Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!
Some of them start young.
Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Posted on December 18, 2011, in $MONEY$, beta males, evil women, I'm totally being sarcastic, men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, misogyny. Bookmark the permalink. 961 Comments.
“I do not need anyone to validate me as a human being.”
So why are you so deperately searching for validation via the constant tl;dr comments? We’ve already told you to go ahead and go your own way, and that we’re cool with that. What is it that you’re trying to prove?
Well, one thing I think women can do is to not rape men. You don’t seem to agree with me on that.
For JTK:
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream – and not make dreams your master;
If you can think – and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
‘ Or walk with Kings – nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And – which is more – you’ll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling said it shorter, AND IT RHYMES!
Spear – We actually offered entire magazines to answer NWO’s challenge, but he found occasional examples of those magazines acknowledging that women have desires, so, you know.
@Holly Pervocracy
“My hope is the day that talk shows never applaud violence at all, toward anyone.”
The “only” violence applauded on talk shows is woman on man violence. It’s not applauded towards anyone, it’s towards men. Let’s be clear on this.
Yet women won’t get even a chipped nail in mens defense.
@JTK: If one of your main principles is Never disclosed the essence of your personal beliefs and values to anyone, especially to women. Live in stealth mode
Seems to me you’re doing it wrong.
Here you are blathering at great length about the ‘essence of your personal beliefs and values” to a bunch of women (and some men) (many of whom are not straight) (some of whom are going our own way without men and have done so for years more than you’ve been alive if, as I’m recalling, you’re the MGHOW who said he was 36).
So, why not go back into stealth mode and slither away and STOP disclosing the essence of yourself.
We’re mostly skimming, not reading, or choosing to encourage you to yes, GYOW and STFU already because we don’t need to hear it.
againandagainandagain
Also the #8 HIGHEST CIRCULATION MAGAZINE IN THE COUNTRY IS NOT A MAINSTREAM MAGAZINE
APPARENTLY
He changed the rules now, Ozy, it has to be a NEWS story XD
I don’t want to get a chipped nail.
I also don’t want men to get chipped nails.
Why is this “maybe nobody should hate anybody!” stuff so hard for you to conceive of?
Also the #8 HIGHEST CIRCULATION MAGAZINE IN THE COUNTRY IS NOT A MAINSTREAM MAGAZINE
But Ms. magazine is!
I cannot stop giggling at that.
NWO really wants everybody to beat each other up.
lol i just love how these guys act like marriage is sold exclusively to men by women for women’s benefit. Yeah thats why the terms “spinster” and “old maid” exist and have for a while. single women have never been looked down upon ever and never are now either. please.
@Spearhafoc
“Well, one thing I think women can do is to not rape men. You don’t seem to agree with me on that.”
You’re no doubt alluding to our conversation the other day. Since I was talking about normal PIV sex, not sodomy of course. This will be the new definition of rape right from the FBI.
“To change the definition of Rape in the UCR SRS to: “Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”
Since by the very definition, even the newly updated version, it’s impossible for you to have been raped in our little scenario. Although you still could have been accused of being the raper. Penetration defines rape. Since I was talking about PIV sex she could not have raped you by the very definition of the law.
So… do you agree with the law?
Because that other time, you weren’t saying “it would be legal.” You were saying “you would have liked it.”
Tell me, NWO, do you think of yourself as terribly clever, ducking and weaving, always one step ahead? Because it’s sort of hilarious, like watching a puppy try to “hide” by sticking its head in a hole, how subtle you seem to think your evasions are.
I’m Canadian.
Oh shit, I fell into the trap of believing NWO’s idea of a “law.”
If a woman forces a man to penetrate her, it wouldn’t count toward the FBI statistics. It still would be illegal. It’s rape in most local jurisdictions and battery in absolutely all of them.
Wow. NWO is making even less sense than usual today.
@Holly Pervocracy
“Why is this “maybe nobody should hate anybody!” stuff so hard for you to conceive of?”
Womens talk shows, by the score promote hatred, ridicule and violence by women towards men.
Do you deny this?
There are no mens talk shows that do the same towards women.
Your words are cheap. Are there more shows like this now then 10 years ago? Were there more shows like this 20 years ago then 10 years ago? Will there be even more shows like this next year?
I’ll let you answer those questions. Sometimes, violence is the answer. All it’ll take is a few good women to stand up and be willing to get a little bloody. Is there just a few good women left?
In my country, sexual assault is defined as sexual contact without consent (“the voluntary agreement of the complainant to engage in the sexual activity in question”).
@Spearhafoc
Get me the canadian defintion.
@Spearhafoc
I want the canadian definition of “rape.”
One talk show does not a score make.
Heh. Not only does NWO demand that Spear do his research for him, but he does it after Spear already did of his own volition. Priceless.
Do you know why the View incident made the news, NWO, why everyone is still in a fluff about it months later?
Because it was so exceptional.
I hope not. The View is rarely offensive, but it’s goddamn boring.
That’s a shame, because absolutely no men have to get bloody to execute my radical “nobody beats up anybody” plan.
NWO: Look it up your own fucking self. Last I checked, none of us were getting paid to look shit up for you.
It does in NWO/MRA land.
Very weird place that place.
The word “rape” isn’t used in the Canadian Criminal Code. I already gave you the definition of sexual assault from it.
Get it yourself, since when are you helpless at finding out stuff? (Being helpless to do something ≠ being hopeless at it, of course.)
Actually, Holly, it was ‘The Talk’, not ‘The View’, which is something of a bad spin-off, from what I know.
Which makes it a bad spin-off of a pretty bad show.
Also, didn’t Sharon Osborn get let go for her part in that little incident? Or at least kept from the show for a while. Which is hardly much, but it’s not like nothing happened.
I gather that MGTOW is supposed to work as a threat intended to get women to change our supposedly evil ways. You can see how well that’s working so far.
MGTOW – I am going! You have forced me to this! Any moment now I will leave. Did I tell you that I’m going? What do you have to say to that, huh?
Women – Oh, OK, have fun then. No need to send a postcard.
MGTOW – No seriously, I’m really going.
Women – Yeah, we know. Actually we thought you’d already left. Why are you still here?
MGTOW – Here is a list of reasons why I am going, because women are horrible. Also, this makes me a samurai warrior poet, but with a motorcyle. Did I mention that I’m going?
Women – And yet you are still here.
The entire pretext of every womens talk show is the ridiculing of, violence towards or shortcomings of men. If it isn’t that, it’s how women are victims of, oppressed by, or shortchanged because of men. That’s all they are. The shows revolve around laughing at men.
Hey, everybody, it’s the new Dark Knight Rises trailer!
Catwoman! Bane! A football stadium collapsing for some reason!
@Spearhafoc
So in other words, in our little scenario you weren’t raped.
@NWO [Citation Please]
Seriously, we should all just ignore this little blight on humanity unless he actually has something substantiate to say, and an ability to actually back it up.
And you know this how?
The View schedule for tonight says: “First-time musical guest Florence + The Machine is here! Plus: Joy and Whoopi showcase a variety of “Gifts from Grandma.”
Tomorrow night: “SNL and Portlandia star Fred Armisen is here! Plus: A new installment of “Ask The View: Doctors”!”
So, not exactly riveting television, but I don’t see any scheduled man-hatred.
In other words no, it was rape.
NWO, why do you think violence is the answer? There’s no inbetween?
“No means no and yes means anal.” I learned something today.
@Xanthe
I’ll say the same the next time you ask for a citation.
@NWO Spear did not assert a fact without supporting evidence. you do. Constantly.
NWO, how many women talk shows do you watch?
@NWO: I don’t watch any women’s talk shows (amazing how they give MEN their own individual manly talk shows, but WOMEN except Oprah have to do it in groups) (I may be wrong, because I don’t watch talk shows).
yet somehow I grew up as an evil evil evil feminist while watching……….waitforit………DICK CAVETT.
@hellkell
“NWO, why do you think violence is the answer? There’s no inbetween?”
I asked a question as well. Are there more womens talk shows today then 10 years ago, where the sole purpose, or at least the main purpose is to demonstrate, either how men hurt women which is bad of course? Or that laugh/ridicule/blame men?
Has the non-violent methods of eradicating this hatred, mockery and ridicule of men been successful?
If the number and frequency as increased, whatever is being done, isn’t working.
Sure NWO lovey dove, but first, when are you going to provide those statistics on child abuse which you completely failed to substantiate several days ago?
Decent people back their own claims up, as Spearhafoc did – and it’s a fine thing for you to hector someone for citations when you never damn well do it yourself. Double standards much?
@ithiliana
And on these talk shows by men, is the theme the mockery and ridicule of women?
There are zero talk shows with this main purpose. They’re more into “Gifts from Grandma.”
There was one talk show that had one incident of being offensive towards men. TV being what it is I assume there were incidents like this 10 years ago too.
Yes! This hatred, mockery, and ridicule has been reduced (er, maintained) at a level of about one or two incidents a year, half of which are trumped up by MRAs desperate to get offended by something more mainstream than an obscure blogger or message board.
@Xanthe
Get it yourself, since when are you helpless at finding out stuff? (Being helpless to do something ≠ being hopeless at it, of course.)
@Holly Pervocracy
Pick a day, pick any womans talk show. Watch it. What’s the theme?
“Gifts from Grandma.”
NWo, seriously, what shows do you watch?
I thought you worked all day and didn’t watch that much television, NWO. How do you know what happens on all these talk shows?
Also, if the answer is none, then how do you know what they are about?
@Holly Pervocracy
So you’re telling me that the womens talk shows spend the majority of their time talking about Gifts from Grandma?
C’mon, Holly. If you can’t even admit the problem. You promote the problem.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A DAY IN THE LIFE OF NWOSLAVE (With deepest apologies to Jonathan Coulton):
I get up early when misogyny wakes me
I hate on women and I fill with energy
I go to Spearhead and I check my messages
But I don’t have any messages
I call eight year olds sluts and fix milk machines
I constantly check sites where vile bitches convene
I turn up my phone and I check my messages
But I don’t have any messages
All I know trolling is easy when you make your opponents strawmen
All I know is that I really hate women, I really fucking hate women
And I feel so hateful
And I never hated as much as I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I hated girls the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
And I feel so hateful
And I never hated as much as I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I hated girls the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
The Internet is full of feminists theys days
I try to type coherently despite my rage
I can see the bitches disproving my arguments
So I go on an unrelated tangent
A new Manboobz post when I refresh the screen
With logical posts I’ll pretend I haven’t seen
Foaming at the mouth I type “Big Daddy”
And then I refresh the page again again
All I know is arguing’s easy when you blame everything on Title IX
All I know is I hate all women, I always hate all women
And I so hateful
And I never hated as much as I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I hated girls the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
And I feel so hateful
And I never hated as much as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I hated girls the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
Sometimes I’d to calm the fuck down
Reach out to others
But no one sane will associate with me
I should be sleeping but I can though it’s late
Got another feminist blogger to berate
Some stupid bitch that I found on the Internet
Right in the MRA subreddit
I troll Manboobz as I wait for a reply
Maybe I’ll be joined by other MRA allies
Now it’s 3 am and there’s no word back from her
I rage about Big Daddy
All I know is it’s easy to be right when you pull sources out of your ass
All I know is life is better when you spend it utterly alone
And I feel so hateful
And I never hated as much as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I hated girls the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
Gotcha NWO, you walked right into that one.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
“There are no mens talk shows that do the same towards women.”
Cause Letterman, Leno, and Comedy Central NEVER EVER made a sexist joke! Ever, ever, times eleventy!
I checked The View website.
Interviewing Meryl Streep for The Iron Lady?! Clearly misandrist. I don’t see them interviewing Merle Streep for The Iron Man.
What’s that, you say? Iron Man came out years ago? There is no celebrity named Merle Streep? And Iron Man doesn’t have a “The” in front of it? Misandrist!
Pick a day, pick any womans talk show. Watch it. What’s the theme?
The last time I watched a women’s talk show (I was home sick and bored out of my skull), the segments were one on skin creams you can make at home, one with a chef on how to make chili, one on some designer’s new line of dresses, and one where some shitty country singer sang a shitty country song. Which one of those was the man-hate? Was it the chili? Was the chili secretly made out of men? Because that would be pretty horrible, if it were true! But I’m pretty sure it was actually just made out of beef.
So, “good women” should beat up female journalists for reporting on studies that show that mothers who work part-time are happier than mothers who do not work?
@NWO
Are there any love songs written by women that are about women actually loving men?
Um, yes. Quite a few, actually.
Here’s The View’s schedule of topics:
http://theview.abc.go.com/schedule
See if you can find the anti-man subversion yourself, NWO. All I see is stuff like “My Week with Marilyn director Kenneth Branagh is here! Plus: An 83 year-old woman with plastic surgery and her doctor, and the author of The Petite Advantage diet.”
Damn, that’s what I get for caring more about getting the right amount of syllables than finding typos. Oh well.
Lauralot: Now I have to go listen to the original to get that out of my head. Brain bleach!
Nope, but it’s considered a feature, not a bug. When and if they consider that women exist at all. Men’s talk shows tend to ignore the existence of women except when women are pissing them off for whatever today’s reason is, and then assuming we all listen to the hivevagina, of course.
I looked up today’s topic on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Interviewing Brad Pitt about what it’s like to be married to Angelina Jolie?! Brad “Alpha” Pitt?! Clearly misandrist!
For fuck sake NWO! Answer my damn question!
Today on The Talk, “country music star Miranda Lambert spills honeymoon details!”
@Joanna
“NWo, seriously, what shows do you watch?”
There really are no shows that I watch. They’re really all the same.
Sitcoms.
Wife, smart, sexy and in control
Doofus husband, stupid, lazy always wrong.
Boy child, equally stupid and useless.
Girl child, brilliant and gets the best of dad.
Police dramas by the score.
female detective, smart, sexy and in control.
Doofus male detective, gets bested by female detective.
Bad man rapes woman or hurts children.
Good woman is victim, bad man brought to justice.
Drama
Woman, smart, sexy in peril.
Bad man, stupid, dirty, evil.
Hero man, tries to save women and fails.
Woman in peril ends up saving hero and defeating bad man.
Th,th,th,thats all folks.
Today on the Gayle King Show (which is only satellite radio and thus ranks barely above a blog, but I guess she’s heir apparent to Oprah), they’re talking about “puppies vs. babies.”
If sentence 1 is true, how can you possibly know sentence 2?
“I don’t read books. They’re all just the word ‘aubergine’ repeated thousands of times anyway.”
There really are no shows that I watch. They’re really all the same.
So you don’t watch tv shows, but you know what they’re all like.