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Roosh the PUA dude: Women are “lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.”

Some holes are treacherous.

Our dear friend Roosh, the pickup guru, has written some (self-published) books! One of them is called Day Bang. It’s an instructional manual for dudes who want to know how to convince ladies to have sex with them … in the daytime. It contains this bit of wisdom:

When it comes to how you view the girls you’re approaching, I’d be careful about having too much respect for them. While I’m not saying you should hate women, my initial impression of them is that they’re lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.

Yeah, nothing even vaguely hateful about reducing women to a body part.

I know all too well that putting them on a pedestal will make it challenging to get to sex within a short amount of time since girls can literally feel when you value their pussy. It’s a fact that nothing dries up an individual pussy more than if it suspects it’s being idolized by a man.

And nothing makes a woman’s vagina dry up and sew itself shut faster than learning that the guy macking on her is relying on a book that describes women as if they are their vaginas, and vice versa.

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Posted on August 25, 2012, in men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, PUA, rhymes with roosh, sex, vaginas and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 257 Comments.

  1. ThatGirl, I’m not calm.

    You’re defending rapists over technicalities.

    I think you lose.

    (P.S.: Saying “whatever your actual female sex name is” is kinda funny considering we all know you’re Christopher Pell.)

  2. Odds that someone would tell Pell they were raped: 0.0%

  3. I’m a lot older than you and I have never personally known of even one case.

    The fact that you’re either astonishingly oblivious, or get off on telling rape victims why their case didn’t count, is not a great argument.

  4. …You didn’t leave any kids with Uncle Ernie, did you? 8o

    All of my uncles were respectable men who I would trust with anything. I really don’t know what goes on in Dogpatch or Tobacco Rd. I leave that to you and the other inbred yahoos.

  5. The sad thing is that now he’s all excited that I’m angry. Because making someone angry means you’re a winner, right?

    …Nope! It means you’re annoying and offensive! And being annoying and offensive is incredibly easy. You can accomplish that just by taking a crap on the sidewalk. That’s nothing to be proud of, buddy.

  6. Cliff-you need to get out of the house and see real people.

  7. Pell, you need to find another hobby.

  8. OK I’m bored.I can see why none of you “girls” ever had a real man. You bored him to death!

  9. Pell, you need to find another hobby.

  10. You’re not trying very hard any more to pretend to be a girl.

  11. All of my uncles were respectable men who I would trust with anything.

    Even Uncle Monty?

  12. Hmm maybe I’ll tale up cat hoarding

  13. @ThatGirl

    This is some older data, but I don’t feel like doing more than one Google search to point out the obvious.

    http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/1996/96sec2.pdf

    According to the FBI, in 1995 in the United States there were 8000 unfounded rape charges. However, the general rate of unfounded charges was 2%. This means there were roughly:
    140,000 unfounded larceny charges
    30,000 unfounded motor vehicle theft charges
    20,000 unfounded aggravated assault charges
    11,000 unfounded robbery charges

    Also, I should mention that “unfounded” does not neccesarily mean “false.” Because of our bullshit victim blamey culture, a lot more cases of rape are ruled unfounded than cases of larceny (when was the last time someone got off a larceny charge because he was friends with the guy he stole from?).

  14. Oh dear God, is he actually repeating what we say now?

  15. Cliff, have a yawning guinea pig:

  16. Cliff-I’msure that there are some cases of rape rape, as Whoopi would say, but they are very rare. I’m a lot older than you and I have never personally known of even one case.

    This is because women don’t like to talk to you, Pell.

  17. Pell’s back? Dude, get a life.

  18. Pell’s return engagement has been cancelled due to “dude, just move on already.”

  19. David, does Pell keep using the same IP address every time?

  20. I’m a lot older than you and I have never personally known of even one case.

    Right, because you’re definitely the first person I’d tell if I were raped. /sarcasm

  21. OK I’m bored.I can see why none of you “girls” ever had a real man. You bored him to death!

    What is this mysterious “real man” creature you speak of? Perhaps its like a man?

  22. Pell, you need to find another hobby.

    Maybe you should take the advice you copied in your comment and actually do something besides slaughtering spelling/grammar and trolling some site.

  23. You know, there’s something really fishy about Roosh’s blog(no pun intended! LOL) ….

    It’s just so over the top to the point of being downright sensationalist. Makes me think this guy doesn’t practice what he preaches IRL. I’ll bet this guy is deliberately trying to incense people and give PUAs a nasty smear by making people think that they’re date rapists in disguise.

  24. does Pell keep using the same IP address every time?

    No, though this time it was similar to earlier ones. If it were the same, he’d automatically go to moderation.

  25. I don’t need Roosh to convince me of that.

  26. Oh while you’re here, there seems to be consensus that ZAO is MSN trying to get around moderation.

  27. I’ll bet this guy is deliberately trying to incense people and give PUAs a nasty smear by making people think that they’re date rapists in disguise.

    Yeah, that’s why he’s written like 10 ebooks, and why he’s’ met with other PUAs in person, etc etc etc. There may be an element of self-parody (or just deliberate obnoxiousness) in some of his posts, but he’s for real.

  28. By the way, the entire point of date rapists is that they’re “in disguise”.

  29. Dracula, loving your kitteh.

  30. cloudiah, and of course you all are correct, and now he’s banned again. (I had him banned under a different IP, but he had used the same IP as MSN.)

  31. Aw, thanks! I like yours too. :)

  32. katz’s one scares me, it’s like a really angry little fuzzy orange.

  33. I love everyone’s cat. :3

  34. Dunno if I like mine or not…yours are all cuter but I don’t know what I’d change…

  35. awww I like your cat katz XD

  36. I feel like mine would be better with a solid background, you can’t see the whiskers.

    Katz’s is rather aggressive looking.

  37. katz’ looks like my kitties look at me in the morning when I am too slow in feeding them.

  38. Mine looks like it doesn’t have a mouth unless you look closely.

    He’s lurking in the shadows.

  39. …I see the cleaning crew already took out two pieces of trash (pell and Om Nom Nom).

    …hello, everyone, I am now a wild cat.

  40. I love everyone’s kitties! (Mine’s based on a certain smug tabby probably snoozing in front of the heater at present.)

    Not having read Roosh’s actual blog or anything about him other than here (I can’t bring myself to do so: I don’t have enough brain bleach for afterward) I did have the thought, or rather hope, that creeps like him and Roissy were just trotting out fantasies they’ve gleaned from really nasty porn. But … yeah, too much to hope, evidently. Who was it said here yesterday that one could almost wish for a real Big Brother situation where putting stuff like how-to-rape on computer would actually be found and get you prosecuted? I’d second that.

    Or that their computers would just explode when they did so …

  41. “I did have the thought, or rather hope, that creeps like him and Roissy were just trotting out fantasies they’ve gleaned from really nasty porn.”

    I don’t recall any bad porn where one slips in “like a lubed eel” or any contrived equivalent…then again, I haven’t read, “50 Shades of Grey” yet.

  42. then again, I haven’t read, “50 Shades of Grey” yet.

    Why read it when you can hear it?

  43. I thought so. ThatGirl is a shill.

    There are stats on false rape accusations. They run between 2-8 percent (depending on how one reads the numbers; from reputable sources).

    You are making a false claim though. False accusations are the thing to compare it too. How many people who make a knowingly false accusation that someone committed fraud go to jail.

    Because that’s the offense, filing a false report.

    And as far as false rape claims being the rare exception rather than the rule all I can do is point you to some real studies

    Ok, Provide the studies.

    Do they say that?If an allegation is not prosecuted or the defendant is found not guilty at trial then the allegation is legally false. You may want to go to law school.

    Really? False is not the same as not guilty. Just ask anyone who watched the first Rodney King Trial. Ask a whole lot of people about OJ Simpson (I happen to think that, in addition to being not guilty, he couldn’t have done what the LA Cty DA said, because I’ve read the crime scene, and autopsy reports).

    A false claim is different from one which fails to get a prosecution, or from which prosecution there is no conviction.

    Falconer-you have that nice computer, invented by men, and simplified so that even a 3 yo can use it so go find the data yourself. It’s right out there and not hidden in some looney feminist”study”

    That’s not the way the game is played. You mentioned a specific study. Unless we know what it is, you can (and will) deny the evidence, saying there is “a study” and that it trumps all other evidence. If you can’t provide the study we have to assume it’s bullshit; that you don’t think it will stand up to scrutiny (if you didn’t pull it out of a filing cabinet at Buttuck U).

    But whoever you are, we already know that your ass is where you are finding these… it’s pretty easy to look around, since that’s where you’re keeping your head.

    Cliff-I’msure that there are some cases of rape rape, as Whoopi would say, but they are very rare. I’m a lot older than you and I have never personally known of even one case.

    Are you as old as your Uncle Monty was when the pictures were taken?

  44. And MSN is pulling a no true scotsman,as well as getting the bannhammer of justice.

    Good night all around.

  45. I don’t recall any bad porn where one slips in “like a lubed eel” or any contrived equivalent…then again, I haven’t read, “50 Shades of Grey” yet.

    I’m thinking of stills and captions I’ve seen which are – whether acted or real – about rape scenarios, where it’s all about forcing and hurting the woman, and there’s nothing remotely consensual about it (the story, I mean). Ugly stuff. It’s what comes to mind reading excerpts from Roosh et al. Their whole pleasure seems to be in causing mental distress and physical pain to women.

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