The Hatred of Women: A new terrible anthem for the Men’s Rights Movement!

Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,

a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.

It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now  Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!

Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”

Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.

Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.

Men have no doubt

Just what they’re for

We die at work

We die in war

We die at sea

As the lifeboats float ashore

Women & children,

all aboard

Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.

Anyway, back to Slumberwall:

We take the strain

We bear the load

Build the bridges

Sweep the roads

Make the houses

That make the homes

Pay for others

But live alone

 

And the more that it happens

The more I see

The hatred of women

For men like me

Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.

Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.

Wanderer5200 enthuses:

I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.

TheAetherspeak declares

 Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.

Gamenode explains:

Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ‘em all.

KellyJones00 adds,

Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.

Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.

Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.

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Posted on April 16, 2012, in $MONEY$, antifeminism, evil women, MGTOW, misandry, misogyny, MRA, music, oppressed men, precious bodily fluids, YouTube. Bookmark the permalink. 572 Comments.

  1. @ bee goes buzz: Porn? Sounds like a male stereotype. If you must know, my father enjoyed Playboy which is not extreme enough for the prototypical male sexual deviant.

  2. Katz, may I print that out for my cube?

    I’m going to petition the Obama administration to enact the ‘Idiot Rights Amendment’.

    Good, Blaster, idiots like you could use the help.

  3. He was a lawyer! And he totes took him in front of a judge to set him straight while he was giving him porn and booze illegally!

    Hey Brandon, how do you feel about your girlfriend telling you that you need to pick up milk at the store?

  4. How do I rid myself of the troll label?

  5. Depends on how she asks, Lauralot.

  6. Don’t be a returning troll, for starters.

  7. @ hellkell — Dumb people should have equal rights. I’m going to petition the Obama administration to enact the ‘Idiot Rights Amendment’.

    I… I don’t get… is this sarcasm? Does Blasteroid think dumb people don’t deserve equal rights?

  8. How do I rid myself of the troll label?

    Less trollin’.

  9. On a lighter note (picture quality sucks)

  10. Blasteroid – If you want to rid yourself of the troll label:

    A) Stop saying “feminists and MRAs are two sides of the same coin” type stuff, because actually no, not remotely.

    B) Stop talking like women aren’t people who are subject to influences and make decisions. Women in your world are either being pressured into something or following their biology–how about “we should give women more opportunities in traditionally male trades,” and then leave the rest up to trust that women will do things the way people with opportunities do?

    C) Stop rapidly shifting the discussion. If you’ve got a point to make, make it; don’t get all “well well what about STEM?”

    D) Maybe actually listen to some things people are saying to you. Try thinking “maybe this is true, maybe there’s a rebuttal” instead of just “okay, they said a thing, what’s my comeback?”

  11. Blasteroid:how about you answer to the many question followings your dumb statements, like why do you expect to believe feminism is responsible for what Hilary Rosen says? Alternatively, say smart things.
    And people don’t get kicked out from here for being boring. Or even wrong, or hypocritical,… It really takes a lot t be banned.

  12. @holly
    You forgot :
    -don’t post random unrelated videos to annoy people even more

  13. I don’t know…the Brandon challenge was all about refusing to let him post until he shut up about himself.

  14. Hellkell: Certainly. I’ll upload a cleaner copy.

  15. …is Blasteroid seriously asking for instructions on how not to be an asshat who thinks they’re So Intelligent?

  16. @ jumbofish — You didn’t think that was funny? My biggest crime is maybe I don’t take these gender discussions very seriously and just like to have fun.

  17. Make a woman laugh and she’ll love you forever :)

  18. 1. Get banned from Manboobz.
    2. Create a sock puppet with the exact writing style as the persona that got you banned.
    3. ???
    4. Weep at your pointless existence.

  19. Yeah, that’s the problem. Like all feminists, we hate fun.

    The reason I take social justice discussions seriously is because they affect the lives of real people ever single day. But, hey, maybe most of those people aren’t you, so I can see why you wouldn’t bother taking them seriously. 9_9

  20. Ever single day guys. Or every, maybe.

  21. @ jumbofish — You didn’t think that was funny? My biggest crime is maybe I don’t take these gender discussions very seriously and just like to have fun.

    That’s right! I totally forgot about B___n’s shitty shitty sense of humor!

  22. Make a woman laugh and she’ll love you forever

    I’ve laughed at you a lot, dude, and I still want you to fuck off.

  23. @ Viscaria — I never said feminists hate fun. I know a few Women Studies majors on campus and they like to have fun.

  24. I’m not positive Blastoid is B_n, but he’s boring as hell either way.

    Protip: Mechanically calculating what to say to achieve the result you want hardly ever works because the sort of person who would need to do that instead of just acting like a decent person is the sort of person who won’t be able to figure out the calculation correctly either.

  25. Make a woman laugh and she’ll love you forever :)

    Good advice. Except that, see Rutee’s comment, laughing with you is better than laughing at you. And it helps but there is no guarantee. Especially for the forever part.

  26. I wouldn’t be on this site if I didn’t think feminists were at least interesting.

  27. @Blasteroid

    @ Viscaria — I never said feminists hate fun. I know a few Women Studies majors on campus and they like to have fun.

    Sigh. No, you’re right, you didn’t. What you said was:

    My biggest crime is maybe I don’t take these gender discussions very seriously and just like to have fun.

    Which you were putting up as the reason you’re not getting lots of love from the commentariat here; as if “liking to have fun” is something we frown upon. It is not. Being a disingenuous goal-shifter, however, will not make you popular.

  28. Talking about how the evil feminists want to force women to enter STEM fields against their biological nature is how you have fun?

    You are B__don, he always did this “yell til you’re red in the face, obviously super-serious and defensive, then go ‘ha ha, you took that seriously, I was just having fun the whole time’ and hope someone falls for it” shtick.

  29. I’m wallowing in the phantom blogging zone. MRA’s think I’m a ‘mangina’ and feminists think I’m a misogynist.

  30. And it’s Brandon’s fucked up use of the apostrophes, back again!

    Tell us, how do you spell yeah?

  31. @ Viscaria — I’m not looking for love or popularity. You guys are giving me the greatest gift of all — attention!

  32. You could always go to places on the internet that have nothing to do with feminism or the MRM…

  33. It’s got to be killing him not to be able to talk about himself and how awesome he is and how he’s smarter than everyone and cooler than everyone and his girlfriend likes to giggle and get spanked while agreeing with him.

  34. Notice how he’s pointedly ignored every one of my posts so far. Must be killing him not to call me a man-hater too.

  35. Most trolls are attention seekers.

  36. Yes you aren Blasteroid.

  37. How do I rid myself of the troll label?

    I’m not looking for love or popularity. You guys are giving me the greatest gift of all — attention!

    Oookay.

  38. Even better Viscaria:

    Most trolls are attention seekers.

    I’m not looking for love or popularity. You guys are giving me the greatest gift of all — attention!

    How do I rid myself of the troll label?

  39. @ lauralot 89 — I do not believe feminists hate men. That’s an unfair misconception.

  40. You know, when puppies poop on the floor, they usually don’t get all happy and excited when you notice, implying that you are just playing into their fuzzy little paws by noticing and getting upset at the poop.

    I guess what I’m trying to say, Blastoise, is that you are not a puppy.

  41. @ kirbywarp — I like cats.

  42. FWIW, B___n was and Blast is posting from different, non-changing IPs apparently located a thousand miles from one another.

  43. I breed Russian Blues.

  44. I’m not looking for love or popularity. You guys are giving me the greatest gift of all — attention!

    So you admit to trolling. (what is with the sockpuppet’s today?)

    *waits for david’s banhammer*

  45. @ kirbywarp — I like cats.

    I breed Russian Blues.

    I think we broke this troll too.

  46. David, outright bragging that you are only here for attention should be a bannable offense, right?

  47. @ jumbo fish — I guess I am a troll.

  48. @ jumbo fish — ‘Broke me’? If I remember correctly the guy who runs this site likes cats.

  49. troll pretends to be friendly and plays dumb

  50. Aren’t feminists looking to destroy the patriarchal aspect of feline dominance? Cats are a feminist issue.

  51. troll pulls trollish comments out of his ass

    troll continues to pretend to be serious

  52. @ jumbo fish — please explain that name?

  53. troll asks a question about troll’s name

  54. @David:

    Shot in the dark, but does the ip match any of the ones listed here?

  55. @Jumbofish:

    Please tell me you’re parodying this song:

    Because that would be great.

  56. I accept the fact that I’m troll. So as far as gender discussions go, can you recommend a site for me to express my opinions? I get booted off of MRA sites and get get an account with Feministing. There must be a home for a troll like me.

  57. troll asks for more sites to troll
    troll really wants a home

  58. My grammar is becoming a problem.

  59. If you’re only interested in expressing your own opinions, and not in hearing anyone else’s, start your own blog.

    …that way it’s easier for everyone else to just avoid it.

  60. @ kirby uhhh I swear I am parodying that!! >_>
    (ok I admit I am not parodying that. That song is amusing though XD)

  61. Blasteroid, did you just essentially ask “where can I go where people will put up with my shit?” XD. There’s few places more tolerant of trolls than here, dude, if you want to say random boring trollish bull. However, if you want a place where people will think your ideas are just the greatest, I’m not sure we can help you.

  62. @ Holly Pervocracy — Please offer me an opinion.

  63. trolls has grammar issues

  64. Can we at least agree I’m not a nasty troll?

  65. troll would like an opnion

    troll needs to feed

  66. troll is a nasty troll but would not like to be called that

  67. Reddit? 4chan? Youtube comments?

  68. You should totally head over to pharyngula. They looove trolls there. ^_^

  69. I’m running out of things to say.

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