Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!
Some of them start young.
Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Posted on December 18, 2011, in $MONEY$, beta males, evil women, I'm totally being sarcastic, men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, misogyny. Bookmark the permalink. 961 Comments.
Black Friday: The Most Moral Day of the Year
XD
I like how Brandon just had to splain to us that sex workers just provide sex and not a full relationship xD
Are “love, caring, kindness” the costs Brandon is talking about? o.O
PRICES SO MORAL WE CAN’T SAY THEM ON TV!!!
@Polliwog: Again, this is about men only being in a relationship to get sex. From there POV, dating is costing them time, energy and possibly money in order to just have sex.
If you want love and affection, you will certainly not get that from a prostitute (well, unless she can act well..but it is fake).
Unless said prostitute is your girlfriend, and she has sex with you for other reasons (Like, for example, love and affection.) than she does with her clients. That does happen. Because sex workers are human, and are capable of those emotions.
Still wondering how much time off you think people have from their jobs every month, and how much a plane ticket to Germany costs.
The weird thing is, I don’t even fucking care if someone prefers sex workers to a relationship for whatever reason. I just think Brandon’s “reasons” that all men should rationally prefer sex workers to relationship are ridiculous. For nearly everyone, it’s not gonna be cheaper to fly to Germany from the US every month than to date someone. It’s just not, dude. And even you admit that you don’t want to hire sex workers; presumably you’re going to continue dating and fucking Ashley (or whatever). So really, B, what’s your investment here?
So does this mean the “moral majority” are just cheap?
…
Although, from what I’ve heard about right-wing Christians and tipping, that might actually hold up.
@Dracula: Finding a new partner takes time. Paying a prostitute is far less work.
@Ami: Apparently I did since Kristin thought I was saying using prostitutes was a replacement for relationships. When I meant, prostitutes are an alternative to satisfy your libido.
Using one’s hand is a cheaper alternative to prostitutes if all you want is to satisfy your libido and you want to save money.
Christians are pretty terrible tippers, it’s true.
And I’ve also had that done to me once. Oh, the rage…
And traveling to Vegas or Germany, this doesn’t take time? Or money?
My boyfriend typically puts more money towards things like movie tickets and restaurants than I do because he’s employed, but it’s not like we go to dinner and movies all that often o_O. He treated me to lunch on Friday because he’d just received his Christmas bonus, so… there’s that. It was quite a nice lunch, probably $60? If we’re counting the entire meal as money on me, I still doubt he would have saved money if he was legally seeing a sex worker once a month. He definitely wouldn’t have if he went to a sex worker as often as we usually have sex.
Also, if anybody is curious, he also bought the air purifier/humidifier that I was talking about in another thread, and I slept through the night, kitties and all! Yaaaay!
Yes you do. You don’t walk into the 7-11 and say WHY DON’T YOU SUCK MY COCK, ASSHOLE; JEEZ, IT SUCKS IN HERE: ABOUT THE BEST JOB YOU COULD GET, HUH? You make small talk and say “thank you” when you’re done. Because the clerk is human, just like you are, and this is the way interactions work. You’re rubbing it in our faces that you won’t extend the same courtesy to a sex worker, in the first place because you want to get a rise out of us, but in the second place because you think women are some lesser kind of human, like human(beta), and no matter how hard they try they’ll never quite measure up to real humans.
What’s moral, Brandon? You read a lot of books, you should be able to answer this one: what makes an action moral? What is the nature of a moral judgement?
Also, you expect women to pay for being with you, and you’ve made that clear several times; for instance, should a child arise from the union you won’t give it everything it needs. Yet you don’t want to pay for being with women. Niiice.
Meh, he probably just wants to show us all what a cold badass ubermensch he is. let it be remembered that he watches South Park.
@Dracula: Ya…there is no way I would ever date a sex worker.
@Bee: I am not saying prostitutes are a replacement for relationships.
Also, location matters. If one lives in California, it is much easier to drive to Nevada, then it would be for me (in Massachusetts) to get there.
Also, prostitution is everywhere. The only difference is that where it is illegal, it is more dangerous for both the worker (pimps, gangs, etc,,,) and the buyer (disease, robbery, etc…)
Oh, forgot about this one:
This is because there is no functional difference in your mind between a woman and a piece of gum, just fyi.
See, Brandon, it’s all about language. “Time, energy and possibly money” are all things that you put into a relationship… but most people don’t think of them strictly in terms of “costs”. It ain’t costing me anything to love Deep End because it enhances my life.
@Dracula: Ya…there is no way I would ever date a sex worker.
We’re not actually talking about you here, remember? We’re talking about advice you’re giving to other people. Advice that, in order to be viable at all, depends on them not feeling the same way about sex workers that you do.
It’s actually a huge money-sink for me to live with my boyfriend, since I’m making money in grad school and he doesn’t have a job, but I love him so fuck caring about that.
You know, finding a sex buddy is not that hard, neither is meeting someone for a one night stand, where both parties are just into a one time thing.
Brandon, do you know that other people have feelings, just like you do?
Well, maybe not just like you because holy crap would that be a nightmare-world, but you and they are alike in that they want things and, when they feel unloved, it hurts them.
Right, but you said that you don’t want to pay prostitutes at all, unless there’s some kind of fame/novelty aspect to it. At all includes, if I’m not mistaken, in between relationships, in addition to relationships, etc.
But again, you weren’t talking about guys in California, you were talking about guys in general. (And for that matter, you weren’t talking about ease, you were talking about expense, but I’ll let that slide.)
And of course you weren’t only talking about expense, but you were also talking about health and STDs, so yeah. You’re just talking bullshit layered on bullshit, Brandon.
Dude, are you even trying?
Also, if anybody is curious, he also bought the air purifier/humidifier that I was talking about in another thread, and I slept through the night, kitties and all! Yaaaay!
Huzzah!
I love these guys who talk about how much cleaner than the general female population sex workers are, and more honest, and more attractive and more skillful in bed — but then add how they would never date one. Ah-huh.
Brandon: Also, location matters. If one lives in California, it is much easier to drive to Nevada, then it would be for me (in Massachusetts) to get there.
Oh, for fuck’s sake. Los Angeles to legal prostitution… Six hour drive.
Santa Barbara, eight hour drive.
San Luis Obispo, 10 hour drive.
San Francisco, 12 hour drive.
Same on the way home, if you don’t hit traffic coming out of Vegas/Reno on the return.
So yeah, it’s theoretically easier, but not practically.
Hey, Lauralot, you’re back. Nice to see you.
@Amused: I am not disputing that masturbation is cheaper… it is.
@Voip: I wouldn’t walk up to a prostitute and say “suck my cock”. That is just rude. Also, where did I ever say I would be hostile towards a sex worker? No where. In the end, she is there to provide a service that I would hypothetically be paying for. I might not have to take her feelings into account, but I do have to be civil, polite and respectful.
I treat a cashier with respect not because I care about how they feels about there job, it is because there is no need to be walking around calling people assholes and dickheads.
Where do I say, “women should pay to be with me”…oh right never.
A childs wants and needs are two different things. Food, shelter, proper clothing and medical care are mandatory. Everything else is discretionary.
He thinks that women who have a lot of sex are incapable of commitment. I wonder what that makes him?
OH WAIT WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE OF REASONS
“It’s actually a huge money-sink for me to live with my boyfriend, since I’m making money in grad school and he doesn’t have a job, but I love him so fuck caring about that.”
Yeah, there are practical things that come into it. If I’m super poor and have to pay for gas money to see someone every week, that can mess up my finances the rest of the week. But I also hope that the fact that I’m in a *relationship*, as opposed to a transaction, would make it so I could tell the other person that and we could work out an alternative.
Like doing well in school with proper supplies.
Everything else is discretionary., and dependent on how I feel about how the child’s mother treats me.
FTFY.
In all this Brandon nonsense, I keep forgetting to make fun of this:
I cannot even count the number of times my manfriends have told me: “She told me she was going out with the girls, when in actuality she went out to the street and SAT ALONE ON A CURB. What a bitch!!!”
Lest we forget, the timeless wisdom of Pat Benatar:
Brandon: Stop making the faulty presumption that “all menz just want is secks!”. That’s bullshit. You know it, I know it, and even wimminz know it. :-P
News flash, Sherlock, if you’re being “civil, polite, and respectful,” you are taking her feelings into account.
Why is EVERYONE posting that video? o.o
it’s good to see all of you again.
“Finding a new partner takes time. Paying a prostitute is far less work.”
You wouldn’t look up your prostitutes online first to see which one was closest/hottest/had the most reasonable prices? :P
@Voip: No, because I have a problem with being in a relationship where my girlfriend gets up every day to sleep with other men.
@Bee: No, I agree that the health benefits would most likely only exist where prostitution is legal and regulated.
@Lauralot: What is your point?
Hey, at least I went with Jordan Sparks!
“No, because I have a problem with being in a relationship where my girlfriend gets up every day to sleep with other men.’
Dude, she’s getting paid to do that. You know, like you have to get up every morning to go do IT work so you can buy food and plane tickets? :P
Brandon doesn’t date sex workers, but he will fuck them if they’re special sex workers.
Of course, if at any time during this copulation the sex worker should say something like “Move to the left, my foot’s falling asleep” Brandon will walk off without paying because she’s rude.
@Voip: Well, by that logic, I am taking everyone’s feelings into account because I typically move through life being respectful and civil to strangers.
@Monsieur: I am not saying all men are just doing it for “the seckz”. I am saying that there are men out there that aren’t interested in having a relationship, but still want to have sex.
And in that scenario, dating might be more costly than just using a prostitute.
Oh yeah, and this!
“The only time where I could even imagine spending money on a prostitute would be if it was a special occasion (e.g sleeping with a famous porn star).”
“Prostitute” and “porn star” aren’t the same thing, dude. The latter will have sex with specific people on camera, but usually not beyond that.
No shit, sherlock. They’re called PLAYAZ
That wouldn’t be moral!!!!
Or … something …
Is Monsieur sans Nom saying Brandon doesn’t have Game?
@Molly: And some porn stars often go to legal brothels to earn extra money when they aren’t filming.
“I am saying that there are men out there that aren’t interested in having a relationship, but still want to have sex.
“And in that scenario, dating might be more costly than just using a prostitute.”
So if you think prostitution is wrong, why did you go there? How about “I think guys should look for swingers clubs and go to bars where they’ll have a greater chance of having casual sex”?
It’s a shame that our trolls so rarely engage with one another, because it’s inevitably amusing when they do.
Hmmmm…. the trouble I see here is not that these things come of as absurd… because they don’t, except for the last one (wtf?). But it’s more like this is the kind of crap that conservative or traditional women would be more inclined to, and not the younger generation that the MGTOWers hate so much. I mean, the more naive and/or suppressed or whatever, the more likely you are to do petty stupid shit like the “60/40 split” or “Jedi mind trick”. So it would seem the anger is misplaced.
“A childs wants and needs are two different things. Food, shelter, proper clothing and medical care are mandatory. Everything else is discretionary.”
That’s mostly just funny considering it’s you talking, but still. Dude. How pathetic can you get?
(Oh, god, is this like Meller? Do I have to say that if you went off and agreed with f’n Rand, you’d be ten times the moral human being? Oh, shit, dude, not again…)
@Monsieur: Not exactly. Players are just paying in time and energy while someone paying a prostitute is paying in cash. Assuming the player only cares about having sex and not being in a relationship.
Because he wanted attention and we can’t see him waving his arms in front of the monitor.
And again, no one’s trying to say that people who don’t want a relationship need to be in a relationship. If a guy doesn’t want to have a relationship but wants to have sex with a willing and adequately compensated sex worker in a safe environment, no problems.
Just wondering how that’s less costly than having sex with someone else (not a sex worker) who wants sex but not a relationship. Unless you’re … under the assumption that all non-sex-worker women need to have their partners make a substantial monetary investment before having sex with them?
Brandon, if your parents had only fed, clothed, and sheltered you, and not let you die of the sickness, do you honestly think you’d have nothing to complain about?
Do kids in institutions that develop attachment disorders only do that cause they’re whiney?
@Molly: I don’t think prostitution is wrong. In fact, I think it should be legal everywhere. I just don’t personally want to sleep with a prostitute.
Because going to swingers clubs and places where people have casual sex might be easier, paying a prostitute is even easier than that. Also, you are most likely going to have sex if you pay a prostitute, you might spend 4 hours in a swingers club and walk out without a sex partner.
@Molly: I don’t think prostitution is wrong. In fact, I think it should be legal everywhere. I just don’t personally want to sleep with a prostitute.
So it isn’t moral for you. Okay, awesome. Why couldn’t you just say that? ;)
Wait, but Brandon, you said you had a moral reason against seeing a prostitute. But you only have a personal preference? Again, different concepts.
You said prostitutes were cheaper than girlfriends in your initial post, not easier.
A one night stand and a condom are much cheaper than the prostitute.
Brandon wrote, “Not exactly. Players are just paying in time and energy while someone paying a prostitute is paying in cash. Assuming the player only cares about having sex and not being in a relationship.”
The thing I can’t figure out is how it would necessarily be *less* time to go find a prostitute. Like, I can see putting less time into my fuckbuddy than I would my boyfriend of two years, but I don’t see how finding someone for a hookup really would take that much more time than finding someone to pay for sex. You still have to screen the person beforehand, email or call them to set up a time, travel to where they are, etc.
Also, I’ve heard plane trips to Germany can really mess with one’s schedule.
Actually, you know what’s even *faster* than any of these options? Putting an ad up on Craigslist.
Like the prostitute scenario, though, this also seems to work best in large cities. YMMV.
@Brandon: Agreed. If you *just* want to have sex, and you don’t have a moral objection to prostitution… the choice is clear. You pay for your physical pleasure, and you leave.
It’s like, people don’t just have one-night stands purely for the squirt at the end… I think they probably still carry a certain level of emotional validation or connection or whatever that prostitution doesn’t.
@Nobby: Because, I think sex should be free and I would feel dirty handing over money to someone instead of going out and finding a willing partner.
@zhinxy: Umm…my morality only extends to my nose. I have no business forcing others to accept my conclusions on what I think is good/bad behavior. Unless, they are physically harming someone, people should pretty much get to do what they want. I might not like it, I might not agree with it, I only have to tolerate it.
So then how does it control where you put your penis?
(I know, I know, I just couldn’t resist.)
I’m actually really curious now, because I’ve never actually tried to contact a prostitute. How long does it really take?
Brandon, is getting a prostitute actually like ordering a pizza? Do you go online, find one, and they show up in 30 minutes?