Matt Forney, still trying hard to offend, publishes post suggesting that whenever women drink they cheat on their boyfriends [CORRECTED]
Women preparing to cheat.
Matt Forrney, the asshole behind the now-defunct In Mala Fide blog, is apparently as desperate for attention as ever. So today I’m going to indulge him by posting this deliberately obnoxious comment of his about women and drinking. [CORRECTION: The post was actually written by someone calling himself "The Captain Power," who is evidently a whole other different person than Matt Forney, who merely published this post on his blog called Matt Forney.]
If your girlfriend goes out and drinks alcohol, you are most likely getting cheated on.
Women by nature are predetermined in their D.N.A to get pregnant and reproduce, and until they reach menopause they need a constant supply of penis to provide fertility. Your girlfriend might prefer your penis, but once the alcohol kicks in and she is inebriated, your penis is useless. Out of site, out of mind (but full of semen).
In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …
The few drinking exceptions for women include weddings, work parties, birthday parties with male friends, and suicide attempts.
The reference to suicide attempts at the end is a nice touch.
Posted on July 9, 2013, in citation needed, evil sexy ladies, evo psych fairy tales, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, PUA and tagged evolutionary psychology, misogyny, pick-up artists, pickup artists, PUA. Bookmark the permalink. 625 Comments.
I am so working “out of sight, out of mind (but full of semen)” into a conversation.
Oh noes! He’s onto us!
I… am not even sure I can make a joke about this, since several of my suicide attempts did in fact involve alcohol. God. I can’t.
So… apparently
1. Getting into bed with a woman is really tricky business, and
2. ALL WOMEN who go out to a bar, club, restaurant and drink something with alcohol in it end up having a one-night-stand, unless their partner is there with them.
I sort of have trouble reconciling 1 and 2, but it might work if all these one-night-stands involves snake pits with a single alpha man and ten horny drunk women.
“In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …”
Well, I for one don’t really care to introduce myself to you . . .
@Jayem, I’m sorry, that sucks.
Out of curiosity, why did the Mala Fide blog go away? And does it really make a difference since this blog is also horrible?
The Matt Forney blog is also horrible, that is, not Manboobz. I am one who could really benefit from an edit button for purely grammatical reasons . . .
Get out of my species, Matt Forney. Go on, get. You should be ashamed of yourself.
aka. “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”.
Serious sympathies and all the hugs desired Janem.
I’m sensing an obsession with penises from him.
Yes, I haven’t reached menopause yet and someone I still am surviving without this constant supply of penis . . .
Thanks for the hugs, guys. It was a long time ago, so I wasn’t expecting it to hit as hard as it did. Also, why are birthday parties with male friends supposed to be an exception?
Wow so I am the only woman in America who did not cheat on my boyfriend or husband while married when I went out for a glass of wine with friends? And now that I am in menopause I do not need the penis? Snap.
Because otherwise, he can’t continue to claim both “friendzone!” and the aforementioned “alcohol causes women to screw everything that moves”.
Also, yes, many many hugs :( And here: http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2013/07/update-baby-gibbon-reaches-2-month-milestone.html
@ grumpycat – I feel you, but trust us old hands when we tell you that having to correct ourselves in a separate post is a small price to pay to prevent gaslighting.
Jayem, I’m sorry, that’s really rough and it was a really disgusting thing for him to throw in there.
Of course women are more likely to cheat when they are drunk. Any time one’s inhibitions are lowered, one is at risk of making poor decisions.
Then again, I think the same is true for men. A man who is drunk is certainly more likely to cheat on his girlfriend or wife, I would imagine.
Of course, it’s silly to imagine that everyone who drinks, cheats. It’s not silly to imagine that there’s an increased risk of cheating when drunk, though, for both sexes. The lesson I take from this is that people should stop drinking before they are drunk.
Jayem – I think because they will keep her in line? Maybe they’re friends with the boyfriend too and therefore ‘bro’s before hoes’ or something. It’s not like I understand mras, puas and others like them.
Also, yay for acquintances that get pestered by selfish, narcistic assholes who describe themselves as nice guys (but are so clearly not nice at all). :/
I wonder how I managed to cheat on my boyfriend on the occasions when I went out drinking while not, in fact, in a relationship. (Never mind the fact that I’m pretty boring and have never actually had a one-night stand or cheated on anyone in the first place – I’m way more interested in the metaphysical challenges posed by the fact that women who consume alcohol are necessarily cheating on their boyfriends even if they are married, single, lesbians, or otherwise not possessed of boyfriends to cheat on.)
For that matter, I also wonder how I managed to cheat on my boyfriend during the most recent occasions in which I have gone out to bars, all of which have involved my boyfriend. How did he not notice me cheating? Was I cheating on him with himself? Mind = blown.
I just like to think that he makes this a self-fulfilling prophecy by attempting to hook up with every woman he ever sees out drinking.
As for the OP…yeah. He’s trying really, really hard. And he’s mostly just looking ridiculous. He reminds me of a little kid opening his mouth to show everyone his food: “Gross! Look how gross I am! Everybody pay attention to meeee!”
Kin of makes PUAs seem even less impressive than usual, if they need to go through all that manipulating, gaming, peacocking, etc etc, despite every woman with a drink in her hand being totally desperate for the sexy times.
That would be kind not kin /sigh
Wow…This is some….woman hating.
I know plenty of women who didn’t cheat while drinking. However, I am relived that they are not acquaintances of Matt.
@Jayem Griffin odd things can be triggering. Never feel bad for being triggered.
(Side note: I will really really try to come by on a more regular basis to manboobz. I’m afraid I keep vanishing, I’m not even lurking anymore, and feel kinda bad about it. I just feel that everything bad happens all once. I just went home because my aunt irene died, I’m still unemployed, they just increased my insurance costs, I had to get a root canal (800 dollars are now gone from my bank account) ect. I would go to a counselor to get on anti-depressants, but I can’t afford them).
To quote Ozzy, “suicide is slow with liquor”. Not an effective way to kill yourself, dude.
And that’s pretty much all I have to say to this sad, attention seeking, insecure little man.
That bit did confuse me too, since I’m far more likely to hook up with male friends than with random dudes if I’m in a hooking up frame of mind.
I’m just happy to have escaped the wordpress spam filter & be posting on here again *waves happily at fellow boobzers*
“grumpycat – I feel you, but trust us old hands when we tell you that having to correct ourselves in a separate post is a small price to pay to prevent gaslighting”
Oh, yeah, I get that. I didn’t mean that to come across as a complaint – other than directed toward my own slopping typing. Also I’m the type who doesn’t like to leave typos alone but then I don’t want to clog up the entire comment thread correcting myself with separate posts. So I’ll just clog up the comment thread expressing my anxiety about it. :)
Impossible – women don’t have actual male friends. The male friends are obviously the man’s, hence why the woman is safe with them. /ugh
Men never fuck the girlfriends of their friends, oh no, never in history has that happened!
lol just lol
For an alpha dude, Matt Forney sure is insecure.
Also, weddings? People have a LOT of sex at weddings. Is the magical pair-bonding atmosphere that permeates the entire thing supposed to emphasize the importance of monogamy or something?
Fun fact – my own cousin once hit on me at a wedding. He didn’t knock it off until an aunt took him aside and told him to stop checking out my ass while I was playing pool, and dragged him off to another room.
Yep, no way anything untoward could happen at a wedding.
Also work parties? Cos no woman ever got drunk at a work party & bonked a colleague. Ever.
Seriously, are we sure this isn’t a list of the places where your girlfriend is most likely to get laid? Also, has he never seen The Wedding Crashers? Does he live on a Moon base?
“All women who go drinking are cheating on their boyfriends” must be a corollary to “women can get laid any time they want”. Who are they sexing with? Men? If so, why are the dudes all complaining about friendzoning and incel? Unless there’s one very busy dude who manages to service all the women. Hmm..
Maybe this is strategic, though! Maybe he is making those exceptions for other guys’ girlfriends so it will be easier for him to sleep with them! (the girlfriends, not the other guys). Verrrrry cunning.
I wonder why weddings are an exception, too. Made-up rules are nothing without totally arbitrary exceptions!
It’s true that I’ve often seen women use drunkenness as an excuse to get out of the more extreme manifestations of bad female behavior.
Forget to press the “Post Comment” button, do some work, remember the “Post Comment” button, get ninja’ed by a half dozen people. XD Next time I will remember that I have a refresh button.
So, murder? Child abuse?
Oh, wait, he means things like “having sex with someone who isn’t a sadface nice guy”.
What precisely makes “bad female behavior” different from “bad behavior”?
XTREME bad behavior from a human, I mean man – murder.
XTREME bad behavior from a woman – drunkenly making out with some guy at a bar.
Is it also true that women cheat EVERY TIME they drink except for in the specified circumstances above? Or do you disagree with what Forney is claiming here?
Is it also true that women cheat EVERY TIME they drink except for in the specified circumstances above? Or do you disagree with what Forney is claiming here?
It happens all the time. Women have been taught through their privileged lifestyle colossal entitlement, which makes them think they can do whatever they want. The first two girlfriends I had all cheated on me when the alcohol touched their weak brains.
CassandraSays, Stop giving females a pussy pass for their XTREME bad female behavior.
You’re nothing but a female mangina white knight.
I think it’s Pell o’clock.
Ibara, did someone cut a hole in their skulls and pour the alcohol in? If not, how did the alcohol touch their brains? If so, I think we’ve identified the real misbehavior here.
Yeah, almost definitely Pell. Should we bat him around for a while first, or summon our dark master?
Maybe they found the barrels where the beer is stored and dunked their heads in? And they also had some XTREME piercings that allowed the beer to get through their skulls?
I wish there was a way to set up a troll meltdown pool – the winner could choose the charity the money would go to. Fun for good causes!
For an alpha dude, Matt Forney sure is insecure.
Yeah, between constantly fending off drunken, unfaithful women and demanding RESPECT, being an alpha sounds pretty stressful. Must be why these gentlemen act like such turdbags.
“Bad female behavior” refers to behavior that only women do. I have never once seen a man pull the kinds of entitled things that the pampered half does regularly.
care to elaborate?
“XTREME bad behavior from a human, I mean man – murder.
XTREME bad behavior from a woman – drunkenly making out with some guy at a bar.”
It’s only deviant men who commit crimes. The average women is devoid of a moral compass due to the entitlement society bestows upon her. Men are compassionate as a group, women are apathetic.
I can’t think of many things women do exclusively that men don’t, and most involve the use and care of ladybits. What horrible things do women only get up to?
Obvious troll is tediously obvious.
Ooh, did I come back just in time for a Peltdown? I hope so!
so I suppose all those nuns are getting up to some heinous activity
Matt Forney is a fucking visionary. We need more people like him to push feminists’ buttons. It’s hilarious watching you plebians squirm.
I no longer have much tolerance for idiots.
Only women cheat? Really? Or is it only women cheats when alcohol is involved?
Ibara I think you live in a fantasy land. One that justify you thinking horribly of women. Guess what Ibara I’ve had two men cheat on me. Does that mean ALL men are cheaters? By your logic it does.
Women have no moral compass either. Wow. And they aren’t compassionate. Gosh, that seems odd. Do you think women should stay home and take care of the babies or are they to apathetic for that. Oh, look baby is about to fall out the window…..Meh, too much work let it fall.
Oh, I know. Periods are immoral right? That something ladies do that men don’t. Having babies is immoral of course. Are vaginas immoral too?
Shit, and here I was thinking I lack a moral compass because I went and sold my soul for a batch of warm chocolate chip cookies. (In my defense, I was really hungry at the time, and they were really good cookies.)
“Matt Forney is a fucking visionary. We need more people like him to push feminists’ buttons. It’s hilarious watching you plebians squirm.”
First it was “manifestations”; now it’s “plebians.”
Go easy on the pretentiousness, mmmkay?
Women are apathetic, as opposed to ibara, who is just plain pathetic.
While putting away socks, maybe?
I totally did not know that mockery and ridicule = squirming! Thank you troll, for educating me!
You know, if you combine the assertions of our two trolls here, you get a very strange universe. To wit:
– All women have boyfriends, on whom they inevitably cheat whenever they consume alcohol.
– Men never cheat.
Given that there are roughly equal numbers of men and women in the world, either women (who are all straight to begin with, obviously) all engage in lesbian orgies every time they drink, or women are able to conjure men into temporary existence solely for the purpose of cheating on their boyfriends.
Kathleen! How have you been?
(Women socializing is very immoral, and a result of our decadent privilege.)