MRA Comics Cavalcade, Part One: The Pigman and Pals
Reading this blog, you might get the impression that Men’s Rights activists lack a sense of humor. Not so! Some of them even make their own hilarious comics! I’d like to celebrate three of the finest MRA cartoons I’ve seen thus far in the first edition of what I’d like to call the MRA Comics Cavalcade. Click the thumbnails to go to the (full-sized) comics themselves.
In this edition of the popular The Pigman Cometh, the aforementioned Pigman, who has apparently killed a woman, dances with her corpse while spouting humorous remarks about how women and marriage suck. This comic is written by one dude, and drawn by another. Yes, it takes two people to produce masterpieces like this.Two separate people.
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In this NSFW cartoon found on the blog Wimminz, two evil feminists talk evilly about divorce and park in a handicapped parking space. Just like real feminists would! And then a guy has sex with, apparently, some sex dolls?
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And, finally, in this edition of plasticBrickAutomaton, an evil feminist door-to-door saleswoman tries to sell some dude a weird and incorrect caricature of postmodernism. The guy cleverly parries her attempts to indoctrinate him by attaching a baby to a balloon and letting it float away, to ultimately meet its demise. (One imagines.) This got more than 100 upvotes when it was posted to the Men’s Rights subreddit.
More MRA Comics Cavalcades to come!
Posted on March 13, 2012, in antifeminism, creepy, evil women, gloating, I'm totally being sarcastic, misogyny, MRA, MRA comics cavalcade, reactionary bullshit, reddit, sex, that's not funny!, violence and tagged violence. Bookmark the permalink. 365 Comments.
As a comic fan and a human being, I object.
I must read again carefully my feminist tracts, I did not know cisprivilege was a magic word to make random cis-men give cis-women money for their baby.
It’s really impressive how much they both hate and don’t understand that word: privilege…
This is what passes for MRA humor? They’ve got a ways to go.
I…It…Just… This, combined with the song from a couple months back? Wow. And they’re so self-congratulatory on top of it all.
Psh. I was MRAL’s age, had no experience with comics-making, and I made better comics than this. (Educational comics destigmatizing multiple personality. Just got another order of them from a therapist for her newest multi client.)
(I admit to having a bit of fatigue concerning the privilege term. But that’s because I’ve seen far too many people treating social justice as a fandom.)
So, MRAs:
are idiotic misogynists;
can’t draw;
don’t understand what humor is.
No wonder they went off and created their own little communities online. No one else would want to be near them!
If you haven’t seen it–you may have, since it was posted only a month ago–SomethingAwful chose The Pigman’s website as their ALOD. There are a few more creepy panels posted there, including my absolute favourite, in which the titular character smacks some woman in the face with a rubber chicken while shouting “You’re lucky i don’t throw you into the traffic, you lying feminist harpy!”
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/pigman-cometh-comics.php
(Not surprisingly, he’s also a racist.)
I’ve said it before: MRA’s, like most neo-cons, simply cannot do art. Or humor.
I suggest this comic: http://www.theniceguycomic.com/index.html It’s more of a “Nice Guy” one, but there is plenty of misogyny and I have the feeling that Jeff will become an MRA eventually.
Reasons
-All women have this creepy, air-headed look to them and are portrayed as either screwed-up, bitches or twits who can appreciate “Nice Guys.”
-With the exception of Jeff all other guys are portrayed as jerks. When Jeff uses friendship in hopes that Becki will eventually come to him because he thinks admitting his feelings will make him look bad.
-Jeff is also a no-fun loser who can only talk about geek stuff and how much he claims to “respect” women.
Geoff Johns and Ivan Reis this ain’t
Dear MRAs/misogynists in general,
Please, please, please shut the fuck up about toilet seats already. Seriously, the only people even talking about this stupid-ass “issue” is YOU. IT’S ALL IN YOU FUCKING HEAD, GET OVER IT AND FUCKING GROW UP ALREADY.
There’s a joke about the four humors in here somewhere.
Silly feminists are always screaming “oppression!” over the silliest, trivial things
WHAT? I HAVE TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN? MISANDRY!!
Wait…he used a chicken to slap a woman with? That’s cruelty to the chicken!
SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHICKENS!
*yes, I’m still feeling snarky over the fact that women are on par with livestock in some lawmakers eyes. Sweet mother of God!
The top two comics are funny and accurate.
The bottom comic has some kind of technical problem, and does not display.
You know, I can’t draw, and I could STILL do better than this.
I didn’t know it was opposite day.
I’d be willing to bet a million dollars that the author of the second comic has never even been close to being in bed with two women. Unless they were prostitutes, in which case I’d bet a million dollars they didn’t look like the women in the comic.
The top two comics are funny and accurate.
…Pigman, who has apparently killed a woman, dances with her corpse while spouting humorous remarks about how women suck.
Tell us again about how much you love your wife, Zarat.
Okay, folks, Antz has spoken. This is what humor is now. Move along.
“What are these things for?”
I was under the impression that my boyfriend enjoys my company. Sometimes he doesn’t even want sex.
“What are these things for?”
I think he means brides, not women.
Batman as Santa: Funny.
Chibi-fied Justice League: Adorable and funny.
Calvin and Hobbes: HILARIOUS.
MRA Comics: About as entertaining as Billy the Heretic.
“I think he means brides, not women.”
Well, I’m not all that into the institution of marriage anyway but I’m all up for people agreeing on being life partners. My aunt has been with her partner for maybe 20 years and they’ve never gotten married. They seem to be doing ok without it. =)
“What are these things for?”
I think he means brides, not women.
Brides aren’t women? What about FOREIGN BRIDES?
Tell us again about how much you love your wife, Zarat.
“Brides aren’t women?”
Bahahahaha! Nah, brides are just money vampires!
Toilet seats, amirite? What’s up with airplane food? Have you ever talked into a fast food speaker and it sounded like static? What’s up with that?
Let’s all wash our brains out with real comic humor: http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html
How’s it going with the FOREIGN BRIDE, AntZ? She know she’s up for replacement?
Did you hear the one about bad women drivers? They’re bad!
@Lauralot
I’m dying! As soon as I get a little life back in me, I’m gonna go read my Yukon, Ho! and finish the job
Yeah, that’s a goodun’. Also, women parallel parking, what’s the deal?
And mothers-in-law! Especially those of a religious-minority fashion!
I know I already said this on the forum, but the guy in the second comic? Not paying his court costs, not paying his child support, out having fun, and doesn’t appear to be missing those kids who’d just cramp his threesome style anyway.
If this is a demonstration of the terrible plight of oppressed men, it’s a bit off target.
Both of the first two comics seem to be missing this little tradition we have where people get married because they love each other. Pigman’s right, marrying someone just to have sex and get your laundry done is a terrible idea… and most people who get married actually know that, thanks.
The third one I don’t even know, it’s just some incoherent mix of “rape can mean anything, therefore there’s no such thing as rape” and “privilege is a terrible insult they use to make you feel bad.”
They park! Badly! And they’re women! Parking! Hilarious stuff!
Tangentially, you know, I’m always kind of confused by dudes who claim women, particularly feminists can’t be funny and are humorless harpies and then think stuff like this is HIGHLARIOUS.
Like, seriously, my farts are better comedy fodder. And aren’t hurtful to anyone, I might add.
And showers, they’re always too hot or too cold, amirite?
wimminz apparently believes that those ‘learn to draw x’ panels on the backs of cereal boxes constitute a full artistic education
Once, as a kid, I drew a comic about a talking cookie that drove a Pinto. It was way funnier than these.
Also, what’s up with airline flight schedules?
Holly: “…rape can mean anything, therefore there’s no such thing as rape”
It’s like NWO’s bit about how sexual harassment isn’t real because women cry sexual harassment over everything.
MRAs: Working Tirelessly to Trivialize Rape Since 2010.
Sometimes I feel bad because the artistic fields are very hard to break into. On my worse days I end up thinking there is no such thing as talent and that everyone has some technical drawing skills, so there is no use in trying.
Then I see shit like this.
Hey! MRAs have a use! Then again, i might be setting the bar a little low.
Um… THAT’S NOT WHAT CIS MEANS.
“Both of the first two comics seem to be missing this little tradition we have where people get married because they love each other.”
Love? What is this “love” you speak of?
Opposite day is Thursday.
Erm…I object at the blatant bigotry against zombies.
Object to. English: I is good at it.
AntZ if brides (and by extension FOREIGN BRIDES) are so awful, why did you marry a woman? You don’t actually have to get married, you know! I’m not very likely to get married; at very least, it won’t happen any time soon. That’s totally okay, right? Oh wait, no, that makes me a slutty slut slut that’s riding the Alpha Cock Carousel, and that’s terrible. But you’re a man, so that wouldn’t have applied! You could have had sex and/or dated and/or had children, all without marrying any brides! But then, I guess it’s hard to date or have sex with women when you’re simultaneously telling them they’re bad and dirty for dating and having with you instead of marrying some worthy beta.
You know what? I guess marrying your FOREIGN BRIDE was the best option of those you created for yourself.
Dating and having sex** with you. Worrrrds.
They really do an amazing job of showing just how “oppressed” they are, don’t they? “Sure, women are paid less for the same work, and are significantly more likely to be raped, and are still persistently discriminated against on every level of our society, and that’s not even getting into the additional major problems for women in developing countries – but one time when I was 11 my mom told me not to leave the toilet seat up! MY LIFE IS SO HARD, YOU GUYS.”
(Also, seriously, has anyone ever heard of a case in real life in which a couple has even argued about the toilet seat, let alone gotten divorced over it? Here on planet earth, most guys seem to put the seat down because it’s not a big freaking deal, and if a guy forgets, the next person to use the bathroom puts the toilet seat down because it’s not a big freaking deal.)
Also, Antz actually said something true. I can’t get the third comic to open properly, either.
It’s worth nothing that even the horrible caricature of a divorced women still has a manipulative asshole for an ex. Anyone who denies support to their innocent children to try to punish and manipulate their ex is an asshole.
*noting, not nothing
AntZ has a point about accuracy, actually. The second comic very accurately represents the wet dreams of MRAs, in which they have get to have laughter-filled sex (“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”) with multiple identical women (“Uh uh uh uh uh uh”) while their mean, oogly ol’ ex-wives drive poorly, use blatantly incorrect prefixes, get upset about things that no actual human being has ever cared that much about, refer to their children as “sluts”, and eventually, impinge on the rights of people with disabilities…possibly even men with disabilities. Misandry!
Anyone notice that this thread is mysteriously making everyone mistype?
“Anyone notice that this thread is mysteriously making everyone mistype?”
It’s a zombie curse!
Tuesday is typo-day
“his concept of “wuv” confuses and infuriates us!!
Our fragile feminist brains have been dealt such a huge blow by the wit of these MRA comics.
*This
and ninja’d by katz
Laughing my tits off. (at the commentary)
You know… I hate the bashing on the drawings, I can’t even draw stick people hardly.
And how about those women comics? Women are just NOT FUNNY. Amirite?
Inigo Montoya just called about that last comic. He sounded like he was weeping and laughing at the same time.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk)
Some of the best comics online feature stick figures, such as cyanide and happiness, and xkcd. I think mra artwork is fair game though, considering the artist thinks men are superior at all things. Generally, if someone says they are the best at everything, it’s not wrong to point and say “why do you suck at that, so much?”
“You know… I hate the bashing on the drawings, I can’t even draw stick people hardly.”
To reiterate: you don’t go around claiming yourself universally superior.
In defense of stick figure comics, I’d point out that XKCD is one of the funniest I’ve ever read, and it endlessly relevant. 513 and the latest 1027, especially. Oh, and someone is wrong on the internet.
I think the last one is actually pretty funny, except for the bits where I don’t agree, at all.
I don’t?
OH YEAH,
I don’t.
You’re right. ;)
This here web site is a wonderful place for people who can only draw stick figures.
Well, I’ve got my own webcomic, so I can say without reservation that their art sucks.
Suddenly stick people need a defense because I said I can’t draw them.
“In defense of stick people” lol.
I feel like they need defending when I try to draw them.
Ninja’d, of course. But hurrah for XKCD, the much beloved.
We seem to be all over the place here.
Is there a website for people that *can’t* draw stick figures.
That’s the link I need.
heh.
I have to interject here and say I know some people who got into a huge fight about the toilet seat. A few months ago one of my friends moved in with another man and two women, and they got into a screaming match about the seat (which the men always left up). Three of those people ended up moving out of the house
Once you before an MRA, there is no turning back…
You’re right, it is indeed funny. It’s funny because I’m laughing at MRAs, not with them.