How many breaths does it take you to DESTROY THE FEMINSIT MONSTER?

Today I’d like to present to you a really ranty old post from Masculist Man on his unimaginatively named Men’s Rights Blog.

But let’s do this a little differently this time. Let’s make it a little contest.

I want you to take a deep breath, loosen up your tongue, and see how much of his rant you can read, out loud, in one breath. (Just don’t kill yourself in the process, please.)

Why the militancy

That question has been asked by many MRA’s and the answer should be obvious: what has moderation accomplished for us? What has “niceness” done for us? Besides getting us deeper into this mess. Why be nice to an enemy that not only wants to take everything from you but would like to see you DEAD on top of it. Not only that but if you are a father with sons the average feminist would like to see your young sons dead too …

Oh, crap, that’s as far as I got. Deep, deep breath. Here’s the rest. It took me five breaths to get through it. See if you can beat me.

just because they are male. These Neville Chamberlains would have you believe they can accomplish peace in our time by making deals with these devils and just like any deal with the devil they get burned. Not only them but the rest of us as well. Then the moderates have the nerve to tell us to shut up or we’ll play into the feminist hands. The one thing that I think of is that if we stay silent we definitely will play into the feminists hands,the same if we play “nice”. If we play nice,just as we have for the last 160 years (if you include feminism as a whole) or for 40 years (if you are focusing on 2nd wave feminism) then we will continue to get fucked. Why the militancy? Because it is hard to be nice when you are getting assfucked in court (family to criminal to civil) and it’s really hard to be nice when society blames YOU for what happens in a “he said/she said” situation even though SHE IS THE ONE AT FAULT and it’s really hard to be nice and pleasant when you try to illustrate what is happening to you and/or other men in society when everybody wants to play the ostrich and would rather not know,that is until another “he said/she said” situation arises again and then it’s boom,they back off to the races to repeat the same mistakes as last time and when they do they are applauded by the lemmings that make up society lest they are labelled “politically incorrect”. It seems they would rather kill their own families to avoid being labelled “politically incorrect”. A big problem with moderates is that they are usually staffed by older manginas or young men from single mother homes that don’t want to upset women and that there defeats the purpose of being an MRA because if you don’t upset women then you will stay silent concerning mens’ issues and the women win by your silence. TO ERODE WOMEN’S POWER OVER MEN ONE MUST SPEAK UP AND DESTROY THE FEMINSIT MONSTER THAT WANTS TO DESTROY YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS.

Instead of asking why the militancy one should ask is the militancy legitimate? and the answer is “yes”.

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Posted on June 13, 2012, in antifeminism, incoherent rage, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, MRA, oppressed men. Bookmark the permalink. 310 Comments.

  1. BUT THE SUDS MUST NOT BE PALMOLIVE! WOMEN SOAK THEIR HANDS IN THAT EVIL SOLVENT!

  2. As a spineless mangina, I don’t get the manly red dishwasher or the womanly blue one. I get the PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER. I win.

  3. Dishwashers come in non-neutral colors?

  4. Amnesia – You can get dishwashers in all sorts of exciting colors!

    http://bigchill.com/site/dishwashers

  5. Amnesia: That’s what I was going to ask. What kind of dishwasher comes in red or blue?

  6. This web site is bull shit like everthing else on the web. Of course remove the comments that you don’t but don’t remove the first post, Wow I am impresse

  7. @Cliff Pervocracy
    “I think these are the desired outcomes:
    1) Mothers simply aren’t allowed to divorce men. They have to stay around and raise the children for him in his house.

    2) Fathers are granted full custody, and the children raise themselves for free, never impairing their father’s ability to work full time, go on dates, hang out with friends, and spend his money only on himself.

    3) Fathers are granted full custody, and expedited Mate Preference in securing a second wife to raise the kids for him.”

    Men are so daft, aren’t they? They just can’t understand how to even raise a child. Why they can barely feed themselves. Luckily women have been busy inventing and creating all the niceties of easy living. Men should count their blessings women are around to scold them and tell them, “No, no, no. You don’t know how to raise children, you can barely walk upright.” Women are perfect at child rearing. Men are terrible at child rearing.

  8. Ah, I see how much easier that first one would be to repair.

  9. Argenti Aertheri

    “The guy nacho vidal cannot make coherent sense and he think he know better.”

    Says someone who strung together this monstrosity — “I was ejected of MGTOWforum to suggest that when…” — another one who strings together words that could make sense, just not in that order. (I believe you mean “I was ejected of from MGTOWforum to for suggesting that when…”)

  10. Are modern-day dishwashers even particularly repairable? My family’s has broken down a few times recently, and it’s all microchips inside. We had to call a repair technician, and they had a look and then ring the company to order the right boards and manuals (though one technician we had over had already guessed the problem and bought the right parts), and then they came back a few days later to put them in.

    I think these days, with recently-purchased new dishwashers, either you can repair nearly any of them or you’d be lost with any of them.

    IANA dishwasher repair technician.

  11. what is tense help

    but you get me.

  12. I think the moral of the story is that the imaginary women in his head buy dishwashers based on silly things like color, and the imaginary men in his head base all their decisions on Manly Logic And Rationality.

    …Like slapping someone for disagreeing with you. That’s an extremely rational way to convince them of your point of view! Definitely not something he’d do for emotional reasons, heavens no.

  13. …Like slapping someone for disagreeing with you. That’s an extremely rational way to convince them of your point of view! Definitely not something he’d do for emotional reasons, heavens no.

    Perish the thought!

    @lowquacks

    IANA dishwasher repair technician.

    This is the greatest disclaimer I’ve ever read!

  14. Do we still have mechanical controller with a CAM motor. The one with mechanical controller seems to last longer like my old Maytag, The blue model look like that type with mechanical controller. If you are are repair technician you what I means.

  15. The access door at the bottom is a plus, it help, you don’t have to move the whole unit to check for water leak

  16. Personally I would go with mechanical dishwasher as they are cheaper and seems to last longer, same with sowing machine I preferred mechanical instead of electronic controller.
    China has a lot of problem with circuit board as the production plant are forceg to keep cost low so lower quality of components.

  17. That’s why Maytag repairmen are so lonely:

  18. Argenti Aertheri

    “Please more insult no real discussion insult me I love insult me”

    Really, I was hoping to get to break out the master of insults — Shakespeare.

    ‘Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s tongue, you bull’s pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!
    1 Henry IV (2.4.227-9)

    Away, you mouldy rogue, away!
    2 Henry IV (2.4.117)

    Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I’ll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!
    2 Henry IV (2.4.120-22)

    And one for NWO, because it’s strangely fitting —

    He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
    Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
    Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
    Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
    The Comedy of Errors (4.2.22-5)

    From what little we know of NWO, is there any doubt he is “Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.”? (Best I can make out “stigmatical” means pertaining to [having?] a mark of shame/infamy/disgrace — potentially “of a criminal nature” in Shakespeare’s time)

  19. Argenti Aertheri

    Ok maybe the Shakespearen insult for NWO was a bit much, but FromMontreal literally asked for it. (No apologies for calling NWO vicious or unkind though)

  20. Women are perfect at child rearing. Men are terrible at child rearing.

    …When any reasonable person would know it’s the opposite!

    Really, NWO, you only have one speed lately.

  21. This web site is bull shit like everthing else on the web. Of course remove the comments that you don’t but don’t remove the first post, Wow I am impresse

    Having new posters on temporary moderation for their first few posts to make sure they’re not spambots is BULLSHIT!

    Hitting people over their appliance preferences, however, is totally cool and a sign of solid, rational judgment.

  22. Major kong, read the thread bitch slapping of women with a knife in font of you is ok

    Knife, dishwasher, potato, potahto, let’s not get all detailsy, girls.

    I am not talking about all women, I am talking about the bad one the few ones that are not normal, same for men that are not good. You are good Pearson, not every is good in this wold. come on girls

    Yeah, some people choose the wrong dishwasher!

    It’s a rough world out there, you gotta be rough.

  23. Montreal actually sounds like a spambot; the way he cuts in and out of sentences is reminiscent of those algorithms that piece together posts out of phrases from other posts.

  24. And regarding slapping people, whether they’ve got knives or dishwashers, all I can say is what I learned to say a long time ago when people tried to settle arguments that way:

    “Now my face hurts, and you’re still an asshole.”

  25. Go people bring in the insult, come bring in the insult

    He is asking for it, it seems rude to deny him…

  26. Argenti Aertheri

    “Montreal actually sounds like a spambot; the way he cuts in and out of sentences is reminiscent of those algorithms that piece together posts out of phrases from other posts.”

    I hope that’s correct, as that’d mean I just fed a spambot Shakespeare XD

  27. One time this woman wanted to buy dishwasher, and I said, “Hey, why don’t you buy the Maytag one? It will be easier to repair.” Then I provided her with some information from Consumer Reports and she made an informed decision. But I guess I should have bitch slapped her, that’s a much more rational, less emotional approach.

  28. Argenti Aertheri

    “Men are so daft, aren’t they? They just can’t understand how to even raise a child. Why they can barely feed themselves. Luckily women have been busy inventing and creating all the niceties of easy living. Men should count their blessings women are around to scold them and tell them, “No, no, no. You don’t know how to raise children, you can barely walk upright.” Women are perfect at child rearing. Men are terrible at child rearing.”

    “Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind” — I regret nothing!

    Figures that NWO would say that though, I mean, he is who #3 was modeled after isn’t he? Kids need no work, wear diapers ’til 5, kick ‘em out all day, no harder to clean house than an apt for one? NWO, you do not know how to raise children, no — other men do a just dandy job of it.

  29. There really are a lot of movies where the “a person (usually woman) is freaking out and being irrational, someone slaps them, they comes to their senses and thank the slapper” scene plays out.

    Never seen it in real life, though. For much the same reason I’ve never seen TNT in real life leave someone comically charred and frazzled but unhurt. It’s not even sexist logic, it’s cartoon logic.

  30. I’m kind of surprised no one has posted this yet (TW for actual slapping, from the movie Airplane):

  31. Well by “actual” I mean real-looking movie slapping.

  32. From Montreal improves if you read him with a thick Quebecois accent in mind. He’s kind of goofy then. The washing machines, they are importante! Especially the ones bleu!

  33. Anybody else get the idea that From Montrollal is posting, and then posting again when nobody responded to him within 20 seconds because he desperately needs to be validated by attention from strangers on the Internet or something? Dude, just be patient. Incomprehensible misogynistic trash like that will garner a response sooner or later- just maybe not the one you want.

  34. @Cliff Pervocracy- The closest thing I’ve ever seen in real life is either a person being shaken to snap them out of it, or someone using an abrupt shout. Also, the whole “grab by shoulders and stare into eyes, speaking firmly” thing.

    I just can’t seem to understand why MRAs are so hung up on people being superior based on their genital configuration. It just boggles my mind. Next thing you know, there’s going to be some idiot conflating blond hair with superiority…no wait…that was already done…and with bad results.

  35. This is very interesting, Funny how life follows it own flow. Is the a BDSM web site or what

  36. Judging from the name (FromMontreal) and the choice of words/sentence structure, Id say he is not a native english speaker (probably french). Theres plenty to deconstruct in the few lines hes written and I expect better than personnal attacks coming from the commenters here. If you cant understand the point hes trying to make, ask for clarification.

    English is not the defaut way of speaking, only a defacto standard for this part of the internet.

  37. ok for some reason FromMontreal talking about dishwashers is like the funniest possible thing to me right now

    whoever said he talks like a spambot is right

    I am trying to imagine a real life human being with two burning passions, anti-feminism and dishwasher repair, and I just can’t do it

    if a dishwasher became sentient and somehow became embittered by women (THEY KEEP PUT THE DISHES IN FACE AND I AM SO TIRE!!!) I would imagine it would sound a lot like FromMontreal

  38. Major kong, read the thread bitch slapping of women with a knife in font of you is ok

    That’s about the dumbest thing you could do in that situation. Close enough to slap someone is close enough to get stabbed or slashed.

    Think about it.

  39. Crumbelievable

    Judging from the name (FromMontreal) and the choice of words/sentence structure, Id say he is not a native english speaker (probably french). Theres plenty to deconstruct in the few lines hes written and I expect better than personnal attacks coming from the commenters here. If you cant understand the point hes trying to make, ask for clarification.

    Yeah, I get that he’s probably not a native English speaker.

    I still understood his main points and they’re still incredibly stupid. Are you really defending this misogynistic creep?

  40. If he wants to make his points again in French, I’ll be happy to confirm whether they come across as any more intelligent.

  41. CassandraSays

    Look, it’s Ulysees on PCP! Why must MRAs oppress the English language via their hatred of proper grammar and fondness for exciteable punctuation?

    My dishwasher is white. You’d think that would make MRAs happy, but I guess not.

  42. @Cliff: ““Assfucked” = “Required to pay (far, far below market rate) for all the housekeeping you’d been receiving and the babysitting you will continue receiving. Also, the children are more likely to be placed with the person who provides their day-to-day care than the person who acts like they’re a part of his ego being stolen away.””
    MRA:s don’t seem to understand that these things are connected. If women are basically housewives, it’s just logical to let them have the kids after a divorce. The kids are gonna be much more emotionally connected to a mum who took care of them all the time than to a dad who mostly just brought in the paycheck and maybe played with them a little bit in the evenings and on weekends.
    On the other hand, if both parents work and put an equal amount of effort into raising the kids, it makes perfect sense with shared custody, at least unless something is seriously fucked up with one of the parents.

    You can totally see the connection by just looking at Swedish history: A few decades ago single custody for the mother was the norm, as was the mother going on maternal leave when there was a baby in the family while the father just kept on working as before, and generally the mother would work less to care for the children more. Nowadays, it’s still the case that mothers take out longer parental leave than fathers on average, but both parents normally go on parental leave from work, both parents generally help raising the kids, and shared custody after divorce is the norm. These matters are CONNECTED.

  43. What’s with the trolls lately trying to lie about things they just posted and that we can all see by scrolling up/clicking a link? Especially in this case. Why lie about a thing, and then link directly to the thing you just lied about? Were you just hoping no one would actually click your link?

    It’s less funny, though, when you consider that these people fall into that tactic so easily almost certainly use it in real life as well.

  44. You can totally see the connection by just looking at Swedish history: A few decades ago single custody for the mother was the norm, as was the mother going on maternal leave when there was a baby in the family while the father just kept on working as before, and generally the mother would work less to care for the children more. Nowadays, it’s still the case that mothers take out longer parental leave than fathers on average, but both parents normally go on parental leave from work, both parents generally help raising the kids, and shared custody after divorce is the norm. These matters are CONNECTED.

    Indeed. If I’d got divorced a couple of years ago, I’d expect the court to award custody to my wife, since she was undoubtedly the primary childcarer up to then. If I got divorced now, I suspect we’d be given shared custody, based on me being the primary childcarer since then, but her having contributed more overall.

    What I absolutely wouldn’t expect is to be given custody outright, even though I suspect I’ve done more direct hands-on childcaring than a great many MRAs.

  45. Tenshi: Seconded. There’s more than enough to mock in FromMontreal’s comments, without having to resort to picking on something that zie can’t necessarily help. It can be nearly impossible to pick up the nuances of a foreign language that are second nature to a native speaker, no matter how much effort is put into it.

  46. I’m wicked broke right now so I’m seriously considering feminsitting.

    And am I the only one reading frommontreal’s comments in the cousin’s voice from GTA IV?

  47. I always thought that a 4 day week for all working parents would be the best thing ever — each parent gets a day alone with the kids, less time spent in daycare (not that daycare is bad, but it is expensive), and all around less stress for everyone.

    Most companies could even pull it off with a little ingenuity.

  48. De Montreal — pourquoi parlez-vous en lange anglais disgracieux? Si les singes anglais savez pas la langue plus belle, les oubliez!

  49. @scarletpipistrelle — I can’t get over that there’s a dishwasher brand called “Smeg.”

    My Red Dwarf-watching ass wants to say, don’t they know what that means?

  50. Second language or not, he clearly feels comfortable enough with it if he’s ranting in it. If he sucked at it and knew, that’d be one thing, but he seems to think he’d get a Fluent on his TOEFL as is.

  51. Jodi – my wife was offered a choice of five days 9-5 or four days 8-6, and chose the latter. I work from home full-time now, but in my previous job I worked from home one day a week. The net result is that our kids see both parents far more frequently than we ever saw ours, and it hasn’t made one iota of difference to our productivity at work.

    Falconer – someone tried pretending that Smeg was pronounced something like “Schmeeg”, but it isn’t: it’s plain Smeg. Though that didn’t make me laugh as much as the packet of Snacky Cracky that I found in southern Europe.

  52. Monty: Go people bring in the insult, come bring in the insult

    We don’t need to insult you, your words speak for themselves, and that’s what makes you a better personnel then we are.

    It’s what made you too manly for other MGTOWs.

    What more can we say.

    Then again, I suspect your pleas for insult are sincere, and that perhaps you aren’t here for the debate.

  53. Tenshi: If you cant understand the point hes trying to make, ask for clarification.

    I think people do understand the point he’s making: Women are irrational; they have their own desires. If this happens you need to beat them, so they know their place in the scheme of things.

    The rest is icing on the cake.

    It’s not that he’s bad at English per se, it’s that he seems to not care, and that his underlying points are so bad; and he insists they are pearls of truth.

  54. Argenti Aertheri

    “It’s not that he’s bad at English per se, it’s that he seems to not care, and that his underlying points are so bad; and he insists they are pearls of truth.”

    And he literally asked for insults, twice, so I gave him some Shakespeare — quoting Shakespeare at him isn’t exactly “personal insults”, and anyways, the general gist of those quote was “go away”. I didn’t mock his atrocious grammar on the principle he may not be able to help it any, whether he’s here talking about dishwashers and “bitch slapping” is well under his control however. (Nobody seriously thought I was endorsing the “I’ll thrust my knife in you” part right? I thought it pretty clear the point there was “get lost // go find someone else to annoy”.)

    My dishwasher is also a stainless steel sink btw, just to derail this back into funny derails.

  55. It makes me laugh that NWO interpreted “things MRAs want/believe” as “things all men everywhere want/believe.” Hate to break it to you (not really, but, y’know), but your movement is small. Most men don’t share your goals. Is sexism and misogyny pretty much everywhere? Sure. But your particularly serious strain is rare.

  56. Falconer – someone tried pretending that Smeg was pronounced something like “Schmeeg”, but it isn’t: it’s plain Smeg. Though that didn’t make me laugh as much as the packet of Snacky Cracky that I found in southern Europe.

    I don’t know if “Schmeeg” is better or worse:

  57. Indeed he asked for insults and indeed he is spewing misogyny. Im not siding with him. From what Ive read so far here coming from the MRAs, its hard to tell if any are parodies of themselves, both because of their ideas and the means they use to convey them. Their views of the world (especially women) is so messed up that its absurd.

    But I feel that attacking his problem with the language is a bit like laughing at the kid who cant walk straight and telling him to work harder at it, basically ableism but with languages.

    Yea it sucks having to withstand their hatred and violence and I understand the desire to fight back. And we can do so without lowering ourselves to their level.

  58. Off topic but hilarious nonetheless. I think I found an MRA tree cutter.

    And he don’ take orders from no wimmin.

  59. ShadetheDruid

    Is it wrong that I giggled at “man accused of illegal dumping”?

  60. Good find, Lady Zombie! (And I’m not just saying that so you don’t eat my brains.)

  61. Please. I’m a vegetarian. :)

  62. Argenti Aertheri

    “from mars also” — Mars, PA is quite a drive from there dude, no wonder you’re so grumpy

    If he’s not an MRA then he’s still a standard misogynistic jerk. Check out the update on that video —

  63. The guy has some major issues and probably shouldn’t be mocked.

    And he’s also probably writing on mra sites.

  64. Peter-Andrew: Nolan(c)

    David,
    have you managed to figure out yet that feminism is KILLING WOMEN? All these young men who are growing up without a father in the house are beating and killing women in rapidly increasing numbers.

    Maybe your women readers would like to browse through our forum we are keeping on the rapidly increasing violence of men against women because the men know there is no path to justice.

    Keep up the good work of promoting feminism and denouncing the rule of law and “equality before the law”. Please do more of it.

    Why? Because the more men like you denounce “equality before the law” the faster we will see more women killed and the sooner we are able to point to even more dead women the sooner the women might figure out that feminism kills women.

    Me personally? I will care no more and NO LESS about beaten or dead women than women cared about me and about my fellow men who have been criminally abused by women.

    We will “do unto others as they have seen fit to do unto us”

    And when the HATRED of women is reflected back at them they get really upset.

    GOOD!

    http://www.crimesagainstfathers.com/australia/Forums/tabid/82/forumid/123/scope/threads/Default.aspx

  65. Argenti Aertheri

    Our trolls should meet each other —

    ideologuereview — “I mean, homicide rates against women are at an all-time low and men are still far more likely to be singled out by murderers. In fact, crime rates in general are down, which would imply the tangible evidence of hate is also down.”

    Peter-Andrew: Nolan(c) — “Maybe your women readers would like to browse through our forum we are keeping on the rapidly increasing violence of men against women because the men know there is no path to justice.”

    One of you is clearly wrong. Is specifically saying he doesn’t care about beaten and dead women, while implying he wants to see this happen, a ban-able offense? If not, this is a pirate ship, and you are not the captain, so why do you want to board it anyways?

  66. Nolan is on permanent moderation; I let his comments through some (most?) of the time to remind everyone how awful he is.

  67. Argenti Aertheri

    Requesting permission to tell him to walk the plank then :D

  68. Argenti, I don’t believe in destruction except in self-defense, and I think people and organizations in general should be subjected to coercion only when they coerce others. It’s okay, though, I know that lies and deceptions are common rhetorical tactics for the naive. I don’t hold it against you personally.

  69. Feminism doesnt beat or kill women.

    Abusers and murderers do. Most of them happen to be men. Coincidence?

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