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The Five Million Mark

Change “years to earth” to “page views,” and forget about all that “cities in flames” stuff to make this picture actually relevant to the matter at hand.

Just wanted to let you all know that Man Boobz has just passed a milestone of sorts: FIVE MILLION page views. Thank you, loyal visitors and annoying trolls alike! No, seriously, thank you!

We’re also just a handful of NWOslave screeds away from 180,000 comments. Which is actually even more amazing. Thanks again, loyal readers, for making the comments here so entertaining and educational. And thanks again, trolls, for giving us so much more material to work with.

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ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
8 years ago

..That woman looks like she’s giving birth to a Tribble.

I can’t even work out what that is. Really bad placement of the leg of the guy behind her? o.o

opium4themasses
opium4themasses
8 years ago

The back of her skirt.

Congrats!

Cliff Pervocracy
8 years ago

Congratulations!

…You’re bigger than like 99% of the blogs you make fun of. I like what that says about humanity.

cloudiah
8 years ago

Woo. Hoo.

That is all.

Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

*much rejoicing*

jumbofisch
jumbofisch
8 years ago

awww

yay!!!

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
8 years ago

This just in! Photographers capture rare picture of the Manboobz 5 Million Views celebration.
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kiki
kiki
8 years ago

Only 180,000 posts? That seems a bit low to me – but that’s probably because reading just one NWO post feels like having your brain steeped in a bucket of shit for half an eternity.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
8 years ago

*throws confetti and pops the champagne cork*

blitzgal
8 years ago

This just in! Photographers capture rare picture of the Manboobz 5 Million Views celebration.
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Kitties in party hats with birthday cake. That is super awesome.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Nice! Congrats!

pecunium
8 years ago

The interesting thing, to me, is what that says about the level of activity.

5,000,000/180,000 = 27.8 page views per comment.

That’s a really respectable ratio.

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
8 years ago

Right on! Ten million, here we come!

RubyHypatia
RubyHypatia
8 years ago

Wow! Congratulations.

doctornic
8 years ago

Congrats and, as others have said, thanks. I don’t comment much but reading has become a daily ritual and this is the only site where I look forward to reading the comments. I think this community has really opened my eyes and given me a much more rounded understanding of the world. And it’s made me laugh – so hard. Then I realise the MRM aren’t being ironic. They believe this. So I stop laughing, sit down for a while and stare of into middle distance.

carswell
carswell
8 years ago

Congrats David.

I want to go to that kitty party. I’ll bring my two – but I can’t promise they’ll wear hats.

xardoz
8 years ago

Awesome David! I hope the pageviews mean you’re raking in the ad money! 🙂

…You’re bigger than like 99% of the blogs you make fun of. I like what that says about humanity.

Yes, this has restored my faith in humanity a bit. MRAs think they’re “winning” the conversation by flooding every unmoderated comment section they can find on the internet, but actually, they’re just annoying people. People like me. I wouldn’t be a feminist today if it wasn’t for sites like yours giving me a place to vent about MRA lunkheads, David. 🙂

xardoz
8 years ago

Well to be honest, I would have become a feminist even without this site, because MRAs are really that irritating.

red_locker
8 years ago

Awesome news. And such cute, fluffy cats!

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
8 years ago

Thanks for David and all the commenters for awesome discussions.

(Cliff, I especially love your writing both here and at Pervocracy.)

ithiliana
ithiliana
8 years ago

BElated congrats on page views AND kittehs — sent along a little something to help you all celebrate!