The Stuff I Ban Part 2: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Symbolic representation of the Man Boobz Trash folder.
Time for another peek into the Man Boobz “Trash” folder!
Regular commenters here may have come across the comments of an MRA/MGTOWer calling himself justeunperdant, who has graced the comments section here with sarcastic if often quite surreal remarks which are enhanced, I feel, by his poor command of the English language.
Here’s one of his perplexing little gems (and no, it doesn’t make any more sense in context):
Here’s one that’s slightly less perplexing, though it seems to be based on the notion that Title IX isn’t a law but is actually the name of some dude:
But what you don’t realize is that not all of Mr. justeunperdant’s comments see the light of day. For example, several days ago he tried to post the following comment:
The problem here wasn’t the comment itself, which is fairly typical of MRAs who visit the site; it was that he attached a video that evidently showed pictures of Jodi Arias, now on trial for the murder of her boyfriend, dragging around his dead body. Not particularly wanting such a graphic video up on Man Boobz, I sent justeunperdant’s comment to the trash.
This made him mad:
I didn’t let that one through either. He keeps posting comments; I keep tossing them in the trash.
When MRAs suggest I delete comments because I “can’t handle the truth,” this is the sort of “truth” they’re talking about.
Posted on January 10, 2013, in antifeminism, creepy, evil women, incoherent rage, men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, misogyny, rape, vaginas, whaaaaa? and tagged antifeminism, men's rights, mgtow, misogyny, MRA, rape. Bookmark the permalink. 485 Comments.
My God, I think it’s trying to communicate.
The misogyny is shocking, but I really keep getting hung up on his issues with cats.
The “rape” of the litter box thing – Is it a metaphor where red is female and blue is male? Read that way, it sounds a little like NWO, but even weirder
The stupid…it burns!
The last two comments I saw from him were both addressed to me specifically, in threads I’d barely commented in, and just as nonsensical. That was creepy.
Wow… the gibbering is strong in that one.
I don’t understand……
Gods. Skidmarkunderpants makes a Pell meltdown look like the finest prose ever.
I suspect he’s no more coherent in his own language. Unless, of course, he’s some really bizarre sock/poe, in which case the same conclusion applies: he needs to get a life.
Notice how the fixation on women as sex objects goes along with hatred of the very body parts he lusts after?
Unoriginal troll is unoriginal.
Not to forget the way these twerps love to throw the “You’ll die lonely!” line at people who are, um, enjoying other people’s company, whether through intimate relationships or friendships or whatever.
I love the smell of projection in the morning.
That right there is a pretty classic sign of an MRA.
The “recent posts” sidebar is amusing.
The Stuff I Ban Part 2: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Orgasms, away?
Unimaginative – definitely. It’s how I’ve thought of a lot of misogynists for years, long before I’d heard of MRAs and probably before they’d gussied themselves up with a title.
LOL Pecunium!
I was looking at old threads the other night and Owly made yet another creepy/bizarre statement about sex being some sort of contest – he said whoever comes first, wins, and he’s never lost.
First thought: dude, it’s called premature ejaculation, see a doctor.
Second thought: who the hell would orgasm when enduring sex with Owly anyway?
Holy shit. Doesn’t “perdant” roughly translate to “loser?” If so, at least it’s honest.
@The Kittehs’
It is like the theory of the guy the other day who said feminists wanted to stop all forms of male pleasure. Although he thought that women got off on denying men orgasms and NWO is basically admitting to the opposite.
Wut? I don’t…I hear a lot of stupid shit in meatspace (currently stuck listening to an explaination of why metal in one’s brain and MRIs are incompatible) but this? No. Fucking. Clue.
I can almost understand the sex bullshit, but what the fuck is with the cat BS?!
If you put all the Manboobz headlines together, they actually form the lyrics and stage directions of one very long, obscure 80s rap opera.
Re: monsieur underpants, I could have sworn this one was Owly the first time I saw him letting loose here, but that doesn’t seem to pan out unless he’s Owly’s drunk posting handle. Which would be pretty astounding, because Owly is clearly Owly’s drunk posting handle.
And they’re probably both MRAL anyway.
::snorts tea onto keyboard::
Has Owly ever had a hatefest on for kitties?
And does Tom Martin think female cats are wh***s?
I think the pornsick weasel is assuming everyone here is a crazy cat lady.
Crazy cat ladies who will not respond to notes from his boner but just might be willing to talk about litter boxes.
Only if he eats the used litter first.
It’s eithe like a dada esq film script or word salad from the nasty drunk next door. I’m going for the word salad, but what’s with the red cat blue litter box?
I think the bewilderness may have it. Either that or his reading is stuck on an evil dr seuz.
Has the red pill/blue pill thing gone over to cats and litter boxes now? Though that wouldn’t work since it would have to be Heroic Red Cat overcoming the Evil Blue Litterbox Matrix.
I’ve seen bots that were more convincing in their use of language. Yipes.
We talked about that when he first showed up here.
“Juste” is justice, fairness, proper, correct; he’s using to mean “only,” which my education makes me think should be “seulement.”
“un” is an article, that’s pretty much correct.
“perdant” is a mangling of an adjectival form of “perdre,” to lose, as in to misplace or forget, not “loser.” C.f. A la Recherche du Temps Perdu.
He should just call himself Merde Underpants and be done with it.
So, uh, a trigger warning might have been nice.
I mean, I know this whole blog essentially comes with one, but some rape-y stuff is extra trigger-y.
Did you permaban him for stupidity?
My first thought was to wonder if it was tomek (from Feministe). But then I think I’m just being optimistic that there’s only one misogynist troll with a not-so-super grasp of English.
And if you didn’t permaban him, would you consider doing so now?
Internet hugs, whataboutthemoonz, if you want them! Along with a picture of a woman with an armful of koalas AND a koala hairstylist.
Fuck koalas and their shrunken brains.
Was the murder the one they were walking about on news (CNN?) the other day? They were covering the trial in depth and talking about how the woman was evil. It was on while I was in a take away waiting for food. It didn’t seem to be ignored, in fact the opposite. I normally get my news from British sources so I don’t normally hear about simple murders.
Not scientific, but I have been working with a high school student so today I went to her science fair. Someone had done a project in behavioural science with the hypothesis that men in the local area were punished more severely than women. The results they obtained suggested the opposite. Since it is only high-school research I’ll assume there were problems with the methodology and the sample group was too limited. It was interesting to see though.
cloudiah – no no no, those aren’t koalas. They are drop bears just lulling her into a sense of security before eating her brainz. (It’s not the zombie apocalypse you have to look out for.)
probably a feminist drop bear
“Fuck koalas and their shrunken brains.”
I hope you get your face chewed off by a drop bear, and then your doctor fucks up your skin graft and uses legos instead.
He should just call himself Merde Underpants and be done with it.
I think, Underpants, Pleine de la Merde.
This, of course assumes that underpants are feminine.
and Italic fail.
@cloudiah: Dammit, I look at that picture and instead of squeeing, all my brain can think is, that woman and her koalas was pasted onto the background because the light on her is totally different from the light on the things behind her. Stupid artist’s brain.
Falconer – yeah, it does look like that! She’s got what looks like electric light on her, not sunlight. One thing I can never figure out how to get around when I do my cut and paste pics, too.
Pecunium – Mr Shittyknickers, maybe! :)
I’m not that great at Shop, but I took some drawing classes, and it’s a matter, I suspect, of burning and dodging, retouching and retouching and retouching until you’ve got the shadows and the highlights right. An undertaking for a professional, or someone with more time on hir hands than I have.
LOL @ Mr Shittyknickers!
David, have you checked the IPs to see if Grumbles is Mr Al part whateverthefucknumberhe’satbynow?
Shut up, Sgt. Grumbles. Jesus H. Christ, will you stop being such a shithead?
“He should just call himself Merde Underpants and be done with it.”
ding ding ding
chocmities: yes, underpants reminds me of tomek on Feministe, and tomek reminds of one of the “Wild and Crazy Guys” from early SNL.
And more knowledge than I have, definitely! Never got into Photoshop or Gimp, the language is too different (a pox on you, Adobe) and I found them anything but intuitive. I use PhotoStudio, which is pretty basic but does most of what I need, just not the lighting things. I tried downloading PhotoPosPro but it went blah on my computer. Paint.Net is handy for things like using noise to do snow or rain effects.
Fake? It doesn’t pass the Turing test to me. But I can be wrong.
Other theory: Mr. or Mrs. Justaloser is using Google translator.
^chocominties. dammit.
Most of the MRM wouldn’t pass the Turing test …
“and then your doctor fucks up your skin graft and uses legos instead.”
Megablocks. No lego-tainting.
This dude is the misogynist version of one of those really poorly translated manuals that you used to get with VCRs back in ye olde days.
Chocominties, hellkell – did you see the recent thread where it was suggested that tomek is putting it on?
Kitteh’s: I didn’t see that thread, but that would explain a lot.
It certainly would. Even if tomek’s for real, I don’t get the impression zie’s like Shittyknickers. Lots of dubious comments, lots of *cough* misunderstandings *cough* but not this sort of blatant stuff. If Shitty’s not a poe, I doubt he’d be able to keep this visceral level of hatred hidden. Sort of like Owly, it just seeps out. And if tomek had tried this on at Feministe he’d have been banned in an instant.
Of course he could be a smart poe who changes according to the site, though that just makes him a different sort of loser.
Holy crap. I can’t even make any sort of sense there. The words are in English, but I just can’t make it out….
@Kittehs’
Owly’s had some minor (by Owly standards) shitfits about pet charities and expenditures on pets by owners because it exceeded money donated to male specifuc charities. Apparently this proves that women love animals more than men because only women spend money on their pets apparently. Also, the men who haven’t donated totally would have except that they were unemployed because of affirmative action, and were too busy being fugitives from Title IX. “Men” = cis, white, hetero men of course, just as the good Lord intended. All other male human-seeming objects are actually creations of international bankers.
A cat litter story would fit well on AVfP. :)
falconer: as a photographer, that was very much my first thought.
No, it’s true. Koala brains take up only half their cranial cavity. They used to be bigger but shrank over time when they adapted to a diet of eucalyptus leaves.
Will save! Does a 13 save? Crap. Looks like I’m engaging the troll.
Even if that’s true, is that a reason to say “fuck koalas” ?
Grumbles – So Fucking What? What’s with hating on any animals?
Kiwi girl – excellent idea! It could bring Poutine into the story! (Say … she’s a reddish coloured cat and could well have a blue litter tray … )
Shadow – I should have guessed, though that would take more convoluted thinking than I could manage. I dunno … out here, at least, the money that goes to animal charities is a miniscule fraction of what goes to human ones. How many men-only charities are there, anyway?
But then since Owly seems unable to think of women as human, it wouldn’t surprise me if he thought animals are hardly alive at all and don’t deserve any sort of help for their problems, most of which are caused by humans in the first place.
I’m picturing a scene in a grocery store. Pierre is in the pet aisle, gravely contemplating which kind of litter Poutine would prefer, when he is approached by a very strange man.
Oooh, yes!
Could Poutine be riding on his shoulder? (Nobody would deny Poutine entrance to their shop …)
A very strange man named Title IX.
So, uh, what explains your obvious brain shrinkage? Is that what’s causing the “fuck koalas” moment?
No, but they’re still kinda lame. Diprotodon, on the other hand…
O_o Perdant makes me think NWO and ExploreNature had a baby. A really confused baby.
Bing Translator translates “juste un perdant” as “just a loser.”
Grumbles would appear to have a dream of being the Elam of the marsupial world.
Pot, kettle; kettle, pot.
It’s prolly MRAL running his earlier comments through babelfish a couple times and reposting them.