Skanks, Spongebob, and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex
Jenna Jameson on a Harley. (Chuck E. Cheese not pictured.)
Sure, Man Boobz 2011 Troll of the Year NWOslave may live in an alternate reality — but he at least seems well-grounded in that reality. What might happen if he were to suddenly ingest a tab or ten of LSD?
I think I have an answer to that question. Meet blogger and conspiracy theorist Jay Dyer, a self-described “controversialist, writer, comedian, debater, and philosopher/theologian.”
That’s a mouthful, and Jay more or less lives up to it, delivering stream of consciousness rants that range from Aleister Crowley (he’s not a fan) to the evils of women dressing like Hannah Montana. Plus he quotes the Bible from time to time.
Actually, that description doesn’t even begin to capture Jay’s peculiar charms. So, without further ado, I present to you some highlights from an essay titled The United Skanks of Amerika that Jay wrote with the assistance of someone identified only as M.B.
Amerika has become one, big, nasty, black metal mosh pit. Satan said to Adam and Eve “do what thou wilt,” Satanist Aleister Crowley said, “do what thou wilt” and the gospel of Amerika is “do what thou wilt.” … Churches are dominated by fat matriarchal women and homosexuals. Women open their purses and the priests of Ashtoreth bow and tell them whatever they want to hear. … Amerika is a play land – a bigger, gayer Disney world. It’s middle-aged moms on facebook, donning Montana garb. The nation is frozen in perpetual adolescence and arrested development.
After this dramatic opening, Jay offers up the strangest capsule version of American history I’ve ever seen:
Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics, this nation has jumped to the opposite extreme and become a cess pool of flesh. In fact, in the East Coast punk scene, kids are now eating chunks of each others’ flesh. Let that sink in. In the West Coast gay scene, it is now an honor to receive AIDS from trendy gays.
Then Jay gets around to the “skanks” of the essay’s title:
Women of this country, especially young women, are perpetual princesses stuck in a perpetual mirror glance, coated in chemicals and striving for the most unnatural goals – to be a manwoman. For a sensible male to get with one of these creatures is in serious danger. But watch out – before long, they’ve left you for another woman and taken your fake Federal Reserve notes. They get half of your all-seeing eyes. Whores with your Horus. Dressed like complete whores, will they soon be completely naked?
But young men don’t get off any easier in Jay’s critique:
The average twenty-something male is now a fat, gamer, feminized, emo freak, who spits every time he lisps, because he can’t form sentences.
Neither do middle-aged men:
Grown men – baby-boomer dads – collect comics and play Dungeons & Dragons. And if they don’t, they stare at pixelated football and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.
Yes, he really did just say “Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.”
Jay also has some issues with higher education:
The “wise men” of this culture are the Marxist, gay, feminist, druid college professors, who, if they have children, drive them to white horror core rap concerts. Just like the sociology professor mom involved with Pyscho Sam whom her daughter met over Myspace.
And lower education:
That any parent would put their children in public school is a sign of apparent hatred of their kids. Why would anyone put their kids in a government re-education camp? Public schools are prisons where the teachers screw students and students get doped up on pills become homosexual.
When they’re not shooting each other, that is:
[P]arents can’t understand why their children shoot each other at school. The[y] shoot one another at school because they are possessed by the demonic culture. And while you stupidly play golf and make scrapbooks, your kids are worshipping Lucifer, who, according to you, doesn’t exist.
Women working! Men raising kids! It’s all one big air-conditioned nightmare for Jay:
The family is now become stay-at-home dads that care for the 1.3 kids, while moms climb the skyscraper and has sex with the CEO for more fake fed notes. If it’s not this, it’s “my two dads.”
Preach it, Jay!
Amerika is just this – Chuck E. Cheese speeding at you on a Harley, holding Crowley’s Magick in Theory and Practice,with Jenna Jameson mounted on the back. …
Amerika is krunk. Amerika is funk. Amerika is junk. Amerika is Lil’ Jon having sex with Lady Liberty. …
Rationalism is what birthed this country, but it morphed into utter irrationality. Thomas Paine became Spongebob and Spongebob is Thomas Paine.
I think I’ll just leave it at that. Oh, there’s more — much, much more — in Jay’s little manifesto, but my poor brain can only take in so much in one sitting without exploding.
NOTE: I discovered Jay’s essay through a link on MGTOWforums.com; the dude posting the link described it as “one of the best essays about feminism and life in the US … By far one of the most accurate essays I have ever had the pleasure of reading.” It got a mixed reaction; the consensus seemed to be that while he made some good points, Jay might just be a little too obsessed with Aleister Crowley and the Masons.
EDITED TO ADD: Also, if middle-aged women want to wear some sort of “Montana garb,” I’d suggest they go with Patsy, not Hannah. Patsy Montana was awesome!
Posted on January 26, 2012, in antifeminism, crackpottery, disgusting women, evil women, grandiosity, homophobia, MGTOW, misandry, misogyny, none dare call it conspiracy, reactionary bullshit, sluts, transphobia, TROOOLLLL!!. Bookmark the permalink. 391 Comments.
Yeah, if the MGTOW think you are a little loopy, then you are for sure completely divorced from any reality that we know.
The funniest part about this rant is that, as a member of the East Coast punk scene, I can assure you I’ve never seen any of this supposed flesh eating. In fact, if I receive an East Coast punk rocker at my home for dinner, my usual question is “are you vegetarian, vegan or neither?”, not “is there any chance you’d like a piece of my shoulder?”
Spoken Word Performance Gold.
As a person with acquaintances in the West Coast gay scene (or, at the very least, who are both on the West Coast and gay), I must state that there is very little “it is an honor to receive AIDS from you” and quite a lot of “and the twelfth reason I love the Dresden Files is– hey, asshole, stop hogging the glitter and the henna.”
Amerika has become one, big, nasty, black metal mosh pit. Satan said to Adam and Eve “do what thou wilt,” Satanist Aleister Crowley said, “do what thou wilt” and the gospel of Amerika is “do what thou wilt.” … Churches are dominated by fat matriarchal women and homosexuals. Women open their purses and the priests of Ashtoreth bow and tell them whatever they want to hear. … Amerika is a play land – a bigger, gayer Disney world. It’s middle-aged moms on facebook, donning Montana garb. The nation is frozen in perpetual adolescence and arrested development.
This is…bad? A big gay Disneyworld sounds like a fucking blast.
what….the fuck?
“Why would anyone put their kids in a government re-education camp?”
Reeducated? What education did they have before? They’re frigging kids mate.
Technically it’s just an education camp. Sounds just as sinister! Win-win!
Man, living in this guy’s head must be a hell of roller coaster ride.
I love how doing things that bring you joy is a sign a vast, evil conspiracy. Comics! D&D! Oh horrors, next they’ll be dancing!
Okeeeeeeeeeeee … (backs out of room)
“Amerika has become one, big, nasty, black metal mosh pit”
No need to read any more I’m booking my ticket now, seriously that is the shot in the arm the American tourist board needs. Travel companies could learn allot from this guy.
So America is both a black metal mosh pit AND a bigger gayer Disneyland?
Despite neither of those things sounding all that bad to be honest, they aren’t even like each other, let alone the whole of America.
Also this:
Public schools are prisons where the teachers screw students and students get doped up on pills become homosexual.
Have the pills become homosexual? That’s what the wording suggests.
Please, if we had pills that could turn people gay, we’d be spiking the drinks of every politician in the country. Thus creating instant 100% support for all items on the official Homosexual Agenda ™ which does too exist.
Sometimes I think like a super-villain.
“Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics”
…
“Rationalism is what birthed this country”
Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
*Wipes tears*
Oh god. That was priceless.
and you know what is causing all of this? cyber vampire kittens from space, that’s what. They have estrogen on their fangs, so whenever they bite you the estrogen sinks in and you became a sissy gay pants. It somehow has the reverse effect on women. So now we are all gay lesbian cyber vampire kitten humans who are at the very brink of collapsing and going extinct, and their is nothing any of you anti feminists can do about it, so THERE!
I’ve just phoned in my Chuck E. Cheese order to confirm that it is delivered via Harley. Whatever they deliver, I will eat it after taking my pills that have become homosexual. Wow, just wow.
*blinks*
*reads again more slowly*
Nope, I was right the first time.
This dude makes Meller seem relatively coherent. NWO comes close to Dyer on occasion, but you’re right, is more grounded in a single theory.
Wow, whoda thunk.
This is like that Denver airport mural come to life…
ok what is this guy on….because I want some! ok…actually maybe not
This guy must be related to that Kay Hymowitz with his no noes! grown ups are going to disneyland, reading comics, playing video games and AD&D! How dare people have fun and be happy!
Wait, wait, wait. College professors are DRUIDS?
sponge bob?
crowley?
?????????
Wait, wait, wait. College professors are DRUIDS?
…I do know one guy.
but JUST one.
I also know one west hollywood gay Thelemite who loves Disneyland . But again, it’s not a trend.
kladle | January 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm
This is like that Denver airport mural come to life…
And the horse.
OH god, the horse! XD
Pfft. Please. Some of us play GURPS. And plenty of us aren’t baby boomers.
Wouldn’t baby boomer dads mostly be baby boomer grandads by now?
Wait a minute, I thought we were playing D&D and watching television. Oh well, you know how it is … hopeless nerds one minute, Republicans the next.
Well, if you claim he exists, it’s your job to prove it. We can’t just presume Bigfoot exists until someone proves that he doesn’t, and it’s the same with Lucifer.
If you want to know what the future looks like, imagine Chuck E. Cheese speeding at you on a Harley, holding Crowley’s Magick in Theory and Practice,with Jenna Jameson mounted on the back forever.
I am the only one who thinks more that one part description sounds like a total fucking awesome thing?
I want a gay naked genderqueer disneyland and I want it now! XD
Well, we do know there are some druids with doctorates out there.
“The family is now become stay-at-home dads that care for the 1.3 kids, while moms climb the skyscraper and has sex with the CEO for more fake fed notes.”
Am I the only one who read that and thought – that sounds like a different ending to Godzilla?
“fat, gamer, feminized, emo freak”
Where? I have to go say hi to him
with my vagina.dragonlady: Maybe it’s the porn parody?
I’m still trying to picture what a Marxist druid would be like.
Well, he sure lives up to the “comedian” bit
What does this even mean? I’m actually afraid to go look to see if this gets defined further, as I’d like to keep my brain intact, thankyewverymuch. How can someone be a “perpetual princess” but then want to be a “manwoman”? Is he implying that women want to become men? Is “coated in chemicals” talking about makeup? Clothes? Birth Control? Perfume?
And I will say this is a beautiful piece of bullshit, a nice combination of wtfuckery and gold-plated feces.
Please do not. I do not need to be drugged to support equal rights for everyone-including those who happen to be gay.
I want to go to gay Disneyland.
I want to go to gay Disneyland.
me too, lauralot. me too *sniffle*
Well…shit…out of all that raving let it not be said that a feminist and an MRA can never agree on anything. I’m totally fine with him saying schools are prisons. I even agree…..
Oh God! Does this mean I need an intervention, medical attention or a psych eval???
He really does Charlie Sheen proud, doesn’t he?
Ignoring the boilerplate misogny in which American women are fat and gainfully employed and that’s so evil that Crowley would approve for a second…
“Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics, this nation has jumped to the opposite extreme and become a cess pool of flesh. In fact, in the East Coast punk scene, kids are now eating chunks of each others’ flesh. Let that sink in. In the West Coast gay scene, it is now an honor to receive AIDS from trendy gays.”
So cannibalism is now really punk? I’m curious as to why this hasn’t reached the West Coast yet. Perhaps because it’s not gay enough?
No really, can someone please explain the canniblism thing to me? Because even in the general insanity of his rant that kind of sticks out as a whole new level of wtf.
Also, let it be noted that I’m OK with big black metal mosh pits as long as I can shower afterwards and I’m wearing appropriate shoes, and I am of the opinion that if Disneyland became more gay it would significantly improve the ambience.
@ozy
Ha! Now I’m picturing the OP getting his entire version of reality from porn movies… That could explain some of his rants.
You guys win. Civilization isn’t collapsing, even though Spengler, who is about ten times more intelligent than any of could even hope to be, predicted it. Be sure and take all your vaccines, eat your GMO “food,” and drink your tapwater.
If he’s getting his logic from porn movies, I’m guessing his tastes are along the lines of Hardgore.
*of you
Also, you’re all apparently oblivious to satire. lol
“I’m still trying to picture what a Marxist druid would be like.”
I’d like to meet one!
I’m going over the whole Thomas Paine is Spongebob and Spongebob is Thomas Paine thing, and my head is starting to hurt. Is Samuel Adams Squidward in this equation?
Is there anything this guy does not hate though? I mean he hates kids, parents, schools, education, professors, cheese, apple pie…
I wish I could figure out the connection between Spongebob and Thomas Paine.
It’s like a parody of gonzo journalism by a locked-in mental patient who has to type with one toe.
Oh, well, if Spengler predicted it, I guess that DOES prove that civilization is collapsing. Thanks for pointing that out, 8th Jay.
I don’t know about Druid…but I have had a few proffessors that were pagan!
Also genderqueer gay disneyland FTW!
Spongebob is not irrational. I’ve seen the episode where he became Spongebob Lawyerpants and he was very rational.
YOU WATCHED IT, YOU CAN’T UNWATCH IT. Stay tuned for more TALES OF INTEREST!!!
Well, one question has been answered for all eternity. “Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex” is the best possible name for a metal band.
LOL!!!! Also a member of the east coast punk scene (i guess ha) and i second BlackBloc
Hey David I think I found an example of misogyny for another post, and I found it on the blog of our lovely new conspiracy theorist commenter jay008’s blog: http://jaysanalysis.com/2010/09/21/a-rant-on-the-disease-of-liberalism-and-modern-women/#more-1054
for those who don’t feel like reading through a misogynistic screed, all it amounts to is “hurr stoopid ladies belong in the kitchen and are ruining civilization durrhurr”
apparently we can’t do art either. I guess my income isn’t coming from freelance illustration then. I guess all the other female artists (no they don’t draw wombs and vaginas) in the world are not actually making a living doing art. Its all just one big hallucination due to fluoride in the water or something.
Misogyny. The world’s oldest prejudice.
And I too want to visit the bigger, gayer Disney world black metal mosh pit.
Yeah is that what the States are actually like? Because I will drive my ass down to Montana.
For real? This is something that he’s been observing? Are we sure this dude didn’t hitch a ride with Meller out of his “apocalyptic” alternate timeline (quote-on-quote because this dude makes the apocalypse seem like such a wonderful thing! Is he a minion of Lucifer sent here to make us wish for the end?)?
Also
LMAOOOOO. Lil Jon is leading the attack on America, and winning! OKKKKAAAYYYY!!!
Yeah is that what the States are actually like? Because I will drive my ass down to Montana.
Sadly, not really:( especially the really conservative areas
Oh Jay008 IS the OP in the post.
Never mind then. Though that other post is still a good example of more of his misogyny.
Better put that tinfoil hat on Jay, the feminists are coming…oOOOOoooh!!!
Hm. Well, since Spengler said that the culture is no longer united under a unifying principle, I’ll have to stop taking my vaccines because autism GMO OMG!!!1one
He’s against vaccines? WTF. Anti-vaxxers are the worst.
I’m trying to think which bit from that would make the best t-shirt/bumper sticker/needlepoint, and I can’t! How can I choose just one?
I wish I could find the clip, but youtube doesn’t have it. All this reminds me of a Simpson’s episode (this one’s for Shadow)
Milhouse: The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We’re through the looking glass, here, people…
If any of the middle-aged women here want to dress in “Montana garb,” I’ve added a picture at the end of the OP of a better Montana to emulate than Hannah.
Patsy Montana — awesome!
I wish I were part of the East Coast punk scene. I’m writing a short story with a punk teen in it (in the mid 2000s); how should I have him dress?
and I for one welcome our new comic-book collecting, D&D playing, fat, gamer, feminized emo freak overlords
@Quackers
LMAOOO! “You fool, can’t you see it’s a giant government conspiracy?!!! Or have they gotten to you too?!”
Or you could just dress up as the state. It seems to be a popular trend with the youth.
Come to think of it we are quite sure this guy didn’t just take a shit load of drugs and watch a marathon of ever 1980s post apocalyptic Road Warrior knock off in existence because it would explain allot of what’s going on here.
Was there a Road Warrior knock off set at Disneyland?
Because if there was, I’d watch the hell out of it.
@katz
mowhawk, plaid bondage pants, safety pins, band patches, leather jackets….I’m thinking stereotypical 70s/80s punk but those are basic staples of a punk outfit