New Reddit theory: Girls develop early in order to entrap guys and send them to prison
So someone on Reddit posted a video showing time-lapse video of a girl from infanthood to 12 years old. Naturally, Redditors responded with creepy pedophilia jokes, and one Redditor (speaking for many, judging by the numerous upvotes) took the opportunity to complain about just how hard it is for dudes to not have sex with underage girls. Apparently these girls deliberately develop earlier than boys as part of an elaborate plot to entrap guys and send them to jail.
Thanks to ShitRedditSays for pointing me to this latest bit of egregious Redditry.
Posted on April 23, 2012, in creepy, dozens of upvotes, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, oppressed men, pedophiles oh sorry ephebophiles, reddit. Bookmark the permalink. 693 Comments.









Hellkell, that’s what I was wondering: by her rules, shouldn’t she want the guy with the sports car? Her rule is “guy with the most money,” not even “guy who will be the best supporter” (which would incorporate things like maturity and reliability).
red locker: She hasn’t actually changed the subject. She’s moved into the defensive zone. She has decided it’s not about what she says, but what she believes.
It’s all about her, you see. Not that she’s quoting newspaper articles. and blog-posts and TV shows, and making up “just so” stories and calling that science.
It’s not that we might be offended because she’s called us liars, or a blight on the body politic. Nope.
It’s all because we don’t like her.
basically if you cite the huffington post as a source for anything science related youre betraying your total ignorance of the subject
Katz: yeah, according to her rules, women want the richest guy. Science.
“nope she never reads anything red_locker XD
You should know this by now!”
Oh, of course I do, it’s just that she’s…doing it again.
Seriously, Ruby, do you get Achievement Points for this shit?
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Annoy a bunch of anonymous people on a blog with psuedoscience.
“Tolerance” is not in my vocabulary for assholes who say hateful things, like you have. You say ‘it doesn’t come from hatred’, I say I don’t give a shit; it is hatred.
You don’t even know that it’s 4 different universities. You didn’t fucking read the studies, you read science reporting on those studies.
Seriously, I just got permission to go ahead and say this, so… “Sorry, what was that about all women wanting provider men, I was too busy fucking my girlfriend to catch it”
Everyone knows that evolution never happened. Science.
I wasn’t going to be the first to say it but yes. These idiots still support anti-vaxxers and ‘alternative medicine’.
@Precunium Well, shit. Since that’s the case, one can expect WEEKS of this.
@katz, I have a submission for Prest. J. Sci. Psych.! If I ever decide to apply for grad school, it’ll look great if I’ve been published XD. Okay, here goes:
Sexual attraction and love can be great. Lots of grown-up people feel attraction or fall in love for lots of different reasons, in lots of different ways, with all sorts of different grown-up people. No one kind of attraction or love is inherently better, or worthier, or sciency-er, and decent people don’t tell others that their kind of attraction or love is wrong or doesn’t even fucking exist.
red locker: Depends.
1: Is she no more self-aware than Brandon?
2: Is she as persitant in the face of steady response?
3: Will we be as willing to respond to her as we were to Brandon.
Brandon, for all his faults, managed to find new ways to present his solipsism. Ruby seems to pretty much a Johnny One-Note, riding on her one-trick pony.
If I’m resorting to writing limericks, as well as lengthy replies, she’s wearing out my patience. Sooner or later it will be nothing but risible rhyming, and derisive doggeral. Apart from the random person who wanders in, it’s not as if the rest of the readership needs me to keep repeating the same points.
So she will either get her act together, or move to the level of inspirational irrelevance of an NWO, or Antz, or Preggo Punchout.
I mean seriously, I could be doing something with a more productive end result; I could be sharpning an axe, or a sword. I could be stripping a Griswold dutch oven.
I’ve got a sourdough starter I began today, so I could sit and watch the yeast grow.
I could open a can of paint and watch it dry. That can take weeks and the skin will wrinkle, then it will shrink, might even crack and let some wet paint well up, like a lava-field splitting open from subterranean presssures.
The possibilities are endless.
To the support of Ruby…
Partner wealth predicts self-reported orgasm frequency in a sample of Chinese women
http://www.ehbonline.org/article/PIIS1090513808001177/abstract?rss=yes
and thanks for finding a typo
Definition of pseudo-science: science that is not supportive to feminist ideology.
I know people think it a joke to watch paint dry; but I must admit to being addicted. I paint dye on silk and as long as it is wet it moves and changes. We sit around watching it dry and saying ooooh shiny, and making jokes about the fact that we are watching paint dry.
Sorry for the OT, but you tickled a favorite of mine, Pecunium.
ahhhhhhh you summoned him!!
Sweet jesus it’s the candyman!!
HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAahahahahaaha……..
*dies*
Can you say, “Google Alert”?
Shit. Did we say his name three times? I didn’t know we were playing Bloody Dipshit.
His blog gets almost no comments, but has Google Alerts set up for mentions. How sad.
He and Ruby should get along just fine, they have the same grasp of science.
A grepping loon! There’s a term that didn’t deserve to fall out of use (God knows the behavior hasn’t fallen out of use).
No google alerts, I just saw that I got traffic from here. There are no comments to the new post, but hundreds of page views to my new “politically correct” post already.
I checked manboobz since I am just curious to see your reactions… It is always interesting to converse with the lobotomized retarded schizophrenic feminist NOW members, with a Tourette syndrome, which frequent this site.
That would be a cool time lapse thingy to watch. Maybe not so much in real time. :-)
*uses phoenix down* *is brought back to life*
Oy not sure whats wrong with any of the stuff you lists :P
*listed
Awww, he’s so precious! Can we keep him? He followed us home!
…Only if the entire thing also indicates increased group fitness. You idiots really need to read about Devobio, because it does what evopsyching idiots such as yourself pretend to do.
I was playing video games, which definitely is.
Speaking of people who obsess over whether or not people are talking to/about them online, I found this a kind of sad exchange on r/mr: http://i.imgur.com/96GJP.jpg
LOOK AT ME I KNOW HOW TO BE OFFENSIVE
… I didn’t know I was a NOW member…
The webbernets couldn’t find me an ableist Bingo card :( which is sad, because I think I would have won! That would have been productive enough, yes?
Also, I’m not a member of NOW, but I am a member of a monthly tea club. Better/worse?
@Viscaria
What is the gender of the tea?
It’s sort of like picking up a small, angry animal, like a baby lizard, and it’s hissing and trying to bite you and it REALLY REALLY wants you to be scared of it but it’s only 2 inches long and can’t even get its mouth around your finger.
Except I’d feel bad about teasing a baby lizard.
If anyone’s curious and doesn’t want to get behind the pay wall, I found this site that shows the data from the study. As you can see, the error bars are larger than the data set, which doesn’t bode well for the significance of the data.
In any case, since the sample wasn’t very diverse, it may say more about the culture than about women in general.
/takingthisshitseriously ^_^
@Viscaria
Sorry, I meant, what is the sex of the tea?
IMO we should expand the gender wars to plants as well… think big.
Dicipres, I know you’re lonely over there on that tundra you call a blog, but your insuts are weak.
@dicipres
Good question, I’m happy to help! <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camellia_sinensis" ;)Camellia sinensis is a flowering plant, and therefore produces both egg cells and sperm. You can read more about the reproduction of flowering plants here.
The “gender wars” are an imaginary thing in your head! :-D
Well THAT didn’t work :(.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camellia_sinensis
Google let you down, dicipres.
http://www.stealthbadger.net/2012/04/a-wild-moron-appears/
An abstract, with no way to read the paper (I’m not paying 31.50USD to read it), is not much in the way of refutation to four papers one can actually see the data, and the conclusions from.
But Ruby now has someone one on her side. Perhaps not the ally she might want, but one makes do.
I will point out this sentiment from Steven Pinker: The argument, as presented in the summaries, fail two basic tests of scientific credibility: a control group
This idea, from one of the big names in EvPsych, cannot be stressed highly enough. Quite apart from the facile claims in the abstract
the conclusions they seem to be presenting are circular.
1: We must assume an adaptive aspect of female orgasm (which isn’t possible. A far better, being parsimonious, explanation can be found in the principle of homology).
2: We have to assume that the self-reported increase in orgasms is bound only to the “wealth” of the partner.
3: No, apparent, control for social differences in the “wealthier” men seems to be present. Is this consistent for new wealth vs. old? By what manner is wealth being determined? How large was the sample size (they claim to be controlling for region. China is large, both in terms of population, and region).
4: How is wealth defined?
5: It appears this is a study derived from data mining a survey done by the Chinese Gov’t. What methodological controls were conducted to deal with biases which may exist in the questions.
5a: By whom, and to what purpose, was the translation of the survey conducted?
5b: What fluency, and how attained, do the writers of the study have of Mandarin?
5d: How were the various confounding factors eliminated in a study based on a survey the authors of the study had no control over the design of?
6: What did the controlling for the wealth of women consist of?
7: How do the authors of the study manage to make equivalent the modern concept of “wealth” in China, to the the evolutionary pressures of 5,000 years ago, and the transition to agriculture.
7a: How to they make it equivalent to the evolutionary pressures of the ice age semi-nomadic lifestyles of Europe, 10,000 years ago?
7b: How to they equate it to the nomadic lifestyles of nomadic hunter-gatherers of the N. African savannahs of 10,000 years ago?
7c: How to they equate it to the unknown lifestyles of more than 20,000 years ago?
8: What is the supposed adaptive value of orgasm, as related to wealth?
8a: How can they test this hypothesis against the situations present in the questions which are present in 7-7c?
9: What of these questions did the peer-reviewers for EHB ask? How were they answered? What, if any changes did those questions require?\
Conclusion: the abstract raises more questions than it answers. As such the abstract is not a good support to the contention Ruby puts forth.
I don’t think you plan to indoctrinate plants with the mrm will work very well seeing as plants can’t talk or think.
And Kirby found an answer to some of my questions, futher calling the study into question.
Science, it’s so simple anyone can do it.
Jumbo, wouldn’t plants fit right in with the MRM since they can’t talk or think?
Now we have to go on a continents-spanning scavenger hunt to assemble the tools and knowledge we need to banish him!
*sigh*
No, it’s all right. I wasn’t doing anything with my weekend, anyway.
I’m glad to know we manboobz commenters/NOW members all share “a Tourette” [sic] syndrome. It’s good to have community.
Omigosh, are we going on a tiny tour together? That sounds fun :-3
One might hope she’d see the terrible company she’s in and flee back over to the side with facts and reason on its side. I am such a Pollyanna.
@Tulgey, Can I have the Tourette syndrome tonight? I have plans…
@Cloudiah, aww, I was gonna borrow it. Fine. You can have it tonight if I can have it tomorrow night.
When did I join NOW?
Then again, how did I get into the Army with Tourette’s?
How does my Tourrette’s manage to manifest since I had the lobotomy?
Why does anyone find conversing with a lobotomised person who has Tourette’s?
FInd the answer to these questions, and more, on tonights episode of, Soap.
On that EHB article dicipres posted, here is the introduction to a later article citing it as a reference:
Citation: Hothorn, T., Leisch, F. (2011). Case studies in reproducibility. Briefings in bioinformatics, 12(3), 288-300.
@Falconer, I’ll leave it under your doormat tomorrow morning.
You all can take it whenever, but I really need it next wednesday. Finals.
putting wolves, hyenas, and lions on the same ten-point scale without justification, mapping their mating habits based on no data, with the only source cited being a talk by a professor that itself cites no sources.
And the house of cards comes tumbling down.
I don’t fault them for the problem the default option caused (though the width of the error bars would seem problematic to me).
I do fault EHB’s review process for letting a paper with so weak a correlation to the data into the journal.
I also wonder if Pollet and Nettle have published anything explaining that the conclusions they came to are more suspect now, in light of this finding.
Definition of ideologue: One who ignores the actual counterarguments, in favor a flip dismissal which accuses all his interlocutors of acting in bad faith.
My views DO NOT come from hatred. Dr. Helen Fisher, PhD is a Biological Anthropologist, a Research Professor and member of the Center for Human Evolution Studies in the Department of Anthropology at Rutgers University. Is she a misogynist for claiming women like men with resources?
BTW, I don’t like either extreme in the gender wars.
Ruby: Have you linked to an actual study she wrote?
No.
Have you responded to the studies I did link to?
No.
Have I responded to the links you’ve posted and the only study you’ve linked to?
Yes.
Who is the one refusing to look at opposing viewpoints?
You.
BTW: I don’t care for the extremes in the gender wars.
I’ve never said you were such.
But… the extreme that says women are evil… they agree with you about women liking rich men.
So, while you may not, “agree” with their ends, you are agreeing with their arguments.
Which means you might want to better examine the beliefs you have, to make sure they are sound.
That would mean reading studies, not news articles, nor television programs.
Sorry THE PREVIOUS COMMENT OF MINE WAS DIRECTED TO RUBY.
Ruby, I see you’re impressed by titles. Yippee. Back your shit up.
Ruby: Which of us has said the claim is, qua the claim, misogynistic?
I’ve not. I’ve said your support for the argument is shit.
I’ve said misogynists use that claim to justify their misogyny.
That doesn’t make it, prima facie, a misogynist claim.
But unless you can provide better evidence than you have; evidence I find more convincing that the four studies you’ve been ignoring, I am going to persist in saying it’s a shit-claim.
You believe in the “gender wars”? ahahahhahahahahahahah
Tulgey Logger,
I didn’t claimed that lions/wolfs/etc. posts are rigorous science, and yes I definitely need to get more data to back these ideas (the information about the animal came from national geographic tv, not journals).
These are my ideas based on my observations and published at my blog. If you don’t buy it, that’s fine. I am not publishing in a peer-reviewed journal and you are not a referee.
dicpres: Tulgey is a referee. We all are. Some of us are better at it than others. You’d be better off if you were trying to get this into a peer reviewed journal; at the very least the criticisms of the greatest flaws would be in private.
But you made it public. Anyone can comment. You may incorporate the crtiiques, or not, but the merit of your work is what will convince the objective observer. You may not think people here are objective (your little rant above strongly implies this to be the case), but that means you have to either accept an audience of the already converted, or work to convince those who disagree.
I know what a genuine activist would choose.
@dicipres
If you aren’t going to put your thing up to scrutiny then it isn’t really worth jack shit and isn’t really scientific. You can believe whatever crap you want but don’t expect us to take it seriously.
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So now ruby believes in the gender wars and bonding phase/first attraction phase which are both mra/pua terms so take that as you will.
the mras you try so desperately to distance yourself from deny that, too. doesn’t make it any less true.
gee, i wonder why?
I need to have a title then…I am Supreme High Princess Commander Professor of All Things.
And I say that the only women who want to marry men with tons of money are Playboy Playmates named Anna Nicole.
ruby, basically all reactionaries are the same reactionary. the fact that you have some non-reactionary ideas doesn’t mitigate the fact that for you, they seem to take second place to being a reactionary.