AgentOrange and the Screencaps of Feminazi Doom
Santa is no longer interested in bringing joy to girls.
Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:
[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.
These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?
But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.
So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.
But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.
So let me share with you some preliminary findings.
Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)
Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:
Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?
Another adds:
I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.
Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!
But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:
There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.
That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)
Still another adds:
This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.
Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?
Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.
You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!
Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!
Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.
She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.
CARRIER.
REBOOTING.
FLUSHING CACHE.
Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.
That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.
I will return to this topic later, after I recover.
In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:
This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.
A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.
I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.
MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.
Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?
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Posted on December 22, 2011, in antifeminism, creepy, evil women, I'm totally being sarcastic, misandry, misogyny, MRA, none dare call it conspiracy, oppressed men, paul elam, threats. Bookmark the permalink. 643 Comments.
@NWO, that wasn’t what I was talking about. I wanted to know… *drumroll*
=*HOW DO LAWS GET MADE” – UNLIKE ABIOGENESIS, TOTALLY OBSERVABLE, SO THIS SHOULD BE CAKE!
“Yet everyone here knows that these proteins were formed lightening rocks.”
I don’t know that. I don’t know how they were formed. I don’t know that protein is essential for life, just what we see as life. For all we know, beings that evolved without any protein created protein for shits and giggles, and panspermiad.
I know that evolution is observable. I don’t have to know the details of Abiogenesis. I think god of the gaps arguments don’t really work out, as discoveries keep ungapping god. Now, If you want to go into my particular religious/not religiousness, I must warn you, it’s long and involved and weird and involves a lot of Aristotle and Spinoza and Aquinas and Zen and Hume and…. Suffice it to say I’m not theistic as most internet atheists and religious types would understand the term, but am religious in a sense. Which still seems more awesomely goddish than CAN’T EXPLAIN XYZ YET! GOD DUDE! GOD!
Also, STOP PRETENDING YOU DON’T WANT ANYTHING BUT MORE DARWINISM!
NWO’s off desperately googling “how are laws made + rothchilds,” he might be a few.
MEN CANNOT OUTVOTE WOMEN!!!!! THEY CANNNNNNT!
Also, if we’re ruled directly by an electoral majority, where do the NWO overlords come in at all?
As far as the OP… I think the only saving grace here is that most of these Internet Warriors don’t want to put their own asses on the line. Never mind a gender war; they’re not going to even make a rude phone call, because what if she has caller ID???
It’s an incredibly stupid and irresponsible thing to dox someone just for disagreeing with you, but fortunately most of the people downloading the dox are barely “activist” enough to sign their pseudonym to an Internet petition, let alone take a real risk.
NWOslave, in 2004 short polypeptide chains were synthesized chemically. Those 50 unit polypeptide chains were then linked together to for 300 unit proteins. So yes, proteins can be formed outside of a living cell.
Fatman – And this doesn’t disprove my “non-protein celled aliens were the first to create protein theory” either! See, aliens of the gaps are so much better than shoving god in there! And you can’t prove that’s not how they did it.
NWOslave, can you share the evidence that convinced you to accept the god hypothesis as a valid theory?
Do, NWO. See, I don’t consider belief in god or gods irrational, as I think it’s possible to derive such philosophically, but if you’re gonna be all SEE, GOD MAKE PROTEIN, please tell us why?
But first! HOW IS LAW MADE?
YOU CAN’T MAKE LAWS OUTSIDE OF A LIVING CELL
@Holly Pervocracy
Well I actually read that entire shpiel you gave me and you’re right about only one thing. I didn’t understand most of it. Did you? One thing I noticed and have went to other sites is, they never claimed to have created an artificial living protein outside a living cell. The de novo designed proteins at no point even makes the claim to being an artificially created living protein, it’s simply a brand name more or less. Splicing isn’t creation from lifelessness.
have created an artificial living protein ”
NWO – PROTEIN IS NOT ALIVE.
There is no living protein. It’s not alive.
Also, HOW IS LAW MADE?
The only way NWO and the phrase “critical thinking” go together is to say that NWO is critical of thinking.
facepalm
NWO, they made a protein entirely chemically, outside of a cell.
Proteins are never alive–they’re just complex chemicals. Splicing amino acids together is how cells make proteins too.
How is law formed. How is law formed. How legislation get pragnent.
Law must be punished for draft being bound in slutty, enticing way.
Moewicus – Technically there is veto power, but that would be abortion…
The reason it’s called a “de novo” protein, NWO, is because it doesn’t exist in nature. It’s a new protein! Made only by people! Not only is it a protein made outside a cell, it’s a protein no known cell could make.
That’s not a brand name.
Some misfolded proteins are infectious though.
It’s almost as if non-life became more life-like over time… I wonder, what shall we call this theory!?
CassandraSays | December 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Law must be punished for draft being bound in slutty, enticing way.”
Not to mention prancing around in those briefs, amiright! Right! *rimshot*
Oh, fuck you people, that was BRILLIANT!
Holly, wthell ever. you’re just proving that we’re not supposed to talk about the NWOROTHSCHILD CONTROLLED DeNovo Corporation.
I’m on to you.
NWO, what is a protein?
Okay, tLD, good point, we probably should have started there first.
(a protein is a war on Christmas)
See, NWO, I don’t even think the US government is legitimate authority. But I still know how it functions. I can’t pretend I don’t want more of it if I don’t even know what it is I’m pretending not to want, dude. You don’t even seem to know what a law IS.
@Holly
I may have just died laughing.
Okay, tLD, good point, we probably should have started there first.
(a protein is a war on Christmas)”
That is a good point. It’s always hard to unravel the Zero Starting Point with NWO.
Okay, lets define our terms.
What is a proteiN?
(what you are when you stop being an amateurtein! *okay, COME ON, people, these are great!*)
ALSO WHAT IS A LAW???
If a feminist helps synthesize a protein is the protein automatically evil?
This whole thread is making me giggle in a way that usually doesn’t happen before the third beer.
God didn’t create proteins just so atheists could make a law forcing everyone to celebrate Chanukah!
“God didn’t create proteins just so atheists could make a law forcing everyone to celebrate Chanukah!”
*sporfle*
And by make a law, I mean vote! Possibly even for American Idol. It’s a fuzzy process!
Shh. Guys. Proteins are actually false evidence planted by God to test your faith.
theLaplaceDemon and Holly – We’re not gonna be laughing when the DeNovo Corporation Title IX Troopers kick down our doors in the night. And force us to drink shakes made of living protein.
Also, WHAT IS A MAN??
Dracula is misandrist. :(
NOT GOD’S LIVING PROTEIN. ANTICHRIST PROTEIN!
They need to do way instain legislators> who veto thier bills becuse these bills cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroning a legislator in ar who had veto his three bills. they are taking the bill back to new york to lady to rest. my pary are with the congressman who lost his blils ; i am truely sorry for your lots.
Actually, I’m surprised NWO believes in proteins. That’s very feminist of him.
I mean, the real conspiracy fanatics (ha! they’re so wacky!) don’t buy this “protein” stuff. I’m just getting that from my mainstream liberal education.
Good for you, NWO, believing in proteins! We’re proud of you!
—
(ssshh everyone keep a straight face)
Lauralot wins everything winnable. I think I broke somethign laughing.
As an atheist, I have some serious questions about the new “everyone celebrates Chanukah” plan.
Do I still get to have cranberry sauce and listen to the Chieftains and have pretty lights and arrange little statues that tell a story if I celebrate Chanukah? I understand that you get Chinese food and movies on Christmas, which is a major plus, but I’m not gonna be in support of this plan unless I get little statues. That’s a dealbreaker.
Also what if one of the present-giving days falls on my birthday? My birthday’s the seventeenth, if that helps.
The trolls here are quite the topic derailers.
@Holly – I heard that proteins were invented by Betty Friedman.
That’s a trick question. In MRA Land, feminists make men synthesize all the proteins while they sit on the couch and eat bon bons. Protein synthesis is misandry!
ozymandias – My little girl telling me that she thought she was probably an atheist and then asking me that if she was an atheist, could she still celebrate Christmas was the cutest thing that ever happened.
Chanukah is celebrated entirely by taking down Christmas trees and telling little kids there’s no Santa.
…also sometimes there are little chocolate coins.
I realize that NWO possibly thinks I should have told her “no”, but it was still adorable.
All this is reminding me, I should light my Chanukah candles. Pardon me.
Blessed art though, Lord our G-d, king of the universe, who has sanctified us with his proteins and commanded us to fight a war on Christmas.
Amen.
Holly, I’m now thinking of Double Helix Challah Bread to go with that…
Zhinxy – Nope. There’s a law you have to have latkes. I’m a woman so I just lawwed it.
MEN COULDN';T OUTVOTE U!
If anyone happens to be making latkes can I come over and mooch? I don’t know how to make them.
love. this. thread.
however, I am off to go drink spiked hot chocolate and decorate a tree!
I kind of wanted NWO to get more explicit with his protein thing. Because I feel like he was on the cusp of proving that life couldn’t exist at all, therefore none of us exist, QED.
Therefore feminism is wrong because existence is an illusion.
There were so many more fun directions that could have gone than boring old goddidit.
I’ve always been partial to Festivus, myself.
I’VE GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT.
So true. But … We still may get great value if he tells us WHAT IS PROTEIN AND WHAT IS LAW?
CassandraSays – Here’s a recipe!
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/potato-latkes-i/
My traditional family recipe for latkes, however, is to get the boxed latke mix and do whatever it says on the side of the box.
PROTEIN = GOOD
LAW = BAD
WAIT A SECOND IS IT THE OTHER WAY
amino acids in, amino acids out
@Holly Pervocracy
Actually I’m surprised you believe in evolution, that entails believing in nature dictating actions. That’s yukky. Tell me, did you understand that link you gave me?
NWO! What is a protein?
“Actually I’m surprised you believe in evolution, that entails believing in nature dictating actions. ”
It does? And yet… you DON’T believe nature dictates actions? Really?
Okay, start with protein. Then we go to this argument.
No, evolution doesn’t mean…
Never mind. We’ll start small here. NWO, do you even know what a protein is?
(is it like a law?)
@bostonbetagirl, the topic at hand is so depressing, I don’t blame people for focusing on NWO’s adorable stupidity. There’s a reason people are posting clips of Homer Simpson, dumb is funny.
I hope doxxer scum get a taste of their own medicine one day. I don’t believe in violating scumbags’ privacy so I won’t do it, but eventually they’ll piss off the wrong person. I can’t wait.
@theLaplaceDemon
Why don’t you tell me what a protein is. Without looking it up of course. All the characteristics. The whole wack. Can you do that? Or is all you’re knowlege wiki?
Since everyone here knows what a protein is without wiki, everyone can tell me. Keep in mind I’m 10 billion years old according to science.
Wait, hangon a second.
NWO doesn’t believe in evolution, but he does believe in evolutionary psychology?
???????????
wut
Thanks for the recipe, Holly!
@Holly Pervocracy
“No, evolution doesn’t mean…”
Does eveolution run contrary to ideology? Tsk, tsk. So unscientific.
I heard they were invented by Andrea Dworkin, but really hit the big time when Solanas wrote the SCUM Manifesto about them.
Awww, it’s almost cute when he thinks everyone is as dumb as he is.
NWO, a protein is a molecule (generally a large and complex one) formed from a chain of amino acids. They can act as structural components in biological tissue or as enzymes that catalyze (speed up) chemical reactions.
Let me know which words in that sentence you didn’t know so I can help you with them. (If your religious beliefs accept the existence of molecules.)
Wait, hangon a second.
NWO doesn’t believe in evolution, but he does believe in evolutionary psychology?
???????????
wut
NWO, I will tell you off the top of my head what I think a protein is, hand to god (the trancendental non-supernatural concept analogous to the logical structure of reality god in whom I fervently believe without faith), scouts honor, no kidding, tell you what a protein is with out wiki.
BUT YOU HAVE TO GO FIRST.
Yes, NWO, anyone with a basic understanding of biology can do that.
A protein is made of a chain of amino acids. Amino acids are big amine molecules contain carboxylic acids (and other things I am forgetting).
Molecules are made of atoms. Artificially synthesizing molecules is common practice – anyone who has taken a chemistry lab at any level has probably intentionally synthesized some molecules.
Any questions?
Okay, NWO, it’s choicey-choice time! (wow, I really am punch-drunk. cold sober, folks, just the worst case of the giggles.)
You can choose EITHER: “I don’t believe in evolution, God made humanity”
OR: “People are natural animals with animal desires.”
YOU CANNOT CHOOSE BOTH THAT IS NOT A GOOD CHOICE.