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Heartiste: Totally dominate your woman by farting in bed and pretending to kill her cat

Cartman demonstrating male dominance and creativity.

You know how in Cosmo they have all those little guides on how to spice up your relationships? Well, now the douchebag PUA guru Heartiste has helpfully prepared a guide of his own.

[T]hanks to the wonders of game, men can limit their relationship energy requirements while maximizing the impact each unit of spent energy has on women’s interest levels. In layman’s terms, men can easily spice up relationships (and dates) with almost no effort by employing the drive-by tease.

Here are a few of his tricks. I am not making these up. These are actual suggestions as to ways to “spice up” relationships written by a man who is reportedly in his forties. He starts off fairly mild:

Flush the toilet when she’s in the shower.

Then he starts getting mean:

Put a “pinch my butt” post-it note on her back as she’s heading out for work.

Slip her car into neutral when she’s driving. (Note: not recommended on women with exceptionally bad driving skills.)

The rest of the list is a mixture of the stupid:

Paint a picture of her. With great fanfare, unveil a stick figure drawing.

Replace her cosmetics with crayons.

The puerile:

Draw smiley faces or penises on her tampons.

Honk her tits. Make loud honking noise. Bonus points if you use an air horn.

Dutch oven. Shower oven. Car oven.

The surreal:

Put her panties on her cat (Don’t put them on the dog if the dog is yours. There are some lines not meant to be crossed.)

And the just plain assholish:

Pretend to throw her cat out the window. (A full throwing motion accompanied by frantic mewing will boost dramatic effect.)

Place a giant stuffed animal or clown doll in bed, facing her. When she wakes up, she’ll freak.

Heartiste then explains the SCIENCE behind all this idiocy:

The drive-by tease is, typically, the non-verbal equivalent of the cocky/funny neg. … The DBT subliminally asserts male dominance as well as creativity, both of which are catnip to women. Dominance assertion is telegraphed in any act where the subtext is “I don’t care if you’re offended by this.”

Really? Drawing a smiley face on her tampon “asserts male dominance?” Farting demonstrates creativity?

In any case, I have a few suggestions for women whose boyfriends actually do any of this shit in an attempt to show what awesome dudes they are:

Take a shit in his underwear drawer. Claim it was the dog, even if you don’t have a dog.

Throw his Xbox360 out the window.  (A full throwing motion accompanied by frantic mewing will boost dramatic effect.)

Make him a BBQ sandwich, using menstrual blood instead of BBQ sauce.

Leave him.

Actually, you’d probably do best just to skip directly to that last one.

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Posted on March 22, 2012, in alpha males, bad boys, creepy, idiocy, kitties, masculinity, misogyny, PUA, shit that never happened. Bookmark the permalink. 302 Comments.

  1. RE: Anthony

    Dammit, I wish I had video on my comps, so I could watch that. Bummer. Is there one for trans guys too? Because that’d crown my day and make me mega-happy.

    I appreciate the link, I do, but I actually meant like, a group in person. (The Good Men Project is just online, right?) I know you might think I’m mocking you, but I’m actually being completely serious here.

  2. @LBT

    Here is what MRAs think of “bad people like you”:

    http://goodmenproject.com/good-feed-blog/father-gets-born-this-way-tattoo-to-honor-his-sons-coming-out/

    yeah, sure showed us with that post by the guy who…. runs a blog with a regular commenter here…

    god youre desperation is getting pathetic

  3. Crumbelievable

    Also, Antz, that GMP comment of yours is far more tame than your usual fare (Last week I came across a Reddit comment of yours, in which you told a woman who criticized AVFM to “shut up, you vile cunt”.)

  4. Is there a boob-genius who can explain to me why these strategies have a huge and growing following of men who swear by them?

    I have not sold any virtual-partner kits yet, so whatever is working so well for these men, is working on real women.

    Why do you care, AntZ? You have FOREIGN BRIDE.

  5. Shit, do guys like Heartiste actually realize that a relationship can be had without one side being dominant and the other submissive? It’s like they think every relationship is lopsided in terms of power and if you don’t have the power, the other person has it and they will dutch-oven you and pretend to kill your pet. This is not to denigrate, slander or disappear actual D/s relationships but presumably there’s an element of consent to those that is obviously lacking in what Heartiste would have you do..

    Speaking as someone in a D/s relationship, the only one of those things on the list I can even imagine my boyfriend/dom doing is the boob-honking (and even that would be in the context of, like, a tickle-fight or general silliness, not “I’m just randomly going to grab your boob and make a loud obnoxious noise”). It’s not even just that they don’t understand that not all relationships have someone who’s dominant and someone who’s submissive – they don’t understand that relationships, even actual D/s ones, generally aren’t between people who loathe each other. The reason I don’t fart on my boyfriend or threaten to kill his cat isn’t because I’m not the one “in charge,” it’s because I actually like him (and his cat) and am not a horrible person. Crazy how that works!

  6. @LBT

    If you are serious about joining the MRM and you want to participate in the greatest civil rights movement of the third millenium … some comments:

    1) The majority of MRM sites are ~90% in favor of complete equal legal & government protection for LGBT persons. This is a clear improvement from even a few years ago. We embrace an identity treatment of LGBT, which removes all moral ambiguity and makes it a pure equal protection issue.

    2) Even those communities that are most hostile, the numbers are still ~50% supportive. There were a series of recent articles on “the spearhead” examining this issue, and simple thumbs up/thumbs down analysis will tell you that, even there, the tide is turning (see AntZ, dragnet — contrast to Rmaxd, American):

    http://www.the-spearhead.com/2012/03/04/the-problem-with-a-gay-tolerant-military/

    3) We desperately need you.

    Welcome to the fight, brother.

  7. Haha, AntZ is trying to recruit Rogan now. You’re in good company! He tried to snatch up Quackers a couple of months ago.

  8. Even those communities that are most hostile, the numbers are still ~50% supportive.

    Woo fuckin’ hoo.

    “Fully half of us support your right to exist! Half!

    Man, what a selling point.

  9. Ants, you’re arguing *for* an article that contains the paragraph “Homosexual men can and have been great warriors and leaders. There is no doubt that they can fight, and countless have sacrificed themselves for their country. However, their abilities and sacrifices, as noble as they are, cannot overcome the fact that suppression of homosexuality is crucial to institutional integrity in a military context. Yes, suppression.”

    …yippee? I feel so ACCEPTED!

  10. Crumbelievable

    Yep, Spreadheaders are so supportive of LGBT rights. Just listen to their founder, W.F Price talk about Glee:

    First, I have to say that I now do believe the conservative Christians are correct in saying that the media is pushing a gay agenda.

  11. lmao

    If you are serious about joining the MRM and you want to participate in the greatest civil rights saddest hate movement of the third milleniumfucking ever

    ftfy

  12. @Anthony Zarat

    From Roissy’s Open Letter to My Hypothetical Future Kids

    To my son: … If you turn out gay, don’t ever bring your “boyfriend” around me.

  13. fuck can we not do strikethroughs?

  14. @LBT

    Also, from this post on “the spearhead”:

    http://www.the-spearhead.com/2012/02/27/the-few-the-proud/

    “There is NOTHING wrong with that picture.

    Those two men are COMPLETELY safe from bigoted, sexist, feminist family courts, criminal courts, institutions, law enforcement, and government agencies. How many of YOU can say the same thing?”

    Upvotes: 40
    Downvotes: 19

    The tide is turning. The MRM embraces equality for EVERYONE. Contrast that to the people you keep company with >>> here <<<.

    The only reason feminists tolerate the presence of the "G" in their midst is to pump hot air into their victimhood olympic bid. Few, if any, feminists feel any real compassion for men or boys. They think of you as beast, a sub-human animal, not because of your "G", but because of your "Y".

    Join us, and make a difference.

  15. fuck it, i’ll just say it. antz you belong to a hate movement, and a really pathetic one at that. sorry, brah.

  16. Those two men are COMPLETELY safe from bigoted, sexist, feminist family courts, criminal courts, institutions, law enforcement, and government agencies. How many of YOU can say the same thing?”

    i like how the spearhead can’t frame anything in terms that don’t relate back to how much they hate women

  17. Crumbelievable

    Antz, what does this have to do with men’s rights or equality? Can you tell me?

    http://www.the-spearhead.com/2012/03/19/foreignbride-product-review-finding-a-model-thats-right-for-you/

  18. Gotta love how AntZ thinks “accepting gay men as human” is like some sort of special favour that many of the good folks of the MRM are willing to do. Look at the effort they’re putting in, the sweet darlings.

  19. Once more the MRM try to find new recruits on Manboobz… How will it end? The suspense is unbearable.
    *prepare popcorn

  20. http://www.the-spearhead.com/2012/03/19/foreignbride-product-review-finding-a-model-thats-right-for-you/

    “women are things, not people y’all. but it’s totally everyone else are the bigots, not the ones dehumanizing half the population”

  21. Gotta love how AntZ thinks “accepting gay men as human” is like some sort of special favour that many of the good folks of the MRM are willing to do.

    it’s more than he extends to women, which i’m sure in his mind counts as a lot

  22. filetofswedishfish

    “Slip her car into neutral when she’s driving.”

    FoSB does this while we sit at stop lights. This is not endearing. It makes me want to let him walk his happy ass home if he cannot be a good passenger, not fuck him.

    “Dutch oven. Shower oven. Car oven.”
    This doesn’t faze me so much, but FoSB sure hates it if I so much as pass gas in the same room as him.

  23. @Antz:

    For your point 2, you’ve got some pretty desperate cherry-picking going on.

    Opus: upvoted, anti-homosexuality.
    Words Twice: upvoted, agreed with the OP and with the idea that “Gay marriage is an odd concept”
    Buckwheater: upvoted, argues that gay men are too promiscuous for the army
    Ryu: upvoted, argues that “EVERYTHING will become more eminine and gay”
    jaego: upvoted, argues that men will be raped if gay people are allowed in the military, otherwise it would be “asking for more sexual assault and rape of both men and women”
    doclove: upvoted, complains that gay men would have to have completely separate facilities

    Mahrat: downvoted, begins post with “Being homosexual does not destroy your ability to serve your country.”

    And your comment, the one you boldly put forward as a helpful attitude towards LGBT folks… Is not pro-gay, but viciously anti-feminist. Hooray.

  24. See feminists all secretly hate gay men (according to MRAs). While only about half of the MRAs openly hate them (according to MRAs).

    What a sales pitch.

  25. Antz, what about lesbian separatist? Are they not gay, not feminists, do they hate themselves? Or do we just hate gay men? Why would we do that??

    I mean, I know some RadFem are known for their transphobia, but homophobia? Not that the feminism is free from it, but that’s not something i had especially heard.

    Any proof that we manboobzer do not welcome gays? (and either we welcome them for wrong reasons or we don’t welcome them, it can’t be both)

  26. Crumbelievable

    @Kirby

    Their views of gay men are incredibly patronizing. Look, these men don’t have to deal with women. How lovely…

    Gay dudes, born without the handicap of needing to have sex with women, can often see things from a perspective that we straight dudes can not

    In conclusion, fuck off Antz. No one’s going to buy the shit you’re selling.

  27. @Crumbelievable:

    From the comments there, thats the way that spearhead members “support” non-straight-men. Women should be allowed in the military, so they can die along with all the men! Gay men should be allowed in the military, because shouldn’t we be happy that they can avoid all those nasty women?

    @LBT:

    Now I’m kind of curious, with AntZ’s claims and all. I think you’ve said before that you’ve been to some MRA sites in the past, and were chased away. Does your experience support the claim that “The majority of MRM sites are ~90% in favor of complete equal legal & government protection for LGBT persons”?

    @AntZ:

    I may be confuse here… But in the past, was it you who said you were most decidedly not and MRA, but rather an antifeminist? What ever happened to that?

  28. @Antz

    From that same thread:

    Ryu:

    …They wanted diversity. Begged for it. Well, now you’ve got it. Affirmative action, feminism and homosexuality. Let’s see what the butt boys, dykes and gangster thugs can do.

    Twice as many upvotes as downvotes. Face it, Anthony, the MRM consists almost entirely of BIGOTS! Go back to your FOREIGN BRIDE.

  29. I wish it was possible to make patronizing concessions to cis white straight dudes, like “aw, you’re cis? Well, good for you!” or “you know, I love what you people have done to the fashion industry” or “your natural hair is beautiful, can I touch it?”

  30. Hmm… Maybe that was ToySoldier or someone else… Don’t mind me folks, seasonal allergies and all.

  31. @AntZ:

    Is there a boob-genius who can explain to me why these strategies have a huge and growing following of men who swear by them?

    Probably for the same reason that huge numbers of people swear by astrology and Scientology and past-life regression and homeopathy and the healing power of crystals and other assorted nonsense. Any halfway competent peddler of snake oil can scrape together a few followers from the ranks of the desperate and the deluded.

  32. @LBT

    Just in case you missed it, I directed you to the MRM community that is most hostile to LGBT >>> because I want you to make an informed choice <<<.

    You will not find ANY hostility on AVfM, the unimpeachable beacon that leads the MRM forward. That is where I think you will find a very welcoming home. We have been fighting for LGBT issues since its founding in 2010, including prominent discrimination issues that feminists either applaud or remain silent about:

    http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/united-nations-to-the-world-kill-those-faggots/

    See you there!

  33. I think there’s been several “I’m not an MRA, but…” folks in here.

  34. Re: my last comment, I say that not because I have any intention of making patronizing concessions to anyone, but just so that they might understand “you lucky stiff, half of these people think you deserve the basic considerations we should give all humans!” isn’t actually a really super nice thing to say, and they wouldn’t appreciate it either.

  35. I am communicating terribly today. I’m not trying to say that all straight cis white dudes don’t get that it’s shitty to patronize to people, just the ones that say things like what AntZ did. You know what? Forget my ridiculous word-salad, and substitute the following:

    DEAR EVERYONE
    DON’T MAKE PATRONIZING “CONCESSIONS” TO MEMBERS OF LESS PRIVILEGED GROUPS
    IT’S DOUCHEY AND BIGOTED
    STOP

  36. Are FOREIGN BRIDES one of those groups, or can we assume that this particular one is made up and therefore fair game?

  37. viscaria, your comment was perfectly clear to me and i thought it was hilarious

  38. He’s got to be kidding! Beloved and I are each of us pesty and playful, but these suggestions are just downright crude and stupid. If his idea is to demonstrate just how lacking in class he is…then I encourage it? If only that the women don’t get suckered by him any more than they have been.

  39. I know exactly what you’re saying, Viscaria.

    There’s just no equivalent thing you can say to a straight guy to “you don’t have to sleep with women, you’re so lucky.” But if there were maybe he’d understand why that comment is completely trivializing of what it’s like to be a gay man, while being completely centered around the straight guy’s experiences and his problems.

    Plus, it’s just sort of funny that the only thing MRAs can think of to say about gay men is an insult toward women. Talk about one-note.

  40. My ex used to do shit like this. There is a reason I refer to him as “abusive.” Anyone with a modicum of decency can guess how those two are related.

  41. I remember as a schoolgirl being incredibly irritated by a boy in the playground who thought it was hilarious to snatch my alice band off my head and run away, forcing me to chase after him to get it back. Sometimes it was fun, but he’d do it all the time and after a while I just found it annoying.

    I was grumbling to my older cousin about it one day, when she just laughed and said “He’s just doing it because he likes you!” I liked hanging about with him and being his friend, but I just wasn’t interested in him romantically. Bear in mind of course I was 12 years old at the time (I think he was about 11). Anyway, eventually he got the message that I didn’t like it and also that while I enjoyed his company, I wasn’t interested in him in that way. We grew up and remained friends, everything was cool.

    It’s utterly amazing to see grown men – men older than me even – still using playground-level flirtation techniques.

  42. That, and there’s no way a gay guy can say to a straight guy “I’ve decided to tolerate your existence and might even consider letting you be a part of society,” with a big shit-eating cookie-please smile on his face.

  43. I think FOREIGN BRIDE is totally made up, however she is entertaining.

    AntZ, just how dumb are you to come here and recruit, even in your usual halfass style? I mean, really.

  44. Although, full disclosure: my boyfriend has totally honked my boobs.

    I once used my girlfriend’s boobs to ‘play’ the horn part to Julian Cope’s Reward, in front of other people. She punched me in the arm afterwards, but she did let me do one entire breakdown and chorus.

  45. didn’t antz used to have a wife and kids? what happened to them?

  46. I love AntZ’s recruitment technique – he pops up here ranting and raving and calling everyone bigots, and then tries to win us over to his cause.

    Actually, is this an example of “negging”?

  47. @Kyrie:

    Or do we just hate gay men? Why would we do that??

    Because they’re men. Duh. I mean, we’re feminists; we hate men. Isn’t that what our glorious gynocratic sisterhood of female supremacy is all about?

    [/so much sarcasm I'm not sure a single close tag will be enough to contain it]

  48. To be fair, unless I’m confusing him with someone else, AntZ has been pretty consistent with claiming that his wife is foreign (asian IIRC), and the shit he says does seem pretty consistent with Asian/Eastern European cultures.

  49. AntZ, just how dumb are you to come here and recruit, even in your usual halfass style? I mean, really.

    At least he’s not calling everyone whores and then demanding that they renounce their whoredom before they can be given the privilege of joining his Super-Awesome Club For Fucking Morons.

  50. If I were cynical, (and I totally am), the women who put up with this shit aren’t attracted to it, they’ve just gotten into the relationship knowing that the men do this. They tolerate it, and its endearing in an “aww, precious” kind of way. Either that, or it’s just something they expect all men do.

    I put up with it because the ex made it quite clear that the alternative would be physical violence perpetrated against my person, my cat, my family members, and/or my house. He used to say things like “If you ever leave me I’ll kill your fucking cat and then I’ll burn your fucking house down,” and I had no reason to believe he didn’t mean it.

    I can’t speak for all women, of course, but that was my experience. Took me more years than I want to admit to figure out that, even if he tried to carry through on those threats, I’d still be better off without him than with him. (He never did.)

  51. Actually, there is a certain similarity between Antz and Tom Martin, once you substitute “whores” for “bigots” (or vice versa). Secretly, I think they’re both over here because it’s more fun here than in their usual playgrounds, though neither one would ever admit it. :-)

  52. Eurosabra’s the other implausibly optimistic recruiting agent round here, isn’t he?

    Because I can think of few places more likely to sign up to the PUA cause than a feminist blog that’s heavily populated by intelligent women.

  53. “AntZ, just how dumb are you to come here and recruit ..”

    If you are so confident, maybe you will take me up on a bet?

    I posted a link to an AVfM article that outs feminist silence & support for anti-LGBT discrimination. In all, 48 MRAs responded to that article:

    http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/united-nations-to-the-world-kill-those-faggots/

    Fine me 1 out of 48 that has anything negative to say about LGBT, and I will publicly state:

    “I prmoise to worship and obey the boob-god, forever and ever!”

    .. or whatever vow it is that he makes all of you take as part of your brainwashing.

    One. Just one. One anti-LGBT comment, out of 48. 2%, in case you want me to do the math for you.

    The MRM is the most singnificant civil rights movement of the 3rd millenium. You all, are nothing.

  54. Lol, okay, thanks Eric and Holly, glad I made sense. I had an I CAN’T WORDS!!!!! moment.

    @Ponkz, it kinda bugs me when people say “aww, he just likes you” to schoolchildren, because that’s no excuse. It’s still not okay to take someone’s hair and (or pull their pigtails or what-have-you) if they don’t like it. But like you said, it’s particularly odd to see adults using these tactics.

  55. @Dani, that’s terrible, I’m glad you’re out of that situation now! And I think you may be onto something, at least for some percentage of these relationships.

  56. @Dani:

    Blech, that’s terrible. I’m desperately hoping that when MRA dudes talk about how they like to pull these “pranks,” they are not covering for threats of violence.

  57. @Viscaria – yeah, it’s a tricky area, isn’t it? That sort of behaviour can so often veer on the edge of or even tip into outright bullying.

    @Dani – I’m so sorry that happened to you and glad you’re safe now. The whole threatening pets thing definitely stuck out to me. It’s a pretty common abuser technique to threaten or even actually carry out abuse of pets.

  58. I’m desperately hoping that when MRA dudes talk about how they like to pull these “pranks,” they are not covering for threats of violence.

    They are. Or at least some of them are. Of the ones who actually do this shit, there’s really only three ways it can go:

    1) Their partner walks out or tells them to knock it the hell off.
    2) Their partner tolerates it because they’re afraid if they don’t he’ll leave them.
    3) Their partner tolerates it because they’re afraid if they don’t he’ll get angry.

  59. Way back when I had a roomate, her boyfriend used to take my kitten and throw him in the freezer. He’d do this before I came home from work so I have no idea how long kitty had been there. Or there were times he’d “pretend throw” my cat out the window, until one night the cat almost did fall two stories, and her boyfriend barely caught my cat in time. Yeah good times… My friend seemed totally cool with this behaviour and married him eventually. Me, I nearly tossed him out the window and moved out the next day.

    Let’s just say that he did numerous things to emotionally abuse her and was working his way to physically abuse her too. She wouldn’t leave him. He tried his shit with me and couldn’t get away with it. He did however manage to ruin a perfectly good friendship.

    Abusive behaviours towards pets and people you care about are a strong warning sign to leave.

  60. “I posted a link to an AVfM article that outs feminist silence & support for anti-LGBT discrimination. In all, 48 MRAs responded to that article:”

    I like how the MRAs are happy to appropriate discrimination against gays in order to promote their own agenda. They don’t care that there’s discrimination involved, it’s just that it’s discrimination against men that matters. Except they’re being discriminated against because they’re gay, not because they’re men. MRA logic burns.

  61. Oh, Antz, don’t you remember the statement of feminist uber-henchwoman Hillary Clinton from December 21, 2010, in support of the USA’s amendment to restore that language to the resolution?

    I am pleased by the UN General Assembly’s action today to include sexual orientation in a resolution condemning extrajudicial and summary executions. The United States introduced this language to send an unequivocal message in concert with our many international partners: No one should be killed for who they are.

    Sadly, many people around the world continue to be targeted and killed because of their sexual orientation. These heinous crimes must be condemned and investigated wherever they occur. We look forward to continuing our work with others around the world to protect the human rights of those facing threats or discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.

    And you DO realize that restoring that language protected women too — that must have been a bitter pill for you to swallow, bigot.

  62. One. Just one. One anti-LGBT comment, out of 48. 2%, in case you want me to do the math for you.

    okay, so we’re adding math to the list of things antz doesn’t understand.

  63. How do thesae guys fuck up a simple concept like playfulness? It relieves stress, boredom and reconnects you in a fun way with your partner. The caveat being that both people have to find it funny and appropriate to the scenario.

    I noticed that several people pointed out the dangers of shifting a car into neutral whilst driving and flushing toilettes. That’s being a dumb ass, not playful! I guess nothing says manly like a trip to the ER….

  64. Crumbelievable

    Oh look, the same patronizing bullshit towards gay people is on AVFM:

    Now days I envy gay men for not having to deal with false allegations of all stripes, family court, child custody/support, spousal support and the presumption of guilt and fault in all their romantic relationships

    Gosh, those gay men have it so easy.

  65. RE: Anthony

    They think of you as beast, a sub-human animal, not because of your “G”, but because of your “Y”.

    Uh. If this in regards to chromosomes… I don’t HAVE a Y. (Well, I suppose it’s possible, but the odds are quite, quite low.) I told you, I’m trans.

    Also, both articles you’ve given me treat guys like me with complete contempt! The TITLE of the first article is “The PROBLEM With a Gay-Tolerant Military,” and the second, the photo of which makes me smile, the writer later comments, “I’ve got no problem with it. BUT, impressions matter — a lot. We can’t pretend that this kind of display won’t have consequences for the USMC, which draws recruits from a particular segment of society that doesn’t have the highest regard for this sort of behavior.”

    How can I feel this movement has ANYTHING to offer men like me, when it uses the word ‘mangina’ as a form of contempt, WHEN I’M A MAN WITH A VAGINA?

    You say you gave me the most repellent, hostile environment you could find to let me make an informed choice. Fine. But the Spearhead, from what I understand, is pretty prominent in the MRA, a source y’all point to. It’s the MAINSTREAM OPINION.

    Even from the “supportive” article you put up, there is the line “Where are the female victims in all this madness?”

    Let me tell you. Trans women. Look at the Transgender Day of Remembrance stats: http://www.transgenderdor.org/?page_id=1194 That’s 2010. You see the majority of people dead there? Women. Female victims. They tend to be treated a lot worse than people like me.

    If you hoped to impress me with this, you failed. Name for me one trans MRA, please. Just one. I seriously, honestly want to know. Because I can name trans people who’ve left feminism in disgust, but I can also name trans feminists who fight the transphobia in the feminist community: Kate Bornstein, Sandy Stone, Patrick Califia. It’s why transfeminism exists. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfeminism

    Tell me again. What does your movement have to offer me?

    RE: Kirbywarp

    I’ve never been to MRA spaces before for reasons precisely like I gave Antz above.

  66. How do thesae guys fuck up a simple concept like playfulness? It relieves stress, boredom and reconnects you in a fun way with your partner. The caveat being that both people have to find it funny and appropriate to the scenario.

    they don’t see theyre partners as fully human. its about their own gratification, not anyone elses.

  67. Is there a boob-genius who can explain to me why these strategies have a huge and growing following of men who swear by them?

    I wouldn’t call myself a genius, but I don’t think it takes a rocket surgeon to figure that it’s very possible a great number of these men might be lying/exaggerating about the frequency and/or awesomeness of their sexual exploits. And that’s not, by the way, because my evil feminist tendencies make me assume all men are lying liars, rather, the wary purchaser in me assumes there are a great number of businesses who exaggerate the truth in order to sell a product. When your product is a supposed super secret SCIENCE on how to get ladies into bed, it follows that there might very well be some dramatization going in in their marketing.

  68. *finishes her popcorn*
    Propaganda failed, Manboobz 2 – Antz 0

    I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, by this outcome.

  69. lol, antz, you fucked that one up. maybe trying to be less of a bigot next time.

  70. Dominance? Spicing up the relationship?

    I think what he actually means is Attention Seeking and Acting Like a Kid.

    Not sexy dude.

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