Maxim explains “How to Cure a Feminist”
Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.
In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.
From Maxim, 2003.
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Posted on December 13, 2011, in antifeminism, evil women, I'm totally being sarcastic, idiocy, misogyny, reactionary bullshit, that's not funny!. Bookmark the permalink. 522 Comments.
@Sniper
Zoinks! I lack coherency and I didn’t drop the g. Funny, you seemed to get the noodle of what I was saying.
“WAH WAH WAH I DON’T KNOW DON’T ASK ME HARD QUESTIONS WAAAAHHH.”
Is NWO high again? He’s more annoying than usual.
“Except men and women are different.”
Yes, they are. Anything involved in potential baby making tends to differ, to start.
That doesn’t mean “a woman’s sexuality is her body” true.
@ozymandias42
Funny thing about therapists, they’re all women.
Your “noodle” is always the same.
I’ve never seen a man be so angry about the fact that people aren’t doing what he wants, which is… [DATA NOT FOUND].
I mean, I’m just baiting him here because I’m sure whatever he wants is disgusting, I just think it’s funny that he’s too incoherent or too cowardly to even express what that disgusting thing is.
” It’s socially acceptable!
O.o
You do know that the Declaration of Independence was written by a bunch of dudes right? Something about everyone being free and equal? If that’s not socially acceptable for you, maybe you don’t belong in this society.
@Dracula
I wish. It’s been years. Besides, I recently applied for a job and that damned maryjane just stays in your system forever.
“I’m a man, we need women to tell us how to act.”
Really? NWOslave, stop being a misogynist!
See, it doesn’t work.
@Joanna
Lol. You don’t believe in freedom or equality. Not without a safety net.
“I’ve decided to encourage all women to be as slutty as possible. Let’s just up and get it over with.”
But only slutty for you eh NWO? Maybe you should wear beer goggles all the time so all women everywhere look slutty just for you!
Hmm, well my first one was a very Santa Claus-looking man, so *poof* there you go up in smoke.
“Funny thing about therapists, they’re all women.”
Funny thing about reality, it disagree with you.
@Kyrie
But it’s socially acceptable!
“You don’t believe in freedom or equality.”
Don’t hurt other people or do illegal things. There are laws for reasons you know.
For the record, I prefer picture 3. It’s obviously not for public display, but I like the layers on the skirt. There’s a certain retro-girlishness to the whole thing that it that makes it more fun than the others.
I find the other clothes to be fairly boring.
2 is too everyday. I don’t care for clothes that could be seen everywhere. In the immortal words of Oscar Wilde, “Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear”.
4 is…ehhh. I don’t know. I just don’t think that style of lingerie is too flattering for her body type. Something like this works better on a skinny frame, I think.
As for 1, I don’t think the tank top/jeans look works on anyone: male, female or otherwise. I’m not against butch by any means, but there’s boring butch and then there’s cool butch.
This has been Spearhafoc Judges Clothing. Thank you very much.
NWO, the OP is an article on how to pressure a butch woman not to be a butch woman. You see the irony?
@Joanna
I wanna be progressive like you and promote slutwear for girls of all ages.
Funny thing about therapists they’re all women.
Um…no.
@Joanna
Is “hurt” feeling dependent?
NWO, what is slutwear?
You realize that when you don’t answer, it just makes you look like an idiot who doesn’t know what he wants?
When you disapprove of everything, people stop giving a shit. You gotta toss an approval in once every couple years.
“I wanna be progressive like you and promote slutwear for girls of all ages.”
LOL! You’d love that wouldn’t you. Ten year olds in thongs. You dirty old pedobear.
No, NWO, you specified before that what you want is to enslave all women and legalize rape and assault.
@Joanna
If I smoke a joint, it’s illegal. Who’ve I hurt?
I like the clothes on number 3, but she tries to much to look brain dead for my taste. Elitist that I am, I prefer people with a IQ higher than a goldfish’s.
I forgot, the cigarette on number one is a big NO.
Enslave is such a harsh word, I prefer domestication. Throw a little PC my way. You’ll hurt my feelings!
“If I smoke a joint, it’s illegal. Who’ve I hurt?”
I dunno why pot is illegal, but I guess it’s considered a harmful substance as heroin (which is bullshit really). But when you bludgeon someone to death cos they didn’t want to have sex with you or something, that’s pretty bad.
I can’t like any of them because every time I think “#1 looks kinda badass,” I remember that she’s a model who agreed to go along with this photoshoot idea.
Boy, NWO must be starved for attention. He’s pulling out all the stops in order to get a reaction.
@Joanna
“LOL! You’d love that wouldn’t you. Ten year olds in thongs. You dirty old pedobear.”
I’m still shooting for the lowest bidder. So far 4 years old is the lowest I’ve been accused of wanting to rape. Can you do better?
“Boy, NWO must be starved for attention. He’s pulling out all the stops in order to get a reaction.”
yeah I’m laughing my bum off here =D
Well shit, you tell us, NWO. How young a girl do you want to rape?
I think #2 is the cutest… #1’s facial expression is obnoxious, and #3 and #4 are overtly, submissively sexual in a way I don’t like.
NWO, what is slutwear? Of the four women presented, which of them are sluts?
Or perhaps it means that she does not want someone who is like Brad Pitt. And that she actually enjoys dating men who are just average and ordinary.
Also, why do you always assume the worst about people? Why do you assume that someone who says “this person is kind of cute” means that she is only seeking someone even more stereotypically perfect?
NWO: For someone with World, and Order, in their name, that’s a fairly disingenuous question. Like drugs are not a produced commodity. Nope. They fall from the sky where they promptly open the doors of perception and let people get into, like really into, Phish.
@Joanna
Yea, but you said if it was illegal it’s bad.
How about if I drive without a license?
How about if I drive an old clunker wothout insurance? Why would I need it?
How about when the health care bill gets passed and a person gets arrested for not having personal insurance? You do know it’s going to be illegal not to have health insurance?
Can you imagine a man actually being loyal enough to save his goodies for just one woman? I can. I can imagine a woman doing it as well. But how could that be, you ask? Because people do it all the time, jackass.
Although I won’t say I didn’t laugh when I found out they were having anal sex in order to keep their stupid silver rings >:D
Anyway, what I can’t imagine is you applying this same standard to yourself. Or men in general. Oh wait, because it’s really not about that. It’s about you fetishizing owning another human being, body and soul and pretending that it has something to do with morality (or even caring about that person’s actual well-being) instead of your own twisted… machinations and desires. Your narcissistic, idiotic idea that the world owes you a harem of virgins because you have (or claim to have) a job, as if you are the only god damned person who works or otherwise suffers in the whole entire world.
And it’s probably also about you being insecure is hell. I bet you prefer virgins because you’re hoping that they won’t figure out that you suck as much as you suspect you do. Why else would you care? And why else would you expect “loyalty” from people who neither know you nor want to save it for you? Or maybe they saved it for that “special someone” and it ended up being a giant waste of time and effort? Or maybe you just aren’t fucking worth saving it for, did you ever think of that?
So to NWO, socially acceptable means being able to do whatever the fuck you want. If he wants to flail about naked in the streets, that’s socially acceptable. If he wants to have a harem of 4 year olds in slut wear, socially acceptable. If he wants to enslave 3.5 billion people, yup, socially acceptable. You just keep having that wet dream NWO, but you’ll die a very disappointed man.
Okay, we have some silly laws, but “don’t keep women as sex slaves” and “don’t rape young girls” are, I’m going to venture, not examples of silly laws.
You applied for a job, milkslave? Good for you, taking steps to make yourself less miserable. You know what? I hope you get it, too. I hope you get it, and it makes you happy, and you don’t have to work 37 hours every day any more, tying steel knots until your hands bleed. Hugs!
@ozymandias42
They’re all very decently attired for teaching young boys in elementary school. If their little peckers get hard it’s their problem. They need to learn sexual control.
“They’re all very decently attired for teaching young boys in elementary school. If their little peckers get hard it’s their problem. They need to learn sexual control.”
NWO has never actually seen a teacher, ever.
That actually explains a great deal.
WAH WAH HARD QUESTIONS.
NWO needs very easy questions, people. Or no questions at all! Poor dear is so easily upset.
“If their little peckers get hard it’s their problem. They need to learn sexual control.”
But you said a man has no sexual control. That sluts turn men into animals and hence rape! Get yourself together man. You’re a big ball of contradiction of late.
I also googled Sean Foreman and he’s…kinda cute.
There literally is not a comment too innocuous for MRAL to get whipped into a frenzy by it. (“It looks like rain.” “YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT SO YOU CAN SPIT ON ME!”)
Why do I always get here when he’s flounced and it’s just NWO? Bo-ring!
Owly’s so cute when he thinks he’s satirizing people!
@Leni
Have you been peeking in my bedroom. You described me to a tee!
I don’t like Sean Foreman. He looks like a Ken doll.
Question about the Greek (alpha, beta) system that people were talking about here… I’m just wondering, where would LGBT people fit in that system?
You realize NWO is just going to tell you that there really IS a chip.
Dude, you’ve made this forum your bedroom. Probably because there’s no one else in it.
Stephanie: We’ve been wondering that for a long time.
I’d much prefer this guy:
@Joanna
Well that’s why young boys entering puberty should be subjected to repeated doses of arousal and depravation. So they can learn control. Don’t worry, it won’t cause any maladjustment, frustration, anger or hatred. It’ll be good for them.
“Dude, you’ve made this forum your bedroom. Probably because there’s no one else in it.”
Burn!
Oh, I was talking purely about clothing, not facial expressions. I read clothes better than I read expressions and body-language because they’re something I see right away and don’t have to look for. The subtleties of human expression are rather lost on me.
Taking a closer look at their faces and poses, 2 looks the most content with herself. Her hair is the best too. 3 still has nicer clothes though.
But aren’t the sluts asking to be raped??? I mean if one of those hormonal dudes snaps it’s clearly not his fault. Help me out here, NWO! First you say one thing, and then say the complete opposite. I is confused!!! >.<
Haha, NWO’s started ignoring me because I’m calling him on what bullshit non-answers his “look at me I’m a feminist, I hate everything, somehow this is different from when I hate everything normally” sarcasm tantrums are.
Stephanie, they don’t count because they’re just straight people who are too selfish to admit it. Remember, black and white only!
No, it wouldn’t. That’s not a real thing.
Hey Captain Bathrobe, why don’t you go back the YYYYY-M-C-A? :)
I’m not saying adult women should come-on to pubescent boys or anything of the kind, but a boy seeing a scantily-clad woman is not going to scar him for life.
That. Simply. Doesn’t. Happen.
Guys, give up. NWO long ago stopped paying attention to the conversation and is now, for some reason, posting his comments in realtime as he yanks it to Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher” video.
“but a boy seeing a scantily-clad woman is not going to scar him for life.”
Unless he has serious issues =o
“Guys, give up. NWO long ago stopped paying attention to the conversation and is now, for some reason, posting his comments in realtime as he yanks it to Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher” video.”
LOL
@katz
“You realize NWO is just going to tell you that there really IS a chip.”
There already is one! The digital angel.
http://www.raven1.net/mcf/news/digital-angel-awarded-uspatent-raisequestions.htm
Presently, they use them in the military and medical patients. You’ve all seen the adverts of the lost child or the child cutting classes. That’s a chip on a braclet.
However, if marketed correctly they could be a big hit, particularly if they have multi-functions like accessing computers, phones and such. The lost child or the abducted child by the bad man theme is always popular. Better yet, don’t be the last boy on the block to get your digital warrior. Or the digital unicorn for girls, your friend forever. The apps are endless!!!
“Guys, give up. NWO long ago stopped paying attention to the conversation and is now, for some reason, posting his comments in realtime as he yanks it to Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher” video.”
Did I break him? =O
The flouncy skirt is kind of cute, just not with that top. I’d pair it with a scoop neck tee in a bright color. The second outfit is kind of any woman, USA – standard. I don’t like the lingerie, it’s shapeless and sort of blah.
This has been How to Dress with Cassandra. Notice the lack of profanity and claims about the motivations of the person being discussed.
ok, Ozy, I don’t know why the fuck you would feel bad about yourself. You have a popular blog and boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever and all that stuff. Not that I feel bad about myself, because I don’t, I have a high IQ, but whatever.