Skanks, Spongebob, and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex
Jenna Jameson on a Harley. (Chuck E. Cheese not pictured.)
Sure, Man Boobz 2011 Troll of the Year NWOslave may live in an alternate reality — but he at least seems well-grounded in that reality. What might happen if he were to suddenly ingest a tab or ten of LSD?
I think I have an answer to that question. Meet blogger and conspiracy theorist Jay Dyer, a self-described “controversialist, writer, comedian, debater, and philosopher/theologian.”
That’s a mouthful, and Jay more or less lives up to it, delivering stream of consciousness rants that range from Aleister Crowley (he’s not a fan) to the evils of women dressing like Hannah Montana. Plus he quotes the Bible from time to time.
Actually, that description doesn’t even begin to capture Jay’s peculiar charms. So, without further ado, I present to you some highlights from an essay titled The United Skanks of Amerika that Jay wrote with the assistance of someone identified only as M.B.
Amerika has become one, big, nasty, black metal mosh pit. Satan said to Adam and Eve “do what thou wilt,” Satanist Aleister Crowley said, “do what thou wilt” and the gospel of Amerika is “do what thou wilt.” … Churches are dominated by fat matriarchal women and homosexuals. Women open their purses and the priests of Ashtoreth bow and tell them whatever they want to hear. … Amerika is a play land – a bigger, gayer Disney world. It’s middle-aged moms on facebook, donning Montana garb. The nation is frozen in perpetual adolescence and arrested development.
After this dramatic opening, Jay offers up the strangest capsule version of American history I’ve ever seen:
Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics, this nation has jumped to the opposite extreme and become a cess pool of flesh. In fact, in the East Coast punk scene, kids are now eating chunks of each others’ flesh. Let that sink in. In the West Coast gay scene, it is now an honor to receive AIDS from trendy gays.
Then Jay gets around to the “skanks” of the essay’s title:
Women of this country, especially young women, are perpetual princesses stuck in a perpetual mirror glance, coated in chemicals and striving for the most unnatural goals – to be a manwoman. For a sensible male to get with one of these creatures is in serious danger. But watch out – before long, they’ve left you for another woman and taken your fake Federal Reserve notes. They get half of your all-seeing eyes. Whores with your Horus. Dressed like complete whores, will they soon be completely naked?
But young men don’t get off any easier in Jay’s critique:
The average twenty-something male is now a fat, gamer, feminized, emo freak, who spits every time he lisps, because he can’t form sentences.
Neither do middle-aged men:
Grown men – baby-boomer dads – collect comics and play Dungeons & Dragons. And if they don’t, they stare at pixelated football and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.
Yes, he really did just say “Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.”
Jay also has some issues with higher education:
The “wise men” of this culture are the Marxist, gay, feminist, druid college professors, who, if they have children, drive them to white horror core rap concerts. Just like the sociology professor mom involved with Pyscho Sam whom her daughter met over Myspace.
And lower education:
That any parent would put their children in public school is a sign of apparent hatred of their kids. Why would anyone put their kids in a government re-education camp? Public schools are prisons where the teachers screw students and students get doped up on pills become homosexual.
When they’re not shooting each other, that is:
[P]arents can’t understand why their children shoot each other at school. The[y] shoot one another at school because they are possessed by the demonic culture. And while you stupidly play golf and make scrapbooks, your kids are worshipping Lucifer, who, according to you, doesn’t exist.
Women working! Men raising kids! It’s all one big air-conditioned nightmare for Jay:
The family is now become stay-at-home dads that care for the 1.3 kids, while moms climb the skyscraper and has sex with the CEO for more fake fed notes. If it’s not this, it’s “my two dads.”
Preach it, Jay!
Amerika is just this – Chuck E. Cheese speeding at you on a Harley, holding Crowley’s Magick in Theory and Practice,with Jenna Jameson mounted on the back. …
Amerika is krunk. Amerika is funk. Amerika is junk. Amerika is Lil’ Jon having sex with Lady Liberty. …
Rationalism is what birthed this country, but it morphed into utter irrationality. Thomas Paine became Spongebob and Spongebob is Thomas Paine.
I think I’ll just leave it at that. Oh, there’s more — much, much more — in Jay’s little manifesto, but my poor brain can only take in so much in one sitting without exploding.
NOTE: I discovered Jay’s essay through a link on MGTOWforums.com; the dude posting the link described it as “one of the best essays about feminism and life in the US … By far one of the most accurate essays I have ever had the pleasure of reading.” It got a mixed reaction; the consensus seemed to be that while he made some good points, Jay might just be a little too obsessed with Aleister Crowley and the Masons.
EDITED TO ADD: Also, if middle-aged women want to wear some sort of “Montana garb,” I’d suggest they go with Patsy, not Hannah. Patsy Montana was awesome!
Posted on January 26, 2012, in antifeminism, crackpottery, disgusting women, evil women, grandiosity, homophobia, MGTOW, misandry, misogyny, none dare call it conspiracy, reactionary bullshit, sluts, transphobia, TROOOLLLL!!. Bookmark the permalink. 391 Comments.
@marc2020
You need a steady diet of watching Christian apocalyptic movies on mute, while having fundamentalists ranting in your ear
@Shadow
hahahaha!!!
Lisa: I don’t know maybe they’re all reverse vampires and have to get home before dark!
oh and well done on that picture xD
@katz Hey I only said it would explain allot I didn’t say all. God only knows what kind of deep, dark foreboding psychological depths you’d have to plumb to work that out.
you know, I’m a pretty cynical person. I’ve been told many times by friends and family that I’m too negative…but I can’t imagine living with such a doomsday attitude like the OP and most MRAs. Constantly lamenting about the end of western society and how horrible the world is and fuck knows what else.
The world isn’t perfect. Western society is not perfect. There are problems, there will always BE problems. But Jay and the rest of his asshole conspiracy theorist woman hater friends need to shut the hell up, stop whining and enjoy the advancements and positives our society has to offer. In the west, as long as you don’t kill, assault, rape or steal, you can do practically anything you want.
If you spend all your time whining and hating on the internet, chances are that you aren’t living such a horrible, oppressed life. It’s perfectly fine to point out the problems in our society and discuss them, but its important to keep perspective too. Yes its hard, especially if you are a cynic like me, but at least make an attempt to try.
And is it such a coincidence that the people with this doomsday attitude always seem to place all the blame and one group of people who are or previously were minorities (women, gays, etc) and talk about taking away their rights to make the problems go away? all the while conveniently forgetting that the most powerful people running things in the west are rich, white, men?
Awww Jayby, what’s wrong sweetheart? Did the young lady who sits next to you get a better grade?
“You would point me to the more “literate” of your class who attend my graduate seminars and frequent the library. Yet what are you concerned with in the library?
And what are you concerned with in the library? From the looks of things, the best that can be said is gazing at your pity pot. What’s wrong? Did the encyclopedia have entries on women Nobel Peace Prize winners? Or perhaps you opened a book about renaissance art, and it had full color photos of paintings women produced that rivaled what the men were doing.
Hi Zhinxy,
I just wanted to thank you for debating David. We never got why he spent so much time here. But now that he has somebody to actually debate Libertarianism with, the last couple of weeks have been amazing. This weekend especially. Now he spends even more time with us, and brushes our hair instead of telling us about Ron Paul. He even bought us new dresses for the first time in years! You should have done it months ago!
Love Irene <3
Pillowinhell:
The pig intestines thing makes me think he has a specific woman in mind. (Well, as much as any of that rant made sense. The line “Nothing about her is “fair.” More like Lilith Fair.” made me laugh though.)
Irene A. Meller is my hero…or should I say heroine
That’s because they’re assholes. They don’t care about facts or the truth, they just hate and resent some groups of people and portray them as the Enemy that is decaying and destroying Western Civilization.
@Irene A. Mellar,
How bad is it that I consider your existence more plausible than Ashley’s?
Next up: a heartfelt testimony from NWOslave’s right hand.
After most of countries became industrialized, the miserable ideologies like Marxism, feminism, liberalism and postmodernism were came out.
The false virtue which is based on the gender hypocrisy indoctrinates most of people who are in the present generation by their false gender theories and hatred attitudes towards the heterosexuality. There are some false wise people who are bashing heterosexuality and worshiping homosexuality. They are trying to show their false virtuous by doing so. Today this false virtue and gender hypocrisy are controlling the educational systems, legal systems, economical systems and politics.This is wost.
Wow. That’s just…wow.
Crank magnetism, he has it.
Also, wtf is it with conspiracy theorists and vaccines? You a big fan of chicken pox and the measles, Jay?
EN, that was the wost comment I’ve ever read on this blog. The absolute wost.
OMG, that’s priceless!
Thank you so much for the laugh!
See, you can SAY people should avoid public education and therefore not get brainwashed, but then you end up with people who write things like this. This right here is a brain that is crying out for some washing.
@Boggi
Tis true. Depressing that there’s so many of them -_-
@EN
wut?
While I do not believe that Feminism and Marxism are necessary components of postindustrial life, they do indeed seem to be “part and parcel.” I personally am in favor of government intervention- much like the government controls certain aspects of the economy to minimize the harmful effects of the invisible hand, so should the government stamp out and/or outlaw the Undesirable philosophies and thoughts.
EN: You might try putting the words into a sentence instead of typing whatever comes to mind. Makes your points a lot easier to understand. But then, what the fuck do I know, being a writer and shit?
Explore nature- I agree that there is a “rising backlash” against the heterosexual community- it’s not at any sort of critical mass yet, but give it ten years. It mirrors the rise of anti-male rhetoric (trust me, I’ve witnessed the whole t, from the ’60s till the peak in the ’90s). A similar thing is happening here.
Oh God! I can’t type I’m laughing so hard!
Captain I salute you!
Mrs. Meller, how exactly is there enough room in your marital bed? What with Davids expansive ego and even larger looming insecurities? And um…his collection?
The pig intestine thing probably did originate for a girl. Its what she thought his opinions were worth!
In my opinion, the female-supremacist hate movement called ‘feminism’ must be opened to the disinfecting sunlight of the world’s gaze and held to a stern accounting for its grievous transgressions.
I’m not going to backlash against straight boys! The worst thing I’ve ever done to straight boys, as a group, is call myself a dyke to freak out the ones who are sleeping with me. And occasionally I point out that by fucking me they’re technically having queer sex. But, really, all the screwing with straight-boy homophobia doesn’t cause them any PERMANENT harm.
“But now that he has somebody to actually debate Libertarianism with, the last couple of weeks have been amazing.”
Meller is no Libertarian, and neither are any self-professed “right libertarians”. A Libertarian doesn’t restrain individual autonomy and the self-interest of the individual. You can’t claim to for peace and freedom and tell women to go “back in place”.
Most “right libertarians” are really just right authoritarians in disguise.
Hey Alaska? That pipeline supposed to be for oil, not horse shit. Also, what needs exposure to disinfecting sunlight are your moldy views. Go take your vague threats somewhere else. You bore me.
Holy crap peoples! Did David spray troll bait on the code today? And what’s with all the “wives” coming out of the woodwork?
My Beloved would like to thank all of you…I spend more time laughing over here then ranting about feminist concerns.
Apparently the Alaska pipeline runs straight through Boston University.
This is why I only listen to the Sam-wise
*ducks*
Who threw that?!
LOLLLLLL. Therapy dude, THERAPY!
More of your “positive contributions”?
David, that fracking pipeline runs straight through damn near everywhere.
MRAL/Alaska:
You’re just trying too hard, dude. Let it go. Seriously, it’s starting to get creepy.
“…[this country was] started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics…”
I’m descended in part from those tee-totaler puritan gnostics, and I’m here to tell you that Mr. Dyer does not understand them. For one thing, they weren’t tee-totalers. Abstinence from alcohol was a concept unknown to them, and for good reason: a large proportion of them came from a boggy part of the world (East Anglia) where the water was undrinkable. So, naturally, they drank beer instead. (The water in Massachusetts may have been somewhat better, but by the time the Puritans got there they were already accustomed to drinking beer with every meal and saw no reason to change their habits.)
Were they gnostics? No, not really. (I suspect Mr. Dyer inserted the word “gnostic” only because he thought it sounded cool.) They were heavily invested in the notion of a religion which, however harsh it might have been, was in a way set up along small-d democratic lines. Its tenets were logical to people who had accepted its premises, and its premises could be understood by any child who could read. (Which is why the Puritans took care to make sure every child could read.) Gnosticism, by contrast, is a system with an elite basis: it runs on the supposition that holiness is the exclusive property of a small cadre of instructed wise men. The Puritan system was not like that: under the Puritan system it was accepted that anyone could learn about religion, though only those who had been endowed with grace by God could be saved.
If one wishes to use the word “gnostic” in the inexact sense in which it is often used, as a synonym for “mystic”, a better case can be made. Some of the Puritans were mystics (the poet Edward Taylor was a mystic) if only because they were very religious people and, among any population of very religious people, some will always be religious mystics. 17th-century Calvinist principles didn’t forbid mysticism but they didn’t encourage it either, so that individual Puritans who were prone to mystic transports didn’t advertise them. Edward Taylor hid his religious mystical poetry and it was only discovered later through good luck. Besides, the deepest temptation of Puritanism was never mysticism; it was nihilism. It wasn’t the mystic in himself or even the profligate/unbeliever in himself that the Puritan was always fighting, it was the nihilist. Nathaniel Hawthorne, who understood this painfully well, sends Young Goodman Brown out into the woods to find out not that the world is evil but that the world is meaningless. That was the discovery which provoked dread in the Puritan; next to it, gnosticism and mysticism dwindled into inanity.
The Puritans weren’t ascetics, either. They were cautious about the body and driven by a horror of sin but they didn’t think well of the Catholic emphasis on chastity and self-denial. They admitted that the flesh had legitimate claims. They boiled all their food but still liked to eat. Anne Bradstreet wrote openly about her loving feelings for her husband — all of them. Her verses, unlike Edward Taylor’s, were published in her lifetime.
You know, I’m almost ready to give up on feminism together with the Rights of Man, because what I really want (what I really really want) is a world in which no person who wishes to construct a manifesto will be able to do so without first knowing what the heck he or she is talking about.* That alone would satisfy me. The Puritans were creepy people (or tended that way) but they deserve better than to be lugged by the ears into Mr. Dyer’s Drama. What a fate. I don’t say that it’s a fate worse than damnation, but then I don’t say everything I think.
*This does not apply to NWOS, whom I adore. He can spout off about any darned old thing he pleases.
@pillow,
You are too kind. :)
It’s well beyond creepy.
@AlaskanPipeline
you know, a funny thing happens when you keep telling women they are inferior, they belong in the home, they are dirty whores, or when you keep telling gays they are immoral, sinners, pedophiles or not normal….they tend to get pissed off at the people who are putting them down all the time. Feminism and the gay rights movement exist because privileged people keep trying to deny women and gays rights, or if not that they refuse to treat them like fucking human beings. Stop treating them like inferiors and maybe they wont react to your shit with hostility or distrust.
I dont see anti-male rhetoric or a heterosexual backlash, and I personally treat everyone nicely unless they give me reason not to. But if there is some hostility, it’s there because sexists and homophobes keep trying to keep women and gays in their rightful place…namely below straight men.
I would love to live in a world where feminism and the gay rights movement are not needed, but until misogynists and homophobes to lay off, I don’t see that happening anytime soon. Maybe you ought to get your carcass off this blog and tell them to.
Feminism ruined my sammich goddamit!! But they’ll pay, oh how they’ll pay!
oh jeebus….it’s MRAL?
now I wish I didn’t waste time typing that last post
Seriously dude? get a fucking hobby.
Your sammich was ruined long before feminism. Women have been spitting in it for centuries.
Mmm…maybe that’s why white men have a thing for mayo?
also how do you worship a sexual preference? seems like a pretty boring thing to worship…surely there are better things to worship….like delicious sammiches.
@pillowinhell
Evil creature, I see now why you reside where you do!! I’ll never be able to look at mayo OR white men the same way again!
I don’t know about mayo, but the OP and EN both seem to have a taste for word salad.
*evil grins* ah yes! Another successful day of permanently warping some ones world view.
Bostonian you do realize there’s a special place reserved down here for puny humor right?
It seems I was right to class MRAL with the other parallel universe trolls after all. I had a twinge of doubt, but that bit about ‘heterosexual backlash’ was just precious.
The hell they did. Marxism, liberalism, and feminism predate the industrialization of most countries. The seeds for feminism predate the industrial revolution *entirely*, and liberalism is older than the USA. Why is your history as bad as your biology?
Go to the board and diagram that sentence.
Oh christ don’t I wish.
also in regards to my post to Alaskan/MRAL, I’m not saying it’s okay for feminists or gays to be hostile or rude to straight men, what I was trying to explain was that it gets very tiring and upsetting hearing how much you suck from homophobes or misogynists, so it’s natural to want to respond with anger. But for a social justice movement to grow that anger has to be used rationally and productively in order for progress to happen.
After it was revealed to be MRAL, I laughed at the whole having witnessed the whole thing in the 60s to the 90s
Quackers, didn’t you forget to mention that that’s why the mens rights movement is so stuck?
Well, how bad do you have to be in academia to be stuck there decades before you were born?
By the way, MRALaska, next time you get all foot-stompy about people calling your behavior abusive, think about this: Returning to a place you’ve been asked to leave in order to pester people is called harassment. It’s something abusers do.
@Quackers
Blasphemy!!! Repent!!! Get on bended knee and worship the saviour of humanity
MRAL was a thirty year fetus and he also ages backwards like Benjamin Button. It’s why he’s so anti-choice, he spent most of his future as an old man/super fetus.
One thing I can look forward to, is the new world order not including any of you.
One thing I can look forward to is the coming new world order’s depopulation not including any of you. Get your flu shots and vaccines!
Jay008,
It is fortunate that our darling David has anticipated such a horrible future and built a well stocked bunker under our abode. When the cleansing begins, he has ensured that we will be safe with plenty of food, water, cotton balls and rubbing alcohol that will keep us alive and well-polished for over a decade if necessary.
<3 Irene
Jay. You have no idea what I’ve lived through. Quite frankly, in comparison to my family your wishful thinking and vague threats are the laughable attempts of a spoiled child. Go find some flies to torture.
Really irene? And should it be a super flu? You know, viruses will eventually work there way in. Besides, eventually you will have to come out. And a decade gives a virus eons to mutate.
I can do you one better. I have the necessary skills to live, not just survive in a hidey hole.
I don’t like what people like you have to say, but I don’t spend my days wishing you dead. It takes a special level of depraved to do that. And in all your little scenarios, millions will die, including children.
Jay, Jay, Jay….you are mistaken. It’s the reverse vampires you need to worry about, not the new world order. Just look at the evidence…all these books and movies about vampires walking in the sunlight. Twilight, The Vampire Diaries…they’re preparing us for it!!!
Pillowinhell,
Every day millions of potential women are discarded off assembly lines all over the world. I do not see you mourning their deaths. Do only flesh-covered children matter to you?
<3 Irene
Great thread…or GREATEST thread?
Millions of potential women discarded off assembly lines?
Only flesh covered children?
What are you talking about here?
Greatest. Can we guess at Irene? I think she’s Ami.
Definitely Ami.
Well, I’ll say that this thread certainly took the STRANGEST turn I’ve seen!
I sure as hell hope its Ami, because otherwise Meller just flipped his lid and has split his personality with a Barbie.
@pillowinhell
Haha touché. Also that most social justice movements don’t spend all their times bashing other ones.
@Shadow
Ohhh save me Jeeebussss!!!
Seriously Ami, that long pause for my response was me picking my jaw up off the ground!
Talk about plausible left fields!
yeah its Ami or someone else who’s been following the Ashley thing.
I hope no one introduces Meller to BJDs
Wow I’m slow today! I wondered why the rubbing alcohol and cotton balls bugged me so much! Not the kinda thing that’s top of list for preppers!
Color me chagrined!
The emoticon was something of a giveaway.
Also, the initials: I.A.M.
Ami likes to leave us little clues like that.
Still, some of your best work. I salute you!
Well hats off to Ami then! I’ll be sure to pay closer attention. And now I can sleep, knowing that there isn’t about to be an onslaught of discarded and vengeful Barbies coming my way.
Okay. So my next embroidery project will be a cross stitch which declares: “I get half of your all seeing eyes”.
In most countries, for example, illusion and plans for people concerned about the physical and environmental considerations, not canibal.
Fake meat planning based on the latest generation of Indoktrinatis already incorrect theories and hate meat robosexuality location. Some of the faulty intelligence, and a culture of human sexuality and not robosexuality. The program gives you the ability to corrupt. Clones and robots in this view of the current situation, the legal system of the education system, economy and politics. It’s better than meat!