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Off-topic: Bjork now a bird

I've got a real post coming in a bit. In the meantime, enjoy this paparazzi photo which clearly shows that Bjork has been transformed into a bird.

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FelixBC
FelixBC
8 years ago

Misandry!

Just keeping the outrage limber.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

Awww.

drockthecasbah
8 years ago

This post landed in my email inbox at precisely 4:20pm.

Coincidence? I think not!

indifferentsky
8 years ago

Just when I thought Bjork couldn’t get any cuter…it happened.

cloudiah
8 years ago
Quackers
Quackers
8 years ago

LOL! she finally outdid the infamous Swan dress

havebookswilltravel
8 years ago

Well, this just totally invalidates “Human Behaviour” for me. It was one of my favourite songs too!

Rutee Katreya
8 years ago

Bjawk Bjawk Bjawk

LeftWingFox
LeftWingFox
8 years ago

This bird is being romanced off-camera by Nicholas Cage’s hawk-hair.

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

Nonono, see, that bird went to Disneyland and got a Mickey Mouse hat! I’m sure it had a great time.

garvan
garvan
8 years ago

HEY LOOK! A WOMAN WHO CAN BREAK NORMS, AND HAS AGENCY OVER HER OWN BEHAVIOUR!

LET’S MOCK HER LIKE SHE’S SOME SORT OF CREATURE!!!

Bjork is kind of amazing, and watching you emotionally stunted shit-creatures make fun of her is unacceptable.

Bjork is an amazing person and will pretty much always have people that love her because she actually developed BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING, unlike you sick cancerous bog dwellers.

Honestly, fuck you.

This is AMAZINGLY anti-woman, and it’s sort of thought process that lets slut-shaming exist.

You make me SICK, you mere pretender. You’re just as misogynistic as the MRAs you pull out of context quotes from.

Thanks FEMINISTS! You keep women down more than the patriarchy ever could.

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

Since I read this post fifteen minutes ago, I’ve been listening non-stop Bjork’s songs. Your evil Bjork-hating post didn’t work on me, David!

MissPrism
MissPrism
8 years ago

You evil misbjorkist!
*sings along with Kyrie’s Bjork songs, bjorkily*

cloudiah
8 years ago

I’m bjorking too:

Rutee Katreya
8 years ago

Thanks FEMINISTS! You keep women down more than the patriarchy ever could.

Mocking one woman != saying women as a class belong in the kitchen, powerless and without agency. I concur: You’re a troll, and likely an MRA one since you specifically mentioned their powerless little group. I also mock* creationists: EVEN IF THEY ARE WOMEN GASPSHOCKHORROR. Amazingly, being female doesn’t override everything

*Though I don’t think Bjork is really being mocked much here aside from style, which is cool, but also weird.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
8 years ago

I think garvan gave away hir MRA status with “out of context quotes”, implying that the overall MRA message is good but there are a tiny number of statements that could make the MRM look bad if taken at face value. Gee, I’ve never heard that one before. What’s next, a list of quotes from Dworkin? Nice try, garvan.

Ponkz
Ponkz
8 years ago

@garvan – obvious troll is obvious!

This feminist fucking LOVES Bjork, btw. She is one of my heroes, and I consider this post an affectionate ribbing of her uniquely eccentric style.

Here’s Bjork being awesome:

abeegoesbuzz
abeegoesbuzz
8 years ago

Aw, at least this troll is a little bit funny. Now, if only xie could get it through xir MRAbrain that actually treating women like creatures and slut shaming are bad things, maybe we’d get somewhere.

Also: That bird is pretty.

garvan
garvan
8 years ago

I’m kind of sick to my stomach at this point that you people just ended up trying to objectify Bjork more, come up with reasons it’s “okay”, and then try to say it’s not blatant woman hating by essentially saying its okay because the patriarchy is worse.

Wrong doesn’t work in degrees. Wrong is wrong.

Taking a woman, removing her agency, and objectifying her is always wrong.

I can’t believe I have to explain this to you.

cloudiah
8 years ago

indifferentsky
8 years ago

This thread made me LOL my head off.
I. don’t. even.

“removing her agency” WAT???
Too funny.

I’m sorry, but that bird looks like Bjork. So what?
“Blatant woman hating.” Hahahahaha.

So doing that to women is “always wrong”. Ok. Sometimes birds and animals look like people. Is it wrong to do that with men, too? Why not say, “claiming some animal looks like a person is always wrong.”

Say it.
You know all the misogyny posted on this site, and me checking it daily has been starting to get me down… that spell is now broken I think. Thanks for the laughs garvan.

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

I hate myself so much I objectified myself and took a bird to represent myself.

Someone hated the BBC show Sherlock that they compared the main actor to an otter. The misandry.

abeegoesbuzz
abeegoesbuzz
8 years ago

Also, I believe you all are also objectifying the bird. Taking a bird, removing its agency, and comparing it to a quirky Icelandic pop princess is always wrong. It’s a pretty bird. It deserves a cracker. Yes it does.

I’m gonna tweet the Bird’s Rights Activist for more information on how I can help end this travesty.

cloudiah
8 years ago

Men look like animals too (or vice versa?):
Taylor Lautner
Javier Bardem
Dave Mustaine
Benedict Cumberbatch

cloudiah
8 years ago

Kyrie, you ninja’d me!

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

And again. And to chocolate. And to a bunny.

(thanks again cloudiah)

Rutee Katreya
8 years ago

And penguins look like people in tuxedos. MISANTHROPY!

indifferentsky
8 years ago

OMG that Taylor Lautner link… I could not go any further.

Dying.

Leni
Leni
8 years ago

The little matching “clutch bag” is killing me. I don’t know how many times I keep coming back to laugh at this picture, but I’m bookmarking it.

God it looks so much like her lol. I’m officially stealing Colbert’s Peabody and giving it you, Mr. Futrelle.

indifferentsky
8 years ago

I really thought that looked like a handbag too!!! And this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. I really love birds, though. They’re gorgeous .