So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.
Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.
Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”
This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.
Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.
You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?
Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.
God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.
Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.
Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is. And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.
Naturally, in the comments, some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.
everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:
I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.
cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:
I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.
This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade
Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that
the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.
With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.
Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.
QFBS
Schwyzer, being someone who tried to murder his ex girlfriend, is not really a feminist.
Talk about projection.
Pecunium, you GOT this, man. LOL.
Dunno, he just has grudge-wank written all over him.
Tell that to Mark Minter. Oh wait, he wasn’t a REAL MRA. Just another Mangina.
@cobra commander
I have no clue what to make of this sentence? Eat each other? Not literally I hope
Guys, help me out here. I feel like my troll: reality translator hasn’t been working as well as of late :/
Actually most of us hate/dislike Schwyzer because of the many, many shittying things he’s said/ done. Someone else can link but I’m too lazy. Plus I try to avoid him whenever possible, seeing as he’s a shitstain.
Also, mras may (huge may there) see each other as human, but they certainly don’t see anyone else as. (pro tip: read the damn article you’re commenting on, and it’s huge huge amounts of racism quoted in it.
Taking the shermer accusation w/ a grain of salt. There’s a cabal of feminist second-raters in the skeptical movement who have been looking to depose the A-listers like Shermer. Looks like they’re finally playing the final hand.
@Cobra
Are you saying we should just believe whatever you say because you think there is a secret feminist cabal running around?
Please provide evidence of this amazing accusation, because otherwise i am forced to take it with an entire shaker of salt. By which I mean I dont believe you.
Well, herp my derp. A conspiracy theorist.
You don’t know much about the manosphere, do you? Was the reaction to Minter getting engaged “looking after our own”?
Of course you’d take the Shermer accusation with a grain of salt. A woman told of her rape, of course it can’t be true.
Go read the Pharyngula thread. I dare you to make the same old, same old claims there. You want eaten alive, that’s what’ll happen to you.
A woman told of her rape, of course it can’t be true.
Myers CLAIMS a woman told of her rape.
Myers has an agenda. He wants to replace Shermer and the other A-listers.
Coincidence?
Um…. that is not really evidence
Yeah, I have made it clear before that I am a hardcore feminist, am unapologetic and totally open about the fact that I’ve been traumatized, don’t generally trust men unless they prove themselves trustworthy, etc. — but even *I* don’t dislike Hugo **because he’s a man**.
I dislike Hugo because he’s a manipulative asshole who’s been profiteering off of women’s suffering while appropriating mental illness and using it as a shield to excuse his poor behavior (which has ranged from “cheating on his wife” to “abusing his power to sleep with students” to “TRYING TO KILL HIS EX (who had probably just been raped by another man)”). Did I mention he’s also been making money off of this? I did. He’s been making money off of this, on top of grooming people who desperately want to believe in the redemption narrative he peddles into defending him and giving him emotional support.
(I don’t dislike *any* man simply “because he’s a man”; it has a lot more to do with socialized behavior, except that’s way too complex for MRA-level understanding.)
@cobra commander
Um…um…when I stop laughing maybe I’ll be able to coordinate my thoughts here.
Conspiracy theory much?
ps, use ” ” these features when you quote people. Makes it a little more clear 😉
All I knew about him back then was that he had written books about skepticism and atheism. He did a talk about the book Why People Believe Weird Things. My ex and I were part of a group that went to a bar with him afterwards, and he just chatted and laughed with everyone. He bought me and the ex drinks and seemed like a nice guy. It just goes to show how insightful and true the Slavering Beast post is.
I read a lot of comments over there at pharyngula. There was some rape apologists and victim blamers, but it looked like the regulars handled them very well.
@Cobra, you seem to be the only one here getting a kick out of that meltdown.
Cobra Commander (he’s in charge of his penis?) is kinda incoherent, isn’t he? I just got back from Happy Hour with friends, though, so maybe it’s me.
Go read the Pharyngula thread. I dare you to make the same old, same old claims there. You want eaten alive, that’s what’ll happen to you.
Don’t want to ruffle their feathers.
That should read “abusing his power *in order to* sleep with students.” No prof should be given the power to sleep with students.
@cloudiah
it’s not just you. I don’t follow him either.
Cloudiah,
Pffsh. We all know feminists don’t have friends. We all know you were just at happy hour with your cats. LOL.
Cobra Commander, I’m pretty sure they don’t have feathers.
I mean, they’re not David, who is all animals and all animals are him.
The plebes at “pharngyula” have their idol. Not going to ruin that.
Alice,
I wish my cats had been at Happy Hour. I think they would have enjoyed the tapas.
1) seconding the idea that he’s going to use mental illness, and how he’s now medicated, as his next redemption story. And I’m preemptively pissed because I’d really prefer the “bipolar people are not responsible for their actions, they just need to be medicated” die in a fire. Preferably one fueled by lithium salts (I neither know, nor care, if that’s valid chemistry)
2) pecunium, we hate men, sorry, you’ll have to go. But I can come with you half~ the time 🙂
3) the Hugo. Faking. Schwyzer. is a royal shitstain link — http://arewomenhuman.me/2012/02/21/on-hugo-schwyzer-accountability-not-silencing-dissent/
…auto correct decided whatever I typed fucking as was supposed to be “faking”, I’m leaving it.
Little snakey thinks he’d ruffle their feathers at Pharyngula?
ROFL yeah, right. They’d have you for a fairly meagre breakfast, sonny.
could you please leave us alone, then? My idol is a peaceful thread, and your pooping in it is ruining it.
Anyone else smell a particular sock who can’t handle quoting?
DING DING DING
Pell?
Okay, so what I’m getting from this is that the commenters at Pharyngula are not from the patrician class in ancient Rome.
I agree?
@Argenti Aertheri
But we get you the other half of the time right? =D
@Argenti
Dang, I dont remember.
@Kittehserf
I hope it is pell XD
Who will email the mighty ferret-lord?
@Argenti Aertheri
Maybe. But idk my trolls well.
“Pffsh. We all know feminists don’t have friends. We all know you were just at happy hour with your cats. LOL.”
HAHAHA!
Goof: I’m old enough to know that the mature way to discuss anything is to address the subject, not the person.
Says the dude who pretends I used ad hominem, and uses this phrase to duck the questions.
Just did.
Let all ferret-blessings be upon us.
Little snakey thinks he’d ruffle their feathers at Pharyngula?
ROFL yeah, right. They’d have you for a fairly meagre breakfast, sonny.
what is this stupid shit? Being really mad doesn’t mean you’re a good debater, “sonny”. Go take rhetoric, idiot.
Told you so.
And I will have you know that I am not bonding with my cat atm. Instead I am looking at a blog full of pics of people randomly passed out in the street, because apparently some people get a little too happy during happy hour.
I might actually be drunk.
How many whiskey sours make a person drunk?
I seriously doubt PZ thinks this could end Shermer’s career. He has spent enough time dealing with misogynist asshole atheists to know that their are a lot of people out there who won’t care and some who will probably support Shermer even more now. Also is Shermer really A list I have only heard of him a couple of times and it was always in relation to sexual harassment.
i am like, dying from the irony here
The person who calls women “babycakes” dislikes being called “sonny.” I’m shocked!!
Ah, I see another one of those totally original “having emotions means you’re a bad debater” debates. Classy. Next tell us we’re PMSing. Nobody’s done that before.
Also, why is sonny in scare quotes? I must know. This is urgent.
Snake Shouter: Don’t want to ruffle their feathers.
Ah… such a brave man. They are attacking a man you value (why? because he’s a useful tool in your fulminations about teh EVUL WIMMNZ!). So you come here to abuse them.
That’s some courage of your convictions.
WAIT HE USED THE QUOTES ON SONNY WHY CAN HE NOT USE THEM ON THE ACTUAL LINES HE QUOTES FROM PEOPLE?
Checkmate
feministsPELL?For the record, CassandraSays, I did not randomly pass out on the street.
I walked 2.5 miles home, drunk, and I am now sitting on my couch, drunkenly commenting on Man Boobz.
While watching old X-Files episodes, which is one of my drunken pastimes.
But that wouldn’t make for a very good blog.
We actually had a really interesting discussion about “creeps” at Happy Hour, but I think I’m too drunk to do it justice.
cloudiah — depends on your weight, over what time you drank them, full or empty stomach, general tolerance and a host of other things. Generally speaking, two within an hour will put you over the legal limit, I’d say 3 to be good and properly drunk. But I can drink [pecunium’s vodka]
“While watching old X-Files episodes, which is one of my drunken pastimes.”
Personally, I enjoy a little drunk knitting from time to time.
I am definitely over the legal limit.
I had to school the bartender, nicely, on how to make a good whiskey sour. The first one he made was SWEET. Terrible. But he made me another, free of charge, that was much better. And by the 3rd he was a fucking pro.