Alcuin and out. Or, the KKK with tits.
Insidious gynonazi propaganda
Let’s celebrate this lovely February day with some random stupidity from Alcuin, a brave anti-misandrist intellectual titan who is single handedly bringing about what he calls “the Intellectual Renaissance of the Western Tradition.” Mostly by blathering on and on about how much ladies suck.
Some highlights from recent posts.
The history of achievement is, in fact, the history of male achievement to such an extent that, were women absent from human history, we might still be where we are today, but were men absent from history, da wimmin would be in the caves, screeching ‘n hollering at each other. …
Dante wrote the Divine Comedy. Feminists crafted VAWA, the beginning of the end of western freedom.
Shakespeare changed the English language. Sharon Osbourne laughs about the female mutilation of men.
Socrates established a way of thinking and reflection on the virtues that still inspires us. Women falsely accuse men of rape on a weekly or even daily basis.
Feminism is the KKK with tits. The only difference is that western women don’t have any shame, so don’t cover up with white bedsheets. They are openly supremacist. That is why their starting point parallels the KKK, but they tend towards Nazism as well. The Hitlerists were no more ashamed of their supremacism than western women are of theirs. Both bigoted groups, in fact, are quite proud of their prejudicial thinking.
Racial supremacists running around with bedsheets are cockroachy – they run to the darkness whenever light is shed on them. Feminists, like Nazis, prefer the limelight. Will we soon see Nazi-like rallies with tens of thousands of banshees and their manginic self-hating male bozos?
Everybody Loves Raymond, and your female supremacist mom
Men are made into buffoons by Hollywood because male buffoonery sells. Women eat it up as greedily as they inhale chocolate cake and buy useless luxury goods. “Everybody Loves Raymond” is Everyman. Why does your mother like that sitcom so much? Because she’s a female supremacist. Why does your girlfriend like that show? Because she’s a female supremacist.
That’s why the lady is a tramp
Life is too easy. It’s too easy for a woman to become a tramp, and experiment sexually and socially, so she does. What are the consequences? Our society has so much surplus that we’ve eliminated the consequences of bad or irresponsible behavior, at least for women. We are wealthy enough to reject the concept of shame. Thus, we have shameless hussies.
Perhaps because men are still the most creative movers and shakers of our society, men as a whole class have been pushed into being the responsible ones, the moral adults. Women are let off the hook, able to remain perpetual moral children, responsible for none of their behavior, such as drunken sex. Non-issues such as faulty breast implants or police warnings about slutware enrage these people because they face no real injustices or hardships.
Slutware?
Also, here are The Undertones, with “Life’s Too Easy.”
Posted on February 9, 2012, in antifeminism, evil women, grandiosity, hypocrisy, manginas, misogyny, MRA, oppressed men, patriarchy, reactionary bullshit, sluts, we hunted the mammoth, whores. Bookmark the permalink. 651 Comments.
I think slutware may be promiscuous software? Open source perhaps?
Are they ever going to get over that Sharon Osbourne thing? Sheesh.
You manage to write your blog about a new MRA offense every day. They still haven’t gotten over one line in a talk show six months ago.
It’s almost like they’re really, really desperate to find “proof” that the world hates men, but their search isn’t going so well, so they gotta cling to whatever small evidence they manage to find.
Gosh. Women experimenting sexually and socially?!?! Whatever next?
Life is too easy. It’s too easy for a man to become a player, and experiment sexually and socially, so he does. What are the consequences? Our society has so much surplus that we’ve eliminated the consequences of bad or irresponsible behavior, at least for men. We are wealthy enough to reject the concept of shame. Thus, we have shameless manwhores.
In what universe do women typically love Everybody Loves Raymond?
Scratch that.
In what universe do *people* typically love Everybody Loves Raymond?
Re: the OMG Sharon Osbourne said…thing.
On one of the rare occasions when I visited The Spearhead, they were discussing Ozzy’s book. There were a few disparaging things said about Sharon, but for the most part there was begrudging respect because she’s stuck with and taken care of Ozzy all these years. She more than anyone else is why he’s still alive. Besides that, Sharon is not what you’d call a feminist icon. She laughed at something horrible and was called out for it. Somehow though, I think the MRAs will forget all the “sticking by her man” that she’s done.
Anyway, digress I have.
Sitcoms are not the height of culture. They’re junk food. You’re going to get stereotypes. Yes, some make men out to be buffoons, just like they make women out to be nagging shrews. In a lot of them, the children are smarter than the parents. If you watch crap like that too much, it’ll rot your brain. Oops, looks like its already happened to Alcuin.
I don’t love Everybody Loves Raymond, eat chocolate or buy luxury goods. If this information causes such a large paradox that the universe implodes, I’m sorry in advance.
(I’m also not Hitler with boobies but I would hope that was obvious)
Feminists crafted the Equal Rights Amendment. Men wrote SOPA/PIPA and the NDAA.
Sylvia Plath wrote some of the greatest poetry of the 20th century. Dane Cook laughs about rape.
Simone de Beauvoir helped to invent existentialist philosophy. Men beat their partners so badly they have to go to the hospital on a weekly or even daily basis.
@Lady Zombie
You’ll have to pry my sitcoms from my brain dead hands!! ‘Sides, aren’t you supposed to be recruiting?
@Holly
Poppycock and balderdash!!! If you weren’t so hopped up on your female supremacy you would know that a crime against a man, is a crime against God, and thus 250 million times worse than any hardships(?) that you women(?) may face!! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for a tea party and I have yet to dress my guests.
When are they going to realize that women are not by and large running studios and showrunning these sitcoms they hate so much? Or making the commercials that portray men as buffoons? Shit, advertising is still one of the biggest boys clubs out there.
If he really wants some yuks, I’ll give him a quick tour of the music industry.
And I’ve been reading this over and over hoping it will make sense:
Perhaps because men are still the most creative movers and shakers of our society, men as a whole class have been pushed into being the responsible ones, the moral adults.
What. The. Fuck.
WTF is up with his crazy comparisons? He takes Dante and compares it to a bill written centuries later? Compare it to the Magna Carta or something, shit.
And, one of the first novels in history was written by a woman. So keep ignoring the artistic contributions of women while you claim that women haven’t done anything.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murasaki_Shikibu
Women falsely accuse men of rape on a weekly or even daily basis.
Damn, I knew I’d forgotten to do something when I was running errands yesterday! I guess I’ll have to pencil “falsely accuse someone of rape” in for Friday instead.
Sorry, I’m training myself to be aware of ableist language and stop using words like “crazy” and “psycho.” I apologize for that.
Everybody loves Raymond has been off the air for years. Alcuin needs to come up with some more recent examples of sitcom MISANDRY! Surely he can find some new bumbling dads on TV to whine about. The Simpsons is still on the air. That’s a classic for MRA’s to gripe about, because Homer is still as clownish as ever.
I don’t think I should have to answer for a hypothetical parallel universe where women don’t exist and men are better off because of it. I also won’t apologize for the alternate universe where Biff Tannen got rich gambling with a sports almanac from the future. I will, however, acknowledge that Marty McFly had a bad life in that tangent universe.
@blitzgal
It’s true though! Men created FOOTBALL, and some woman discovered radioactivity. WTF is entertaining about radioactivity?!!! It only became funny when The Simpsons, created by a MAN, spoofed it!
Think on it
It’s interesting that the whole “dumb dad” complaint pops up so often. It’s not like there aren’t ditzy female characters on television (The Office, the Big Bang Theory, American Dad, and Glee come to mind). It’s worth pointing out that in most cases (Everybody Loves Raymond, According to Jim, George Lopez, King of Queens, other half-assed family sitcoms that aren’t funny) the dumb dad character is played by the writer/creator of the show. The smart moms are usually not comedians, just actresses. You’ll see the same thing with female comedy writers: Mindy Kaling and Ellie Kemper are both writers for the office, and their characters are both pretty dumb. These people aren’t kowtowing to some evil feminist conspiracy to make men feel bad; they’re comedians who want to play the funny guy, not the straight man.
Except for that whole no more people being born thing, and nobody washing your shorts and cooking your food while you’re off creating Greatness.
And let’s not forget that Mary Shelley wrote the first novel in what’s considered science fiction. You know, the genre that they claim women suck at writing.
Incidentally, my mother does love Everybody Loves Raymond! As does my father! Is it because:
(a) they are horrible female supremacists who for some reason express their female supremacy by watching a show in which probably the single most frequent running gag is “Debra fails as a wife because she’s not a very good cook”?
or
(b) they think Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts are both really talented comedians and that the scenes with them are often fairly funny, even if the rest of the show is pretty much standard stupid sitcom cliches?
Gosh. I don’t know. This is a tough one! I bet it’s the female supremacy thing, though.
Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein and invented modern horror/sci-fi. MRAs read Gor.
Ada Lovelace paved the way for modern computers. Atheist redditor guys threaten and belittle a teenager for posting her picture with a book.
Ayn Rand established a way of thinking and reflection on the virtues that still inspires conservatives. Men falsely accuse women of faking rape on a weekly or even daily basis.
Exactly. The whole, “well, I couldn’t POSSIBLY be expected to understand this dishwasher, I’m just a caveman, grunt grunt” attitude is NOT coming from feminism.
Shudder. Do we have take Ayn Rand?
Jane Austen wrote scathing critiques of British social hierarchy. Tim Allen grunted and blew up a dishwasher in the pilot episode of his show.
Jane Goodall revolutionized our knowledge of our closest relatives. The Situation exists.
Okay, this game is seriously fun. I’ll give Alcuin that much credit.
J.K. Rowling is one of the (if no longer the) world’s best paid and most popular authors, who has inspired millions of children to read. Jeffry Dahmer cannibalized people.
Harper Lee published only one novel, To Kill a Mockingbird, which tops many lists as one of the greatest American novels of all time. Newt Gingrich divorced his cancer stricken wife and married his mistress.
Agatha Christie’s books are second only to the Bible in worldwide sales. John Wilkes Booth assassinated the president.
That’s hilarious. My father in law still uses lines from that show, like “I don’t think so, Tim”. I’ll make sure to tell him that makes him a misandrist, according to Alcuin. My mom still says “Did I do that?” from Family Matters. She’s probably a misandrist, too. My late grandma loved the show Full House and laughed every time Michelle said “You got it, dude!”. OMG, Michelle used the misandrist slur “dude”! My grandma must have been a misandrist, too!
Rosa Parks helped kick off the Civil Rights movement by refusing to give up her seat. Ray Romano created Everybody Loves Raymond.
I just drove my boyfriend to work. Hitler killed millions.
Oh no! He invoked Hitler! By the rules of internet debate, I guess that means we lose! Forever!
Oh why did we not invoke Hitler first when we had the chance?!
Alcuin–
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
To manboobzers and manboobzettes–being called “racists”, “nazis”, “bigots”, and the like ins’t very nice, is it ? Good to see youall getting a little bit of your own medicine.
PS–His analogies with the KKK, etc. may be a litttle stretched, but no worse then the ones that you used against me on similiar occasions!
I don’t think that feminists are nazis! They have flaws of their own, even if Nazis had never existed.
Dorothy L. Sayers wrote the Lord Peter mysteries, some of the most popular in their genre.
John Ringo wrote Ghost, in which an ex-SEAL must resolve the plot with the help of three young women referred to only as “Bambi,” “Thumper” and “Cotton Tail.”
I.. uhm… huh?
@ Meller- protip: One of these things is not like the others. Unless you are a member of the Aryan nation or similar, you are probably not a Nazi. However, LOADS of people are racists and bigots. Also, nobody is a bigot for saying that an asshole who treats women badly is an asshole.
I … wait, what?
Martha Graham revolutionized Western dance. OJ Simpson (probably) murdered his ex wife.
I’m liking the meme this is spawning.
Women do most of the childcare work, paid and unpaid, in the world. Men started World War I.
Maya Angelou is a woman. Ted Bundy was a man.
Women wrote Frankenstein, The Color Purple, and Pride and Prejudice. A man wrote “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.”
I’m sure I don’t need to point out to anyone here that women have managed to accomplish some pretty amazing things while facing systemic sexism and being forcibly removed from or refused entrance to the very institutions that would help to support those accomplishments.
Except when it’s ridiculous hyperbole we obviously just laugh at it. Which we’ve been doing this entire thread.
Madonna revolutionized pop music and became the fourth highest selling artist ever. Soulja Boy cranked dat :(
No, you have to compare things that have nothing to do with each other! That’s what makes it so hilarious! :)
Bessie Smith was a brilliant blues singer. MRAL is a whiny little twit.
It’s good to see some more Alcuin-based material here. He’s one of my personal favorites. I go troll his site from time to time and enjoy reading his whiny, sophomoric rants (which is an insult to high school sophomores everywhere; I apologize!) which he tries so much in vain to hide with pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-philosophical style.
@ Blackbloc
“In what universe do *people* typically love Everybody Loves Raymond?”
Inorite?! I always thought it was one of those shows everyone really hated but was popular for some reason…like Two and a Half Men or something.
@ DKM
“To manboobzers and manboobzettes–being called “racists”, “nazis”, “bigots”, and the like ins’t very nice, is it ?”
For serious I couldn’t care less if someone calls us Nazis, it’s absolutely ridiculous o_O
@ Lady Zombie
“There were a few disparaging things said about Sharon, but for the most part there was begrudging respect because she’s stuck with and taken care of Ozzy all these years.”
Yeh, and ‘standing by her man’ after the drink and drugs escalate to the point where he’s so out of his mind he attempts to kill her. FEMINISM.
Amelia Earhart was the first person to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. NWO can tell you all about the ev0l conspiracists who made her plane disappear, and are also CRUSHING HIS HEAD.
I’ve gotten called “feminazi” quite often. Also “nanny nanny booboohead,” and other such soul crushing things.
Meller, you ARE a racist and a bigot who regularly posts on boards that have Neo-Nazi over tones.
We’re mocking Alcuin.
Charlotte, Emily, and Anne Bronte all managed to write notable and successful works of literature despite family tragedy, poor health, isolation, and intense discouragement. Rick Santorum has a term for lube & poop named after him.
Beatrice “Madame” Alexander was an American entrepreneur who created the first “collectible” doll based on a licensed character (Scarlett O’Hara), and whose toys outsold even the yo-yo during the 1920’s. (see: Wiki entry)
DKM wanks off to his Madame Alexander doll collection.
Ew, really?! Is it Stormfront?
A woman created the first images of a DNA strand. Jeffrey Dahmer was a man.
Ada Lovelace was a woman. Men led massacres of Native Americans.
oh right.
Catherine the Great led Russia to what’s considered its Golden Age of nobility. My next door neighbor is an annoying twit who plays his music too loud.
Blitzgal – On both the Spearhead and In Mala Fide, white supremacy is… not quite part of the mission statement, but treated as a very acceptable viewpoint that quite a few of the members hold.
When people post white supremacy stuff on those websites, the reaction tends to be less disgust and more “hmm, I’m more of a white pride inclined person myself but I respect where you’re coming from!”
Frida Kahlo is one of the most recognizable painters in the world thanks to her fearless self-portraits.
This guy I work with is really getting on my nerves.
Marie Curie discovered two different elements. Men founded and continue to dominate the actual, non-metaphorical Ku Klux Klan.
Emma Goldman was a key influence on North American and European anarchism during the first half of the twentieth century.
Some barely literate and nasal telemarketer annoyed me recently, and he was a MAN.
Ann MacCaffrey wrote Dragonriders of Pern.
Stalin and Mao are male.
Mother Theresa: WOMAN
Papa Doc Duvalier: MAN
Aretha Franklin: WOMAN
Vanilla Ice: MAN
Yoko Kanno writes kickass songs and scores for anime series, covering a wide variety of musical styles.
Men commit the majority of violent crimes.
My favorite math teacher is a woman. My president is a man.
Gilda Radner: WOMAN
Carrot Top: MAN
Hedy Lamarr was both an extremely successful movie star and the co-inventor of a form of frequency hopping spread-spectrum technology, now the basis of such technologies as Bluetooth and Wi-Fi. Ted Kaczynski sent mail bombs that killed three people.
Julia Child brought French cooking to the U.S. Mary Frances Kennedy Fisher was one of the greatest prose stylists as well as food writers of the twentieth century.
Richard Nixon put ketchup on his cottage cheese.
Southern Man said…
“When I’m with a girl who expresses any feminist tendencies whatsoever I just take her outside and point out that MEN built everything in sight, and what is it that you do again? Last one was at a faculty party – she has a PhD in English Lit – and left her in tears. ”
Boy, he sure sounds like a winner.
Carrot Top really is an atrocity, guys. Even the “feminists are Nazis!” insult pales in comparison.
Starbuck led the remnants of the human race to a whole new planet where they could live in peace.
Gaius Baltar singlehandedly caused the Cylon attack that meant they had to move to a new planet in the first place!
Elizabeth Taylor entertained millions and worked tirelessly to create better AIDS awareness and acceptance. A bunch of men helped Justin Bieber become a professional recording artist
@Magical Laura- My theory about those sorts of shows is that they are just dull enough that you can watch them after a hard day at work when your brain is too tired to compute anything else, which is why they are so popular. At least until you cross the feminism threshold, and you just want to yell at all of the problematic on screen :(
Zora Neale Hurston was a groundbreaking author and anthropologist of Haitian culture. Perez Hilton makes sophomoric comments on the internets.
Hildegarde of Bingen was a polymath, writer, composer, philosoper, and healer at a time when most people, male and female, were illiterate. Pope Urban II kicked off the Crusades around the time Hildegarde was born, one of the bloodiest periods of history in Europe prior to the 20th century.
Maggie shot Mr Burns.
Booth shot Lincoln.