, not the person. The below link is a good example of what I the point I was making; that feminists want equal rights only to the extent that it doesn’t get in the way of women’s special protections:

http://nationalprogressive.blogspot.com/2012/05/feminist-case-against-era.html

AVM fully supports the ERA:

http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/activism/entering-a-new-era/

Falconer
11 years ago

Good, I’m sorry, probably it’s just me, I’m trying to follow your argument, really, but I don’t understand why the corncob pipes absolutely must be manufactured by wombats. Wouldn’t koalas do it just as well?

Good
Good
11 years ago

“good example of the point I was making”, since grammar trolling is so popular here.

Falconer
11 years ago

“good example of the point I was making”, since grammar trolling is so popular here.

Yeah, but, what distinctives exactly do moose have to leverage?

katz
11 years ago

Just remember, a capybara is not a suitable substitute for a ferret. The ability to squeeze through tight spaces is essential.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

But if tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

katz
11 years ago

And baby food?

cloudiah
11 years ago

Yeah, but, what distinctives exactly do moose have to leverage?

This link proves that everything I’ve said is right, and everything you’ve said is wrong:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove,33427/

grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

Also, capybaras have bad grammar, so it’s imperative that they be trolled for at least five days.

grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

The mature way to discuss anything is to address the capybaras as the subjects, not as the capybaras.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: katz

Banana. Definitely banana.

cloudiah
11 years ago

I’m robust enough to know that the manipulative way to hunt rabid unicorns is to peel the cigarette, not the torch. This is a good example of what I the point I was making; that cavemen want furtive camels only to the extent that it doesn’t get in the way of golfers’ disruptive libraries.

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