Christopher in Oregon: “Nature makes women BUTT UGLY fairly early in life to prevent them from breeding.”

As consolation, here’s a mental palate cleanser.

I have an idea. Imagine, in your minds, a baker.

Face it: Nature doesn’t want CRUSTY OLD BREAD being eaten! Basic biology, folks, and I’m no expert on biology. It’s just common sense! …

Old bread is supposed to be…..old bread. Crabby old bread. Stale old bread. Dryyyyyyyy old mold-growin’ bread. …

A bread should be done slicing out parts by the time it is thirty, and no later. By forty weeks, a bread is OLD! Look around you. Look at the forty-week-old bread you see every day. See any of ityou want to eat? Any of them? Didn’t think so. (Toast aren’t good either- their crusty edges might lock up in your teeth! Imagine THAT 911 call!)

Nature makes bread BUTT UGLY fairly early in shelllife to prevent it from being eaten. Kind of hard to get eaten if you’re so gruesome no person in their right mind can get a desire for jam over your appearance. But, bread, in its arrogance, fail to realize that people are stimulated VISUALLY!

If you look like an old french toast, then the stomach just naturally will NOT grumble at attention. You’ve got to have some sort of good looks to get our saliva running, loafs, and if you look like a bag of wrinkly bagels, then you had better face it- no one wants you! Contrary to the lie bakeries have been telling you, fifty is NOT the new thirty! A fifty-week-old bread has less stomach appeal than a lutefisk. (Ask anyone in Sweden.)

I am constantly amazed at the post-forty breads that have come on to me lately. Give me a break! Do they think I’m blind?

Ick! …

A bread of forty is not eatable in any sense of the word. It is useless for slicing, and her toast appeal is GONE! Why have breads fallen for the lie that they remain eatable into their sixties and seventies? They are NOT! They are putrid, smelly shells of their former selves! Nothing more! By that age, a bread looks like the mold its form once came in. All sagging, wrinkly and disgusting! …

If you just have to get eat, and you can close your eyes, and hold your breath (pew!), there is no harder meal than an old bread. It is so stale. So pathetic. So easy.

So gross

My hypothesis:

Replacing “women” with “Bread” and “female” with “bun”, “Sex appeal” with “crumb appeal” and “years” with “weeks” instantly makes MRA rants much, much more amusing.

I call it:

The Fun Bun Pun Hypothesis.

That cat has a toy cat! It’s a cat with a cat! Guys!!

“I guess in the end, the fact is that we* all* decline after our salad years, looks-wise. ”

You really are willfully stupid, aren’t you? A list of examples of people saying not, that’s not the case, and you trot out your subjective opinion as if it’s some sort of law.

My beloved looked a lot better in his thirties than in his twenties, to me. He’s presenting as fifty-somethingish now and looks better still. You’re a fucking idiot, PermaMold.

I guess in the end, the fact is that we* all* decline after our salad years, looks-wise. Men, women, dogs, cats, bacteria

My fluffy 13 year old norwegian elkhound begs to differ. 😉

Shorty looks just like our Mr Hadji, including the goggle-eyed look at the toy kitten. 😀

Here’s the other video of Kodi, who loves leads:

http://youtu.be/z5rXLZfsJT0

Pemmy… was a psych major?

Uh-huh.

Just like Pell’s in charge of an asylum.

@Kittehserf: my thoughts exactly.

Hmmm, no Perma, Chris just seems like a self-hating malcontent who is projecting his balls off. I mean, who writes that kind of shit for other people to see? Anyone with a lick of sense would put it all down in a journal then burn it. And christ, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say an older woman just broke up with him — I mean, the childish venom:

“Any of them? Didn’t think so. (Blow-jobs aren’t good either- their dentures might lock up on your weinie! Imagine THAT 911 call!).

Nature makes women BUTT UGLY fairly early in life to prevent them from breeding. Kind of hard to get pregnant if you’re so gruesome no man in his right mind can get a boner over your appearance. But, women, in their arrogance, fail to realize that men are stimulated VISUALLY!”

Oh, and women are visually stimulated VISUALLY as well! Maybe not everyone, but a lot of us…just in case any trolls were wondering. I know insecure men like to co-opt visual stimulation under the name of EVO PSYCH, but there ya go.

Shiraz – don’t you love the way they simultaneously deny that women are visually stimulated, and whine about how if a man doesn’t look like Brad Pitt, he’ll be rejected out of hand?

One more bit of cognitive dissonance (or wilful cognitive dissonance, as it were) to add to the seventy million others they display.

Psych-major is probably a popular fake identity because it allows you to announce that things are wrong with people who disagree with you.

Then again, at my school it was the don’t-know-what-I-want-to-study major, so no doubt there are a lot of slackers amongst the honest-to-god authorities on mental illness.

“Shiraz – don’t you love the way they simultaneously deny that women are visually stimulated, and whine about how if a man doesn’t look like Brad Pitt, he’ll be rejected out of hand?”

Yeah, kitteh. It’s kind of like how all women mooch off of men — but are also taking all the jobs.

No, no, guys, women aren’t visually stimulated, they just make up a physical standard and arbitrarily reject men who don’t meet it because they are bitches.

“No, no, guys, women aren’t visually stimulated, they just make up a physical standard and arbitrarily reject men who don’t meet it because they are bitches.”

Is that why I’m not leaping around every time I see a noble and worthy MRA?

“Then again, at my school it was the don’t-know-what-I-want-to-study major, so no doubt there are a lot of slackers amongst the honest-to-god authorities on mental illness.”

Oh fuck yes. Two “winners” from my undergrad days (one I’ve mentioned before)

1) oppositional defiant disorder? Kids these days just need to be spanked more! (Said by someone probably about 19-21 then, and under 30 now, this was not some back when spanking was encouraged comment)
2) and I fucking quote “what’s the difference between autism and schizophrenia?”

I hope to all the gods that neither went into either psychology nor child anything. #1 was said in child psychopathology (interesting course actually) #2 in, um, intro to clinical psych? Child development was the first one’s thing (the go to major for young women with no idea what they actual want to do)

For comparison the not-an-ex (ok maybe an ex, things got weird) was a psych major with me, ze’s finishing up pharmacy grad school, needed the research background as pre-reqs. S it does both provide a solid science background, and produce sensible people, sometimes. (Hey, I frisk troll studies!)

[quote]All you “I know hot 40-year-olds!” shriekers are missing the point. Show me one woman who was less attractive at 20 than she is at 40 (barring extreme weight loss or reconstruction, which makes another point entirely).[/quote]

If women’s looks are the only thing that matters then you might be right (but even then probably not, at 20 I didn’t know how to style my hair type or what colors I looked good in). But you know that attractiveness also includes personality. Any person who tells me that they were a more interesting person at 20 than at 40…well, that’s just very sad.

RE: PEMRA

I’m mostly asexual. Somehow, I manage to restrain being a whiny pain in the ass about it.

There’s so stopping it, so best thing to do is just not worry about it. If you want to keep your body in good shape, head to the gym, eat well, but accept that you won’t be a hot 21-year old forever. And understand that’s true for everyone else too.

Wow. I actually do hope you’re trolling, just because if you actually believe that, it’s sad. By my own husband’s admission, he was an ass back at twenty-one–not someone I likely would’ve liked. I was still growing into my body at twenty-one–I think I was only just starting to get my beard then. (Also, twenty-one was pre-surgery, and in my opinion, I look WAY better after that.)

My husband’s in his thirties, and he’s the most gorgeous man on the planet. I am positive he’s only going to get even more gorgeous over the years. Why this is so mind-boggling of an idea, I don’t know.

The world has no idea how much happier I am now versus the time I was between 18-20 years old. I am learning how to have boundaries and I now know it is okay to say the word “No.” I have a long history of people who have taken advantage of me and my kindness, from my birth mother onwards.

Also getting the mental help I have needed in my life. I am way more comfortable with myself than I ever have been. I feel okay with my place in the universe now 🙂

Oh fuck yes. Two “winners” from my undergrad days (one I’ve mentioned before)

1) oppositional defiant disorder? Kids these days just need to be spanked more! (Said by someone probably about 19-21 then, and under 30 now, this was not some back when spanking was encouraged comment)
2) and I fucking quote “what’s the difference between autism and schizophrenia?”

I hope to all the gods that neither went into either psychology nor child anything. #1 was said in child psychopathology (interesting course actually) #2 in, um, intro to clinical psych? Child development was the first one’s thing (the go to major for young women with no idea what they actual want to do)

I was suitemates with one whose thesis project was about how we should be able to keep pets on campus because puppies are cute, bolstered with points like “and then students would be able to raise guide dogs for the blind and wouldn’t that be great!”. I hear that the background of her powerpoint presentation was bright pink.

RE: katz and Argenti

It’s a long-running joke in the online multi community about the psych students who think they know everything about multi. I think it even got put on the bingo card.

Had to resurrect this thread for an article in yesterday’s paper. It was about a recently-married couple talking about how much in love they are and the stuff they’ve done since they met. The man was saying how beautiful the woman is and how wonderful it was to meet.

He’s 73.

She’s 106.

I wish Christopher in Oregon could see that. His little head would explode.

Awww, happy old couple! Much to the OP’s jerk’s chagrin, I actually find elderly couples sweet in a way — both the “still happy after all these years” and the “just goes to show that getting old can be awesome”.

LBT — *dies* fwiw, my intro to clinical psych “prof” was a TA, willing to be questioned. She looked into how religious AA is an apologized for assuming it could work for everyone. And admitted to being completely clueless wtf “the host alter” meant and settled on “treat the one who comes to see you”. Probably not perfect, but she did admit that:

1) you treat the person in your chair
2) they might be there for non-multiple related things, and with anyone, you treat what they complain about

But she was a grad student, she’s probably still under 30. Maybe newer psychs just suck less? Anyone trained on DSM III has been, in my experience, a generally out of touch idiot. Not that that’s exclusive to older psychs, but they seem more prone to it.

Speaking of psychs, I had my last session with my bloke last week! Still one or two available to us (ie. covered by Medicare) but we agreed they weren’t necessary.

That tirade from Christopher from Oregon somehow manages to be stomach-churningly offensive & gut-bustingly hilarious at the same time. In what sort of weirdo-land does he come from? Toothless elderly 30 year old women with grey-hair, wrinkles & a thing for chewing tobacco….Dogpatch, perhaps?

Before www trolls there were these little ugly rubber dolls we called trolls. Women eventually look (and kinda smell) like these. At 30, not so much, at 40 the evolution is evident, at 50 you best already have a partner. Otherwise I suggest visiting the adult toy store. BTW, older women, stop with rose oil or patchouli oil.

I guess this moron has never laid eyes on the OVER 40 Carmen Electra (who looks better than most women less than half her age).

Of course 40 year old women are not as pretty as 20 year olds and 28 year olds are not as pretty as 18 year olds and Catherine Zeta Jones was prettiest of all but does that mean that we have to hold out for the best of best at the expense of everything else?? If a woman is slim, has long hair and isn’t really ugly then she can make up for the rest in other ways. I am in my early 60s and male. 40 year old slim women are not gross and I didn’t think that when I was 40 or 30…

As another poster said, older people are happier and less stressed. It’s true because you know that time is running out.. Whoever wrote this post, Markie Mark? Is extremely childish and no decent woman in her right mind would want to date such a juvenile ejit.

Fuck off with your boner notes, Scorpio.

Wait, Scorpio will deign to grace a woman 20 years his junior with his boner? Oh joy, oh wondrous day! Someone give that man a whole box of cookies.

Not again. Is Scorpio planning on necroing every thread with boner updates?

I wonder if Scorpio will necro one thread per day. He thinks we want a daily dispatch from his boner I guess.

@Katz, well, you know, the more threads he necros, the more chances he has to spread the word that he and his wife are doing relationships correctly. Unlike the rest of us idiots who aren’t in open relationships.

Also, this conversation was over a year ago, but: a girl I went to high school with did not figure out how to present herself in an attractive fashion until well into her 30’s. Suddenly, she seemed to grow into her facial structure, style her hair to suit her (instead of her favourite celebrity), dress to suit her body. She went from being plain and awkward to being strikingly beautiful. At age 36 (ish). So suck it, pedophiles.

What about those of us who are in open relationships? I don’t wanna be lumped with this tool!

I think the important take-away here is that Scorpio’s opinion is the only correct one.

Damn, I meant to add a typographical indication that I’m snarking. Sorry.

Hmm, Argenti, I think it depends on whether or not you have any boner-related opinions to share with us. Do you have feelings about how the political discussion topic of the day related to who you do and don’t want to fuck? Because if not I think Christopher may not be interested in being part of the same group as you either.

Or Scorpio. Why I am I thinking of someone named Christopher who also wanted to share his pantsfeels with us?

Because of what thread was necro’ed?

And no, I have no boner thoughts for you.

I do have thoughts on feeding ambush predators though, namely, bumblebee gobies are surprisingly “what’s that over there? Is it food?” about the ambush part.

God, what is it WITH these dudes’ fixation on fucking youth? IT’S REALLY FUCKING CREEPY TO ME OKAY.

Seriously, am I the only guy who’s NOT into people younger than I am, generally? (I blame it on having a brother a couple years younger than me. I see young guys in porn and go straight to irrational big brother behavior, rather than pantsfeels.)

LBT — L’s decided anyone more than a year or two younger than zir is too young — I’m very nearly exactly a year younger and yeah, I’m the same way. I’m three years younger than R but three years younger than me = my brother = ew!

Cassandra — whoops, I guess I did have boner notes!

Reading this makes me want to move back to France. Say what you will about the French, but I love that it’s a more mature culture and older women look really sophisticated and pretty there, where it’s ok to age.

First, as a woman in her 40s, I know I am losing my looks even though friends tell me I still look “young for my age.” I know how I looked in my 20s and this ain’t it. At the same time, I present well and am a nice person whom I would like to think offers a lot to another.

Throughout my teens, 20s, 30s, men twenty plus years would hit on me. They would drive by in cars begging for sex, hitting on me everywhere I went. Those men were idiots, gross, and the butt of jokes. Yet, my experience is not uncommon. Many even whined, saying ,while begging, that their wives/peers had ageds and they wanted to be with someone they were attracted to….

News flash! Men age too!. Younger women generally are not attracted to men who are old enough to be thier dads.

Alfred Kinsey, who wrote Sex of Women and Sex of Men, spurred the porn culture that gave rise to Hefner, Playboy mansion, and spawned a nation of pedophiles, older men who felt entitled to sex with younger women, and all sorts of deviants from a healthier, family oriented norm.

As a result, in mainstream society, women are often left to feel that sex is all they have to offer and that men only value beauty. Go to Europe and you will meet men who appreciate a woman for her grace and character. In the U.S., within minutes, men are asking for sex…Ironically they have little to offer, themselves, beyond a dick and possible a wallet. As far as character, depth of soul, intellect are concerned, they are lacking.

For the record, my grandparents were in their 80s and still hopelessly in love and affectionate with one another.

Going back to what the original poster said, I found this blog as I googled “Why are old people ugly.” I never use to be age-ist. Maybe it is the fact that I am getting older that I have less tolerance for it…but when I look around I cannot help but think the old are ugly — with their white, thinning hair, wrinkled skins, decaying bodies, and old age smells They appear to wear a “mask of death.” It’s an old age look….like wrinkles look like spider webs encasing the body signalling that the grim reaper is near.

I have seen pictures of Toni Morrison….Stunning lady in her youth…Now on old lady…She still dresses the same,wears her hair the same, but has that death look about her – an old lady face. Same with Mary Tyler Moore, a stunning beauty, whose eyes are now red with blood vessels and who drools. Mickey Rourke who turned into the typical fat, ugly, bad old man with a few stray strands of hair sticking out on top of his head.

I am finding too that I am not attracted to older men either. In my teens and 20s, I thought men my age were gross, old, and ulgy. Now that I am this age, I look at men in their 50s on up as unattractive…even though they hit on me…heck I get hit on by me all the way up to thier 80s….and yes, men age too…..

Men may not want their ugly old peers, but younger women don’t want them either. Male middle aged spread, drooping butts, thinning hair, wrinkled skin, their sunken eyes and not attractive either. Even if they were to work out, get face lips and implant a hair rug…no thanks…

Folks, old age IS ugly.

I don’t care if one of those old men were the wittiest, most intelligent, loving in the world…on a physical level I iam repulsed….I know they can’t help how they appear.Its one thing to have a conversation with them..it’s another when they want you…Ick.

Going back to what Scorpion said, the old men know they don’t have much time left, so they figure…why not hit on all the young(er) ones in sight. Men a few generations back would have been worthwhile, morally upstanding mentors, leaders, men of respect, elders, pillars of the community.

Today, thanks to the Hugh Hefner porn culture which has seeped into mainstream culre, these men have little to offer beyond their stale, wrinkled up old dicks. They do not develop thier minds..and so can only gossip and speak nonsense…but they still want to satisfy thier urges thanks to viagra….With only sex on their wilted minds…they are just the worst as they are so physically repugnant. They clearly want to get intimate iwth others and yet…Yuck1

Havng said that…the elders of Florida. are notorious for having sex with each other well into their 90s….I just cannot imagine wantig sex with an old, decrepit, decaying, arthritic old corpse even as an older myself….There is more to life than sex..You’d think these oldsters would move on to being leaders in their communities, families, etc…and mentors to whom others could look up to for support and wisdom..instead of wrinkled old prunes desperate to satisy themselves like masturbating monkesy.

Long story short…Realizing that your time on earth is finite. Don’t waste your 20s…Find the man/woman you wish to spend the rest of your life with….Find someone you would be attracted to on a mental, emotional, spiritual level..someone you respect, adore, love, and would be a great spouse, parent, provider, and build a life with that person. As you age, you will love each other and forgive each others foibles….You will find more to love and adore abou each other as you age….

If you miss the mark or try to trade in your spouse for youth…know you are setting yourself up for a fall..as youth is beauty…and old is unattractive, whether male or female. Pretty young blondes have even remarked on how they have to drug themselves up before hving sex with Hef as he is so old and repulsive. Katherine Zeta Jones, 40 to Michael Douglas’ 60/70? has said that if she had to do it over, she never would have dated him..as she is now left with an ugly old man whose diapers she has to change. Rupert Murdoch traded in his old wife for a younger one..only to find the younger one cheating on him and laughing about how he is just an old, repulsive old goat…..All the money in the world cannot make an old man attractive…

Hopefully if you marry your childhood sweetheart you will grow old gracefully together…..If you try to use beauty to snag wealth or wealth to snag beauty…realize you are getting yourself up for a fall. You should marry, fall in love for the right reasons…Young and beautiful will use old, wealthy, and wrinkly….The old man will be seen as a stupid old fool and the young woman will either be cheating on him or taking pills to hide her disgust at having to service him for money….When she wises up, and becomes more independent, she will dump him in a flash or use the fraility of his old age against him as she never loved him in the first place. Old man who think they can make young women fall in love with them are delusional.

So, for the OP, yes, older women are ugly…so are older men…And guess what, you’re getting older too..and only day a younger person will inform you about how ugly you now are as an old fogey…Hopefully you will have the wisdom and grace to weather that eventuality.

Replace womyn with robots.