Matt Forney, still trying hard to offend, publishes post suggesting that whenever women drink they cheat on their boyfriends [CORRECTED]
Women preparing to cheat.
Matt Forrney, the asshole behind the now-defunct In Mala Fide blog, is apparently as desperate for attention as ever. So today I’m going to indulge him by posting this deliberately obnoxious comment of his about women and drinking. [CORRECTION: The post was actually written by someone calling himself "The Captain Power," who is evidently a whole other different person than Matt Forney, who merely published this post on his blog called Matt Forney.]
If your girlfriend goes out and drinks alcohol, you are most likely getting cheated on.
Women by nature are predetermined in their D.N.A to get pregnant and reproduce, and until they reach menopause they need a constant supply of penis to provide fertility. Your girlfriend might prefer your penis, but once the alcohol kicks in and she is inebriated, your penis is useless. Out of site, out of mind (but full of semen).
In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …
The few drinking exceptions for women include weddings, work parties, birthday parties with male friends, and suicide attempts.
The reference to suicide attempts at the end is a nice touch.
Posted on July 9, 2013, in citation needed, evil sexy ladies, evo psych fairy tales, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, PUA and tagged evolutionary psychology, misogyny, pick-up artists, pickup artists, PUA. Bookmark the permalink. 625 Comments.
They’re called Oldsmobiles you dumb ass.
Cassandra – now I’m thinking of the Upper-Class Twit of the Year sketch.
“You already beat me there you stupid idiot no-nothing loser. Go right the fat oldmobile you omega dummy”
Omega dummy? Seriously? At least try to come up with interesting insults.
I see we’ve reached the “bizarre word salad” phase of the Peltdown.
“No-nothing” sounds like a cry of existential despair. Odd – those are usually far more interesting than this one.
These guys are pathetic. I’m a man and I have a female friend who is in a long-term relationship. I’ve been drinking with her many times and she has never cheated. But I guess In Mala Fide has never met her in his life ever, so she doesn’t exist. On the other hand I’ve known lots of men who have cheated while drinking.
He the last member of the Know Nothing party? Here to reclaim those slaves his family had back on the mayflower?
“Bit your behinds” is a nice touch. Can’t have swearing in our classism!
Classism is a good thing because everyone who is poor deserves it. If your poor it’s because you’re a lazy do nothing loser making excuses. The lower clases should be excluded from government benefits for doing nothing, and the rich should get all social security.
Smoking cigarettes in your closet is really stupid and dangerous. Even if you manage to not set your entire wardrobe on fire, your clothes are going to stink. I guess you just play disc world with them, since that’s the only thing they’re good for.
Sometimes when you are this desperate for attention you come off looking a little silly.
“The lower clases should be excluded from government benefits for doing nothing, and the rich should get all social security.”
So pretty much the status quo then? Cut food stamps to fund subsidies for private jets? Or should we just make them free?
No wait, then those lazy poor losers could afford them…
Viscaria — but it’s cute when it’s a puppy doing it!
I’m sure Ibarra is a troll now, since blog comments aren’t generally that stupid/obvious.
But there still is a chance of this troll being legit since I see people like that on Facebook and YouTube all the time.
It’s alctually been proven that benefits to the rich will result in a good economy, because the poor will be forced to pick up their lazy butts or be pushed our of society.
Also most trolls like him don’t even know what “classism” means in the first place.
Ibara, source?
Hey, nothing wrong with an Old(s)mobile, they’re pretty cool looking cars.
Pelly’s getting really desperate, isn’t he? Rant, rant, rave. So young, so bitter,so stupid, tsk tsk. His teachers must be relieved every time school holidays come around.
Aww, he believes in drickle drop theory, that’s specious.
To those of you with functional brains, the opposite is true — giving poor people money, enough to actually make a difference, generally results in *gasp* them making good decisions which increase their standard of living. Because HOLY SHIT BATMAN, even poor people know what’s best for them. (I can possibly find that study later, but can’t search and keep up with Peltdown)
Auggz, it’s just Pell having another meltdown. He usually gives himself away pretty early, but he went straight to overload this time, poor child.
Daaaamn, that is one fine automobile!
If we had a society like that you’d be one of the first to go, since you’re clearly too damn lazy to learn how to spell or argue. Sitting around and calling everyone “omega dummys” tends to decrease a person’s value to society.
If I had to teach him I’d be enthusiastically promoting the idea of homeschooling at every PTA meeting.
Also, the rich should get ALL THE ICE CREAM!!!
Ok, that was easier to find than I expected — http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-03/for-fighting-poverty-cash-is-surprisingly-effective
@auggziliary, you’re totally right, except this particular troll comes back on a regular basis. He has told us he is, among other things, a doctor, a lawyer, a mental health professional, and the nephew of an actor from the 50s who he so closely resembles that he gets confused as to whether a given picture is of him or his uncle.
He doesn’t believe all of the specifics of the things he’s saying. He just likes to use them to hurt women, poor people, disabled people, queer people and people of colour, because he’s a misogynistic classist ableist homophobic racist.
(Newbie time)
Who/what is pell?
He’s also probably 13. But most 13 year olds can decent enough, so there’s no reason to blame it on his age.
*transphobic
(That’s an addition to Viscaria’s list)
auggziliary, Please allow me to introduce you to Pell.
Pell is an almost impossible to eradicate form of blog virus designed to promote illiteracy and impotent rage.
Auggziliary — here’s his biography — http://manboobz.forummotion.com/t852-a-biography-of-christopher-pell
Enjoy!
Also how do we know he’s not just some bored person coming back to be a dumbass every once in a while? Some people enjoy being dumbasses, usually to laugh at themselves or something, but they’re usually pretty bored and too lazy to do anything clever.
Argenti – not to mention it means they might have discretionary income, and be able to use it, thus stimulating the economy!
But given Pell’s such a drip, it’s no wonder he thinks trickle-down economics has merit.
This sort of trickle-down is much better.
Damnit! Foiled again! *shakes fist at cloudiah*
Auggziliary — he probably is, hence why no one’s taking him particularly seriously.
Also, CAT!
Auggz, that’s all he is – a long-term stupid troll here with a history (see cloudiah’s link). He’s a dumbass, just an unpleasant one. Bets are that he’s about sixteen.
Oh, yes, apologies for skipping that one.
Ibara, source?
I have a masters degree in economics you stupid plebe
I mean there is a difference between a complete moron, and a person who’s clever enough to imitate a moron, but still too moronic to make a good parody.
This one is too stupid to get upset with, which is why everyone just points and laughs.
What school, ibara? MIT? Harvard? Oxford?
LOL LOL here it comes, the Pell Claims of Higher Education, all written in the language of a middle-school student barely passing English.
Oooh lookit the little baby troll, isn’t it pwecious?
He is a bored dumbass. Well, my pet theory is that his mommy keeps the laptop locked up, but if she’s gone long enough, sonny boy comes here and bugs us until he gets banned.
Ibara: if we’re such plebs, why are you here?
Auggz, we know this jackass. It doesn’t matter whether he’s pretending to be stupid or is genuinely so, because he’s an arsehole and has been for a long time. His mummy’ll come and tuck him into bed soon.
And we’ve arrived at Pell’s latest claim of expertise!
Viscaria — no apology needed, I’m sure we’re still missing a whole boatload of prejudices, this is Pell! For example, I just remembered that he also hates fat people (or at least fat women).
Pell — for easily the sixth time, use “these” or
<blockquote>
</blockquote>
or something
Master’s in economics, which damned well requires papers with citations, but you can’t add quote marks on a blog. *slow clap* who’s not the sharpest tool in the shed?
Hellkell, because shutt teh fuck up, I’m da bes.
(I still don’t get why people do this, masochism?)
Well, he received his degree in 1952, and HTML hadn’t been invented yet.
But he knows Latin. And has never heard of Cicero.
It’s no fun when he comes in already half-melted. Try harder, kid! Be creative!
It’s well known that poor people and coloureds are a drain on our resources so we would be better off cutting them off from all government help. High ranking economicsts agree with me and my papers have been widely published. know who you’re talking to idiot.
He invented HTML later that year, of course. Didn’t take off for a while.
Cassandra go fuck yourself you cunt. How old are you like 65? Fruitloops Futrelle must be proud to hae friends like you fags.
Wait, am I supposed to be fucking or ffucking? It’s best to know these things in advance.
“Hae friends”? Is the well-known master of economics (c’mon, Pell, give us the name if you’re so famous!) trying to be Scots now?
Retrograde racism is on the list already right? Is ageism?
And c*nt doesn’t get caught in the mod queue? Weiiiird.
We do know who we’re talking to — an insecure loser, with a serious case of projection, who knows he’ll never make anything of himself and thus tries, desperately, to make people think he’s got something to contribute to society. But really, for all the people you think are a drain on society, the real drain is you.
“Hae friends”? Is the well-known master of economics (c’mon, Pell, give us the name if you’re so famous!) trying to be Scots now?
The best are never famous, its diettantes like Krugman who get all the attention. It’s true for every field as well, just look at the dick sucking that Prattchet and Stephen King get, while great writers like Strindberg are virtually unknown.
If he’s a drain he’s a really clogged one, where the Draino doesn’t work and you have to bring in a professional to extract a giant slimy hairball and a few dead rodents before anyone can use it again.
As long as we’re choosing up Discworld characters, I have the physique to play any of the wizards except the Bursar and Rincewind.
Somehow I don’t see someone with a Master’s in anything, let alone the endless string of accomplishments Pell’s claimed, being as incompetent in basic English as he is. He can’t even swear inventively.
His mum needs to lock up the red cordial, seriously.
Argenti get back on the fatmobile your lower class loser getting benefits for your lazy life
White, middle class, probably not disabiled or overweight, cis and straight, under 25 and totally clueless that the reason he can’t “get ahead” (or even, quite likely, into college) isn’t because of “those people” but because he has absolutely nothing to offer besides his over inflated ego.
Can’t deal with people he sees as “lesser” being successful and/or happy, so he lashes out against whomever, and whatever, he sees as holding him back.
Struck a nerve did I? Some of here did get into college, glad to know that whole psych major thing had a point!
Speaking of famous writers, I am going to see Neil Gaiman in Nashville tomorrow. Call me a cocksucker all you want, but at the end of the day I’m going to have a book signed by the same hand that gave us Coraline and the Doctor’s Wife, and you won’t.
Good thing you like being sad.
“Diettantes”
diet tantes
diet aunts?
Nice example of projection that “dick sucking” is how Pell frames getting attention. Quite the tell for Junior Rageboner.
In other news, one of the techs parked his motorcycle in the shop because “chance of rain” in New England wasn’t enough deterrent and he didn’t want it getting soaked (he got a ride home, it’s probably still parked among the ride on mowers)
Oh! And the woodchuck had babies!! They’re down right adorable!
Wait, how long have you had a woodchuck, Argenti?
Falconer – whoot! That’s fun. Full report plz!
White, middle class, probably not disabiled or overweight, cis and straight, under 25 and totally clueless that the reason he can’t “get ahead” (or even, quite likely, into college) isn’t because of “those people” but because he has absolutely nothing to offer besides his over inflated ego.
I got into every Ivy League institution you stupid plebe cunt. I made the acceptance letters into a mobile that hangs over my head at night now that I teach at Yale and princeton in my spare time. Go fuck yourself.