The male privilege evident, then, is to treat women who don’t meet his standards as though they literally don’t exist.

Horseshit. 600-pound orcas have men falling all over themselves for the privilege of prying open the hot sweaty folds of her thighs to get at her frothing crotch hole. They may not be O’Rourke Enormodick, but they’ll be far more than the leviathan deserves. Literally any woman in a free society has unlimited access to all the cock she wants. The saying is 100% accurate- men have to earn the approval of a woman, and this approval must be maintained, because women always have an eye out for a longer dong to latch onto. Whereas for women, they receive an infinite supply of sex, pampering, and intimacy merely for existing with a vagina.

That article about the robot horses is classic. But I wonder – who’s the real robot, the random text or the PUAs? They type their rote stuff regardless of the response. That’s pretty damn robotic.

And this line from the article skeeved me out: “Online routines are less varied, since there is no opportunity to do a magic trick or casually touch a woman’s hair to activate her attraction zones.”

Some man touching my hair isn’t activating anything except a violent pulling away and possibly getting his face slapped.

Frothing. Leviathan. Literally. Any. Unlimited. 100%. Accurate. Infinite. These are among the words you do not understand.

Are MRAs supplied with a random word generator when they sign up?

Oh hello, Arks Draggin’ Butt is back. Hey, what’s your problem with who other guys actually sleep with? You obviously don’t want to have sex with women, so our bodies are irrelevant to your life. Why are you so scared of half the human species, eh? You sure don’t know anything about us. You seem to be screaming with resentment that other people actually like each other. Is that it? Nobody of any gender would touch you because you’re a douche, but you see lots of happy people together and can’t handle the idea at all?

There is infinite sex for women! This must mean each woman has at least one man, but not all men have women? How many extra men are there, Dragon Slayer?

These guys are all so bad at math.

Also, framing women’s mating habits as “choice” is sort of misleading. Women do not “prefer” men, in the sense of idiosyncratic preferences. Instead, like machines, they mindlessly select the male with the highest registered status they can muster. You don’t say that a toilet “chooses” to flush, it just does when someone pushes the lever.

Dragon Slayer just keeps getting more charming, doesn’t he?

Where is this mythical land where all women can have as much sex as they want? Cause apparently they also have dragons there, and if they’re like Toothless from “How To Train Your Dragon” I would so move there!

OK I’d move there for Toothless, the sex thing is irrelevant.

True story: showed that movie to a class once, and a student stayed behind to ask me, “Were dragons real? Did they, like, go away like the dinosaurs?”

I think Arks had his binky stolen at a con by a chubby woman, and he’s been bitter and on a moral crusade ever since.

That’s like the quote (which I can never track down) attributed to Virginia Woolf, asking some bitter twit if a pretty woman once laughed at him in his cradle. Kind of sums up the MRM, doesn’t it?

I love how the weight of the hypothetical evil women who’re destroying the world keeps increasing, too. I guess our response to his initial trolling just wasn’t emotionally satisfying enough to fill the gaping hole where his self-esteem should be.

Like most misogynist trolls, Arks’ motivation can basically be summed up as follows.

“I may not be able to get women to like my, but I will ensure that they’re forced to pay attention to me! Behold the pit of emptiness that is my life.”

And those “orcas” (way to dehumanize fat women)

But just imagine if we could turn into orcas in the presence of haters like Draggy …

And why orcas? He seems to know as little about them as about women. They’re fast, intelligent, top-level hunters.

Yeah, length is not something women are terribly likely to fancy – who wants something banging away on your cervix? Ouch. I read somewhere recently that it’s more relevant to anal sex for guys, what with the prostate, if I understood that correctly. But jeez, money and dongers? Nope, not in consideration at all. Face for first impression, then personality and behaviour, that’s what got me.

In my youth I once dated a guy with a cock of Ron Jeremy proportions. The expression “too much of a good thing” most definitely comes to mind. Also the word “ouch”.

Yeah, length is not something women are terribly likely to fancy – who wants something banging away on your cervix?

Er…YMMV. That’s actually pleasant for some women.

However, girth is really important to me. As in, too much of it and it’s just not getting in.

Some man touching my hair isn’t activating anything except a violent pulling away and possibly getting his face slapped.

I really don’t recommend or approve of engaging in violence, but I once broke a guy’s fingers because he was touching my hair.

In my defence, I didn’t know it was a strange man who couldn’t keep his hands to himself. I thought there was a large bug caught in my hair, and I grabbed at it.

RE: CassandraSays

I actually kinda like hyenas. Is there some reason I should dislike them? I never heard anything particularly bad about them, except the females dominate and have trouble with their first litter. (Which isn’t doucheyness, just oh well.)

Maybe I’m supposed to be looking for the LONGEST STATUS and HIGHEST DONG?

::snicker, snicker, snicker::

Cape hunting dogs are the ones that put me off, because of their hunting technique. Not that that’s doucheyness either, of course, it’s just a horrible way for the prey animal to die.

We lost one troll only to pick up another one…..

I have great respect for scavenger animals. I mean, hell, I wouldn’t want their ecological niche! Their digestive systems and resistance to illness are kickass.

Speaking of cool animals, the Komodo Dragon, y’all. It can live on twelve meals a year, take down deer, and if the animal is too big to fit down its throat, it’s known to ram into trees to force the meal down–sometimes so hard the tree falls over.

Komodo dragons are kind of cool, but I do side-eye people who keep them as pets a bit. They don’t tend to like humans very much.

If you do keep a lizard as a pet, probably best not to try to kiss it. I know a women who ended up in the ER because she was making kissy faces at her boyfriend’s pet (large) lizard and it bit her lip.

Sorry, that was supposed to be “wild orcas”, not “while orcas”. Typo fever strikes again!

Am I allowed to love this site and still think the video was actually kind of funny…?

oAo Because, I mean, I laughed and everything.

@Ellex
But the orca couldn’t give consent………..