Orgasms, away?
Fellas! Better hold on to yourselves, because I’ve got some terrible news for you.
Actually, you’d better NOT hold on to yourselves. Because this is the news, straight from that always 100% reliable news source, the Men’s Rights subreddit:
I wonder if manginal orgasms are still allowed?
Posted on January 8, 2013, in antifeminism, MRA, oppressed men, rape, reddit, sex and tagged men's rights, MRA, reddit, sex. Bookmark the permalink. 777 Comments.









Some gal — aw, that sucks, my tank-of-cories is because they bred, and I felt bad enough about the eggs that got picked off while I was moving them, to have the fry get eaten must’ve been terrible, particularly as a kid!
Yeah, my clown loaches have cory friends, and hilariously neither species can ever decide which species to school with. I’ve had cories following loaches, loaches following cories, loaches that wouldn’t share cave space with other loaches pick a new spot when the cories took over…they’re adorable.
@Argenti Aertheri
And I accidentally dropped the extra r. Apologies.
They were all so sparkly and fun to watch and the light was nice and relaxing when we were sitting in the living room. I would kind of like to get some fish again, but with apartment living, they aren’t really practical to move with us and many places have restrictions on the sizes of tanks iirc. They are on my someday list alongside two more cats. :)
Re UK law: it’s not perfect. Some of my (feminist) meatspace friends have bemoaned the fact that there are acts that it’s perfectly legal to do but heinously illegal to film.
Some gal — no worries, and just Argenti is fine btw. I never had tank size limits, but then again, I never mentioned that it was a 55 gallon tank. As for moving them, plec’s a fucking nightmare to move; the loaches are a royal pain to catch, but they’re small enough to transport easily; any of your standard fare 1~2″ community fish can be moved in an empty wide mouthed container (beverage, pickles, whatever’s handy, though I do stick with plastic myself)
I moved plec nearly 500 miles, moving a tetra/danio/etc tank across town seems like a breeze!
…there are three cories nibbling algae off the same bit of PVC tube // tunnel … guys, it’s a 55 gallon tank, you’re an inch long, there’s plenty of algae!
Some Gal and Argenti:
MRAs: a lot less interesting, intelligent, sociable and generally appealing than fish.
Any fish.
Well, I guess that aVFM article answers the question of whether or not there’s anything that can happen to a woman that those scumbags think people* are justified in being upset about.
*Notice that I didn’t say “women”. Decent men all over the word are upset about this too.
I’m glad that someone who does math well has taken a look at the stats on the lead thing. It looked solid to me, but I was hoping for outside confirmation.
Yes, but if they’re eating that bit it must be the best bit! I don’t want that inferior stuff!
@Argenti
Well, my boyfriend has, well let’s just call it a moving phobia, and so between him and the cat, I’ve already got my hands full. We hope not to be in apartments for too much longer, though, so maybe “someday” will be someday soon.
“Yes, but if they’re eating that bit it must be the best bit! I don’t want that inferior stuff!”
That’s probably it, but the hair algae is terraforming the tank! My silk plants look real they’re so covered in algae!
Some gal — ah, ok then, didn’t realize that the fish would be the least of least moving issues.
Re: lead and violence — I’d love a meta analysis, just to seal it, but yeah, it looks solid (a hell of a lot more solid than the evidence for my DEATH RASH drug actually)
Yeah, that ranks as barely better than the placebo and maybe not even that, except placebos lack DEATH RASH risk…I am less than thrilled (perks of not-dating a grad student, you can get all the studies your psych doesn’t want to acknowledge because one said it was really useful!)
Cassandra – it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if vomitbuckets like Elam envy the Delhi rapists/murderers, or at least did until they were arrested. Seriously, it would not surprise me at all.
Re: fish
I had marbled mollies; they’re viviparous.
Which is why I won’t keep mollies! Eggs are one thing, live birth just seems way too complex (in the avoiding the fry being food sense)
Not like I meant to breed cories though!
I’m catching up…let me guess, AJ Carson = Pell? (I’m on comment three, and the bullshit tone of authority seems awfully familiar).
Ding ding ding, we have a winner! (Yep, it was a Pell Incident)
One of his shortest appearance to meltdown ones, I’d guess!
Possibly? I’m still dying to know how one goes about getting these free scooters that make card pointless because, you see, my 86 year old grandfather doesn’t quite get around as well as he used to…
Though my mother, his DiL, did nickname him the speed demon, some days he zips right along with that walker! And it’s always hilarious to see him dancing with the thing, while singing WWII era songs. But yes, a scooter would be most helpful, and Pell was just positive they where easy to get for free in CT. And this is Important Info damnit!
Wouldn’t the free scooters only be for the wimminz, though, because feminazi gubmint? Or am I mixing Pell up with NWO?
Yep, Pell’s thing was about disabled people being free loaders. Mind you, in my grandfather’s case he’s an 86 year old WWII vet, so Pell can shove it, and there’s even a Doctor Who quote for this —
“Don’t you get it? You were fighting so little twerps like me could do what we want, say what we want. Now you’ve become just like them.”
Gah, that whole disabled are freeloaders thing. It’s so sickening and so fucking widespread.
Wouldn’t sexually frustrated soldiers be more likely to get distracted and make mistakes?
I have to say (from personal experience) that being sexually frustrated isn’t all that common among soldiers. When they need to, they wank.
In combat zones, (and in some training) one is os often not all that sexually aware; for some reason there are other things on one’s mind.
Certainly when one is patrolling/in a firefight, sex isn’t what one is thinking of (even when there are women in the mix).
There’s a forum thread with his biography, if you click the bit Pecunium linked to it was my first Pell Incident, on this very topic (oh Pell, you’re almost interesting when you come off as innocently clueless, eg a student of wtf you claim to be an expert in)
“…for some reason there are other things on one’s mind.”
I’d imagine being shot at, exploded, wtf-ever, would trump most other things, yes. Probably even such things as “nature calls”. Silly MRAs, thinking war is like Call of Duty with bathroom and snack breaks!
(Am I being too flippant? I’m sorry if so, sleep dep is setting in, I’m sure you’re familiar with that problem)
Time for me to attempt sleep I think (staring at the wall is just So. Much. Fun!)
G’night!
I should write some lyrics, but gosh, nothing rhymes with the word “hygiene.”
Listerine.
Phosgene.
Unclean.
Silly Teen.
Niters Argenti!
Other things that I gather might be on the minds of military personnel not in a combat zone (though this is mostly from Stuff I Heard about training):
officers
oh god tired
polishing boots
sleep
*sniff* I miss my bettas. They would come up to the edge of the tank to look at me when I got close.
Irving would swim around happily when I got home from work. Then the little bastard committed suicide right in front of me. Did he jump out of the tank in the middle of the night? Oh no, he waited until I was sitting there eating breakfast to do it.
Zuko died in the power outage from Snowmageddon, because the house was 50 degrees and I had no way to keep the fish warm. Sokka didn’t live much past that – probably too much stress.
Cloudiah: Here’s the Mother Jones article on the subject. I think pecunium or someone might have dropped this earlier, but just in case people missed it…
That was me. I forget where. I was happy to see it because it adds more layers to the, “Levitt is a twit” argument; in the, “that theory looks more like shit than it did when you were shown to have flubbed the numbers and then engaged in really tortuous special pleading because you’d written a bestselling book, and launched a second career and managed to leave your ass hanging in the wind”.
All while not mentioning that two of the other studies to support the idea of “freakonomics” also have his hand in the pie (i.e. he was the advisor of those students).
Oh, before I go, Pecunium, if you want to be really pissed, check the Hugo. Fucking. Schwyzer. link on my tweeter feed. Warning, your head might implode (someone dropped it in a thread here, so ignore me if you saw it already)
In a combat zone:
Officers: Not really a problem (at least not below the rank of Major) Training environments are different, and Colonels who are looking to get a star are assholes of the first water.
The only truly stupid/assholish Capt. I had the “pleasure” to serve under was laterally transferred when we got to theater.
Good thing too, because he’d have come home in a box.
Oh God Tired… oh yeah.
Polishing Boots. No. Even in training the boots are let go. Fix them when one is back in garrison. These days even garrison boots aren’t polished. I think the only soldiers who need to know how to polish are assigned to airborne units; which wear black books with Dress Greens, and tankers, who still have black leather boots (because suede isn’t as good at keeping your feet from burning in a vehicle fire).
Sleep: Hell yes.
Things one cares about in a combat zone.
Food
Sleep
Mail
Showers
Sleep
Mail
Showers
Food
A bad officer… can make things hard, but since most of those are echelons above everyday, and the Captains and Majors are insulation, it’s only asshole generals, (like the prick from the 3ID who send Lt. Colonels around to peek through camo-netting to see if people were more than six feet from their cots without a blouse and helmet; I shit you not, or idiots who were all up in our shit about hair and mustaches) that come in for much in the way of being hated.
And it’s harder to frag one of them, because they don’t leave the wire.
Sex… not that high on the list of pressing concerns.
@Argenti
Thank the FSM that we are living in a post-patriarchy! Imagine how assholish the MRM would look if women were still oppressed!
/sarcasm
Damn, that piece was poorly written.
@pecunium
I misread mail as mall and was wondering how that made the list of things to worry about above sex.
Some Gal – it’s those feeemales in combat! Because shopping!
I feel like I’m missing something, what’s so bad about that Hugo Schwyzer article? I get that the guy is a douchenozzle, but the article is pretty much saying that the concept of “post-patriarchal depression” is bunk and that women shouldn’t have to defer to men. Am I reading it wrong, somehow?
It does say that, sort of. It actually just documents what everyone has said on the topic, I think taking them at face value and then refutes about one-third of the bullshit that has been documented (although it is an important one-third) in the last couple of sentences. To me, at least (and I am already predisposed to dislike Schwyzer), it seems like he is overly sympathetic to a lot of what he documents and actually believes that if women kept emotionally catering to men, there would be fewer murders, but that asking women to do it is wrong.
What I mainly think is that a better writers would have been busy dissecting claims earlier than his second-to-last paragraph.
*seeming to take them at face value (basically, I think his tone is wrong for his point/the material)
and
a better writer (clearly not me unless I get an editor :) )
Yeah, that Schwyzer article seems OK. He’s obviously making fun of entitled guys. Yes, he should shut up forever, but I don’t that article per se has much wrong with it.
@katz
At least we can agree that he should shut up forever!
Everyone agrees on that (I hope).
Problem of denying males sex goes further than opposing porn and prostitution. This problem is actually more complicated if you include involuntary celibates. I believe urgent action from the government is needed here.
However, both feminists and MRAs won’t do anything about it. Feminists are mostly women, which means they have likely never even heard of incel, let alone experienced it or thought about it. Also, most women, especially feminists couldn’t give a shit about males who can’t get partners or even sexual encounters.
As for MRAs, most of them also aren’t incel so they have problem understanding it. Many of them are libertarians/right wingers too so they oppose such government intervention.
But the main point is that there aren’t enough people recognizing this problem and incels are told they must be silent or else they’ll be exposed to ridicule and my dating government dating service idea is critized when it really could help. For example, if an extremely lonely and shy goes on a dating website his profile will be one among thousands of male profiles and he might never go on a irl date. Using governmental programs he would be guaranteed a date. That’s a huge difference.
People refuse to acknowledge this and the fact that parents should also try and find incels partners. If they refuse to and incels can’t stand their incel (as is in my case) these parents are murderers and deserve to be arrested. I’ve tried getting my parents arrested several times but failed and cops even threatened me.
These oblivious people are creating suicides and future George Sodini’s. If George Sodini could use my program he might get a girlfriend and not do what he did. Of course, liberal fools will mix cause and effect and say he was violent before he even did that, which is nonsense. This, and the idea that therapy solves everything, is why liberalism causes deaths,
I realized that I will never be trusted by any psychologists and will never get help from them. They could only harm me. I remembered the film Terminator, first part. In it humans and machines are waging a war in the near future. Since the machines are about to lose to humans led by John Connor they send out a terminator into the future, a machine with a mental skeleton under human skin and parts of tissue, to kill John Connor’s mother Linda so he could never be born. On the other hand, humans send Kyle Reese, a human soldier, to protect John Connors future mother from being killed by the Terminator. They both arrive to her at about same time and a shootout ensues. Kyle gets to Linda first but is unable to convince her of the truth before more shooting occurs and the cops get involved, capturing Linda and Kyle while the Terminator escapes. In police custody Kyle is laughed at by a shrink and most of policemen for claiming he is from the future. He says that no matter what that Terminator is out there, will wade from them and rip Linda’s heart out. Of course, that same night Terminator comes to the police station and kills all the policemen, with Kyle and Linda escaping and the film goes on.
That scene in a police station pefectly describes my situation. I feel like Kyle Reese. I understand that the shrinks think I am crazy for saying that it is the responsibilty of other people to find me a girlfriend just like they fought he was crazy for saying he is from the future and that there is a Terminator out there. But that Terminator really is out there , it is called involuntary celibacy and it is lethal.
Shrinks are my enemies, though I understand why they don’t believe me. That’s why I’ve even been institutionalized. They just don’t acknowledge the Terminator. They will eventually have to. Their only sensible solution is to either find me a girlfriend or lock me up forever and keep me in highest security department to prevent me from killing somebody because I know I will never get out anyway.
Same goes for every incel who’s hurting because of it.
Liberals don’t like these truths do I’m constantly censored for reasons which amount to complete lies.
have fun playing with the sockpuppet/chewtoy, folks, I’m off home!
http://manboobz.com/?s=incel
@stam
Yay! The government dating service idea again. Forcing women to go on blind dates certainly isn’t misogynistic in any way.
He’s back? Does he post this crap on so many blogs that he doesn’t realize he’s been here before?
I feel another AVfP in the works.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read!
Am I a police officer if I am laughing my ass off?
Then it gets a bit threatening-y and almost ruins the whole thing.
Wank on wanker, you are not entitled to other people’s body parts.
Oh perfect! Pierre on the phone with the incel wanker.
Well fuck, got thrown in moderation for speaking the name of the troll. Howzabout I link to him instead?
He wants the government to provide comfort women? Creeptacular.
Let’s say we do a government dating service, stam will still be incel because I can’t imagine any woman going on a blind date with him, learning he’s responsible not just for this bad date but all the bad government dates she’s been forced to go on, and not leaving. Immediately.
“I have long, strong hair (strong enough to embroider with)”
@kitteh Don’t know if Spawn has been channelling your Mum, but have you actually embroidered with your hair?? (I’m an aficionado of the needle arts)
Pierre: Police Department, what is your emergency?
stam: I need you to arrest my parents.
Pierre: Have they injured you, or threatened to injure you?
stam: Yes.
Pierre: I am sending squad cars to your address. Do you need an ambulance?
stam: Could you send a girlfriend instead?
Pierre: [pause] Did you say girlfriend?
stam: Urgent action from the government is needed here.
Pierre: What action?
stam: My parents refuse to even try to get me a girlfriend, which is basically the same as murdering me.
Pierre: You want the police to get you a girlfriend?
stam: I believe that is what I pay taxes for.
Pierre: Have you tried just … dating?
stam: Why should I keep trying and failing? The government owes me a girlfriend!
Pierre: Sir, you should not be calling 911. This is not an emergency.
stam: My parents won’t help. Feminists won’t help. MRAs won’t help. Now you’re telling me the police won’t help?
Pierre: MRAs?
stam: You just need to get me one date! It’s a totally reasonable proposition!
Pierre: Please hang up the phone. I am canceling the call for squad cars to your address.
stam: You are causing me to both kill myself in the future AND kill other people, like Sodini.
Pierre: Are you making a threat?
stam: I know I am just like Kyle Reese.
Pierre: Are you threatening to kill people?
stam: You just refuse to acknowledge the Terminator!
Pierre: I am reactivating the call for squad cars to your address. Please remain where you are, and follow the officers’ instructions when they arrive.
@cloudiah
It’s the first AVfP that is totally true! Just like the Terminator.
Eeeeeexcellent.
A little too long, maybe. Feel free to prune.
Interesting sidenote: my autocorrect knew Terminators and not Terminator. Now, I’m not normally into crazy theories, but is Skynet starting and wants to make sure that I know their army is full of Terminators?
Standing O for cloudiah! Whose very name I adorable.
Man, I keep missing the trollsplosions these days. While this troll was mildly amusing when he first showed up, it’s really not worth a rewatch. OTOH, I think Sticky’s boarded the SS Feministe http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2013/01/09/how-not-to-be-a-creep/. Poor fella musta been homeless for a while
@cloudiah
I don’t know what could be cut. It’s all awesome.
*joins standing O*
Aw, you guyz! [blushes]
stam: Problem of denying males sex goes further than opposing porn and prostitution. This problem is actually more complicated if you include involuntary celibates. I believe urgent action from the government is needed here.
This shit again?
How is the gov’t supposed to get guys laid?
Why should the gov’t be in the pimp business?
Feminists are mostly women, which means they have likely never even heard of incel, let alone experienced it
Cause any chick can get laid at any time, right?
Bullshit.
But the main point is that there aren’t enough people recognizing this problem and incels are told they must be silent or else they’ll be exposed to ridicule and my dating government dating service idea is critized when it really could help.
Oh, it is you again. You were banned. Buh-bye.
Did his blog get decommissioned and replaced, or did he honestly pimp a blog and then never post anything at all?
@katz
My guess? Never posted. What would he post? All he’s got is the bit he used to pimp the blog. It isn’t like he’s started a We the People petition or something.
The “government should run my love life” guy again? He’s boring and one-note and, I believe, was banned before.
I’m off to bed, but I leave you with something more interesting, an article about Feline paralysis – The condition in which a person is unable to move due to the presence of a cat on her or his lap
Oy. As several people have pointed out, Stam is a sockpuppet of someone I banned a while back. So I’ve banned him again.
What the hell? With all the Kyle Reese shit. Sock Puppet. huh? OK, but um, you really should be embarressed anyway.
“Their only sensible solution is to either find me a girlfriend or lock me up forever and keep me in highest security department to prevent me from killing somebody because I know I will never get out anyway.
Same goes for every incel who’s hurting because of it.”
Wow. Even if you’re fronting and trolling, you should of had second thoughts before you clicked the “post” button. Giving sex as a way of keeping men from murdering. Yeah. Who wants to volunteer for that duty? Anyone? No?
And never invoke the name George Sodini in a empathetic tone in my presence. EVER.
I mean, if you’re just fucking around and trying to instigate emotional responses from regulars by going extreme, you are still a major fucking asshole. That dude shot women because he couldn’t get a trophy girlfriend much younger than him to overlook his obvious fucked-up-ness. That you would invoke any of this shit just to troll makes you pond scum.
You sound like a PUA or some other lower life form, trying to promote your site. You’re a piece of shit. A piece of shit.
Thank you, David.
@Myoo thanks for the link. I also have knitting paralysis and crocheting paralysis, especially when I’m doing any colourwork. :)