Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:
[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.
These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?
But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.
So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.
But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.
So let me share with you some preliminary findings.
Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)
Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:
Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?
Another adds:
I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.
Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!
But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:
There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.
That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)
Still another adds:
This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.
Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?
Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.
You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!
Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!
Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.
She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.
CARRIER.
REBOOTING.
FLUSHING CACHE.
Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.
That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.
I will return to this topic later, after I recover.
In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:
This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.
A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.
I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.
MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.
Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?
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How is law formed. How is law formed. How legislation get pragnent.
Law must be punished for draft being bound in slutty, enticing way.
Moewicus – Technically there is veto power, but that would be abortion…
The reason it’s called a “de novo” protein, NWO, is because it doesn’t exist in nature. It’s a new protein! Made only by people! Not only is it a protein made outside a cell, it’s a protein no known cell could make.
That’s not a brand name.
Some misfolded proteins are infectious though.
It’s almost as if non-life became more life-like over time… I wonder, what shall we call this theory!?
CassandraSays | December 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Law must be punished for draft being bound in slutty, enticing way.”
Not to mention prancing around in those briefs, amiright! Right! *rimshot*
Oh, fuck you people, that was BRILLIANT!
Holly, wthell ever. you’re just proving that we’re not supposed to talk about the NWOROTHSCHILD CONTROLLED DeNovo Corporation.
I’m on to you.
NWO, what is a protein?
Okay, tLD, good point, we probably should have started there first.
(a protein is a war on Christmas)
See, NWO, I don’t even think the US government is legitimate authority. But I still know how it functions. I can’t pretend I don’t want more of it if I don’t even know what it is I’m pretending not to want, dude. You don’t even seem to know what a law IS.
@Holly
I may have just died laughing.
Okay, tLD, good point, we probably should have started there first.
(a protein is a war on Christmas)”
That is a good point. It’s always hard to unravel the Zero Starting Point with NWO.
Okay, lets define our terms.
What is a proteiN?
(what you are when you stop being an amateurtein! *okay, COME ON, people, these are great!*)
ALSO WHAT IS A LAW???
If a feminist helps synthesize a protein is the protein automatically evil?
This whole thread is making me giggle in a way that usually doesn’t happen before the third beer.
God didn’t create proteins just so atheists could make a law forcing everyone to celebrate Chanukah!
“God didn’t create proteins just so atheists could make a law forcing everyone to celebrate Chanukah!”
*sporfle*
And by make a law, I mean vote! Possibly even for American Idol. It’s a fuzzy process!
Shh. Guys. Proteins are actually false evidence planted by God to test your faith.
theLaplaceDemon and Holly – We’re not gonna be laughing when the DeNovo Corporation Title IX Troopers kick down our doors in the night. And force us to drink shakes made of living protein.
Also, WHAT IS A MAN??
Dracula is misandrist. 🙁
NOT GOD’S LIVING PROTEIN. ANTICHRIST PROTEIN!
They need to do way instain legislators> who veto thier bills becuse these bills cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroning a legislator in ar who had veto his three bills. they are taking the bill back to new york to lady to rest. my pary are with the congressman who lost his blils ; i am truely sorry for your lots.
Actually, I’m surprised NWO believes in proteins. That’s very feminist of him.
I mean, the real conspiracy fanatics (ha! they’re so wacky!) don’t buy this “protein” stuff. I’m just getting that from my mainstream liberal education.
Good for you, NWO, believing in proteins! We’re proud of you!
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(ssshh everyone keep a straight face)
Lauralot wins everything winnable. I think I broke somethign laughing.
As an atheist, I have some serious questions about the new “everyone celebrates Chanukah” plan.
Do I still get to have cranberry sauce and listen to the Chieftains and have pretty lights and arrange little statues that tell a story if I celebrate Chanukah? I understand that you get Chinese food and movies on Christmas, which is a major plus, but I’m not gonna be in support of this plan unless I get little statues. That’s a dealbreaker.
Also what if one of the present-giving days falls on my birthday? My birthday’s the seventeenth, if that helps.
The trolls here are quite the topic derailers.