JohnTheOtter is also losing his shit

JohnTheOtter at work, courtesy of The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

JohnTheOtter at work, courtesy of The Kittehs’ Unpaid Help

For more amazing JohnTheOtter posters, see the comments to the previous post, starting right about here.

Also, I sort of suspect there will be some in this thread in about 30 seconds starting … now!

Go, go Man Boobz Internet Poster Team!

About David Futrelle

I run the blog We Hunted the Mammoth, which tracks (and mocks) online misogyny. My writing has appeared in a wide variety of places, including Salon,, the Washington Post, the New York Times Book Review and Money magazine. I like cats.

Posted on December 8, 2012, in artistry, incoherent rage, johntheother, JohnTheOtter, misandry, the poster revolution has begun and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 46 Comments.

  1. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    Fame at last! :D

  2. Kittehs’ otter is the best. Here’s an otter infographic for the war against misandries:

  3. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    Awww! ::blushes::

    Tulgey, love that busy-busy-busy poster. :D

  4. Finally, a post that answers the question, “Where do I post a link to that johntheotter poster I made?”

  5. Kitteh, that is the best poster ever.

  6. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    If I blush any more I’m gonna think I’m having hot flushes! :P

    sidestinkappleeye, you are on a roll!

  7. I am laughing so hard right now.

  8. Funny thing is, this is actually less wordy than his rants.

  9. He used the nickname :)

  10. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    Here’s another:

    or if that’s the wrong link to use, try this:

  11. (those are awesome posters too btw)

    Also, amazing posters from all of you, Kitteh, sidestink, Tulgey.

  13. Also, I heard that Otter has a radio show. Does he take calls live? We could have a lot of fun…

  14. CI, he mostly seems to read his written screeds on the radio show. It doesn’t seem like a venue where he would permit something outside of his control to occur.

    Anyway, this doesn’t have much to do with otters, but as you can see I sort of got carried away:

  15. OT, but I need to put this someplace:

    MRAs at Wikipedia are also losing their shit. I find this discussion extremely heartening.

    We are still talking about this because we are being trolled silly. Ethicalv is singularly focused on reviving blacklisted websites and restoring deleted articles by rewriting them with unreliable sources. Look at how long this nonsense has been going on just over at Mangina. The absurdity continues with declined AfC* versions of Manosphere, Mangina, Dalrock, female solipsism, rationalization hamster, NAWALT, white knight, marriage strike, beta provider, and who could forget, cock carousel. At some point someone is going to need to put a fork in this and say it’s done.

    One has to go over there to see the full glory of all the shit that’s been posted, because there’s like thirty links in that quote.

    *Articles for Creation: basically a backdoor way of writing new articles where they have to be approved by someone who theoretically knows what they’re doing.

  16. So basically, they can’t deal with the reality that they aren’t as relevant as they think they are?

  17. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    That lot can’t deal with any reality.

  18. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    Love it, Jayem!

  19. I lol’d, Jayem.

    I am still getting carried away:

  20. Oh wow, Nepenthe, those links are really something. It’s amazing to watch them try to couch their absurd terms and misogynist reasoning in neutral language.

    It sure is convenient, though.

  21. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    LOL Tulgey, I’m imagining someone reading one of your eye charts and having a real WTF? moment!

  22. This thread is a thing of beauty.

  23. Tulgey, I want that last one on my wall.

  24. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    Jayem – here’s a Scented Candles poster for you.

    I went off to have dinner just now, and flicking through the weekend paper saw an article on Scented! Candles!!! With a picture of a FEMALE! In a Murdoch paper!!! Who can doubt that teh feminazis have taken over?

    I lol’d.

  25. I liked this bit of the “AVfM on the spam, blacklist” discussion:

    we have a giant heaping dose of WP:IDIDNTHEARTHAT going on here. Before starting this thread, User:Ethicalv was informed about the notability problems on his talk page. He ignored that information and decided to assert notability once again. It’s interesting how the actions of an “Australian spammer” got this non-notable site blacklisted and how the actions of Ethicalv are indistinguishable from the spammer—asking the same questions over and over again, hoping to get a different response. He did this on the blacklist discussion as well.

    It seems so familiar.

  26. Pecunium: When the only tool you have is a misogynistic hammer…

  27. Guys, you seem to be forgetting that this is obviously proof that the feminist overlords are attempting to silence dissent on Wikipedia.

  28. sidestink: pink sniper rifle


  29. David, it there any chance of a plug for my website De-constructing the Insanity of Dr T ? I spent two years and £32,500 fighting her in the High Court. She owes me £20,000 in legal fees. It was mainly over a very funny video “The Insanity of Dr T” where me and a couple of Mental Health nurses systematically de-constructed her ramblings with her and her commentators own words…

    It’s been an absolutely hellish 2 years, and the thought of bankruptcy and penury was never far from my mind.

    But to protect the rights and dignity of vulnerable women – I’ll will risk all.

    Kind regards,


  30. Creative Writing Student

    @Morkais Chosen

    The personal weapons of the feminist militia!

    They’re probably photoshopped or fakes though. I just have a fondness for pink/rainbow/sparkles/girly in really weird places.

  31. In the grim future of Hello Kitty, there is only war.

  32. Guys, you seem to be forgetting that this is obviously proof that the feminist overlords are attempting to silence dissent on Wikipedia.

    Natch. What do you think I’ve been doing with my time? Sitting around eating bonbons? No, I’m sitting around eating bonbons while imposing my feminist iron-fist on Wikipedia. The purging of all men’s biographies is coming up soon; very exciting.

  33. Hey everybody, I’m in Maryland with my old friends. Also I’m drinking.

    Here’s my inebriated effort toward the JtO game. Let’s see if my dropbox link works.

  34. Otters drawn while inebriated are adorable.

  35. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    Inu, that’s gorgeous. JohnTheOtter in one of his calmer moments.

    And hey, inebriated or not, it’s still better’n my first ever attempt at drawing with Paint! :D

  36. OMG, when I get back from the market I’ll have to do like 17 blog posts to collect all the drawings and posters. I AM BEHIND PEOPLE. STOP BEING SO CREATIVE!!!

    (Just kidding, please continue being creative and hilarious.)

  37. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

    LOL Myoo, I love the way the box cutters look like autumn leaves falling gently around JtOtter’s head …

  38. Myoo’s poster is inordinately amusing.

    Also, IMO that pun definitely otter be driven into the ground like a runaway plane.

  39. I did it in Fresco Pro for Android. :D

  40. John does resemble a serial killer – you can sense his pent up rage about women in his articles. He desperately attempts to suppress this homicidal rage through “imputations” of non-violence.

    That particular area of North America is serial killer heaven.

  41. Um, yeeaaaaaah….

    Am I the only one giving Bret the sideeye right now?

  42. Yeah, a bit of a sideeye from me too. Respectfully, Bret, the things we know about JtheOtter are terrible enough without making stuff up.

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