Time for another visit into the mind of Christopher in Oregon, a confirmed bachelor best known for posting long screeds on his friend MarkyMark’s blog about how ugly and smelly and disgusting women and their various orifices are. Today, his topic is old women, by which he seems to mean all women above the age of 35 or so.
I’m not even going to bother to comment on this one except to say: if you’re a heterosexual man, with an interest in sex, and you actually believe that all women over the age of 40 are icky and ugly and smelly and wear dentures, you’re not only delusional, you’re probably going to have a very sad second half of your life. (And I’m guessing the first half probably won’t be so great either.)
Here’s Chris:
Face it: Nature doesn’t want CRUSTY OLD WOMEN having children! Basic biology, folks, and I’m no expert on biology. It’s just common sense! …
Old women are supposed to be…..old women. Crabby old women. Ugly old women. Nasssssty old tobacco-chewin’ women. …
A woman should be done spewing out babies by the time she is thirty, and no later. By forty, a woman is OLD! Look around you. Look at the forty-year-old women you see every day. See any of them you want to screw? Any of them? Didn’t think so. (Blow-jobs aren’t good either- their dentures might lock up on your weinie! Imagine THAT 911 call!)
Nature makes women BUTT UGLY fairly early in life to prevent them from breeding. Kind of hard to get pregnant if you’re so gruesome no man in his right mind can get a boner over your appearance. But, women, in their arrogance, fail to realize that men are stimulated VISUALLY!
If you look like an old hag, then the penis just naturally will NOT stand to attention. You’ve got to have some sort of good looks to get our motors running, ladies, and if you look like a bag of wrinkly cellulite, then you had better face it- no one wants you! Contrary to the lie feminists have been telling you, fifty is NOT the new thirty! A fifty-year-old woman has less sex appeal than a sheep. (Ask anyone in Montana.)
I am constantly amazed at the post-forty women that have come on to me lately. Give me a break! Do they think I’m blind?
Ick! …
A woman of forty is not sexual in any sense of the word. She is useless for breeding, and her sex appeal is GONE! Why have women fallen for the lie that they remain sexual into their sixties and seventies? They are NOT! They are putrid, smelly shells of their former selves! Nothing more! By that age, a woman looks like the package her body once came in. All sagging, wrinkly and disgusting! …
If you just have to get laid, and you can close your eyes, and hold your breath (pew!), there is no easier lay than an old woman. They are so desperate. So pathetic. So easy.
So gross.
There’s more where this came from over at MarkyMark’s.
Before www trolls there were these little ugly rubber dolls we called trolls. Women eventually look (and kinda smell) like these. At 30, not so much, at 40 the evolution is evident, at 50 you best already have a partner. Otherwise I suggest visiting the adult toy store. BTW, older women, stop with rose oil or patchouli oil.
I guess this moron has never laid eyes on the OVER 40 Carmen Electra (who looks better than most women less than half her age).
Of course 40 year old women are not as pretty as 20 year olds and 28 year olds are not as pretty as 18 year olds and Catherine Zeta Jones was prettiest of all but does that mean that we have to hold out for the best of best at the expense of everything else?? If a woman is slim, has long hair and isn’t really ugly then she can make up for the rest in other ways. I am in my early 60s and male. 40 year old slim women are not gross and I didn’t think that when I was 40 or 30…
As another poster said, older people are happier and less stressed. It’s true because you know that time is running out.. Whoever wrote this post, Markie Mark? Is extremely childish and no decent woman in her right mind would want to date such a juvenile ejit.
Fuck off with your boner notes, Scorpio.
Wait, Scorpio will deign to grace a woman 20 years his junior with his boner? Oh joy, oh wondrous day! Someone give that man a whole box of cookies.
Not again. Is Scorpio planning on necroing every thread with boner updates?
I wonder if Scorpio will necro one thread per day. He thinks we want a daily dispatch from his boner I guess.
@Katz, well, you know, the more threads he necros, the more chances he has to spread the word that he and his wife are doing relationships correctly. Unlike the rest of us idiots who aren’t in open relationships.
Also, this conversation was over a year ago, but: a girl I went to high school with did not figure out how to present herself in an attractive fashion until well into her 30’s. Suddenly, she seemed to grow into her facial structure, style her hair to suit her (instead of her favourite celebrity), dress to suit her body. She went from being plain and awkward to being strikingly beautiful. At age 36 (ish). So suck it, pedophiles.
What about those of us who are in open relationships? I don’t wanna be lumped with this tool!
I think the important take-away here is that Scorpio’s opinion is the only correct one.
Damn, I meant to add a typographical indication that I’m snarking. Sorry.
Hmm, Argenti, I think it depends on whether or not you have any boner-related opinions to share with us. Do you have feelings about how the political discussion topic of the day related to who you do and don’t want to fuck? Because if not I think Christopher may not be interested in being part of the same group as you either.
Or Scorpio. Why I am I thinking of someone named Christopher who also wanted to share his pantsfeels with us?
Because of what thread was necro’ed?
And no, I have no boner thoughts for you.
I do have thoughts on feeding ambush predators though, namely, bumblebee gobies are surprisingly “what’s that over there? Is it food?” about the ambush part.
God, what is it WITH these dudes’ fixation on fucking youth? IT’S REALLY FUCKING CREEPY TO ME OKAY.
Seriously, am I the only guy who’s NOT into people younger than I am, generally? (I blame it on having a brother a couple years younger than me. I see young guys in porn and go straight to irrational big brother behavior, rather than pantsfeels.)
LBT — L’s decided anyone more than a year or two younger than zir is too young — I’m very nearly exactly a year younger and yeah, I’m the same way. I’m three years younger than R but three years younger than me = my brother = ew!
Cassandra — whoops, I guess I did have boner notes!
Reading this makes me want to move back to France. Say what you will about the French, but I love that it’s a more mature culture and older women look really sophisticated and pretty there, where it’s ok to age.
First, as a woman in her 40s, I know I am losing my looks even though friends tell me I still look “young for my age.” I know how I looked in my 20s and this ain’t it. At the same time, I present well and am a nice person whom I would like to think offers a lot to another.
Throughout my teens, 20s, 30s, men twenty plus years would hit on me. They would drive by in cars begging for sex, hitting on me everywhere I went. Those men were idiots, gross, and the butt of jokes. Yet, my experience is not uncommon. Many even whined, saying ,while begging, that their wives/peers had ageds and they wanted to be with someone they were attracted to….
News flash! Men age too!. Younger women generally are not attracted to men who are old enough to be thier dads.
Alfred Kinsey, who wrote Sex of Women and Sex of Men, spurred the porn culture that gave rise to Hefner, Playboy mansion, and spawned a nation of pedophiles, older men who felt entitled to sex with younger women, and all sorts of deviants from a healthier, family oriented norm.
As a result, in mainstream society, women are often left to feel that sex is all they have to offer and that men only value beauty. Go to Europe and you will meet men who appreciate a woman for her grace and character. In the U.S., within minutes, men are asking for sex…Ironically they have little to offer, themselves, beyond a dick and possible a wallet. As far as character, depth of soul, intellect are concerned, they are lacking.
For the record, my grandparents were in their 80s and still hopelessly in love and affectionate with one another.
Going back to what the original poster said, I found this blog as I googled “Why are old people ugly.” I never use to be age-ist. Maybe it is the fact that I am getting older that I have less tolerance for it…but when I look around I cannot help but think the old are ugly — with their white, thinning hair, wrinkled skins, decaying bodies, and old age smells They appear to wear a “mask of death.” It’s an old age look….like wrinkles look like spider webs encasing the body signalling that the grim reaper is near.
I have seen pictures of Toni Morrison….Stunning lady in her youth…Now on old lady…She still dresses the same,wears her hair the same, but has that death look about her – an old lady face. Same with Mary Tyler Moore, a stunning beauty, whose eyes are now red with blood vessels and who drools. Mickey Rourke who turned into the typical fat, ugly, bad old man with a few stray strands of hair sticking out on top of his head.
I am finding too that I am not attracted to older men either. In my teens and 20s, I thought men my age were gross, old, and ulgy. Now that I am this age, I look at men in their 50s on up as unattractive…even though they hit on me…heck I get hit on by me all the way up to thier 80s….and yes, men age too…..
Men may not want their ugly old peers, but younger women don’t want them either. Male middle aged spread, drooping butts, thinning hair, wrinkled skin, their sunken eyes and not attractive either. Even if they were to work out, get face lips and implant a hair rug…no thanks…
Folks, old age IS ugly.
I don’t care if one of those old men were the wittiest, most intelligent, loving in the world…on a physical level I iam repulsed….I know they can’t help how they appear.Its one thing to have a conversation with them..it’s another when they want you…Ick.
Going back to what Scorpion said, the old men know they don’t have much time left, so they figure…why not hit on all the young(er) ones in sight. Men a few generations back would have been worthwhile, morally upstanding mentors, leaders, men of respect, elders, pillars of the community.
Today, thanks to the Hugh Hefner porn culture which has seeped into mainstream culre, these men have little to offer beyond their stale, wrinkled up old dicks. They do not develop thier minds..and so can only gossip and speak nonsense…but they still want to satisfy thier urges thanks to viagra….With only sex on their wilted minds…they are just the worst as they are so physically repugnant. They clearly want to get intimate iwth others and yet…Yuck1
Havng said that…the elders of Florida. are notorious for having sex with each other well into their 90s….I just cannot imagine wantig sex with an old, decrepit, decaying, arthritic old corpse even as an older myself….There is more to life than sex..You’d think these oldsters would move on to being leaders in their communities, families, etc…and mentors to whom others could look up to for support and wisdom..instead of wrinkled old prunes desperate to satisy themselves like masturbating monkesy.
Long story short…Realizing that your time on earth is finite. Don’t waste your 20s…Find the man/woman you wish to spend the rest of your life with….Find someone you would be attracted to on a mental, emotional, spiritual level..someone you respect, adore, love, and would be a great spouse, parent, provider, and build a life with that person. As you age, you will love each other and forgive each others foibles….You will find more to love and adore abou each other as you age….
If you miss the mark or try to trade in your spouse for youth…know you are setting yourself up for a fall..as youth is beauty…and old is unattractive, whether male or female. Pretty young blondes have even remarked on how they have to drug themselves up before hving sex with Hef as he is so old and repulsive. Katherine Zeta Jones, 40 to Michael Douglas’ 60/70? has said that if she had to do it over, she never would have dated him..as she is now left with an ugly old man whose diapers she has to change. Rupert Murdoch traded in his old wife for a younger one..only to find the younger one cheating on him and laughing about how he is just an old, repulsive old goat…..All the money in the world cannot make an old man attractive…
Hopefully if you marry your childhood sweetheart you will grow old gracefully together…..If you try to use beauty to snag wealth or wealth to snag beauty…realize you are getting yourself up for a fall. You should marry, fall in love for the right reasons…Young and beautiful will use old, wealthy, and wrinkly….The old man will be seen as a stupid old fool and the young woman will either be cheating on him or taking pills to hide her disgust at having to service him for money….When she wises up, and becomes more independent, she will dump him in a flash or use the fraility of his old age against him as she never loved him in the first place. Old man who think they can make young women fall in love with them are delusional.
So, for the OP, yes, older women are ugly…so are older men…And guess what, you’re getting older too..and only day a younger person will inform you about how ugly you now are as an old fogey…Hopefully you will have the wisdom and grace to weather that eventuality.
Replace womyn with robots.