Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!
Some of them start young.
Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Posted on December 18, 2011, in $MONEY$, beta males, evil women, I'm totally being sarcastic, men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, misogyny. Bookmark the permalink. 961 Comments.
Wut. Let me guess, was there a response to this suggesting the guy either stalk his girlfriend when she goes out with her friends, or use a PI to play gumshoe?
When I’m sad the thing I want most in the world is for my partner to come into bed and hold me and tell me they still love me. Why… why would anyone not do that for their girlfriend? I don’t get it… maybe she’s sexting other people because you don’t hug her enough?
My mom actually told me about housewives she knew in the 60s and 70s that did the 60/40 split… because they had no other way of making money and were afraid their husbands would leave them.
Damn it, they’re on to me! Time to go out and snag a husband without internet access…
These guys are paranoid weirdooooos.
“Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?”
…because if they didn’t, they’d have to put up with these guys harping about unattractive women?
And what’s wrong with short hair? I cut mine short because my hair was very unflattering when it was long.
Generally, when my partner is sick or sad, I do things like “make him soup” and “give him hugs” and “watch reruns of Law & Order in bed with him” and “cheer him up by having boobs he can play with.” I get why these dudes can’t do the last one, but it’s really quite pathetic that they can’t pull off the first three.
I never did arson night, and I even hang out with anarchists. I am so bummed.
Also, I really wish these idiots would stop going on about how terrible short hair is. It always makes me and my very long hair feel kind of icky. I don’t want the sort of guy who thinks women set out to “catch suckers” to think I’m his type! *shudder*
I don’t get how Arson nigth is gendered.
I mean, how do I know he’s not really stripping or putting things on fire on so called board game evenings?
Being pretty: damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
zhinxy: I know! These women with boyfriends lead WAY more interesting lives than I do!
Mollyren – That settles it, I gotta get myself a new victi… Err, fella.
My boyfriend can go a whole week without seeing me and not accuse of arson. Maybe he’s the one doing the arson! =O
Also, when I was little, I looked a lot like little Drew Barrymore in Firestarter for a little while (My sister now looks like Drew Barrymore, and I don’t, but that’s neither here nor there. ).
So every time I got angry my brothers would tease me that I was about to start a fire. Cause they were mean.
These guys are immature jackasses. If these guys actually had girlfriends, they’d know the reality is so much more boring.
Although an Arson Night with the girls does sound like fun. BRB, gotta make some calls.
I am totally up for Arson Night. So far, the only “girls’ nights out” I can recall have entailed far less exciting activities, like “playing a board game,” “going to a coffee shop and chatting,” and “watching reruns of Glee.” A little arson might spice things right up!
Right, because women just aren’t capable of doing any of those things. They’re just all too perfect and without fault. No? Clearly you’re the type of person who doesn’t have a problem with women trashing on men and the shit they can do. Equality means equal share in the good and the bad.
Do we have a new troll? =D
Eimos, who are you talking to?
I also think it’s in bad taste to take the worst examples and give the impression it’s representative of everyone.
Eimos, just how many arsonists do you *know*?
If your girlfriend goes out at night, she could be doing lots of things, yes… but arson seems a bit much. When my guy friend goes out, I don’t assume he’s robbing a bank, even though both men and women are capable of doing so.
I take my husband’s extra money* and invest it in four jointly-held Vanguard mutual funds. I hope he doesn’t figure out that I haven’t been spending it all on food!
*and mine.
So on a misogyny mocking site, that exists to mock extreme examples, you can’t have any extreme examples, or make fun of them, because unfair? I think people who aren’t trolls understand it’s a mockery site, here.
“You” refers to, well, the choir preaching to itself here. But most importantly the OP.
zhinxy, you’ve never lit anything on fire? Geez, what a worthless excuse for an anarchist.
Elmos, the cherry-picking argument has been done to death. Read the site header and get back to us.
“So on a misogyny mocking site, that exists to mock extreme examples, you can’t have any extreme examples, or make fun of them, because unfair?”
That’s the problem. Using the worst examples to confirm the preconceived notion that any man within the so-called “man-o-sphere” is automatically hateful of women because he’s a MRA or what have you. You’re not right just because you believe yourself to be.
Elmos, I’m all for equality, I simply prefer mine to be reality based.
“Elmos, the cherry-picking argument has been done to death. Read the site header and get back to us.”
Then I recommend you guys stop cherry picking. That way, people wont accuse anyone of doing it. See how that works?
I am still wondering about the Cheerleader Ring Drop: “She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk.”
Like, did he just have sex with her and it was terrible? Or did they actually date for a while and it didn’t work out? “I’m going to drop this ring and it will cause a chain of events that will make him unhappy months later!” is much further ahead than *I’m* ever able to plan!
Elmo, so, have examples of non-hateful MRA sites for us? Please, do share.
“zhinxy, you’ve never lit anything on fire? Geez, what a worthless excuse for an anarchist.”
Seriously. Are broken windows okay? If it involved a softball, it’s still okay, right? . :P
Eimos, why should we care if you accuse us of cherry-picking? You’re an obnoxious wanker. I don’t value your opinion.
Poor Eimos, everyone thinks you named yourself after a muppet.
Eimos: no, we just think that when his girlfriend goes out her boyfriend immediately wonders if she’s committing arson. :P
Eimos, actualy, I have a somewhat long history with the MRA-o-sphere. As (at the time a bit more right leaning) a libertarian woman I was involved with some folks that were interested in it when it was still dominated by the glenn-sacksish father’s rights types. But as it changed and became the mess we see today, more and more, people disengaged from it. My experience echoes that of libertarian “ifeminist (Okay, don’t get me started, I have a lot of feelings) Wendy McElroy here –
http://www.wendymcelroy.com/news.php?item.1381
“… hit upside the head with the venting, hatred of women and rage that passes for political expression within that movement. The MRAs have made the same mistake as radical feminists. Many of them are not seeking change so much as revenge; any woman — even one who has done no harm, even one who has worked for their rights — can become a target who must worry about her own physical safety. I say this with no joy because the insight makes me unable to support MRA. I still speak out in my writing for a gender and race blind legal system but I doubt that I will ever again become “an activist” in the MRA cause. The lady who wrote to me is merely one in a series of about a dozen people now — most of the writers or columnists — who began as highly sympatetic to MRAs but who now back away as though confronted by a wild, snarling dog. I understand that this reaction causes celebration in the hearts of many MRAs because they think this means they are being taken seriously. One of the nice things about being on the outside of the movement is that I can just say “So Be It”…and get on with my life, move on to the things I can change for the better.
By the way, there are wonderful men working within MRA — men like Glenn Sacks who could not be more outraged by the threats of violence and woman-bashing that he has witnessed. I do not mean to tar an entire movement but there is no way to back away from the substantial number of enraged crazies without backing away from the entirety. Why? Because the rage is generally encouraged as being ‘justified’ and healthy by more moderate MRAs; those of us who complain about being hit upside the head with a brick — and repeatedly so — for no just reason are told that we need to put up with the venting because the ones who wield the bricks are ‘victims’ and deserve sympathy. If we truly care about men, it is claimed, we will allow ourselves to be abused by those who need to lash out at women. Well…I was a victim of domestic violence once and I no longer sanction anyone else beating me up…let alone beating me up because I am trying to help and, so, come within striking range.”
I still think we need a men’s movement. But the MRA is a cesspit of fail. I don’t say this happily. I thought it had a lot of promise when it got going.
I gave it a chance.
So if you can pony up examples of why I”m wrong here, I’d love to see ‘em.
Eimos, can you point me to some popular MRA or MGTOW web site/blog/forums where there’s not lots of misogyny? (Beyond the two that always get mentioned: Pele Billing’s blog and Fathers and Families/Glen Sacks.)
Also, dude, if you are actually worried your gf is committing arson? Like, get out of the relationship: that shit is not cool! It’s a real problem, not something she’s doing just to annoy you!
I will never understand the insistence that a woman cutting her hair is indicative of some major inner mental change.
Someone else was saying on Tumblr that if your girlfriend cut her hair it meant she was upset with the relationship. Can’t cutting your hair just mean you want a more flattering hair cut?
I get my hair cut when it goes crazy and out of control. O.o
I actually do know (personally or in internetty ways) married woman who brag about this. They are either quite a bit older, like members of my grandparents’ generation, or involved in Christian patriarchy. That is to say, they are in marriages where the husband’s word goes, and women can only make suggestions. I’ve never heard women in equal partnerships brag about this, ever.
On a related note, I would like to +1 what Molly Ren said:
Very much yes.
We just think it’s FUNNY, even. Frak.
Whoops, sorry Eimos, my misspelling wasn’t intentional.
Generally read about this type of manipulation in fantasy fiction novels. The most overt example was in Polgara the Sorceress by David and Leigh Eddings and was because when Polgara figured out how to do something none of the men would listen to her so she had be manipulative to get them to do what she thought about. She said it was stupid but her mother said “there really is no other way to deal with men.”
I have yet to see that happen in real life though. I do see some people take credit for ideas they did not have.
That “make him think it was his idea” thing isn’t cleverness, it’s survival tactics.
In most functional relationships I’m pretty sure that if you’re sick or sad your partners will comfort you or make you soup.
Is it wrong that I’m reading the title of this post in the voice of Charlotte Rae?
Nobby – Most are hateful – but not hateful of women. In fact, I’d say nearly all (besides the rare examples that always exist) of the men in the man-o-sphere at one point adored women. Some likely still do like women.
I see two fundamental types in the man-o-sphere: The men who hate the culture that exists between the sexes. The relative unaccountability of women in our society and the disposability of men. They haven’t crossed the line towards misogyny but they are angry, and rightfully so.
The other half are those who have been taught how to be misogynistic from the same culture between the sexes. What? Yeah, men aren’t inherently wicked. Usually there’s a reason, justified or not, behind what turned them in to haters.
I think Futrell does society a great disservice with this website. Sometimes the things men have to say in the man-o-sphere are the reasons why they are angry. Men go their own way, going so far as to recondition their biological drive that tells them to to be with women, in order to avoid a society which has treated them unfairly. There’s plenty of examples of how they have been mistreated. You just can’t hear it when you focus on the worst case examples and mock anyone who dares to simply disagree with mainstream sensibilities about what men are “supposed” to think and feel about women, etc.
Also, not that any of these sneaky lady tricks makes any kind of sense, but I especially don’t get the one about the cheerleader. She tricked him into dating her by … dropping her ring and pretending not to be bunk? Where’d she drop it? Her vagina?
I guess it’s impossible for guys to like short hair on women, then?
Eimos, I think you should’ve lurked more, and read some older posts here. You seem sincere, but this has all been discussed to death here before.
Why is it so hard for mr manboobz to believe that women aren’t always truthful ALL of the time? Think about it this way: IF you’re in a relationship, you meet someone else who’s really hawt, you wanna shag ‘em, but obviously your significant other is not going to be happy if he(or SHE)finds out about it! I mean, come on! Would you really tell your boyfriend “honey, I’m going out tonight to have some casual sex with this guy I met at the club last weekend during girls night out”??? Manipulation is how people get what they want from others with the least amount of resistance on the other persons part.
Now THIS:
Sounds like it was ripped straight out of a womans magazine! God forbid it apply to women as well as men.
Bee: “Dropping her ring” is obviously code for “opening her vagina”.
I guess it’s impossible for guys to like short hair on women, then?
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FOR A WOMAN TO BE PRETTY.
“THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FOR A WOMAN TO BE PRETTY.”
Naked Swedish models in high heels.
@Eimos so, you got nothing, then?
MsN:
Nope! I would take a wild third option and not cheat on my boyfriend.
But obviously yes, women, being people, do lie to their partners sometimes. Most of them aren’t lying about their arson sprees, because most women aren’t arsonists.
Okay, misogynist trolls, so your argument basically boils down to this: Because some women have done terrible things, it is now okay and not at all extreme for you to say that women, in general, do terrible things, like arson and cheating. Wonderful, now, in the spirit of equality, stop whining when you hear someone say that men are rapists. After all, some men are rapists. Don’t act like men are all perfect and shit. Some of you are pretty fucking far from perfect, therefore you are rapists. Deal?
In case it is not clear from what I wrote, most men are also not arsonists.
Elmos, I have been on just about every MRA site imaginable. I have yet to find one that wasn’t wildly misogynistic, not to mention infested by some of the most bitter, angry and downright nasty people imaginable. These guys (and women, in many cases) really, truly, genuinely hate women to mythical, pathological proportions.
I guess it’s impossible for guys to like short hair on women, then?
I like short on women. Hell, I like shaved heads on women.
Why is it so hard for mr manboobz to believe that women aren’t always truthful ALL of the time?
No one here is claiming that.
I mean, come on! Would you really tell your boyfriend “honey, I’m going out tonight to have some casual sex with this guy I met at the club last weekend during girls night out”??
I’m pretty there are commenters on this very site that have in fact told their boyfriends exactly that sort of thing.
I guess I’m having a hard time understanding the distinction between a misogynist and a person who’s bitter because he’s convinced himself that in his world women are “unaccountable” and men are “disposable.”
You are “supposed” to think that we are people, with strengths, weaknesses, desires and problems just like you. You are “supposed” to think that what we feel, and what we experience is no less important or real or legitimate than what you feel and experience. You are “supposed” to think that we do not exist on this earth just to be your fucking “helpmeet” and accommodate your wants and desires and never have any of our own. You are “supposed” to think that you are not the default gender, and that any relationship you have with a woman — familial, professional or romantic — isn’t just about you and what you want. If some men can’t stomach that, those men deserve every ounce of revulsion and mockery they get. They deserve to be alone, and I don’t give a shit if it makes them sad and angry.
Don’t expect me to show sympathy for people who call me a “human toilet”.
I love how our trolls love to come in here and accuse us of cherry picking, meanwhile practically introducing themselves with “Hello, I’m here to strawman you.”
Actually, Amused, women are the default gender. The Y chromosome is a freaky mutation of sorts.
I am growing extremely weary of the “These guys aren’t misogynists! They’re just irrationally angry at all women for what they claim some women have done!” argument.
What this comment reveals about you, Monsieur Sans Nom, is this:
First, you feel entitled to have sex with anyone you find attractive — so much so that you simply cannot imagine someone denying herself the momentary satisfaction for the sake of preserving a meaningful long-term relationship.
Second, when you are in a relationship, you cheat. And you lie to your significant others. And you rationalize it by telling yourself that “everything is manipulation”, that taking steps to be attractive for one’s SO is EXACTLY the same thing as stepping out on them, making false promises and lying through your teeth.
Just because YOU act this way doesn’t mean others do.
Eek! Not naked! Then the poor MRA might perchance view some vulva!
@Bee: Well, the pubes would probably shield the – wait, MRAs don’t like pubic hair on women either, do they?
Bee: In lingerie! And sucking cock. *nods*