Fuck your civil rights you lying whores: Yet more words of wisdom from Tom “Sexismbuster” Martin

Apparently Burger King is also a whore. The ultimate one, in fact.

Evidently I posted that last Tom Martin post too soon: the self-professed sexismbuster – who recently had his “anti-male discrimination” case against the London School of Economics thrown out of court — wasn’t finished telling us about how women are all a bunch of lying whores.  (Sorry: All but 3 percent of women, that is.) So here are few more pearls of wisdom from Tom, all collected from the comments here since the last post a couple of days ago.

As you read these, remember that Mr. Martin has been something of a cause celebre in the Men’s  Rights movement, hailed as a fighter for true equality.

Click the titles to see the full quotes in context.

The Gulag Whoripelago:

[M]ost women and feminists absolutely hate the idea of compulsory paternity tests.

Even though paternity tests would reduce male paranoia and controlling behaviour, as they’d have automatic verification the child was actually theirs, we can see my these reactions, women would rather perpetuate “the patriarchy” by perpetuating male uncertainty. …

If we tell women to find the father and get him tested and verified pronto – or face a huge fine and a six month spell of National Service – she’ll find the father every time.

Every time a woman has sex, she’ll be thinking I better get this guy’s details, or I’m going to the Gulag. She’ll get the details.

Compounded shite:

I pointed out in an essay on hard seating in a museum, that the discomfort for men is compunded by not only having smaller weight-bearing buttock pads than women, but by being heavier than women, so having more weight bearing down onto a smaller area – and that the problem is compounded further still, by people not taking the complaint seriously.

This inhabitants of this website are compounded shite trying their best to block equality wherever it might happen.

David Futrelle is a huge winner:

Remember, your leader, David Futrelle is a douche, who cannot or does not want to distinguish between a men’s equality issues and misogyny.

He made a judgment call with this article and got it wrong.

If its his job to get things wrong, then he is a huge winner.

Just sign here:

A pre-sex contract would …  go a long way to eradicating many false rape allegations.

It would also make people think about the consequences of unprotected sex, so reduce unwanted pregnancies and children in the first place.

It would also end the entrapment culture, where a women tries her best to get knocked up by someone rich then hit them up for huge child support payments.

It would also reduce instances of sperm theft – as there would be less incentive to impregnate oneself this way with an unwilling and financially inoculated against entrapment father to be.

It would also reduce women’s motives to lie about being on the pill when not – as less incentive for entrapment – so less unplanned pregnancies for men to deal with.

The pre-sex contract could be a simple, quick, application on a mobile phone which records the man and woman’s voice, or videos it, so eradicating fraud. It does not to be a four page document in triplicate.

It takes one word to establish when sex is not wanted, “No” so it need not take many more to establish whether in the event of an unwanted pregnancy, the protagonists agree to the normal financial and caregiving responsibilities and consequences or not.

Currently, because women have all the contraception options and men only one, it should fall on the woman to establish whether effective contraception is being used or not – where as, the current system says men should ‘keep it in their pants’ which fails to acknowledge that the woman equally fails to keep it in her pants, and has effective contraception and abortion and adoption options, where the man doesn’t. So, the woman should be held a bit more accountable than she currently is for unwanted pregnancies. It’s win/win (but whore lose).

What could possibly go wrong with giving the government video footage of all sexual acts?

[I]f you want to eradicate absolutely all false allegations, and eradicate the chances of acquaintance rapists getting away with it too, then you need an app on your phone which can record the sound and picture whilst people have sex, but which cannot be played back, as it is instantly scrambled, and sent to a central data agency, where it stays scrambled, and can only be unscrambled by a police investigator in the event of a false I mean in the event of a rape allegation.

If people don’t make a rape allegation within a few weeks or whatever, the scrambled data is automatically deleted anyway.

So, I’ve just cut the rate of false rape claims and the rate of rapists getting away with it.

Fuck your civil rights you lying whores:

We will only ever know the precise rate of false rape allegations when fMRI lie detector brain scans are administered on everyone who claims they were raped (which I am all for – fuck your civil rights you lying whores).

Rape’s real victims: the cops who have to listen to all those whores lying about being raped

STOP LYING ABOUT RAPE YOU WHORES!

Seriously, its so demoralizing working on a rape unit, that the cop who processes the rape claim now gets moved onto another case, so they don’t get corrupted by the realization that so many women are lying and then miss the odd real one due to overwhelming skepticism.

Fem whores will always resist anything that holds rape accusers to account.

They know.

The End … or is it?

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Posted on March 23, 2012, in $MONEY$, actual activism, antifeminism, crackpottery, evil women, grandiosity, I am making a joke, I'm totally being sarcastic, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, MRA, oppressed men, paranoia, rape, rapey, reactionary bullshit, Tom Martin, whores. Bookmark the permalink. 259 Comments.

  1. I have read that either ones work well. I like the special sticks, because they are reuseable, but if I were taking them out to a party I would use the regular sticks.

  2. The sticks that came with are also made flat on the end to hold unto the cake ball. Just making cake balls covered with chocolate works well too.

  3. “He calls prostitutes “whores” therefore he’s a misogynist”

  4. Tom, you call damn near everyone a whore, therefore you are several sandwiches short of a picnic. You are also a misogynist, because you blame women for everything.

  5. Hey Tom, are all women prostitutes?

  6. No, “he” calls all women whores, because “he” is a misogynist.

    I know, it’s “97%” or what the fuck ever. But you know what? I don’t buy it. Since you refuse to explain how not to be viewed as a whore in your eyes, I’m going to assume the 3% non-whore statistic exists to give you a thin veneer of fairness and reason.

  7. And yeah, considering that you’re using the word, as an insult, to describe basically every single woman on the damned planet for reasons that make no fucking sense whatsoever, it’s only logical to assume you’re a misogynist. There is no other remotely plausible explanation.

  8. Crumbelievable

    97% of all men on Earth are rapists.

    I’m totally not a misandrist, you guys, because I clearly don’t believe all men are rapists. 3% of men are still OK.

  9. Speaking as someone who works in/with cookware, any lolli-stick will work.

    BTW, have moved to 16me arrondismont, better stove, less well designed space for three people. Somewhat footsore, Notre Dame is wonderful. Baguettes are better, some croissants are sublime, some are not as good as at home.

    Supermarkets are awesome.

  10. Tom: now you’re just phoning it it. We know you don’t think 97 percent of women are prostitutes. Prostitutes are worse than regular women because they are overt in charging specific men for sex. The rest of the women on the planet merely mooch off the great contributions of men, while withholding sex and asserting they have rights (like the right to chose whom they fuck, and when).

    But prostitutes, they are different. Tax them higher, and kill them first. That’s your “plan”.

    And it’s part of why you are so obviously a misogynist.

  11. Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

    If you guys haven’t watched Tom Martin’s Youtube video, you have got to, because it’s fucking awesome. Around the halfway point he lists a few hundred “inequalities faced by men”. My favorites are “Tennis” (men play more sets than women), “pussy pass”, and “wage slavery”.

  12. Tom! How does one know if she’s a whore? Am I one, are my mother, sister, brother and father whores? I simply must know.

  13. Kyrie
    Well, let’s see, have you ever, when asked by a man if he could get you something from the store said “yes, please, some chocolate would be nice”?
    Have you further reimbursed said man not only for the worth of chocolate, but also for his time, efforts, the cost of education necessary to buy a chocolate bar, extra gas cost due to weight, additional wear and tear on shoes?
    If you haven’t you’re a whore.

    Also, Tom, what are you doing against all those false accusations of paternity fraud?
    If you claim that paternity fraud is a horrible crime, and that wrongly accusing people of horrible crimes is a serious thing, and since 90-95% of paternity fraud claims are falase accusations, what do you think would be an appropriate punishment?

  14. giliell: I’m too used to reading trolls, I thought you were trolling for a moment. :( Poe law in action, what you say is not worse to the kind of thing Tom says…

    I’m dumb. And a whore. :)

  15. Pecunim, I’m just going to call this a difference of opinion. Not everyone thinks vanilla is bad or has the desire to explore.

  16. Shaun, I don’t have a problem with calling voluntary abstinence a BC, but are you saying oral sex and handjobs are kinky sex? Because you can’t get pregnant from that. I guess anal is more debatable.

    Interestingly, there is a “vanilla sex” entry on wikipedia, and whoever wrote the French version probably used google translate. Or was just very very bad at writing French.

  17. Kyrie
    I’m sorry if I accidentially trolled you.
    I must remember that I’m not yet known here so people might actually mistake me for the “real thing”.

  18. Crumbelievable

    @Scooby Doo:

    Yes, we had a good laugh about that the other day. My personal favorites from the list are the bit about neckties and how unfair it is that male pornstars don’t choose their sex partners.

  19. giliell: given the second part of of your post, it’s really 100% my fault, don’t worry. Plus it gave me a good laugh.

  20. shaun day: Pecunim, I’m just going to call this a difference of opinion. Not everyone thinks vanilla is bad or has the desire to explore.

    You just said that anything but PIV = some sort of kink?, and that one has to be into, “exploring” to think masturbation, phone sex, oral sex, frotttage, “dry humping” (AKA “mormon condoms”) is sexual?

    That’s a difference of opinion all right, but one that, I think, puts you in a fairly small minority.

  21. Get a vasectomy if you’re that paranoid. You can fuck around all you want that way. If you hate half of humanity that much, then you probably shouldn’t be reproducing anyway.

  22. “If we tell women to find the father and get him tested and verified pronto – or face a huge fine and a six month spell of National Service – she’ll find the father every time.

    Every time a woman has sex, she’ll be thinking I better get this guy’s details, or I’m going to the Gulag. She’ll get the details.”

    TERRIFYING POLICE STATE

    “an app on your phone which can record the sound and picture whilst people have sex, but which cannot be played back, as it is instantly scrambled, and sent to a central data agency, where it stays scrambled, and can only be unscrambled by a police investigator in the event of a false I mean in the event of a rape allegation.”

    TERRIFYING POLICE STATE

    “fMRI lie detector brain scans are administered on everyone who claims they were raped”

    fMRIs don’t work like that, also TERRIFYING POLICE STATE

    and…

    “If people don’t make a rape allegation within a few weeks or whatever, the scrambled data is automatically deleted anyway.”

    “a few weeks or whatever”

    TOM MARTIN HAS NEVER MET A RAPE SURVIVOR

  23. timetravellingfool

    Hey, Schtick, what’s happening?

  24. What a silly place for cackling hens to piss and moan. You’re “exposing misogynists”, eh? Obviously if you’ve found their comments it’s because these “misogynists” have already put them up somewhere for the public to read in the first place. You’re not exposing anything. You’re re-exposing it…. and providing free advertising for them. Geeze women are stupid.

  25. …and it’s obvious the person who runs this site is either a woman, or a man who desperately needs to come out of the closet. Have fun moderating this comment, jerk-wagon.

  26. …and it’s obvious the person who runs this site is either a woman, or a man who desperately needs to come out of the closet.

    WRONG and WRONG! It’s a bunch of cats and ferrets in a David suit.

  27. Although I do love that his immediate reaction to being moderated is to accuse David of being gay. Reminiscent of Margaret Cho’s mom: “Only gay screen call!”

    (Relevant part starts around 5:50.)

  28. The shit I fucking missed while on hiatus! I’m going to need to read this entire thread now as that TERRIFYING POLICE STATE comment sounds quite apt!

    Also, I just finished with the Giovanni in VtM:B and thought I was done with the necromancers for the night. Apparently not.

  29. So funny that nearly a year ago Tommyboy was a cause celebre with the MRM; since then they decided (or at least AVfM did) that he’s too feminist for their liking.

    Priceless.

  30. Pecunium, since you magically see everything, scroll up to your comment about PiV…I’m apparently way kinkier than I thought!

    And damn, this thread is originally from RIGHT before I started commenting. (And ironically, I do know what I was doing that day…and it was naughty XD )

  31. Wow, this thread gets necroed a lot. I’m mostly just commenting to check the “Notify me of follow-up comments” box.

  32. I just had a great laugh at the bit when Tommy “Drunk Poster” Martin popped in with a one-word comment (whores) and got answered with “gerbils” and then “gerbil whores”.

  33. They were probably penguins in gerbil suits.

  34. ah. that explains why they were whores then. :)

  35. Then again, anything that could dress like this has all the makings of a whore anyway.

  36. not penguins?

    Gotta mix it up.

  37. Ah, the days before he switched to saying “gold-diggers!” I wonder how his documentary is coming along.

  38. Is it just me, or do the practitioners of necromancy on aged textiles suck at making arguments more than the one’s with the courage to drop non-sequitur comments about how stupid we are in the active threads?

  39. T’is not necromancy on aged textiles, says one capable of saving just about any textile (no, really, I could bring my backpack from HS if I wanted to deal with it being held together by safety pins)

    But yes, they necro because they know they can’t hack it.

  40. Is there somewhere a troll law that forbids the reading commenting policies and site rules, I wonder…

  41. Must be. They adhere to it so faithfully!

  42. It’s in the bylaws of bickering.

  43. Bickering … ha, I bet the manly menz of the MRM would hate being told what they’re doing is just bickering. It’s so trivial.

  44. Bickering is what cackling hens do!

  45. Shouldn’t that be beak-ering?

  46. That is a terrible pun, kitteh. Terrible!

    *can’t stop grinning anyways*

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