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Pickup guru and raving racist Heartiste warns his followers of the impending Whitepocalypse

So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.
So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.

Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.

Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”

This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.

Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.

You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?

Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.

God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.

Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.

Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is.  And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.

Naturally, in the comments,  some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.

everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:

I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.

cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:

I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.

This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade

Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that

the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.

With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.

Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.

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Good
Good
7 years ago

Of course, feminists don’t believe that women are responsible for their actions. It’s all men’s fault.

kittehserf
7 years ago

“heterosexual mating utility?”

I am so calling Mr K that tonight.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Good

You really aren’t very good at distinguishing between, “this is racist,” and “this is homophobic,” are you?

Marie
Marie
7 years ago

@Good

Show me where feminists have said that women are not responsible for their actions. One citation (even though one feminist =/= all feminists). But I”d take one link (direct quote, no mras say feminists say X).

Alice
Alice
7 years ago

Of course, feminists don’t believe that women are responsible for their actions. It’s all men’s fault.

Now you’re really reaching here. No one said that. Maybe you are just getting tired and cranky.

kittehserf
7 years ago

“Or did Good mean David? Ah well, it’s so hard to keep track.”

Of course it is, because WE ARE ALL ferrets in cat suits DAVID.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Good

Of course, feminists don’t believe that women are responsible for their actions. It’s all men’s fault.

Examples? YOU’RE the one who compared women to children. Why would feminists fight for the vote if they felt women didn’t have responsibility?

cloudiah
7 years ago

Since Good just wants to make assertions that assume facts not in evidence, I vote we ignore him and focus on corgis.

Marie
Marie
7 years ago

@Alice

I know I”m getting tired and cranky, but I have guinea pigs, so all is good. =D

Alice
Alice
7 years ago

And it is feminists who also support women in combat. So don’t bring up that suffrage being tied to military service argument.

cloudiah
7 years ago

Good needs a nap and his binky.

Alice
Alice
7 years ago

Not you, Marie! Never.

Good
Good
7 years ago

“3-If you follow your ‘gay person in AVfM’ logic, then David, of the oppressed men demographic, cannot possibly be misandrist.”

Yet if we follow your “gay person in AVM logic”, then David would be misandrist. So tell me, which logic should we follow. The one where he is misandrist or the one where the gay men in AVM are NOT misogynists?

Personally, I would say that David is gynocentric. Feminists have never been about real equality, but rather equality absent responsibility.

Marie
Marie
7 years ago

@Good

Are you ever going to provide a citation for anything you say, or are you just going to keep talking out your ass?

Alice
Alice
7 years ago

Feminists have never been about real equality, but rather equality absent responsibility.

Do you have a citation to go with that?

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

Aw, Good’s not even trying anymore. Let’s ignore their lazy logic and focus on different things instead. Such as…

I’m realizing that with disability, I actually have a future again. I can actually make plans for moving our life forward, instead of just treading water as painlessly as I can. Heck, with some forethought, I could maybe even go to art school! (Though I likely won’t.) It’s such a warm, opening experience.

Also, I love writing and never want to stop.

Fade
7 years ago

Good

you got anything to back up anything or are you just gonna talk in circles while repeating MRA talking points?

How on earth do feminist go for “equality absent responsibility” or wtfever it is your trying to communicate?

Um, and has david said anything that can be classified as “misandristic”?

moldybrehd
7 years ago

Mediocre troll is boring. Zie asserts things without proof, fails to follow through on any of zir claims and then randomly spouts out more random trollrot. It’s like zie went to an MRM site, copied a few phrases and then pastes them in the comments here. Very disappointing, actually. At least some trolls in the past were more creative and used a text generator.

kittehserf
7 years ago

So come on, goodriddance, trot out the same-old same-old bullshit about what this “taking responsibility” means. Don’t think you’ll have anything original to say, though, because we’ve heard all the variations of this bit of stupidity before.

You really need to try harder, son. You’re never going to pass Trolling 101 at this rate, and the remedial classes are no fun.

grumpycatisagirl
grumpycatisagirl
7 years ago

Good, why do you think you know what I think and want (both as a woman and as a feminist) better than I do?

AnonymousGuy
AnonymousGuy
7 years ago

“Good, why do you think…”

Let me stop you right there.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Or even more to the point:

“Good, why do you think…”

kittehserf
7 years ago

Maybe goodgrief is one of those aliens who gets its ideas about humans from sitcoms or romcoms or the like, only without the charm of the aliens in Galaxy Quest or Ted and Alice.

grumpycatisagirl
grumpycatisagirl
7 years ago

On a cheerier and non-paying-attention-to-troll note, Happy World Cat (if it’s still 8/8 where you are – and if it’s 8/9 where you are I hope you had a Happy World Cat day yesterday.

SredniVashtar
SredniVashtar
7 years ago

@ Good: this may be slightly off-topic (you only mentioned homophobia and racism), but EVEN IF it wasn’t racist and homophobic, it’s worth pointing out that AVFM can never be ‘mainstream’ in the sense of ‘not being reviled by all decent people’ until it stops publishing articles out-and-out arguing that women are inherently fickle, greedy and incapable of constant love, like this one of a week or so ago:

http://www.avoiceformen.com/misandry/chivalry/antifeminism-12th-century-style/

I stumbled on AVFM once before, ages ago, thought maybe it was legit, saw crap like this (not this exact article) and realised it wasn’t legit and is in fact comprised of nutjobs who hate women. If AVFM is the ‘clean side’ of the manosphere, then why is it still so putrid and bigoted against everybody except (preferably straight, preferably white) men?

kittehserf
7 years ago

There was a Happy World Cat day?

Why was I not told?

WHY ARE THE FURRINATI HIDING THINGS FROM ME

cloudiah
7 years ago

LBT, NEVER STOP WRITING YOU ARE GOOD AT IT.

grumpycatisagirl
grumpycatisagirl
7 years ago

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moviebuff2
7 years ago

Not Uranus, please David. I’m an Aquarian and I don’t want my favorite planet defiled. I believe we should search for the nearest singularity and propel them safely beyond the event horizon.

baileyrenee
baileyrenee
7 years ago

So Paul “some women are BEGGING to be raped” Elam, who said he would vote to acquit if he were placed on a rape jury, and hosted a terrorist manifesto for a long time in AvFM’s activism section, is the great hope who’s going to carry the men’s rights movement to mainstream acceptance?

As the kids say, El Oh El.

HA! Oh, that’s so true it hurts… Do MRAs seriously not see what Paul Elam looks like to other people?

Good is either practicing his trolling or JUST watched Babby’s First MRM Playlist on YouTube.

baileyrenee
baileyrenee
7 years ago

Hmm, blockquote spat out that last part!

katz
7 years ago

Moviebuff’s kitty has a cute flower!

thekidwiththereplaceablehead

On Good’s original claim in this thread: I have seen plenty of feminists call other feminists out for stuff they’ve said. Many of the academic books I’ve read by feminist authors are riddled with responses and rebuttals to other feminists.
I haven’t seen Elam ever do likewise. Even granting the (false) assertion that he isn’t racist or homophobic himself, he doesn’t seem to care that the MRM is infested with racists and homophobes. In fact, searching “Heartiste” at AVfM leads to articles that quote him admiringly.

Lady Mondegreen
7 years ago

I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus

I think they already live in his anus.

(I’m here all week. Try the veal.)

thekidwiththereplaceablehead

The standard response to this argument is that “AVfM doesn’t have to police the MRM” and “feminism is the bigger enemy”.
This is bullshit.
Tolerating racists and homophobes simply because they also hate feminists is directly counter to AVfM’s stated mission of advocacy for men and boys. Non-straight and/or non-white men and boys are still men and boys. Heartiste hates women, but he also hates a good portion of the male populace as well.

Lady Mondegreen
7 years ago

(OT) @grumpycatisagirl, I was at the grocery store today and I swear, I saw a man who looked just like Grumpy Cat. If Tardar were human, and male.

He seemed like a perfectly nice guy (like the real GC, who’s said to be a sweetie,) but his face at rest was naturally frowny, and he had big eyes and a very snub nose. I thought it very fitting that I saw him on World Cat Day. 🙂

mildlymagnificent
7 years ago

Feminists have never been about real equality, but rather equality absent responsibility.

I’m going to be kind here and assume that you’re probably too young to know any better and certainly not old enough to have forgotten this stuff.

As it happens, I’m pretty old and I was one of those dreaded 2nd wave feminists. Here’s the stuff you’ve never had the chance to forget …. one of the biggest issues in mainstream feminism was that we wanted the right to buy our own cars/ furniture/ houses by contracts that we signed ourselves with finance that we committed to pay all by ourselves without a father or husband or other responsible male “guarantor” to co-sign. We also wanted to start businesses and to take on personal finance, mortgages, leases and rental contracts … in our own names, with total responsibility for payments and meeting other contract conditions …. without the presumption that we couldn’t do such things without the support or the permission of the men in our households.

And we wanted to do it without the humiliation of fighting (and usually losing) several battles to do these things in our own names, from our own resources rather than meekly finding a responsible adult male – even one younger than ourselves – to “guarantee” these contracts and agreements. We won that one, by and large, eventually, though there are still some individuals in finance and banking who ‘look for’ the man they presume to be the real person in such transactions. (Anyone ever tried to buy a car with a husband or other male companion in tow? Sales people in car yards have a loooong way to go.)

Alice
Alice
7 years ago

Thank you for that, mildlymagnificent.

kittehserf
7 years ago

grumpycatisagirl – Grumpy Cat speaks truth! 😀

rabbitwink
rabbitwink
7 years ago

seconded

rabbitwink
rabbitwink
7 years ago

seconded to mildlymag (though GC does speak truth)

StarStorm
7 years ago

@Marie

Show me where feminists have said that women are not responsible for their actions. One citation (even though one feminist =/= all feminists). But I”d take one link (direct quote, no mras say feminists say X).

Because all the feminists say that rape isn’t the bitch’s fault even though it is because she dressed like that and wouldn’t put out for the first guy to ask nicely and because she’s a bitch and a feminist dyke noone would fuck and-urk!

Sorry, I’ll be good now. Fuck, I think I horked skeeze all over my shirt.

kittehserf
7 years ago

::hands StarStorm a can of DeSkeeze::

One spray and it’s skeeze away!

Malitia
Malitia
7 years ago

I didn’t catch up with the thread yet… but KITTY!

Pear_tree
Pear_tree
7 years ago

I think Good is talking about how Zimmerman is refusing to take responsibility for following Martin, then confronting him again and getting into a fight where she shot him. Someone is unreasonably trying to pass the blame onto some guy Martin was on the phone with at the time. You see Martin wouldn’t have been scared of this person who had got out her car to follow him if he hadn’t thought they meant to rape him. In fact he’d have assumed the person was trying to catch up with him to give him a potato.

The only thing that confuses me is I orognally though Zimmerman was a man and Jeantle a woman but I must have got that wrong. It is women not men who don’t take responsibility for their actions and blame them on the opposite gender.

Radical Parrot
7 years ago

I don’t have the patience to deal with Good’s dumbassery right now, and seems like you guys have it under control anyway. I’m just going to mock him.

Time for another installation of Troll to English translations!

”Paul Elam is taking the MRM mainstream and he doesn’t tolerate racism nor homophobia.” Translation: Na na na na na na na na leader, na na na na na na na na leader! Leader, leader, BATMAN!

I read AVfM daily. Show me the racism. Seems like half of the articles are written by women. Translation: Can’t you people focus on one issue? Seems like you have trouble… ooh, butterfly!

”You are being similar to white conservatives who look for any reason to label black people as racist.” Translation: You are being similar to pink invisible unicorns who look for any reason to prance around in the meadow and shit rainbows until Teletubbies have to go to sleep [Translator’s note: No, that didn’t make much sense in the source language either].

”Before you guys make statements about reading comprehension, check your own.” Translation: I know you are, but what am I?

”And men can be misandrist.” Translation: Look, mummy, look! I made up my own word!

”But do continue being an internet warrior and fire off your ad hominem attacks.” Translation: Tee hee. I almost said ”homo”.

”Of course, feminists don’t believe that women are responsible for their actions. It’s all men’s fault.” Translation: Reading about the history and achievements of the various waves of feminism (that aims to dismantle unjust institutions and false presumptions that hurt both genders) is fucking boring. Making up stuff is way more fun.

”Feminists have never been about real equality, but rather equality absent responsibility.” Translation: My ass is a treasure trove!

Malitia: SQUEEEEEE!

titianblue
titianblue
7 years ago

Is “woman = rightsa, men = responsibilities” the new MRA ctchphrase or is Good the new Tze-Tze?

kittehserf
7 years ago

Malitia: SQUEEEEEE!

Quoted For Truth!

Cool Whip Kitty: I’ll catch that foot! I will! I … I’ll catch that tail! No, wait, there’s that foot again! I’ll catch it!

Hyena Girl
Hyena Girl
7 years ago

Does anyone else think that the new troll would fail a Turing test? Not to mention the Voight-Kampff….

kittehserf
7 years ago

Would any MRAs, PUAs or MGTOW pass the Voight-Kampff? Passing it would get ’em thrown out of the tree house.