Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!
Some of them start young.
Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Posted on December 18, 2011, in $MONEY$, beta males, evil women, I'm totally being sarcastic, men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, misogyny. Bookmark the permalink. 961 Comments.
@zhinxy: Umm…my morality only extends to my nose. I have no business forcing others to accept my conclusions on what I think is good/bad behavior. Unless, they are physically harming someone, people should pretty much get to do what they want. I might not like it, I might not agree with it, I only have to tolerate it.”
…So… it… IS moral? It’s not about valuation and…. Oh god, why do you make it confusing again… Do you understand what words mean, and…
Okay, I’ll just say “Yes, yes, Brandon. I am a libertarian and this is good of you to think. Here, have a libertarian treat. I agree”
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But I still don’t know… what does it have to do with…
Oh goddammit. Here, Have a libertarian treat. Good Brandon. I agree.
@Lauralot: So, my penis isn’t subject to my own morality because it extends beyond my nose? Depending on how my posture is…that could be a compliment. ;)
I think we’re still trying to understand why this is moral at all for you. So far, you’ve only discussed valuation.
And yet you seem not to have any problems with extending your own idiosyncratic preferences to, like, everyone. Why is that, Brandon?
You know I meant downward, not outward, right?
No, of course you didn’t. That would require thought.
Interesting, agreed with zhinxy that you still have yet to actually describe a moral position. Again, putting or not putting a price on something is not a moral position. Though I would be quite fascinated to know why you think that sex should be free. And by fascinated I mean probably horrified.
Also, you think it’s perfectly fine to violate someone’s rights by videotaping them without consent, yet your morals don’t extend past your nose? Is the video camera on your forehead?
I suppose that could explain some things.
@Molly I see no reason as to why it can’t work that way. “cumming in 30 minutes or less”.
@Zhinxy: I find it immoral for me personally to hire a prostitute. I don’t find it immoral for them to exist, make money, be legal, etc…
You’re using morality as a synonym for both “valuation” and “decisions”. o_O But you haven’t explained how this has nething to do with morality.
I could say “it’s against my morals to eat onions” to mean “I don’t like onions” but most people would be wondering what’s immoral about eating onions xD
So if you just mean “I don’t want to pay for sex” then people would understand that xD If you say “It’s immoral for me to pay for sex” they’ll ask you why like they are XD
Anyone else reminded of that Seinfeld episode in which Elaine’s boyfriend couldn’t care less that, according to his religion, she’s hell-bound?
@Zhinxy: I find it immoral for me personally to hire a prostitute. I don’t find it immoral for them to exist, make money, be legal, etc…
Yes, that’s fine. That’s actually great. Libertarian treat for you, honestly. They taste like freedom! But you haven’t explained why it’s about morality for you. So far, it’s been about costs. See Ami above.
@Lauralot: No…I just like to be an optimist and think that people aren’t making petty jokes. I find it strange that for someone that doesn’t like women to be criticized for their bodies, You would make a dick joke.
My last “girl’s night” involved drinking some cider, going out for really delicious soup, and then going back to my friend’s place to watch movies and play with her cats. And it didn’t remain a “girl’s night” for long because her boyfriend joined us for dinner, but that was [i]nice[/i] because her boyfriend is a sweet guy and we all enjoyed each other’s company, as men and women sometimes do.
The “girls’ night” previous to that (not intentionally planned as a girls’ night, but everyone in the room was female) consisted of having a drink in someone’s living room, while my friend showed me how to roll a joint, and chatting about interesting fetishes.
[i]Quirky,[/i] perhaps, but hardly arson.
Dude, you make a stupid statement, I’m going to mock it. Claiming that you don’t apply your morals to anyone else is utter bullshit, and if I cared enough to look I’d post the links to prove it. But I don’t, so I’ll just point and laugh instead.
But let’s go by Brandiction! :D
What are the moral codes of the people here?
Here’s some of mine:
It’s against my morality to buy high priced electronics when they’re not on sale.
It’s moral for me to play Goldeneye right now.
Eating grapes is a moral act.
It’s against my morals to watch the NFL.
It’s a moral act to like the Toronto Maple Leafs.
It’s an immoral act to like the Vancouver Canucks.
xD
@Nobby and Zhinxy: I explained that the very thought of paying for a prostitute gave me a nauseating feeling. I think I wouldn’t enjoy the experience and would feel dirty afterwards.
It is an immoral act to at least not do a quick search for that and see if you can get it cheaper on Ebay.
It is against my morals to pay for doctor pepper like it’s the same as any other soda, when I’m the one in the house that doesn’t like it. It’s like soda for everybody but me, that’s what it is!
It is not moral for me to buy the kindle fire, but it is moral for me to enjoy the one I got for xmas.
It is immoral to enjoy any movie by Seltzer or Friedburg.
Unless she’s a porn star. Porn stars: the Pepto Bismol of morality!
@Lauralot: I don’t force my beliefs on anyone. I don’t advocate any laws that would restrict people based on my beliefs. I might not like something, but that doesn’t give me the right to force you to agree with it or to live your life by it. I am free to talk, you are free not to listen. No one is holding a gun to your head saying “believe what Brandon is saying”. Nor would I want someone too.
There’s also the consideration that not every man can get a one-night stand. In fact maybe more than we know can’t. For those men, prostitution is a valid option.
Gross != immoral
Things that make me feel gross that aren’t immoral:
Cleaning up dog poop
Ketchup
Sitting on a cold toilet seat
Having an ingrown hair
Seeing somebody barf
House centipedes
Screeching noises when a fork scratches a plate
@Nobby and Zhinxy: I explained that the very thought of paying for a prostitute gave me a nauseating feeling. I think I wouldn’t enjoy the experience and would feel dirty afterwards.
Onions do that to me too. xD It doesn’t mean eating onions is immoral. NWO has headaches and seizures whenever I show up in a thread… it doesn’t mean him being on the internet while I’m here is immoral. xD (tho maybe I’M immoral, but I’ll let NWO explain that one xD )
You still need to explain why this is immoral, rather than “it’s not my thing” xD Murder (which you used before) is immoral because you are deliberately taking somebody’s life, not because “ew it’s icky”. At least I HOPE not, or the only thing keeping Brandon from harming others is his squeamishness o_o
Somehow I doubt that such women are THAT desperate. With looks like theirs, they can easily strip for extra $$$ , which pays really well(even better than ho-ing I hear) and doesn’t require them to sleep with the club patrons.
I have a moral imperative to eat leftover cheese pizza with slices of turkey kielbasa on it.
It’s moral to watch Mythbusters on Netflix.
It’s immoral to wear baseball caps.
By the way, it’s perfectly fine if you think that sex workers are immoral, or that you’re immoral for sleeping with women who aren’t porn stars or w/e xD But I’m just curious to hear you lay it out and explain it :D Cuz so far, it’s just “candy is moral cuz it tastes good” xD
If moral is just a synonym for “stuff I do”, that’ perfectly fine, we’ll just remember it next time we talk to you and you mention nething about morality :3 But my own curiosity wants to know more about your world and thought process :D
@Bee: Well, how often would you have the chance to sleep with a porn star? I am all about experiencing new things. So if I were to hire a prostitute…it would have to be really friggin special. Like…Sunny Lane or Sasha Grey.
I feel like we are grossness twins, kladle. Ketchup is indeed the worst. High five!
I have felt literally sick when I thought I overspent for something. Even something I liked! Again, not moral.
“@Lauralot: I don’t force my beliefs on anyone. I don’t advocate any laws that would restrict people based on my beliefs. I might not like something, but that doesn’t give me the right to force you to agree with it or to live your life by it.”
Brandon, again, that’s awesome. Here is your libertarian treat. They’re valued in GOLD!
Umn, the thing is though, why do you keep repeating this? It seems a little off point, yes? I think this too, but I don’t just keep saying it over and over and over and over again.
I sort of feel like people discussing the ease of getting sex should answer two questions:
Am I a woman?
Am I normal-looking?
If you answer yes to both, maybe consider that it’s not so easy for others.
So filming a woman without her consent during sex because you believe it’s justified in case of false rape accusations isn’t coercing someone into following your moral system? How very informative.
(Yes, I know you’ve never done it. The fact that you still think it’s acceptable does not speak highly of you.)
Aww yay, Bee! Ketchup haters should stick together. It’s clearly a violation of ethics to ruin perfectly good food with ketchup ;)
Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant | December 18, 2011 at 11:51 pm
There’s also the consideration that not every man can get a one-night stand. In fact maybe more than we know can’t. For those men, prostitution is a valid option.
Sex work doesn’t need to be justified MRAL xD It should be a valid option for nebody. xD
Besides, Holly already volunteered to have a one night stand with you and you turned it down. xD
You mean “not every man can get a one-night stand with a woman he wants.” xD
@Monsieur: Really? Because Sunny Lane is a fairly popular porn star and has worked at the Bunny Ranch.
http://www.bunnyranch.com/bunnybabes/SunnyLane.php
I can’t make the friends to entertain me I want. Buying a Wii should be a valid option for me.
I just took a moral stand, and put granola in my Greek yogurt. You are all welcome to not put granola in your yogurt, because my morality is only for myself. However, that’s gross yuck.
MRAL: Well, yeah, that is true. What we were arguing about wasn’t whether a guy seeing a prostitute was a valid option, though. We were trying to figure out whether a prostitute actually cost less than a hookup. Now the point seems to have gotten away from us. :P
XDDD
<3 Viscaria
you are a v noble moral yogurt eater Viscaria :3
I’m not talking about me, Ami. I’m just speculating.
Well, then you’re talking about … something else, then. Not morals, and not nausea. And not experiencing new things, either, actually. You’ve never experienced sex with a prostitute, so why not experience that, if that’s what you’re “all about”? Situational ethics is what you’re talking about, Brandon. Or possibly kind of malleable personal preferences.
And the sleeping pills are kicking in. Evening, everyone.
Well, I think it’s pretty unambiguous. In terms of money, a prostitute costs more. In terms of time, a hook up costs more. One night stands are also, in my personal opinion, not hollow and mindless and kind of gross. So I know what I’d choose.
Nobody here is saying that prostitution, as such, is wrong. The point is that Brandon is so dumb I’m not sure how he manages to breathe and also probably a legit sociopath.
Were you there for the thread where he came up with a detailed scenario for filming every sex act he takes part in, without his partner’s knowledge or consent, and then encrypting the flash drives and (I think) embalming them in a heavy-duty polymer? It’s in case he’s ever accused of rape.
It’s immoral to me to rate porn stars in hierarchial terms and state that less-famous ones are immoral for not having the strength of moral character to at least be a popular and well-paid porn star.
Mral, if you can “get all the sex you want,” you still might wish to hire a sex worker for whatever reason! * And that’s fine! There’s no need to justify it as “a valid option.”
(Also, I do want to add that Nevada-brothel model sex work has it’s drawbacks, and those “health checks” can be quite invasive and a way for The Government to control women’s bodies. Being a registered sex-worker in Nevada is not Sex Worker paradise, and rules for these women about “being on the street after a certain hour” are very controlling. )
MRAL: Somehow, Brandon doesn’t seem to have accepted that even after pages of comments. :P
I sort of feel like people discussing the ease of getting sex should answer two questions:
Am I a woman?
Am I normal-looking?
You really need to quit assuming that women can magically get laid whenever they feel like it.
Damsel in de Tech -“It’s immoral to me to rate porn stars in hierarchial terms and state that less-famous ones are immoral for not having the strength of moral character to at least be a popular and well-paid porn star.” –
Yeah, I’m going with that too.
Bee – “Situational ethics is what you’re talking about, Brandon. Or possibly kind of malleable personal preferences.” – I think if we’re to understand it as his moral code, it makes the most sense as Divine Command Theory – Where what’s right and wrong shifts according to God Brandon? Perhaps?
@Molly: If you only take money into account than probably not. However, if you take more intrinsic things like time and energy into account, you might spend more getting a hookup. Also prostitutes pretty much guarantee sex (yes she does not have to consent, but that means she doesn’t get paid). Finding a hookup might take longer and/or be unsuccessful.
Again, it really depends on the individual. This clearly doesn’t apply to all men or even the majority of them. It is about a group of men that only want sex and paying for a prostitute might (depending on a bunch of variables that are currently unknown) might be cheaper.
@Ami, thank you, I work hard to meet my high personal yogurt-eating standards ;)
@Lauralot, goodnight, and if it’s not too presumptuous I’ll say that I was really glad to see you ’round these parts again.
nite lauralot! I think I should head to bed too! :)
Yeah, I don’t know what’s with Brandon and this whole “immoral” thing. It’s not offensive or anything, it’s just weird. Analogies to this effect have already been made, but I mean, I don’t like spinach on my pizza. This doesn’t mean I think spinach on pizza is “immoral”.
I think he just made a simple mistake but is too stubborn to cop to it.
And Brandon, honestly, the degree to which a sex worker is famous and hot is a pretty fucking shallow basis for compromising your morality. If “morality” is even the issue here, which I doubt.
I think he just made a simple mistake but is too stubborn to cop to it.
He does that a lot.
@Dracula: I wouldn’t be sleeping with a sex worker for her personality. It would be purely physical.
MRAL:
Brandon does this all the friggin’ time, and it’s a big part of why threads with him in them balloon out of control in hours.
In other news, spinach on pizza is the best and you are clearly misinformed :p
So it’s not about morals at all, then? It’s okay to admit you were wrong, Brandon.
“I think he just made a simple mistake but is too stubborn to cop to it.”
You hit the nail on the button there, MRAL. :D
@MRAL: I am willing to concede that “immoral” might have been too harsh a term. However, the whole idea of paying for sex skeeves me the fuck out.
God, he even is kind of copping to it, except of course that he’s not.
So it’s not all men, like he said at first, but only a minority of men. In fact, when you dissect what he’s saying, basically it’s that men who would find paying for a sex worker to be cheaper than dating will probably find paying for a sex worker cheaper than dating. I certainly can’t argue with that logic. It’s flawless!
@Brandon: Well, sure, okay, but to me, that just means you have a strong personal preference.
I find the thought of homosexual activity to be aesthetically unpleasing and the thought of engaging in it repulses me. This doesn’t mean I have a moral problem with other people enjoying homosexual activity, so long as they leave me out of it. It’s just a personal choice.
Or, you know, not a choice, but whatever.
I have no problems with men employing sex workers for whatever reason.
I do however have an issue with a double standard.
I started watching a bravo series called Hung about a male prostitute. This lead me to google straight or bi male prostitutes in my city out of curiosity. I understand that in major centers like Chicago this would come up with results. In my city which it just about a million people: nothing.
This I consider to be a gross miscarry of justice. If I was widowed I would certainly have the expectation that I could pay for a mans company and sexual favor without emotional attachment yet it seems for some reason these services do not exist.
Why is this? I’m frankly demanding them if I was ever to be widowed.
OK, cool. Now that you say that instead of “immoral,” what you’re saying in this thread looks less internally inconsistent.
Come on, Bee. Being gay is not a choice, but engaging in gay sex is.
Ever heard of craigslist? That’s what people do these days when they *need* sexual services on demand.
Yeah, that’s a good one, Mr. Al.
@Monsieur: Have you seen what a lot of the people on Craigslist look like? Gag me with a spoon.
MRAL
I told my husband (Kave) about your confession and he’s so happy for you. In his words ” I always knew he wasn’t one of them”.
I will say that before I came onto this site myself all I really knew was someone was finally making fun of mra’s, man felt rather vindicated after chasing my brother in law around for more then a decade, and there was a kid (we’re in our 40″s) that he was worried about and that kid was you. So he sends his regards.
I’m saying I make the choice to not have gay sex because it doesn’t appeal to me. Others make the choice to have gay sex because it appeals to them. I don’t have a problem with that, even though I don’t share their preferences. How the fuck is that controversial? God damn.