Our Misandrist Future?
Over on Comics Should Be Good, glimpses of a terrifying misandrist future — and the man who set out to make things right again!
He does look cute in his little cleaning outfit, I have to admit.
Check the whole thing out. It’s pretty hilarious.
EDIT: I changed the link from Buzzfeed to Comics Should Be Good, which originally dug up the comic and shows more from it.
Posted on March 16, 2013, in antifeminism, evil women, misandry, misogyny. Bookmark the permalink. 710 Comments.
@virgil
link plz. or some sort of citation.
It wasn’t a troll, it was aworldanonymous, here: http://manboobz.com/2012/07/09/spinning-the-eivind-berge-arrest-reddit-vs-the-spearhead/comment-page-1/#comment-171605 and few other places, and Tulgey Logger here: http://manboobz.com/2012/08/18/redditors-gamer-girls-need-to-stop-complaining-about-being-called-sluts-and-whores/comment-page-4/#comment-196339 . I can’t find any more than 6 instances and it was only them.
Damn, I thought you were on to something too.
Virgil, why are you telling David what to write on his blog? Don’t make me link to this again.
Since Virgil’s being difficult, I thought I’d look it up.
http://www.legifrance.gouv.fr/affichCodeArticle.do;jsessionid=31ADE74F1A72F9EAB11F2682C486084E.tpdjo17v_2?cidTexte=LEGITEXT000006070719&idArticle=LEGIARTI000006418005&dateTexte=2
(warning: in French and the translation is not fabulous)
Basically, in the USA you can do a paternity test whenever you want (they sell them at the drugstore for chrissake), and in France you can’t. In France it has to be part of a court case….so in Virgil’s hypothetical case of a woman challenging for child support, a man could in fact get an order for a paternity test…he just couldn’t do it himself off the record.
I don’t know how substantive child support awards are in France. I was under the impression many things were provided for children by the state if needed….but I’d love to see real details if anyone has them.
So, basically a paternity test just goes on record in france?
Thank you, Sideliner: This would be another one of those nutty thought habits of MRAs then. They hear about something happening somewhere, and immediately start talking as if that’s the absolute law for everyone everywhere. Or like it’s gonna be, real soon. And they invariably exaggerate the absoluteness of what they think they know.
WAIT WAIT WAIT. I thought all feminists were lesbians and/or hated sex and/or couldn’t get laid? And now we’re ALL having sex with as many men as we can get our hands on, are so super-attractive that male models are apparently lining up to our doorsteps, and can’t think of anything else when we interact with men? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT MY SEX LIFE SHOULD LOOK LIKE WHEN MRAS CAN’T EVEN AGREE?!
This is a bit late, but I just want to point out that most cis men have male semen inside them. In fact, I have male semen inside me right now! Funny how it doesn’t turn someone into a horrible person until it leaves the testicles.
Is Virgil the same one David wrote about a few days ago? http://manboobz.com/2013/03/13/men-who-hate-women-debate-how-quickly-women-go-bad/
(Sorry if someone brought this up already – I’ve been enjoying the awesome weather recently and have missed most of Virgil’s salad days.)
Nevermind, he’s obviously the same person.
OMG THE BABIES!!! @Falconer congratulations, and to Serena and Adrian: welcome to the world!!
…and it keeps getting better and better with all the furry (and splashy) companion pictures!! Evie and Adora very rarely consent to being photographed (the camera is, to them, a highly favored and rarely accessible toy to be pounced on whenever it makes the little whirry sound as the lens spins to focus) but I’ll see what I can do to add my two brats… er, I mean “cats” to the scrapbook…
I was planning on doing 3 each on the weekend days and split the remaining four between the weekdays with one day off.
So much OMG laughter at Virgil.
Virgil, you are right, we are living in a matriarchy and men have it so much worse than women. However, you have come to the right place! Lucky for you, there are step-by-step instructions for defeating the evil matriarchy right at the top of the page! (Well, a link to them.) Since I don’t trust your reading comprehension for shit, here is the breakdown:
1. Find a loophole allowing you to join the women-only rocket corps.
2. Get through your training without whining. (This may be the hardest step for you. Stay strong!)
3. Go on your first mission and do exactly what the stupid women tell you not to do.
4. Save your commander from the enemy using your invented-by-women training that was obviously worthless, but works.
5. Marry your commander and wow her so much with your awesome masculinity and, presumably, skill at that she becomes a housewife. (Interesting note: this will require defiling her with your semen. Stay strong!)
6. Matriarchy defeated! Long live patriarchy!
Let us know how the plan works.
Thanks to Gillian’s comment, I just went back and found the picture of THE BABIES, SQUEE! Falconer, you have beautiful babies. More Selena and Adrian, when you have a chance, please.
Sorry to disappoint you, socky, but if I were looking for dates I certainly would, if he were interested. Smart, kind, witty and socially aware = winner.
Paker Hurley or David Futrelle.
You’re @ a beach club and both of these men are in your vicinity.
You don’t have a boyfriend and are open to talking to a man.
So Parker Hurley or David Futrelle. People need to admit that Looks are everything.
I mean what does being more confident or being nice have to do with how attractive you are?
Women are animals driven by sexual desire and nature.
We’re not special snowflakes that work on intangibles.
@virgil
ooh! do I get to answer! I love answering trolls! I’m at a slight disadvantage, because I don’t know how David looks, all I know is that he is fat and this apparently is terrible. I also know how Parker Hurley looks (after googling him) but don’t know much about his personality, where I see some of David’s through this blog. I’m also at a slight disadvantage because I’m a lesbian, but I don’t know if we exist in Virgilverse. So…not enough information supplied. First you should tell me if I exist.
Also, I approach neither, because I’m shy, and tend not to approach people I don’t know at beaches. (wait, beach club? what’s a beach club?) Either that or I approach David, assuming I recognize him, because for me slightly familiar faces are better than not at all familiar faces. The point is I attempt to sleep with neither, though that’s just because I don’t try to sleep with people I randomly meet at beaches.*
I have put way too much thought into this.
*nothing wrong if one does try to sleep with someone who also wants to sleep with them after beach meeting, just that I’m too shy to do that.
I’m just boggled by finding out that oral sex is a deviant act.
Hey, VirgAl? I wouldn’t know who this Hurley bloke is, but here’s a tip: I don’t actually find male models attractive. Far from it.
Funny how you’re whining about women being interested in sex, yet the basis for your whine is that you’re not getting any. The word for that is hypocrisy, because I somehow doubt you’re chasing after the women who are fat or not conventionally attractive.
You’re a laughable loser, Mr Alsock.
I have the boyfriend, Virgil, who looks far more like David than Parker Hurley (who I had to Google). Plus, Virgil, why would I approach anyone when my male model delivery should arrive at any minute? (Btw, the boyfriend wants to know if the male models can bring XBox controllers so they can all play together when the sexing is not going on. Who is organizing this again?)
Any sex with VirAl would be a deviant act, sort of like fucking a full colostomy bag.
Also very tired since I had to hit my quote of 10 male models in one night. This week I will try to space them out a bit. Technical question: I live in LA. Do male actors count, if they’re good looking enough to be male models? That would make things easier, since I can’t throw a rock without hitting a male actor in this town. (Note to self: Hitting male actors with rocks has not been an effective pickup strategy. Try negging them instead.)
^ quota ^
So…back on the 10 male models? Can we do threesomes? That would save some time.
@Virgil Against my better judgement (ugh, they warn you and warn you not to put out the food), I’m going to take this one as if you meant it seriously and earnestly, and I’m give you a serious answer. Because if you wanted to, really wanted to, you could take a simple step to make yourself a lot less unattractive right now.
The women you rail against are 95% in your imagination. Don’t get me wrong, there are shallow and stupid people everywhere, but the vast majority of people are, you know, people, and people have highly individual and idiosyncratic tastes. Not everyone finds Chris Hemsworth (or whoever it is you are crushing on at the moment) attractive. I’m not sure exactly why you so desperately want to believe that there is one, and only one, standard of beauty, but that is about you and has nothing to do with reality.
However, there are some things that make all people, even quite physically attractive people, become absolutely hideous. One of the worst of those things is having a vile, insecure personality. Talking about how physically disgusting you are, no matter how you look, is a turn-off (even quite plain people can appear beautiful if they show humor, personality, self-confidence and intelligence). Insulting people is a turn-off, especially when your insults are so neurotically lacking in any insight. Essentialist thinking of any sort (gender, racial, etc., etc., etc…) is a turn off. Telling people that you know their experience and preferences better than they do is a turn off. And, fundamentally, insecurity is a massive turn off.
I get it, confidence is hard, especially if you have had bad experiences in the past. But it’s like a muscle and it gets stronger the more you practice with it.
I’ll make a bet with you, if you are brave enough to try it. Call it an experiment to prove your contentions and assertions up there. Tit for tat. You improve your behavior and I bet you it will improve the way the people here respond to you. Ask people questions without hurling insults at them, and if you don’t understand why they respond the way they do, ask them to please explain it to you or point you in the direction of something you can read to get that information for yourself.
It will have nothing to do with how you look and everything to do with how you behave, as that is a goodly part of human interaction. Sure, looks matter, but a great personality can overwhelm mediocre looks, just as a vile, awful personality can overwhelm even stellar looks. Yes, there are exceptions in that there are and will always be shallow, stupid people who will make their choices based on shallow, stupid reasons. I suspect you are one of them. Care to prove me wrong or prove me right?
@gillian
wow. Somehow I missed where he asked what being nice had to do with being attractive. O_O
And I know from whence I speak; I spend part of my year in Los Angeles, and I’ve done the LA dating thing, including a couple of people you would know if I mentioned them. And if I had to choose, there’d be no contest (they didn’t get invited back to my place and didn’t get second dates either). I’d totally go have a drink with David, and even a date if we clicked, because I find his point of view and his sense of humor interesting, and I’d like to hear more.
Did anyone here not have to google Parker Hurley?
And if I’m picking a male model, It’s going to be David Gandy every time because, as ambassador for BDCH, he could bring cute puppies & kitties with him. And, unlike Parkr Hurley, Mr Gandy’s blog shows his “Blue Steel” charity auction for Comic Relief and not naked breasts.
@Marie Well, honestly, I only read the most recent post. I didn’t even intend to read that one, as I’m trying to train myself out of tilting with windmills and therefore just skip by whenever I see his name, but I accidentally kept reading as I finished Kitteh’s post and ended up hitting that line before I noticed that this was stale sock smell, rather than the reek of a fresh sock.
@Gillian not sure you wanted to use the phrase “tit for tat” to Virgil ….
@gillian
I’ve been reading all of his posts that show up in threads I’m in and I managed to miss it XD though I guess I was too busy having fun answering the question.
I don’t know if I can think of any male models off the top of my head. Well, I thought of one, but I had to look it up to confirm that Djimon Hounsou is a male model, because I saw him in movies, so he acts and models I guess.
@titianblue I totally had to google him, and I’m still not sure who the heck he is.
Another instant poll: raise your hand if you rewound more than twice to go back to 1:40 to see the cutest puppeh in the whole video (#notsohumbleopinion) giving kisses and then running off into the camera in hot pursuit of that tennis ball (raises hand and then goes back to watch again)!
Something just occurred to me. Can those pups be considered male models? Cause I would totally trade my weekly quota for puppysnorgles!!!
Random! Is anyone here good at troubleshooting Skype? I’m having issues, can’t sign in even after downloading the updated version.
My question for Virgil is, who the hell is Parker Hurley and, if he’s attractive, why shouldn’t women want to fuck him?
Yurgh! You are absolutely right. That’s what I get for reading game theory and then forgetting that the average age of the male on the internet is 12 (-2 years for MRAs)
Women only care about how you look. I’m watching the movie Think Like a Man with a cast of attractive black men.
All women are tweeting about is how hot Michael Ealy is. Only Looks Matter.
Your boyfriends are just lucky you’ve never crossed paths with a Male Model( Male Model being a metaphor for any good looking guy, whether a rugby player, musician anything)
Its all about RAT( Relative Attractiveness).
Whether a man is rejected by a woman depends on his Attractiveness relative to a womans previous partners, current partners and the kind of partner she feels she deserves.
If you are hotter than a womans past lovers, current lovers/crush or who she feels she should be dating. FORGET ABOUT IT.
This is how some men (ME) get rejected by fat girls even. Its because they have endless options of male models to choose from. Being with me would be dating down.
NO WOMAN ANYWHERE IS EVER GOING TO DATE DOWN.
@cloudiah Cookie could give GrumpyCat a run for her money; that’s some serious disapproval going on there!
@katz What I wanted to do was write some witty and simultaneously biting bit of satire about how society is so unfair to poor inkitten folks like me (my angry, bitter, crass feminist kitties had the temerity to grow out of their kittenhood!!) that would be both insightful and hilariously funny.
However, the power of Teh Cyoot is strong with those little bundles of floof of yours and I think I have stunned half an ocean full of dolphins with my squees.
(totally off topic, spell check totally has no problem with the word ‘squees’, y’all!)
Wait, you just admitted you were using male model as a metaphor for good looking guys, and then you kept using it. So, male model is a metaphor for good looking guy, but our boyfriends (don’t have one) are glad we’ve…never seen good looking guys? I can’t follow you.
Also, have fun talking to the ladies in virgilverse. Cuz lots of ladies like to date men (or women + people of other genders, but you still haven’t acknowledged that not everyone is heterosexual) who are also fun to hang around.
Virgil. Movies are NOT documentaries. You are clearly lacking the critical thinking skills required to garner life lessons from fiction. Stop trying.
Women don’t want to date you because you’re an entitled, whiney, asshole. Learn to people.
Also, Parker Hurley is very attractive per his google images, which is all I know about him. He makes excellent stroke material. You might want to consider the ramifications about obsessing over male stroke material, and re-think your entire stance on wanting women to fuck you. (Mind you, most gay men I know don’t really want to fuck entitled, whiney assholes either…)
@Virgil
Hey you (I’m guessing accidentally) said something true!
The last guy I slept with before the boyfriend was more of a “male model” than the boyfriend. So, anyone “hotter” than that was out of luck.*
*Assuming some objective standard of hotness, of course. And also that all women are just like me because of hivemind.
@ Argenti
Whiskey plus herbal tea sounds revolting. Did you run out of black tea?
Also I see that Virgil is still bleating all over the place. Want honesty, Virgil? OK.
I care about looks. I’ve also had more than 10 sexual partners. So?
PS: PUAs are not “society”. Stop listening to them, they’re snake oil salesmen who’re trying to scam you out of money.
@CassandraSays My Skype’s working fine :/ Try reinstalling it, maybe?
Also, I have come to the conclusion that Virgil is an anti-MRA* who’s attempting to make them look even worse than they actually are. Like, if I saw him on an MRA site, that’s what I’d assume. I have more faith in even MRAs than to think they’d say something as silly as “all women date nothing but models”. So…bravo, sort of? Might wanna keep it a bit more subtle next time, though :)
*I know it’s probably not true, but I’d like to think even the most rightwing feminists wouldn’t say the shit he has for the sake of a chuckle. So I’m assuming he’s one of those people who isn’t anywhere near being a feminist, but hates MRAs nonetheless.
@Virgil. Oops, you had a reading comprehension fail there. Try going back up and reading my post again. You get two more strikes, because I like baseball and what the heck.
I will give you credit for less spew there. I see you managed to ratchet down the anger just a but and I’m gonna try to work with that.
Tip #1: Start off by not taking movies (you know, fiction) as real life. Especially not romantic comedies. Want to feel what it’s like to have people engage with you in a positive way? I think most of us agree here that the message put out by Hollywood is often disgustingly sexist. We could totally get on board if you’d like to talk about that.
Tip #2: See above re: telling other people what they think. SOME women only care about physical appearance. Why, exactly, are those the ones you are concerned with?
@Sid
I think Virgil hates everybody. Himself most of all.
Just remember, if you’re not having sex with 10 male models a week, some other woman has to have sex with 20 male models to make up the slack.
So. Many. lols.
I have been a male model in the past and I’ve slept with a few of them. Does this mean that I’m deviant and ruined forever? Heh.
Virgil, are you from the UK? Australia? Your mention of Liam Hemsworth and hot rugby players makes me curious.
BTW, I cross paths with Male Models (subsection – professional musicians) all the time, and I’ve never cheated on Mr C. There’s only one case in which I’ve ever been tempted, and that’s because the guy in question is a total sweetheart.
(I guess Male Model doesn’t actually mean physically attractive? Because, um, not to be mean or anything, but have you seen Rick Ocasek? Musicians at least are often not all that good looking.)
On Skype – apparently my firewall is blocking it, have to shut down the firewall to use Skype. Not happy about that.
O_O now I feel really bad for not taking my male models. I mean there is a thing such as too much sex, varying greatly for different people, but…how much sex would one have to have to do 20 male models a week? how long does sex normally take? So many questions Virgil is making me ask.
What? You feel sorry for the women? Just ask yourself: How many male models are there in the world? How many women are there in the world?
Do these male models even get a refractory period?
I am both trying out my new kitty avatar and wanted to say…wasn’t there a troll from yesteryear who’s signature number was telling David what to write about (especially while challenging his “journalism” credentials?). I just remember because that troll would always remind me of HAL, because he’d say something like “Where’s your outrage about this, Dave?”. Almost always Dave, sometimes David, and the troll would speak to him directly, not just referring to David like most of the regulars do. Maybe that’s who Virgil is? Or have we already sorted his identity?
Also, I do spend time thinking/fantasizing about men that I (personally) find attractive. But that doesn’t mean I’d definitely sleep with them or date them. Like, I (personally) won’t knowingly sleep with a Republican, which means Robert Downey Jr. is out, no matter what he looks like. And though I definitely have a predilection for pretty boys, the only times I’ve had crushes where I was absolutely gaga, doodle our names together, smile randomly, was with guys who were not as conventionally attractive.
Conclusion, for the nth time: Virgil is full of shit.
@Marie
If we skip foreplay (which seems kinda sucky for a number of reasons but whatevs), “sex” (penetration to orgasm) for me takes about 7 minutes. (A friend and I had a long discussion about 5+ years ago and I started checking the clock. This data might be out of date, but we no longer have a proper alarm clock so it will have to do.)
I did consider that, but figured someone had to have a factory churning out male models to meet the number of ladies. But um…. hm. I mean, are there even enough male models to make that work? It seems like they’d never have time to sleep. It just had to be a model factory in my eyes.
@some gal
Thanks for answering ;) I guess that’s not terribly long, but still, it’d have to be sucky to skip foreplay. It’d help Virgil’s numbers work better though.
@pseudo_star_17
Are you thinking of Some Guy Bored with Your Schtick? That sounds like him. I found him really funny in theory. Actually reading his posts, though, was not fun.
You know, that was awful misandrous of me not to think about the chafing! I wonder whether that’s worse than the hard chairs?
If we’re skipping everything but the straight-up fucking then I may also have to decline my delivery of models.
“Hey girl, you are fat and ugly but today is your lucky day as I’ll make you inferior by sleeping with you?”
“No, why on earth not? You think I’m too ugly, you shallow bitch”
(I usually lurk, but I just can’t help it with Virgil. He’s just so WTF.)
Dearest Virgil, no woman is going to date down? Really? Well, my husband isn’t what anyone would call a ‘male model’, let alone even standardly attractive. Yet I still married him. Why? For his personality. He’s one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met. A real nice guy, not a Nice Guy tm. And strangely, his looks never stopped him from getting laid before we were together. Turns out not being an enormous douchebag overflowing with seething rage is a great way to pick up women.
Also. People are allowed to find other people attractive. That doesn’t mean they’re out fucking a super model every 16.8 hours. I can go on about who I find attractive and then not have sex with them! I know, it’s crazy!
And if I saw David and a male model on the beach, I’d offer to buy David a beer (or other beverage) for being so fucking awesome.
Well, at the very least, we can all agree that this 10 male model a week requirement isn’t making anyone happy.
Why can’t we buy them both a beer? Though since we’re on a beach I may have to opt for a rum drink.
@Marie
It really depends on how you define sex, though. The main reason my friend and I were curious is because so much media emphasizes how long men have to last and how longer sex is better (and, of course, assumes piv is the be-all, end-all) and we thought it all sounded too long. IIRC, she came in (I am all over the tasteless puns today) at under 10 minutes too.
Anyway, the media is wrong (at least in the “everyone does it this way” sense). Shocker.
Hey, Virgil, come on. Part of confidence is stepping back up to the plate when you strike out. Do you want to learn to productively engage with real, live, actual human females or do you just want to whinge there in the corner?
Let him answer (or, I suspect, not) for himself, please, Manboobzers. This is how we learn, right? He needs to demonstrate (to me, anyway, for this little exercise) that he’s actually interested in becoming less unattractive. I suspect I know the answer, and that he’s going to chicken out, but I’m feeling filled with the spirit of St Patrick (otherwise known as Jamesons) and I want to see if it’s possible to cast out at least one snake.
It’s a good thing I’m not filled with any spirits yet or I might give in to the urge to mock Virgil a lot more snarkily.
(Shut up, I know it’s not a real word.)
@CassandraSays
I just don’t know how I would even begin to calculate how long foreplay lasts without it interfering with the foreplay.
@ some gal
That makes sense. I was just asking cuz I’m very inexperienced* and didn’t have a guesstimate.
*and by very inexperienced I mean virgin who has never dated. not that Virgil would believe me, since I’m a girl :P
Snarkily is too a word and I like it and so there!
@ Some Gal
You get a third person to stand by the bed with a stopwatch.
I’m pretty sure that this is one of the non-quantum situations in which the observer effect plays a part.
@Marie
It gave me an excuse to fuck for “science” so it was fun. I am just glad my results have some use! LOL.
@Cassandra If we’re holding time trials, do I get cheerleaders too?