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Pickup guru and raving racist Heartiste warns his followers of the impending Whitepocalypse

So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.
So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.

Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.

Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”

This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.

Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.

You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?

Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.

God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.

Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.

Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is.  And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.

Naturally, in the comments,  some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.

everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:

I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.

cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:

I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.

This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade

Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that

the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.

With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.

Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.

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Fade
11 years ago

I was talking about you. You saying that AVFM wasn’t homophobic because they had gay contributers.

Marie
11 years ago

Cant. stop. laughing.

Holy hell I don’t think good read anything anyone said.

Dude, we don’t hate white men. XD Wtf? I have no idea what you’re on. Is this even a response to something? can anyone speak troll better than me? I swear the point just changed…

DAVID I NEVER REALIZED YOU WERE A WHITE DUDE? DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO STOP READING YOUR BLOG? PLEASE SAY NO. I LOVE YOUR BLOG.

/and we can all tell it’s past marie’s bedtime.

Alice
Alice
11 years ago

Actually David is two ferrets in a cat suit.

Didn’t you know?

Marie
11 years ago

@Alice

then I guess I don’t have to feel bad about reading his blog.

As a feminist.

XD

cloudiah
11 years ago

Actually David is two ferrets in a cat suit.

Yeah, but they’re white, straight ferrets.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: Good

You realize I’m a gay man, right? You think I don’t know homophobia when I see it? I’m in no hurry to join AVFM.

Fade
11 years ago

@Cloudiah

I googled “straight white ferrets” when I saw your comment in hopes of finding some nice accompanying pictures, and then my sister asked me what I was doing, so I had to answer honestly.

“Google searching ‘straight white ferrets'”

Good
Good
11 years ago

Fade, you said that I was comparing homophobia to reverse racism. That is specifically what you said, not anything about “gay contributors”. I corrected you by saying that I was comparing David’s accusation of homophobia to white conservatives’ accusations of reverse racism.

katz
11 years ago

He just heard someone say “check your privilege” one time and it made someone else shut up and now he thinks it’s the magic phrase that makes people shut up.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Good, you really see nothing homophobic in this?

Fade
11 years ago

Fade, you said that I was comparing homophobia to reverse racism. That is specifically what you said, not anything about “gay contributors”. I corrected you by saying that I was comparing David’s accusation of homophobia to white conservatives’ accusations of reverse racism.

okay, how is saying that davids critiquing homophobia was like the white people who think black people are racist not comparing homophobia to revrse racism? I am suuuuper confused.

Marie
11 years ago

@FAde

D’awwww ferrets <3

cloudiah
11 years ago

Those ferrets are cute ferrets.

MaudeLL
11 years ago

Holy shit Good:

White people crying about whites being oppressed (white conservatives, as you call them) = member of a privileged group claiming oppression of their privileged group.

White people working to counter racism against a group that is not considered white = member of a privileged group in support of equality

Straight guy crying about straight men being oppressed and writing demeaning, stereotypical garbage against people with same-sex attractions (AVfM) = member of 2 privileged groups shitting on a systematically oppressed group.

Straight guy supporting equality regardless of sexuality = member of 2 privileged groups supporting equality regardless of sexual identity.

#1 and #4 are different, I’ll let you figure out in what way.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Today’s summary – ferrets are cute, new troll is boring.

sarahlizhousespouse
11 years ago

At least one AVfM contributor is a racist and a homophobe: http://thetruepooka.wordpress.com/2013/08/05/a-voice-for-bigots/
MadShangi called Calitnz a “nigger-servant” and in the comments of one of Pooka’s follow-up posts on comments MadShangi called Pooka a “Jew faggot”. Read the comments in the following link.
http://thetruepooka.wordpress.com/2013/08/07/correcting-obvious-errors-in-a-peculiar-response/

cloudiah
11 years ago

I think it would be cool if David was actually baby giraffe.

Good
Good
11 years ago

So LBT, you know homophobia better than the gay men on AVM? You’re special and they are not?

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Okay, people, how many of you think Good is either a computer program learning sentience, or a sack of hammers? My money’s on the hammers.

Fade
11 years ago

@Good

just because a member of a marginalized group says that theyre not facing shit from bigots doesnt make the marginalization go away.

Just because girlwriteswhat is an feMRA doesnt mean MRAs are not sexist.

just because gay men comment on avfm doesnt mean it cant be homophobic.

this is simple

Marie
11 years ago

omigods good is dense.

I know good will ignore me, but adding to the “gay person who thinks AVFM is homophobic” count.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Just think how many ferrets/cats it would take to fill a baby giraffe suit!

Shaenon
11 years ago

I find the proposition that Hartford, Connecticut is overrun by gun-toting eight-year-olds somewhat improbable.

Alice
Alice
11 years ago

If any gay man is a contributing member of AVfM, my guess he doesn’t know diddly squat about homophobia. Yes, there are stupid gay people out there.

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